Thread 106824512

Let's see Elon Musk's robots.

>>106824512 (OP)
those spastic pieces of shit are $21000? why would anyone buy this?

Look good. Autoblow?

>>106824996
It's $10,500 pre-tariffs.

Finally chinese robot

>>106824512 (OP)
What can I do with it?

>>106825065
me and OP

>>106825475
Lose $21600

>>106824512 (OP)
Isn't basic the crappy one that can o ly do predefined movements? No remote control?

Oh boy, here we go.

>>106824512 (OP)
should i hire a chinaman or one of these robots?

>>106824512 (OP)
Can it do my laundry?

>>106825475
stick an onahole between the legs and violate xer

>130cm
>35kg
imagine

>>106827294
Oh my fucking god ToT

>>106825475
>>106825595
It's a research platform. You can train it with your GPU

>>106827746
>You can train it with your GPU
i'd be too scared of it dropping it on the ground tho

>>106827294
>lure in high profile pedophiles with child-bots
>film incriminating evidence
>profit
Why aren't you your own Epstein yet?

>>106827294
>4 foot 2"
>77 pounds
>flat as a board

ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!

>>106824512 (OP)
kys shill

>>106825065
God Yes. This is the future I asked for.

>>106825966
Yeah

Figure F.03 tomorrow lads
https://youtu.be/IlG3X8zRI2I

>>106829466
It's very cool but my house has stairs :(

>>106829466
was that ending really necessary

>>106829518
??so what??
Just buy one per floor.

>>106829480
I like how gentle he is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOoRnv3lA0k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOoRnv3lA0k

>>106825475
The Ching Chong robot can Ping Pong.
https://youtu.be/tOfPKW6D3gE

>>106829856
its lulzy how bad it is but considering all musk has so far is a guy in a suit, double lmao

>>106827897
You're Welcome

>>106829923
>its lulzy how bad it is
At least in that demonstration, the robot seems pretty good at table tennis. Not by default, of course, but due to work of the researchers.
>all musk has so far is a guy in a suit
At worst, Tesla has a teleoperated-only robot. I do like its body, but not as much as what Figure is doing (>>106829480).

>>106825065
>I'M COOKING!

>>106829466
none of those tasks are something i need robot to do. i put dirty dishes directly into the machine after eating and same with laundry. i would however like the robot to empty the dishwasher, put clean laundry to dry and finally fold dried laundry back to the closet. however i havent seen any robot do either of these.

All these robots based on reinforcement learning are complete memes.

>>106830218
keep in mind that all these domestibot worker drones are being made by techbros who have never done any chores or worked food service/retail in their life

it's the usual solutions to problems no one had shit

>>106830269
If a bot could do shit like fully clean the house once a week that would be immediately worth it for me. But in would need to be pretty competent. Not dropping a glass 99.99% of the time is not good enough.

>>106830306
>clean the house once a week
if techbros knew what they were doing they would just sell a giant roomba with a low-power pressure washer on it and an arm to pick up socks instead of eating them

but techbros both don't know how to clean a house and they don't know what the world truly wants (even if THEY dont know it yet)

>>106825065
That's the robot chicken robot! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJIo0V1Gfoo

>>106830344
I guess that works if your house is nothing but a bed and a table at most.

>>106827294
IMAGINE
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>>106825475
nothing
they are open loop control, preprogrammed to carry out movements via servos, then filmed doing dumb shit and put on social media to pretend that china strongk
and people fall for this shit

>>106829466
Name?

>>106824512 (OP)
Why would anyone want one when they couldn't breakdance in IShowSpeed's stream without malfunctioning?

>>106832469
usecase for breakdancing for niggers?

>>106830306
If it could do actual cleaning like dusting all surfaces, moving stuff out of the way to clean under/behind it, scrubbing the tub, polishing faucets, etc. and not just pushing a vacuum along the floor I would easily pay $30,000 for that.

damn. It's almost the same to optimus' rumored price

>>106824512 (OP)
I would buy like 20 of them if they looked like this

>>106825641
I've fallen and I can't get up!

You guys can actually be pretty funny you know that?
This thread has plenty of good humor.
Well done fa/tg/uys.

>>106827294
loli bots are here

>>106830344
They clearly know what we want and you clearly don’t, your Roomba will never be able to clean your dishes, fold your clothes, carry your luggage, be your sex slave etc. these robots are heading in that level of capability. You’re not seeing the big picture.

>>106825641
Dumb chinks, can’t they just turn it off remotely?

>>106829466
ah yes, a robot to operate the dishwashing robot, now i just need a robot to feed me, too

>>106825065
LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>>106834095
He can but there wont be content then for the internets.

>>106824512 (OP)
>Peak of Chinese technology
>Literal Walmart-teir e-waste

>>106834375
Or maybe it broke during the tantrum.

>>106834451
>e-waste

>>106834077
>your Roomba will never be your sex slave
WRONG

>>106825065
>>106825641
>>106834456
genuinely impressive ai generated videos

>>106829926
No dont redeem the 5090 astral, dont redeem it
NOOOOOO WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT YOU BASTARD MUTHA BITCH

>>106830306
Not worth it when you can get a human to do that for like $100 a week. Until the robots get around $5k it doesn’t make sense to buy one even if they do work.
>but I don’t like people
You’re a minority.

