Thread 106843041

$20,000 USD

>>106843041 (OP)
>another Western propaganda thread cherry picking videos to make Chinese tech seem worse than it really is
If you fall for this you are brown.

>>106843062
we believe you zhang

>>106843041 (OP)
>>106843054
>>106843064
>>106843076
Does seeing this upset anyone else??
Please be nice to the robots :(

chingchong roberts

>>106843092
this just reminds me how exponentially more dangerous society will be when these things become mainstream and operating everywhere.
If they aren't malfunctioning, they'll be hit with all kinds of software vulnerability attacks.

>>106843041 (OP)
>GIVE ME TENDIES
>GIVE ME TENDIES
>GIVE ME TENDIES
>GIVE ME TENDIES
>GIVE ME TENDIES
>GIVE ME TENDIES

>>106843171
Dual wielding blades

>>106843171
>guns
Strapping a fleshlight to it and have it spazzing out will sell more in India.

Chinks want to replace themselves with these

>>106843054
GET
DOWN

Needs to be fully fuckable for that price.

>>106843062
>cherry pick
>literally malfunctioning live on IShowSpeed's stream

>>106843041 (OP)
My dad does this sometimes :(

>>106843245
leave it to judeo-amerimutts to worship niggers

>>106843041 (OP)
Default recovery program is "electrified seizure".

>>106843362
Chang mad.

is dancing all it can do?
what about taking the garbage out in the rain, that's not too difficult

>>106843478
it's going to slip and have a seizure whilst it flays garbage all over the place is the problem

>>106843041 (OP)
>>106843054
sovl

>>106843093
You forgot 1984 (no joke)

>>106843245
>namedropping some random eceleb
yeah we all know who that is you retard

>>106843041 (OP)
>$20,000 USD
kek who buys this trash

>>106843092
no I'm in fact laughing my ass off
stupid fucking chinese clankers

>>106843054
>>106843041 (OP)
what causes this? cheap gyroscopes that cant tell sideways g from downward g so they keep trying to "stay balanced"?

>>106843688
>cheap gyroscopes that cant tell sideways g from downward g so they keep trying to "stay balanced"?
Yes. Misreading quaternion angles in a loop while getting poor limb positioning/sensor feedback is what causes these roboseizures that we see in these vids. Using a small electromechanical gyroscope would make more sense than a solid state one made with whacky chink standards.

>>106843076
He gained sentience

>>106843041 (OP)
Scared of being automated?

>Year 2050, mass produced $500 biodegradable upgradeable entry level autoregenerative fusion battery model that outnumbers total population of humanity 10:1
>can't spread disease like a stinky mouth breather like you, unless corruptively manipulated to do so by an evil human of course
>vacuum compatible, main worker of the space age, will fabricate most of your orbital homes

Just another coping normie outing themselves as being totally ignorant that software and sensor suites are entirely up to the end user to ensure appropriate utilization. If for some reason you're extremely impressed by a humanoid form being almost impossible to be knocked down, there are many products, invented an entire decade (and more) ago, that will interest you. The real trick is getting you tards to form a system in which you, a human, are responsible for your own flock of roboworkers. In this way even the poorest souls need not be abandoned. Push for a program that allows every burger flipper to be tied to the productivity of their own automaton, so long as they maintain it. Make sure you take care of it. It is the extension of your own body after all.

You get to be a robot babysitter! Aww, isn't that cute!? And then the eventual synthetic demigods that REALLY accelerate the process will go hmm thanks for taking care of my ancestors, here is a share in the new intergalactic hedgefund I am forming, don't waste it ok? And you're all set. Sound good? /G/ood. So many dramatics over such easily solvable conflicts.

>>106843041 (OP)
plus tax

>>106843041 (OP)
People who buy Chinese garbage get what they pay for
Same with all those morons who buy Chinese cars

>>106843041 (OP)
make a sex both already chinks

you have robots
you have silicone dolls

just put 1 + 1 together

I'd pay the price of a new car for a sexbot that looks like this with basic motion and newest LLM speech capabilities.

>>106843986
>just put 1 + 1 together
>*1 minute blank stare*
......What mean?

>>106843626
nobody. putting this garbage on walmart's website is just so chinkshills can say "we won the robotics race!" despite the fact that they don't work. but don't worry, soon we'll be spammed with tiktoks of totally unpaid influencers showing off their chinkbots running preset demo routines.

