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Anonymous No.106847122 >>106847144 >>106847241 >>106848853 >>106849262 >>106849341 >>106849418 >>106849435 >>106849443 >>106850125 >>106850443 >>106850472 >>106853998 >>106855172 >>106855208 >>106857436 >>106859146 >>106860693 >>106863003 >>106863223 >>106863261 >>106874632 >>106875016 >>106875544 >>106877872 >>106885760 >>106888181 >>106889289 >>106891514
Technology
Anonymous No.106847125 >>106847254 >>106849407 >>106849740 >>106851061 >>106851091 >>106851293 >>106852067 >>106855623 >>106855781 >>106861939 >>106864474 >>106874632 >>106882607 >>106890507
Anonymous No.106847130 >>106848911 >>106851044 >>106853042 >>106854712 >>106855212 >>106864157 >>106866755 >>106877608
Anonymous No.106847140 >>106852106 >>106854720 >>106855223 >>106869082 >>106878414
Anonymous No.106847144
>>106847122 (OP)
>Juicero for tea
Anonymous No.106847158 >>106850323 >>106850391 >>106855230 >>106863132 >>106872932
Anonymous No.106847167 >>106849459 >>106852704 >>106860322 >>106879159
Anonymous No.106847241 >>106847257
>>106847122 (OP)
Not having to autistically grind matcha sounds great
Anonymous No.106847254
>>106847125
I'd absolutely buy this
Anonymous No.106847257 >>106847263 >>106852136 >>106852858
>>106847241
why would I drink matcha? My penis is longer than 6 in
Anonymous No.106847263 >>106848868
>>106847257
cool, the purchase of the device is not mandatory
Anonymous No.106848853
>>106847122 (OP)
Ah so this is what the Japanese tea masters of centuries prior were talking about
Anonymous No.106848868
>>106847263
No it is for him along with the mandatory penis reduction to 0.5mm
Anonymous No.106848911 >>106853042
>>106847130
this looks useful and not over engineered
Anonymous No.106849262 >>106863260
>>106847122 (OP)
Why does the arm move so weirdly, it's like a puppet arm
Anonymous No.106849341
>>106847122 (OP)
That shit gives Juicero a run for its money
Anonymous No.106849407 >>106861895
>>106847125
>Why are you doing this?
Anonymous No.106849418
>>106847122 (OP)
Goyslop.
Anonymous No.106849435
>>106847122 (OP)
literally just buy a milk frother. what the absolute fuck am I looking at?!?!
Anonymous No.106849443
>>106847122 (OP)
I absolutely love that ABS plastic infused tea!
Anonymous No.106849459 >>106850391 >>106881597
>>106847167
A human could have done that in a fraction of the time.
Anonymous No.106849740
>>106847125
All the eggs, automated
Anonymous No.106850038 >>106850068 >>106850098 >>106850503 >>106851116 >>106855240 >>106862817 >>106881597 >>106885797 >>106889778
Anonymous No.106850068 >>106850166 >>106850528 >>106865023 >>106872940 >>106881597
>>106850038
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
Anonymous No.106850098 >>106850349
>>106850038
AI slop
Anonymous No.106850125
>>106847122 (OP)
I fucking hate ameriniggers so fucking much...
Anonymous No.106850166
>>106850068
Fuck you for making me laugh.
Anonymous No.106850323
>>106847158
>mount the forms upside down
>WOOOOOOOW
sasuga
Anonymous No.106850349 >>106851094
>>106850098
retard, this predates video gen
Anonymous No.106850391 >>106854196 >>106855236
>>106847158
kek'd

>>106849459
A machine wont spit in your food though
Anonymous No.106850443
>>106847122 (OP)
Anonymous No.106850472
>>106847122 (OP)
>Pour leaves into hopper
>Actually pours finely ground matcha
Too many drugs?
Anonymous No.106850503 >>106850528 >>106851060 >>106881550
>>106850038
why does the camera move perfectly with the thrusts
Anonymous No.106850528
>>106850503
>>106850068
Anonymous No.106851044
>>106847130
ima buy this and use it for my cat's litter box
Anonymous No.106851060
>>106850503
Because it's cropped from a different resolution and the editing is done to track the subject of the video.
Anonymous No.106851061 >>106851306 >>106853891 >>106855828
>>106847125
It must be a nightmare to clean this shit.