>>106824512 (OP)
WOW! Chinkslop.

>>106824512 (OP)
Robots are a bad idea.

>>106834550
Hory cope.

>>106834319
the charging bay could have a disinfection thingy... but yeah, better to at least have two arms

>>106835066
cheekedupmidgebot

>>106834077
Let me introduce you...

>>106835066
fucking tinman didn't even say sorry!

>>106835066
>black colored robot
>attacks random person
hmmm

>>106832143
So just like the tesla bot, but cheaper

>>106825641
lol, now i can tell my nephew robots will replace him if he doesn't start behaving

>>106829466
That thing is slower than my 86yo grandma, i think it still got some ways to go before being usefull

>>106834095
The proprietary remote with the E-stop button costs an extra $5k apparently.

>>106832567
Usecase for niggers?

>>106834095
>>106836322
China is what libtards think evil Capitalism looks like.

>>106835516
>a roomba with half a mannequin bolted on top made whole with PVC pipe
christ

>>106836364
Usecase for use cases?

>>106824512 (OP)
This, like the weird glasses with cameras, are just insane security vunerabilities, they will be required to have internet connections at some point then will send camera data of your every day life to whoever makes them. It's comparable to smart homes in many ways, extremely dangerous to own and propped up by tech bros

>>106835516
Just like doll owners you are just begging to get haunted.

>>106829480
https://youtu.be/Eu5mYMavctM
Figure seem to be on top of the humanoid robotics game at the moment. They even gave it a Cyberpunk 2077 style futuristic jacket.

>>106838396
Toddler-tier clothes folding.

>>106838396
Looks completely fabricated. I will believe when they show it without cuts but even then hands look like remotely controlled by guy with gloves.

>>106838585
Yeah, this is obviously just a montage of it doing everything perfectly. But the fact that there is no price tag shows that for one reason or another, they aren't ready for the market.

>>106838585
>>106838598
saw somewhere they already have 100k units order for next 4 years, factory space, and secured budget. but will probably be for companies doing some type of work, and richfags homes as some novelty item

>>106838396
Can't wait for them to do a live demo and it's just a guy in a suit.

>could have lolibots in the next decade
>tfw they'll be banned in the states
Fuck this gay earth

>>106835066
Can't stop the A-train

>>106824512 (OP)
Waiting for Chloe+

>>106829466
Note that it's AI.

>>106840279
blind retard.

>>106840279
how do you know he didnt just totally biff it and miss in that take

>>106835844
basically anything that isn't from boston dynamics is worthless

>>106840279
That clip is from CES 2021. This kind of image generation wasn't a thing back then.
https://youtu.be/8sMOCElJpMg

>>106830269
i never saw that way, now i understand why the push for humanoid robots. those mba and techbro retards have never actually worked in their life, they dont understand that robots better than humanoids already exist
one of the rare shit that stawrs is realistic is that robots are very often not humanoids at all

>>106838621
companies use robots designed for the task not humanoids, but who knows with the current retardation

>>106838727
Every intelligent and capable man will leave the U.S. for China. Unironically

>>106841724
>go to china to get lolibot wife
>get murdered instead and have your organs harvested

>>106838861
Will they make one that doesn't look like a used up prostitute?

>>106827294
Put on a wig
Put on some pads
Drill holes

Bit of alcohol and you cant tell the difference.

>>106840577
kek

>>106841724
sorry but the current and almost certain future trend is the exact opposite, america won back in the 1900's when hollywood was founded

>>106837240
It's not just a mannequin, it's a multitool

>>106838131
Hasn't happened yet. Probably because I pray often.

>>106825065
he's just like me!

>>106840279
you stupid fuck

>>106824512 (OP)
post the walmart link or this is fake as fuck
also what its this "Sold by Futurology 1 Seller review"?
Is walmart amazon now?

fucking clankers

>>106838861
seeeeeeeeeex

>>106834592
>letting a human on as little as $100 a week have access to your entire house to clean it properly
Dude who trusts anyone that much, especially someone with enough valuables to actually spend money on a cleaner

>>106825065
this is exact opposite of what I need a robot for, I can do my own rape thank you.

>>106842195
That's called "looking youthful",and it's kind of a slippery slope in the sex selling industry.
There's only a fine line between selling sex dolls looking youthful, and selling dolls that looks like childrens.
You cannot have that in the goy's world.

>>106824512 (OP)
Literally botnet. User agreement's very restrictive, previous unitree have been found to have backdoors that enable remote control, and you're very limited in the software you can run on it. Yeah, I don't think I want 3d scans of my house sent to china or other megacorps, but that's the future we're getting

>>106840577
I'm bumping this from page 10, but you're likely right.
Still, a rather weird angle.

>>106835628
>black tinman
Add it to the list.

>>106838396
I have to presume with all the nigger-looking robots that they are muh_rayciss owners of these robo-companies and want to bring back slavery by proxy? I'm A-OK with this desu.

>>106841724
This. If we can't yet have genetically-engineered catgirls for domestic ownership, then this is a good second place rn.