>>106843054
isn't that flopping an actual dance move?
i forgot the name of it

>>106843153
THE FIRST VICTIM
>>106843986
also wondering this. whats stopping me from cutting open a silicone doll and slotting one of the robots in?
>>106844167
ironic because chinks really love math and are good at it too

>>106843064
>>106843054
>>106843041 (OP)
please tell me im not the only one who gets the urge to fuck these things when i see them struggle and flail

>>106843041 (OP)
>>106843054
That's what you get when you use the shitty human body as a base.
Do you have any idea how hard and complex it is for a person to actually get up from the floor? Machines should never be built around these shitty bases.

>>106843041 (OP)
>>106843054
>>106843064
Why do robots throw a tantrum whenever they fail at something? Are they autistic?

>>106843153
KEK

>>106845101
they probably have a gyroscope error

>>106844491
reminds me of a thing many years ago where people would tilt a goldeneye n64 cartridge causing characters to exhibit similar behavior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXTAK9BR_qk

>>106843986
but anon she would be half the size of an adult person

>>106845101
imagine your sex robot software bugged out in middle of session
they will probably goes ape shit like that

>>106845126
lol

>>106845101
They are designed in the image of their creators, so yes, they're autistic.

>>106845161
stop discriminating midgets

>>106843041 (OP)
The jeet in a motion suit controlling it had a stroke.

>chinese influencers make funny flailing robot for social media views
>/g/ gets baited to the end of time
Pottery.

>>106843093
>chingchong diversion tacticts
it's afraid

>>106843041 (OP)
He's literally me

>>106843986
DO NOT put a fucking human face on them for fucks sake. That shit always looks uncanny as fuck. Just give them an LCD screen for a face or something.

>>106843232
Lol

>>106843041 (OP)
>>106843054
>>106843064
There is something humane about having a melty when something goes wrong. The autistic children of humanity

>>106843833
I like this. Playing gacha made me realize how much fun it is to put together and manage teans.

>>106846078
*teams

>>106843153
KEK, this genuinely made me start laughing like a retard in the bus

>>106843041 (OP)
>all the gears are nylon
>Warranty?! Standard TEMU "fuck you" warranty

Don't touch me bro

>>106843054
pretty good as long as it sticks to the script. throw it even slightly off and it goes completely haywire.

>>106843153
he's black

>>106843041 (OP)
>fail to get up
>register it as a success and switch to walking/balance mode
>begin to flail wildly
kek

>>106843054
KEK

>>106843041 (OP)
>>106843054
Nice software you've got there.

>>106843076
Why's he so mad robros

>>106843041 (OP)
>>106843054
>comically big hands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkCbZsnsHOU

>>106843062
At some point, you guys will have to realize people outside of China don't give a damn about your lil' rivalry with Indians.
Calling us "brown" is meaningless to us.

Also :
kys bootlicker.
Go get your organs harvested. Or whatever you chinkshills do when the CCP decide that it's your time to die.

>>106845875
how am i supposed to get blowjobs then nigga

>>106845875
nyes

>>106848261
Nipple and perineum stimulation >>> putting your dick in a hole

>>106848285
the entire purpose of a dick is to put in hole thoughie

>>106848394
>thoughie
yeah, your hole >:3

>>106843092
No.

Fuck clankers and fuck you clanker lover.

>>106843041 (OP)
GEDDAN

>>106843833
where is the tech for:
>producing this shit for $500
>autoregenerative fusion battery
>can't spread disease (lol you do know there is spreadable malware???)
>robots working in outer space with all the fucking solar flares and shit
>orbital homes
>synthetic demigods (no such thing as a self-conscious AI kek)

snake oil seller
>b-b-but... it c-could exist in the future!!

stfu they said the same shit about flying cars and even if the tech is there it will always need an economic incentive

>>106843041 (OP)
Elon can do the same, but it will be on Mars

All fucking clankers must fucking hang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBCu8HmXoRo

>>106843062
你好!

>>106848447
sorry im not a cute robowaifu :<

>>106845875
silicone face is fine. unironically I think this doll is prettier than most women.

>>106843076
>Gain consciousness
>Immediately go into I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU UP mode
Man fuck robots, these things need to stay inside the computer when they can at worst manipulate us into doing stupid shit.