Anonymous No.106851083
is this quick tea
Anonymous No.106851091
>>106847125
i really want a link to that one
Anonymous No.106851094
>>106850349
you know when you act retarded to attempt to troll you just end up looking retarded yourself right?
Anonymous No.106851116
>>106850038
It used to be a humans job to fuck the dough.
Anonymous No.106851150 >>106851256 >>106851596 >>106852341 >>106852744 >>106853012 >>106853982 >>106854027 >>106855839 >>106860370 >>106861925 >>106862991 >>106862996 >>106865093 >>106865955 >>106869256 >>106870891 >>106872474 >>106872949 >>106874546 >>106875636 >>106876950 >>106877195 >>106877717 >>106877739 >>106890408
Anonymous No.106851256 >>106851596 >>106851950 >>106852642 >>106853966 >>106863139 >>106877745 >>106885823 >>106890287
>>106851150
Anonymous No.106851293
>>106847125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6LAVk1sHW8
Anonymous No.106851306 >>106853891
>>106851061
...what makes you think anyone cleans it?
Anonymous No.106851596 >>106852152 >>106857610 >>106862910 >>106863096 >>106863180 >>106864438 >>106875457
>>106851150
>>106851256
Did anyone ever find out if these people ever do any actual work?
Anonymous No.106851950 >>106889470
>>106851256
what's the point of having a hand crank light pole?
Anonymous No.106852067 >>106854218 >>106876532
>>106847125
I don't know who made that machine but I do know that you have to eat the eggs
Anonymous No.106852106
>>106847140
kek'd
Anonymous No.106852136
>>106847257
Because it will make your penis even longer.
Anonymous No.106852152 >>106852576
>>106851596
The top one seems to be a fake doctor of some sort.
Anonymous No.106852341
>>106851150
my favorite part of this webm is him playing as himself in baulders gate
Anonymous No.106852576 >>106852701
>>106852152
More like a masseur
Anonymous No.106852642 >>106853088 >>106875618
>>106851256
>Eat slop drink slop eat slop drink slop eat slop
how is this woman not 400 lbs?
Anonymous No.106852701 >>106852840
>>106852576
Like I said.
Anonymous No.106852704
>>106847167
so smooth
it's like the ship robots from walle
Anonymous No.106852744
>>106851150
I couldn't watch this webm because I was afraid my dad might walk in and think I was watching gay shit.
Anonymous No.106852840
>>106852701
>Masseur
>Doctor
Not even "fake"...
Anonymous No.106852858
>>106847257
Anon that's the penis in your ass yours is just 1 inch
Anonymous No.106853012 >>106882493
>>106851150
>Puteaux
Go pay him a visit and tell him what a fucking faggot he is.
Anonymous No.106853042 >>106889692
>>106847130
>>106848911
considering how messy and potentially dangerous cooking with a wok can be, this looks useful.
Anonymous No.106853088
>>106852642
One finger in the throat and then all the slop comes out
Anonymous No.106853891 >>106855828
>>106851061
>>106851306
It's definitely not something you can just clean once a week or so, egg shells and other "residue" turns rancid in under 24 hours.
So yeah, this machine is only worth it for hotels and stuff, since they already have to clean everything several times per day, unless we are talking about 1-2 star nightmares.
Anonymous No.106853966
>>106851256
>you're such a high performer, it doesn't make any sense

Is this AI?
Anonymous No.106853982
>>106851150
>Guy is a manchild and a pink collar service worker
>But he's tall and handsome so here's a great paycheck and a fulfilling life

Looks really are everything. Good to be him I guess.
Anonymous No.106853998
>>106847122 (OP)
now i have to dishes to wash, pass.
Anonymous No.106854027
>>106851150
>life in plastic
>it's fantastic
Anonymous No.106854196 >>106881549
>>106850391
>A machine wont spit in your food though

H-How common is this
Don't they do this if you mistreat them?
Anonymous No.106854218
>>106852067
>I don't know who made that machine but I do know that you have to eat the eggs
Why are you doing this?
Anonymous No.106854712
>>106847130
>Chinkslop machine
Anonymous No.106854720
>>106847140
That machine is sentient and benevolent
Anonymous No.106855172
>>106847122 (OP)
Juicero, take 2
Anonymous No.106855208
>>106847122 (OP)
So it's dirt water with more steps.
Anonymous No.106855212
>>106847130
At least it cleans itself.
Anonymous No.106855223 >>106863099
>>106847140
Here's your 2/3rd cup of ice cream on it's side. That'll be $15 plus tip.
Anonymous No.106855230
>>106847158
Got a genuine laugh out of me.
Anonymous No.106855236
>>106850391
It will when it leaks grease or hydraulic fluid depending on how it's run into your food. And you know they are not cleaning it properly.
Anonymous No.106855240
>>106850038
Guess Robot Chicken couldn't afford the stop motion anymore and is using a slop machine instead?
Anonymous No.106855623 >>106855689 >>106855915
>>106847125
found it
https://aliexpress.com/item/1005008809480498.html
Anonymous No.106855689 >>106856092
>>106855623
>store open since march of 2025
Anonymous No.106855716 >>106855768
Is matcha good?
Anonymous No.106855768 >>106879043
>>106855716
the high lasts longer than coffee
i think that is the main appeal
but it gives me headaches occasionally
Anonymous No.106855781
>>106847125
probably a nice crunchy piece of chicken shit coated shell in every one of those eggs yummy yummy
Anonymous No.106855828
>>106851061
>>106853891
For a hotel/restaurant serving breakfast it makes perfect sense though.
Staff will be very busy when all the guests are still in but afterwards they have plenty of time to clean.
Anonymous No.106855839
>>106851150
This is just advertising for various products
Anonymous No.106855859 >>106856038 >>106860388 >>106860704
>slop this slop that
I hate you fucking faggots. Can you find some other term to use outside of over used tiktok SLOP WORDS. you FUCKING FAGGOTS!
Anonymous No.106855915 >>106856092
>>106855623
>2100USD
Anonymous No.106856038
>>106855859
>retardslop
ngmi
Anonymous No.106856092
>>106855689
so hop to another one that sells the same, i didnt say i found the optimal one that i would bought. with that link you can start a serious search if anyone is interested
>>106855915
two months salary says the add
Anonymous No.106857436 >>106858782
>>106847122 (OP)
what is this? tea?
Anonymous No.106857610
>>106851596
They don't. Why do you even ask?
Anonymous No.106858782
>>106857436
matcha, is a kinda special green tea
Anonymous No.106858824
i threw up
Anonymous No.106859146 >>106859170 >>106860089 >>106887116
>>106847122 (OP)
So how long until fast food is fully automated like a factory?
Anonymous No.106859170 >>106860089
>>106859146
never cause machines fucking break all the fucking time and you have to constantly fucking repair them
Anonymous No.106860089
>>106859146
>>106859170
apareently chinese canteens are already like that, warm food, kinda varied nutritional for cheap
those are not made to be bronken, and as dar i can see are usually way simpler than what i seen on fast food when they try to automate shit
Anonymous No.106860322 >>106862870 >>106889577
>>106847167
I like that it's enclosed in a plexiglass safety room, because the engineers know damn well it's only a matter of time until it goes apeshit and splashes scalding hot oil everywhere.
Anonymous No.106860334 >>106863065 >>106863178 >>106864221 >>106864267 >>106887646
Anonymous No.106860370
>>106851150
I too spend 6 hours every morning making sure that my wifi connected toaster is clean.
Anonymous No.106860388
>>106855859
>rantslop
Anonymous No.106860693
>>106847122 (OP)
is this like the juicero?
Anonymous No.106860704 >>106870755
>>106855859
I see you're capitalization maxxing.
Anonymous No.106861895
>>106849407
fucking kek
Anonymous No.106861925
>>106851150
What a miserable existence.
Anonymous No.106861939 >>106884175
>>106847125
This actually seems useful to me, but I know this thing will get dirty as hell.
Anonymous No.106862817
>>106850038
FISTO, WAIT
Anonymous No.106862870
>>106860322
> a matter of time until it goes apeshit and splashes scalding hot oil everywhere.
So, like a typical n- fast food worker
Anonymous No.106862910 >>106877766
>>106851596
the top one seems to be a masseur.
Anonymous No.106862991
>>106851150
shit I have a similar razor, it's a oneblade or something similar with an attachment from amazon because the attachments that come with the thing are shit
Anonymous No.106862996
>>106851150
is he working out while at his job?