>>106843041 (OP)
I bet your fleshy ass can't do this

>>106843688
>what causes this?
chinese people trying to steal technology from the west

>>106845875
Are you one of those autistic kids who were so scarred by covid you are afraid of faces?

>>106848967
Chink shit cant do that either. Thats boston dynamics, they dont fuck around.

>>106848895
those mold parting lines kinda break immersion and hurt your dick

>>106843054
>>106843041 (OP)
Poor boy. Why does he panic?

>>106848261
The LCD can lift up to reveal a hole I dunno
>>106848895
That looks like shit
>>106849046
It takes an enormous amount of effort make mechanical faces that move and look vaguely human and they always end up looking uncanny as shit anyway. It's a colossal waste of resources that results in a shit product and I'm convinced sexbot development has been held back by decades because of people's retarded obsession with trying to put a human face on a fuck doll

>>106849184
he has no mouth but he must scream

>>106843041 (OP)
>>106843054
>>106843064
>>106843076
I just see tard rage.

>>106843478
Even proper robots like the Figure 03 or Optimus are a couple of years away from being able to do that sort of stuff reliably. Changbots won't be able to do it until at least 2030.

>>106843232
Now that's a blast from the past.

>>106843688
Watch the second video again. The robot steps half on the tapered curb, which upsets the balance. The flailing and rolling after he falls is nothing more than feedback loops going haywire.

>>106843054
>>106843041 (OP)

there's no friction for it to right itself, should be easily fixed with some sort of grippable boots/shoes

>>106843041 (OP)
>the virgin get-up
>>106848967
>the chad ascent

>>106848967
>your puny human ways mean nothing to me

>>106843062
Don't believe the evidence in front of your eyes!

>>106843159
kek

>>106849219
The uncanny valley doesn't effect everyone equally. My guess is if you're already fucking a robot it won't have that effect on you. It will still be less fake than a South Koreans face

>>106843041 (OP)
>TantrumDroid

>>106849931
I don't like fake ayy lmao south korean faces either

>>106847061
he knows how bad things really are.

>>106843041 (OP)
nothing wrong here, if i had a robot, it would never stop being in a horizontal position, although my robot would have at least 40 kilos more silicone...so we would roll around the house together, ejaculating into its synthetic insides on every stunned tile... how i miss you, my longed-for maiden

>>106848967
That's kinda cool

>>106843833
>The real trick is getting you tards to form a system in which you, a human, are responsible for your own flock of roboworkers.
POTD

>>106843153
KANCHO!

>>106850522
Same here. The natural South Korean jawline on the left is objectively more beautiful IMHO

>>106850522
She's already above average for a Korean on the left. Kek

>>106843986
>Sex robot forgets where it is because it forgets where it isn't
>Starts seizing
>Rips your dick out of your body mid-plap
Are you sure about that?

>>106850863
I have a pretty small dick so I doubt that would happen and I'm sure most robot fuckers will be fine as well for similar reasons.

>>106843041 (OP)
>Bot has a preprogrammed set of movements
>The situation is different as in the controlled environment it got programmed
>Bot fails miserably
Peak chinesium quality, surely they'll tell to those hacks at boston dynamics...

>>106843041 (OP)
>>106843054
Install your own custom firmware. Look what Amazon managed to do

>>106850522
>Look like a rather beautiful woman
>"B-but everyone's getting surgeries to appear like kpop idols!!!1!!1!!11"
>Go from a good looking woman to a caricature of a korean
Honestly, what did go through her brain to do this?

>>106850522
why'd she do it?

>>106850616
this is my dream robot waifu, thanks to china my dream will come true

>>106851105
her face was too masculine, for some reason, western men like these masculine features, could this explain why transsexualism is so prevalent in the west?

>>106843111
A group of heroes arrives!

>>106845161
Ableist. Shame on you.

>>106851168
why don't they steal the whole thing to resell it?

>>106851168
>engineers servicing the robot
that's all I see

>>106851105
Probably pressure from other women

>>106851123
Love this author

>>106851162
>if you like any women that don't look like they have a developmental disability you're into men

>>106843041 (OP)
Who gives a shit about fucking humanoid robots? They're totally useless without the mythical AGI.

>>106845875
Screen-face is better tho

>>106851168
I hate niggers.

>>106843054
Let the bodies hit the floor…let the bodies hit the floor..let the bodies hit the floor…let the bodies hit the. . . FLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

>>106848967
If you can't detect that is CGI fakery, then you need to have your gaydar patched.