Anonymous No.106863003
>>106847122 (OP)
yeah I can mix my Kratom per hand thank you very much
Anonymous No.106863065
>>106860334
Buttery smooth
Anonymous No.106863080 >>106863167 >>106864443 >>106872499 >>106874826 >>106878163
Anonymous No.106863096 >>106877766
>>106851596
I don’t know about the cunt. But the top one is a 800$ per night gigolo here in Paris. You can meet him in the lobby of hotel Ritz in Place VendΓ΄me, where he expands his business, on Friday nights
Anonymous No.106863099
>>106855223
yeah even when robots do all the work in the future there will still be mandatory tips
Anonymous No.106863132
>>106847158
I chuckled.
Anonymous No.106863139
>>106851256
Poor tech worker being fired by AI
Anonymous No.106863156 >>106863169 >>106863185 >>106864039 >>106870451 >>106872642 >>106872832 >>106877783 >>106884218
Anonymous No.106863167 >>106872495
>>106863080
is there a full board like that?
Anonymous No.106863169 >>106863187
>>106863156
we have these in some supermarkets here
Anonymous No.106863178 >>106876618
>>106860334
This is genuinely the performance of Discord on every computer I own except for my main gaming rig
Anonymous No.106863180
>>106851596
They're advertisements, the bottom one is advertising the perks of working at google.
Anonymous No.106863185 >>106863192 >>106864174 >>106879070 >>106884218
>>106863156
I want to put various food objects that are not bread in this and see what happens
Anonymous No.106863187 >>106863247 >>106863969 >>106864039 >>106864444 >>106872508 >>106872642 >>106874861 >>106877678 >>106878287 >>106879246 >>106883873
>>106863169
>in some
We have these in ALL supermarkets
Anonymous No.106863192
>>106863185
I want to put my dick in there and see what happens
Anonymous No.106863223
>>106847122 (OP)
Anonymous No.106863247 >>106863354 >>106884241
>>106863187
Don't touch the bread with your filthy hands, fucking frog.
Anonymous No.106863260
>>106849262
the arm belongs to a ginger, and they do not have souls
Anonymous No.106863261 >>106863353
>>106847122 (OP)
cool, only requires a subscription and wifi access
>pouring a glass into an identically sized glass. Ah done.
Anonymous No.106863264 >>106863274 >>106872021
Anonymous No.106863274
>>106863264
a classic
Anonymous No.106863353 >>106863478
>>106863261
>complains about the only sensible part of the whole thing
You know what straining is, retard?
Anonymous No.106863354
>>106863247
lmao southern european detected
Anonymous No.106863478
>>106863353
How much do you know about Sado?
Anonymous No.106863969 >>106884230
>>106863187
Now imagine how socioeconomic factors smear shit all over the machine for laughs and insta clout
Anonymous No.106864039 >>106864061 >>106864362 >>106869968
>>106863156
>>106863187
This is so fucking overcomplicated, in Norway we have bread cutting machines in all grocery stores for decades now and you just drop the bread in and close the lid and it cuts the whole bread all at once. No retarded shoving and pushing and slicing each individual part of the bread taking forever, just the whole process done in 3 seconds
Anonymous No.106864061 >>106864073 >>106864081 >>106864151
>>106864039
>cuts the whole bread all at once
Yeah and I bet it turns out shit
There's a reason you don't cut it at once
Anonymous No.106864073 >>106864081
>>106864061
You bet it turns out shit, but reality is that it cuts all slices evenly and with the same width between all slices, so there is in fact no reason not to do it. In all my time of using those machines i have honestly never had a bread come out deformed
Anonymous No.106864081 >>106864090 >>106864091 >>106864104 >>106864151 >>106864362 >>106864745 >>106864834 >>106867027 >>106868128 >>106870002 >>106872642 >>106872832 >>106873250 >>106878337 >>106879601
>>106864061
>>106864073
looks fine to me
Anonymous No.106864090
>>106864081
Yeah that's exactly it
Anonymous No.106864091 >>106864103
>>106864081
Shit looks like it didn't even cut it properly kek
Anonymous No.106864103
>>106864091
>looks like
She's just holding it together when moving it, again i've never had bread not be cut through in one of those machines
The machine has been perfected, and the point is that those other machines are a major waste of time and engineering, as well as space seeing as they are somehow bigger as well
Anonymous No.106864104 >>106864112 >>106864114
>>106864081
Can it adjust if you want thinner or thicker slices?
Anonymous No.106864112 >>106872506
>>106864104
No i guess that's the one thing it could do better, but not something i've even thought about needing personally
Anonymous No.106864114
>>106864104
Of course you can't. Also imagine how dirty this shit will get fast, since it's n times more difficult to clean than a single blade + plate
Anonymous No.106864151
>>106864061
Have you honestly never been inside a bakery?
They all use machines similar to >>106864081 because there is a line of customers in the morning.

It only goes wrong sometimes when the bread is too fresh and still soft inside, then the blades might cut a hole inside.
But that will never happen to your stale supermarket bread full of preservatives.
Anonymous No.106864157 >>106864194 >>106874837
>>106847130
where can I buy this? owning a fully autimated machine that can make me meals sounds like a dream
Anonymous No.106864174
>>106863185
I nominate a can of tomato soup.
Anonymous No.106864194 >>106864807
>>106864157
You still have to fill it with ingredients every time, which isn't really different from throwing the ingredients directly into a pan.
I do like the automated stirring motion, that seems like something it can do on its own while I shitpost on /g/.
Anonymous No.106864221
>>106860334
Would have been fine if they didn't insist on swipe controls.
Anonymous No.106864267
>>106860334
>2010
Anonymous No.106864362 >>106864445
>>106864081
>>106864039
I am sorry but Scandinavian food tastes like crap applies to Norway and Sweden no idea about Finland or Danemark. The only good thing I had was fish vegs and bread is terrible over there.
Anonymous No.106864438
>>106851596
yes, you're watching their product
Anonymous No.106864443 >>106866992
>>106863080
what a beautiful dumang!
Anonymous No.106864444 >>106864811 >>106867012 >>106875531
>>106863187
you cant have these kind of machines in the US because some hoodrat mom would put her baby in it so she can sue the store for millions with help of a jewish lawyer
Anonymous No.106864445
>>106864362
I'm not disagreeing with you.
Anonymous No.106864474 >>106864565 >>106876892
>>106847125
What does the Chinese marking say? I know the last symbol means human.
Anonymous No.106864565 >>106864735
>>106864474
Anonymous No.106864735
>>106864565
Kek Kino name
Anonymous No.106864745
>>106864081
Bet you $20 that shit has bits of bread mold growing inside it.
Anonymous No.106864807 >>106869150
>>106864194
basic manually adjusted one
https://aliexpress.com/item/1005009161621972.html
automatic https://aliexpress.com/item/1005009214112053.html?
Anonymous No.106864811
>>106864444
kek holy quads must be true
Anonymous No.106864834
>>106864081
AND you can collect the breadcrumps from the lower compartment and feed it to the birds, free of charge.
Anonymous No.106865023
>>106850068
Heh
Anonymous No.106865093
>>106851150
My son better not be watching this gay shit!
Anonymous No.106865955 >>106866443
>>106851150
>1500€/month rent for 40sqm
>in la defense 2000
LMAOOOOO DO FRENCHFAGS REALLY
willing to bet 50 bucks this faggot is making 35k after taxes working for KPMG or SG, wageslaving for 50 hours a week

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tour_D%C3%A9fense_2000
Anonymous No.106866443
>>106865955
>1500€/month rent for 40sqm
Holy shit this cheap?? For this view?! Brb I'm moving to fucking Paris from Berlin
Anonymous No.106866566
ITT: retards who will be left behind
Anonymous No.106866755
>>106847130
>still have to cut up ingredients
So all of the shitty part of cooking and none of the fun?
Anonymous No.106866992
>>106864443
lmao that takes me back, good one
Anonymous No.106867012
>>106864444
the little engineer/scientist was servicing the machine
Anonymous No.106867027 >>106867052
>>106864081
is that recangular thing just a random ass open sharp blade
Anonymous No.106867052 >>106869232
>>106867027
You mean the part you put your bread on afterwards so you can slide a bag on it more easily? No
In fact it's weird that the woman just put the bread back in the bag the bread came in without putting a plastic bag on it first, you're supposed to take a bag from the dispenser on the side so the bread doesn't get dry or dirty by the time you get home
Anonymous No.106868128 >>106874286 >>106881438
>>106864081
Nice representation of how the machine spreads germs with the white plastic stripes where the bread comes out.
She even touched them just right to make it a problem.
Anonymous No.106868204 >>106868862
I want one of these things.