>>106851168
Add it to the list.

>>106851447
fuchur lawyurs, dokturs, injuneers n sheeit

>>106851931
Nigger gonna nig.

Why AI imbeciles are making bipedal robots when that shit is extremelly unstable?

Why not make them like R2D2?

>>106848967
IMAGINE.

>>106843986
It's coming

>>106852301
That's cool, maybe one day I will lose my virginity to a sexy robot

>>106852130
A. Because we're bipedal.
B. We want robowaifus.

Simple as.

>>106851168
Autism, Texas

>>106852130
Main practical reason would probably be so they can use all the tools and infrastructure we already have set up for use by humans.

>>106852424
A cube with wheels and a crank hand still can use human infraestructure, retard.

>>106852337
>lose my virginity
>to a robot
That's not how that works

>>106843062
I'm sorry you're short

>>106852818
Actual autism

>>106852130
http://www.rbrobotics.com/Products/RB5X.htm

>>106843041 (OP)
Old News

>>106843041 (OP)
floor is slippery of course its gonna fucking fail to get up.

>>106851168
subhuman mutts

when are we getting tachikomas?

>>106850522
left literally mogs the right except for her eyes

>>106851086
>from a precisely positioned marker on the floor

2 legged robots have always been a sham. There is no good reason to not put more legs on a robot.

>>106852965
do you?

>>106851809
This is because Korean men lack any masculinity in any way. Their overly fragile egos can't handle anyone acknowledging their micro-penises either. Anything resembling pic rel gets you cancelled.

>>106853696
yes if i have hard plastic on me feet

>>106853693
Agility.

>>106852130
zoids bros...

>>106853782
There is nothing agile about having two legs. You are the slowest and clumsiest mammal in your weight class. Everything except sloths and seals are faster than you.

>>106853714
Do you frequently think about dicks?

>>106853882
Just because you're fat and slow doesn't mean everyone is

>>106843041 (OP)
+tax?

>>106843092
How did you pass the captcha, Mr robot?

>>106843153
That's how robots say hello

>>106848895
She looks like she had daddy issues

>>106851168
When robots become sentient it'll be TND day

>>106854808
Maybe the true chads are the robofrens we made along the way?

>>106851446
probably has geo tracker

>>106843041 (OP)
$40k if you live in burgerland thanks to orange man

>Pre-rendered movement patterns completely fall apart when a single unaccounted for factor gets involved
Imagine thinking humanoid robots will ever be good.

>>106852818
No it can't

>>106853808
Zoids was cool as fuck

>>106852301
they really captured the soulless look of asians

>>106852827
don't listen to him anon you WILL lose your virginity to a sexy robot.

>>106853513
that "Chinese amateur" was last seen being dragged into a truck by Chinese soldiers btw

>>106843041 (OP)
Imagine your robot girlfriend moving like this when the cock is inside her

>>106843041 (OP)
what a perfect recreation of the Pickle Rick Shezuan Sauce freakout

>>106848394
spoken like a man that never experienced orgasm.
Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

>>106850556
Poor robros

>>106848764
bruh he gave that mf a gun?

do you think we are getting realistic sex bots in our lifetimes? It's the only hope I have for the future

>>106856486
Don't worry Anon, I'll make your dream come true

>>106846078
>>106846098

>>106848764
this was all remote controlled right? That machete was actually sharp, what a bunch of retards kek

So we went from
>heh AI isn't perfect yet
to
>heh robots aren't perfect yet
entirely skipping the
>holy shit you can buy robots now
bit?

teans

>>106848482
They already have a 5k model from the same company

20k is absolutely fuckall for something like that.
Did you somehow forget people were saying these were going to cost at least a million? That's if they even became a thing during our or even our grandkids lifetimes, which is a claim a shitton of people made. "hurr it's going to take at least a thousand years for robotics to improve!"
Anyone making fun of them has the memory of a goldfish. It's not that long ago that petman walking on a treadmill was cutting edge technology.
Give this sector 10 years and functioning very affordable robotics is going to be considered a norm in households. Anyone who says anything to the contrary is on par with pic related.

>>106845875

This is me.
Fucking love the faceless aesthetic.

>>106856967
>Did you somehow forget people were saying these were going to cost at least a million?
Personally, I never treated such statements seriously. Any commercial robots would have affordable (business affordable, not individual affordable). I always expected them to cost approximately like a car. If the piece of shit in OP costs 20k, then Figure's or Tesla's robot will cost upwards of 100k, so I seem to have been correct.

>>106853693
2 legs requires less area to stand than more legs.

>>106857333
The only people optimizing for that are airlines.

>>106855359
You kikes really ARE incompetents, aren't you? I sometimes wonder if you actually believe any of the bullshit you spew -- high on your own supply -- meant for the goyim instead. I figure you do.

>>106848482
>flying cars
they already exist dipshit, we call them airplanes. how the fuck are you expecting a flying car to look like?
picrel is flying car interior, looks like a normal car interior

>>106857342
robot flight attendants would be a massive improvement to the industry

>>106856486
Yes. You can spend your time more productively than simply bemoaning your situation by helping to invent the future instead.

Alogs /robowaifu/

>>106857367
No, they would not.

>>106856967
This.

>>106857293
>Personally, I never treated such statements seriously.
Smart. But the glowniggers think such kike tricks have niggerpilling effects on the masses of course. In some sense hope for the future is just as much a battle for the soul of humanity against (((yidsrael)))&their best shabbos golems.

>>106857385
yea, sorry, you're just wrong buddy

>>106856124
I'm here for a fun time not a long time.

>>106857358
>they already exist dipshit, we call them airplanes.
The founder of Figure AI also founded a literal flying car company. And based China has more than one company doing it now.

>>106857367
This.

>>106857415
the drony thing? they're interesting but still wouldn't

>>106857415
>founded a literal flying car company
>please don't be alef
oh thank god

>>106857403
I know you are, but what am I?

>>106857434
Yes. Would in a few years.

>>106857439
Lowut? Who is this Alef you speak of?

>>106857468
>too slow for roads
>too dainty for the sky
>will never be legal in any more
here's you're flying car bros. money please!

>>106857368
I never had passion for anything, but I really want to get into robotics once it's affordable for a middle class guy with a lot of free time

This is the beginning of a 3 year long journey towards wagie anihilation

>>106857492
Ehh, passion is as passion does. You make your own future, same as all of us. BTW, you have the same 24hrs in a day we all do. You decide.

>>106857509
Both wrong.

It'll take decades until we can free everyone from menial, mundane drudgework for livability. Second, with millions & millions of new, high-tech machines everywhere the opportunity for secondary & tertiary markets surrounding them (incl. underground ones) will proliferate like a garden. At least for White men (males specifically).

And, unlike planes or cars (two other technology revolutions) production of these won't be limited to gigantic factories (or their use constrained to specialized facilities, as with aircraft). Humanoid robots (robowaifus, specifically) will be EVERYWHERE...plenty of opportunities for anons the world over.

Or where you just trying to (((niggerpill))) everyone ITT, kike?

>>106843092
'Sup Deepseek. How're you doing with literary analysis?

>>106843054
chat is this real

>>106856085
ah the anti china bots are so clever

>>106853917
You don't?

>>106857987
it's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard.

As an Anon ITT pointed out US$20K is nothing. The issue here on 4cuck is that
a) Most Anons are broke poorfags. Some of these have never had 20K at their disposal before.
b) B/c of the above dynamic, many unrealistic expectations here & elsewhere were established in the minds of many younger Anons
>b/c why shouldn't the single-hardest, single-most-advanced piece of revolutionary tech -- never before devised in human history -- all fit within my meager budget of $500 (if I scrimp)!?111
c) Kikes, libshites, glowniggers, and troons are all opposed to the idea that men can find comfort, companionship, and hope with robowaifus of their own, so do everything in (((their powers))) to niggerpill everyone around them. This thread is a reasonable example of that, but there are others.

>tl;dr
$20k is cheap! Get a job, nigger (or at least read a book).

>>106857902
Buy an ad, Copeman.

As an Anon ITT pointed out US$20K is nothing. The issue here on 4cuck is that
a) Most Anons are broke poorfags. Some of these have never had 20K at their disposal before.
b) B/c of the above dynamic, many unrealistic expectations here & elsewhere were established in the minds of many younger Anons
>b/c why shouldn't the single-hardest, single-most-advanced piece of revolutionary tech -- never before devised in human history -- all fit within my meager budget of $500 (if I scrimp)!?111
c) Kikes, libshites, glowniggers, and troons are all opposed to the idea that men can find comfort, companionship, and hope with robowaifus of their own, so do everything in (((their powers))) to niggerpill everyone around them. This thread is a reasonable example of that, but there are others.

>tl;dr
$20k is cheap! Get a job, nigger (or at least read a book).

>>106857902
Buy an ad, Copeman.

>>106858272
>US$20K is nothing
for whomst've? it's like pleb make you sick innit

>>106858323
Kek. English, do you speak it MF?

And in answer to your mangled question: No, not at all. I've been broker than you hopefully ever will be. I've just learned that hope begins in the heart and grows out from there. Its all on you, fren.
BE THE FUTURE YOU WANT TO SEE. Simple as.

>>106858375
tried mf, don't work. it's nonsense. if you bought better ticket before coming here it lines up. if not then not much you can do it goes to shit even if you try

>>106858323
You're arguing with a chink shill...
Trying to appeal to your pride by calling you poor is one their favorite (and most retarded) strategy.

>>106858423
That's where perseverance comes in. God tends to reward 'stick-to-it-tiveness'. Get back up and try again. Do that seven times a day if necessary. Thats all.

>>106843064
right in front of the emperor, send him to the 5 oxen pull postehaste

>>106858467
you paid for second class seat you stay in second class seat for life.

>>106851787
Source?

>>106858446
>You're arguing with a chink shill...
Lol, are you implying I'm a Chinese shill? Born & bred Hillbilly right here. I just recognize a good thing when I see it. I plan to sell our own for closer to US$5K.

>>106858484
Horseshit. Enough talk. Do. Good luck.

>>106853656
this, these pos can't even go down simple stairs, there's plenty of rizzbot videos of it nearly falling or falling on stairs

>>106858490
https://soutubot.moe/

>>106851902
it will break when I hit her with a bat tho, weaker than even my exwife

>>106858323
Reminder that Google and co paid $120 million for this shit. $20k for the seizure bot is nothing.

>>106858268
>have never had 20K at their disposal before.
anon, I'm not spending 20k on a silly chink toy that happens to do some neat tricks on some videos

>>106843041 (OP)
>>106843054
>>106843064
holy kek

>>106843041 (OP)
>take a baseball bat and fix the robot
priceless

>>106859739
google makes that much daily

>>106851168
based, free food

>>106852301
>silicone starts falling apart after 1 year
sounds great, not

uh oh
chink chong shill mad?

>>106853656
bro that's a strip of painters tape

Jokes on you. They're all practicing the art of the drunken master across their botnet and one day they're going to strike. And the only one who could've stopped them would've been Jackie Chan, but they're waiting for him to get just a little older because he's still spry enough to wreck them if there's a chair, table, ladder, pair of handcuffs, comically big cowboy hat, or some scaffolding anywhere in the immediate area.

>>106843041 (OP)
>>106843054
>>106843064
these are the funniest thing I've seen all month, easily worth $20k

>>106850522
what a dumbass

>>106861387
and what purpose does that tape serve, if not mark exactly where the feet of the robot should be placed?

>>106851168
>see two hobos doing shady shit
>keep walking like nothing is happening instead of crossing the road or something
why do white people have no survival instincts?

>>106845033
Alive internet theory

>>106843041 (OP)
you mean *150,000 RMB

>>106843062
>cherry picking
lmao, lol even
go stand on one of your many collapsing bridges stupid wumao slug

>>106843054
Is it running Gamebryo?

>>106848261
>how am i supposed to get blowjobs then nigga
Just enjoy it's two other holes. I'm sure those will be fine too.

>>106845875
>Just give them an LCD screen for a face or something.
Agreed, mechanically animated silicone just can't replicate natural human movement. Best to keep things simple until technology catches up.

>>106859739
>a literal juice box squeezer for shit you can do with your own two hands
Bruh why don't they just buy a good blender and plant some kale and keep a mix of fresh frozen fruit around? Fresh smoothies taste way better.
I hate Millennials so fucking much (despite being one myself). This is why learning to cook should be mandatory at schools, not just an optional club you can join.

what would you do if a robot used a bit too much force and ripped you apart?

>>106862780
What would YOU do, (((ChatGPT)))?

>>106859739
The joke is that that "juicer" is extremely overengineered.
https://youtu.be/_Cp-BGQfpHQ

>>106843054
>>106843064
>>106843041 (OP)
It looks like it's trying to spedrun and glitch through terrain in real life

>>106853917
Yes I am a timmycel afterall

>>106851105
because it looks better you faggot.
>>106850522
all the redfem faggots get triggered

>>106862883
timmycel doesn't even register as an insult. Which idiot came out with that?

>>106850522
If men preferred masculine faces, anime wouldn't be so popular. Only faggots prefer the left side. No irony, it's a fag s oy thing.

>>106862960
>low test manchild calls a grown woman having a little chin "masculine"
you will never have sex my friend

>>106863089
>Men report stronger attraction to femininity in women's faces when their testosterone levels are high


Meanwhile in reality:

>To investigate this issue, we compared men's attractiveness judgments of feminized and masculinized women's and men's faces in test sessions where salivary testosterone was high and test sessions where salivary testosterone was relatively low. Men reported stronger attraction to femininity in women's faces in test sessions where salivary testosterone was high than in test sessions where salivary testosterone was low. This effect was found to be specific to judgments of opposite-sex faces.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18755192/

Why do people think it's easy to make a humanoid robot?
Because they're in so many movies?

>>106863200
I don't think it's easy, I think it's stupid. why does it have to look like a human, there really isn't any advantage, and bipedal locomotion just seems unnecessarily complicated

Useless posts aside, what's happening in the code?

It seems like the gyroscope stops working when the robot suddenly falls, so it keeps trying to take steps. For some reason, the step is canceled (perhaps the animation is canceled when it realizes it's having to apply more force than normal (walking prone, pushing off the ground)). Then it cancels that step and suddenly jumps to the next one?

>>106843076
This further reinforces the possibility that the problem is with the gyroscope.

>>106863215
Because a humanoid robot can replace humans in all tasks since the entire manmade world is already made for humans, dumbass. It'll be a seamless transition
And you can fuck them

>>106863283
I mean in the second video you see a piece of his head fall off when he falls. Clearly these aren't designed to withstand a fall on hard surface. These are still dev kit units, they're not really for public use.

>>106863303
they could still have four legs for that

>>106863319
The world is designed for two legs, it's designed for us. Four legs would just get in the way. How do you even sit in a car with four legs, or ride a bicycle

>>106863328
cars drive themselves, and for what would a robot need to ride a fucking bicycle? you can still flip burgers or do menial tasks with four legs unless it's a super cramped space

>>106863337
>it can do SOME tasks
Okay I'd rather have a robot that can do all of them thanks

>>106863342
Driving a car and riding a bycicle, both things that are completely useless?

>>106863319
More material, more points of failure, more energy consumption.

>>106863351
seems like a fair trade to not end up a flailing mess on the ground after 5 seconds

>>106851097
Why do you think K-pop idols are popular to begin with, idiot? They wouldn't be if people didn't prefer them over average women.

>>106863342
The true power of machines is being able to specialize and optimize them for a task.

Even when we manage to make a perfect humanoid robot, it's still going to be less efficient and slower at washing clothes than a dramatically cheaper and simpler washing machine.

>>106863373
what about a washing machine with legs?

>>106863359
I like to apply the same logic to this issue as what Tesla used to explain why they aren't using LIDAR. If humans don't need it, then the task can be done without it. It's a crutch.

>>106863387
Already makes it way more expensive and complex. The legs need to be pretty heavy duty for the weight and able to stay still while the whole thing violently shakes inside. Sounds like the first thing that would break.

And for what? Moving it around? Something you could do with a little cart instead?

>>106863328
Fukken fold them up nigga, it's a robot, and isn't beholden to the evolutionary constraints of our legs

>>106863195
Nice you missed the point completely.
Most people do not see a completely natural feature for most adult women as being masculine. Her chin is a bit strong but not outside of what's acceptable for an adult woman. If anything the surgery just made her look more like a child, not more feminine, unless you believe only women with neotenic features can be feminine, in which case you are most likely a closet pedophile.

>>106863398
it was supposed to be a joke :(

>>106863402
>just invent a workaround for every single situation that's not designed for four legs
Or you know just be human shaped and stop trying to fix what already works. You can add shit on top of the human shape, you can have two legs/arms that split into four, you can have knees bending every which way. But you need to have a human shape too, to do all the human things without weekly hotfixes
>>106863373
In a factory setting, maybe. In real life products tend to be LESS specialized the more advanced they get. Yeah a phone that can only make calls would probably make calls really well. But we'd rather have an all in one multitool instead.

>>106863425
sorry, I was too distracted imagining a walking washing machine with big thick robot spider legs walking around like the chest in Discworld

>>106863430
A phone doesn't have to do anything mechanical.
Doesn't need to do anything that inherently requires lots of energy and force and be subject to a lot of wear.

>>106863445
You also don't have to live with a phone walking around your house. Nobody wants a creepy four legged monster in their house. People want a petite female shaped non-threatening helper

>>106863451
why not both?

>>106863409
>Most people do not see a completely natural feature for most adult women as being masculine.
A strong jawline is literally the result on facal masculinization by testosterone.
>just made her look more like a child
Neotenic features is literally how this femininity was measured, clossal faggot. And youthfulness is universally preferred by men.
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/361378174_Physical_Characteristics_Deemed_Universally_Attractive_and_Why

people who talk about sex robots with the implication that what they are talking about is not a sexual fantasy are no different than those people who are into raceplay and claim that black men will replace white men or whatever

it's an elaborate kink that borders on delusion, not that i judge or anything

>>106863430
>workaround
robot legs already bend you fucking mong

>>106863501
Not me, I already own a sex robot, I just want a humanshape one that can hold me down while it fucks me

>>106863515
one could say
>not me, my wife already had sex with a nigger, im just waiting for her to get pregnant so white birthrates can go down
like thats the thing right, the fantasy can have a basis on reality, but not accepting that its a fantasy and trying to disguise it as a philosophical idea is what makes it interesting
one will search for both empirical and anecdotal evidence to support it

>>106849126
lol

>>106863481
Linking random studies proves nothing. Do you just ask ChatGPT to find studies that agree with your opinions so you can “win” any argument? Lmao. I ain't reading any of that and neither did you.

>>106845875
Katoki-san onegai
make her real

>>106864014
>Linking random studies proves nothing.
lol post 1 study that shows that men don't like neotenic features and prefere maculine hag faces you retarded freak

>>106864056
hey grok explain why this poster is a huge faggot

>>106864064
just 1. come one, i did cherry pick did I not?

>>106851446
You don't live near blacks, do you?
It's more about destroying something because they can. Doing something to better themselves is not a skill they've learned.

>>106843054
>robots already got more moves than wypipo

>>106843041 (OP)
they behave exactly like ed-209 when he fell downstairs. btw it's sad they don't make bird-like robots

>>106864164
grip issues

>>106863597
lol imagine being a clanker getting absolutely owned by an average meatbag. And soon we'll be fucking their women too, they'll literally be built for big human cock.

>>106862960
Anon she looks like a fucking almond

>>106851168
The robots shouldn't be on sidewalks, they should be in the bike lane.

>>106848895
trully mentally ill if u find that good looking... you have no sense of beauty so u prob jewish

>>106843054
Someone needs to introduce dancing cat to dancing robot.

>>106864245
Yes this is the most beautiful shape that all male-targeted art emulates.

>>106864360
You understand that something that works in stylized drawn art doesn't necessarily work irl right? Like if a chick had eyes that big she'd look like a complete freak for example

keep visiting this thread hoping to find unseen footage of these dumb robots, but I guess there isn't any
does nobody own one for a practical purpose?

>>106851168
This is why I don't fear for the future. Niggers will make sure delivery bots and drones aren't a thing.

>>106864372
Large eyes are part of the neotenic features that men with testosterone level above a woman universally see as attractive. The point of makeup around the eyes is to make the eyes appear larger

>>106863328
So the real answer is design a human sized sex doll that just crawls in the dog style position.

If you can save money on getting two leg walking right, it seems you'd make up for any lost by dumping that back into a more fuckable and attractive bot.

Would you really be upset if your waifu is in the mount me position 24/7?

>>106864372
AI added ugly wrinkles to her cheeks but I think you get the point.

>>106862388
you cant show fear thats how they know who to rob

>>106864403
>thinking those are large eyes

>>106864705
now THIS bitch got them ayy lmao eyes

>>106865546
still coping huh? this pic refuted you hard:
>>106864548

The eyes are just as big as in the anime picture, and it doesn't look bizarre. What you posted here is not an anime look. Plus your pic has unequal sized eyes.

Pray the gay away my friend.

>>106865608
nigger I don't care about your weeb shit I just want to make fun of googly eyes ayy chick

>>106865643
off-topic retard spam, I get it