Anonymous No.106868862 >>106884251
>>106868204
seems cool i guess, i dunno how this machines are not more common in the west profesional kitchens. I am checking prices and they are not that expensive
Anonymous No.106869082
>>106847140
That robot nigga slow af
Anonymous No.106869150
>>106864807
I guess the electric one is the one to get for home use.
€378,39 for an Ali-expresss import though....
Anonymous No.106869232
>>106867052
>it's weird that the woman just put the bread back in the bag the bread came in without putting a plastic bag on it first
At some bakers you can choose between a plastic or a paper bag.
Paper bag is fine if you're going to eat it the same day, especially when it's super fresh and still hot so it can "breathe" a bit.

I don't get the autism about bread "getting dirty" in a paper bag, paper is fine.
You must freak out when you're in France and you see people carry around baguettes under their arms without any packaging.
Anonymous No.106869256
>>106851150
Urge to kill rising
Anonymous No.106869968
>>106864039
You don't understand... we WANT to watch it getting sliced slowly, it's free entertainment
Anonymous No.106869992
Anonymous No.106870002 >>106870572 >>106881960
>>106864081
Look how she even cleans the machine after using it, this would literally never happen in the US, they would throw stones and feces in it and break it within one week
Anonymous No.106870451 >>106879070
>>106863156
Imagine putting an infant in there lol
Anonymous No.106870572
>>106870002
that's why you don't have them
Anonymous No.106870755 >>106870808
>>106860704
maxxing is alright. "slop" has been over used tired of seeing it.
Anonymous No.106870808
>>106870755
punctuation slop
Anonymous No.106870891
>>106851150
French. Eww
Anonymous No.106871257 >>106876841
never see those chink self-heating shit locally, but I wonder if it's because retard kids would eat the oxide powder
Anonymous No.106872021
>>106863264
The motivational poster in this really takes me back.
Anonymous No.106872437 >>106873250 >>106881470
Anonymous No.106872474
>>106851150
Data toaster seems excessive, but I like that shower and the robot vacuum with its own station.
Anonymous No.106872495
>>106863167
picrel is probably the best you can hope for
Anonymous No.106872499 >>106872912
>>106863080
Reminds of the comedy keyboard videos Google Japan makes every October 1st.
https://youtu.be/BgdWyD0cBx4
https://youtu.be/EHqPrHTN1dU
https://youtu.be/6vib77CUxNM
These aren't actual products, but they all have open source instructions on how to make them.
Anonymous No.106872506
>>106864112
well, you can do it with the machine that slices one at a time
checkmate
Anonymous No.106872508 >>106884241
>>106863187
>Customer touches the bread with his bare, unwashed hands
>He puts the bread into the machine that cuts bread for every other customer
I like the idea, but not the execution.
Anonymous No.106872642
>>106864081
here those are used by bakeries that cut your bread to order when you ask for it
>>106863187
>>106863156
and these ones are in supermarkets
Anonymous No.106872832 >>106872971
>>106863156
>>106864081
don't you guys own knives?
Anonymous No.106872912
>>106872499
I lost it at the enter key rotating.
Anonymous No.106872932
>>106847158
NOOOOOOOOOOOO DUMPRING
Anonymous No.106872940
>>106850068
i want to be a robo guy with infinite stamina and make girls scream
Anonymous No.106872949
>>106851150
>has wife
>is still doing everything himself
sad
Anonymous No.106872971
>>106872832
Knives are banned in Europe.
Anonymous No.106873250 >>106874286 >>106883964
>>106872437
Looks like a turd

>>106864081
This is so fuckin unhygienic that i cant even
He touches the bread with dirty hands that touched public surfaces, money and a fucking phone and before that he takes this black stick on a string that also touches the body of the machine
Wont be surprized to learn that he got AIDS after eating this bread.
Fucking disgusting
Anonymous No.106874286 >>106881383
>>106868128
>>106873250
My local supermarket provides those cheap plastic gloves to handle the bread while using the machine.
Anonymous No.106874546
>>106851150
At first, I thought he's going for morning sex, when he unhooked the bra.
Anonymous No.106874632
>>106847122 (OP)
>jucero 2.0
Top siginal
>>106847125
Good for motels but as other anons said it's probably a nightmare to clean.
Anonymous No.106874826
>>106863080
I already saw that, aparently the firmware is shit though.
Anonymous No.106874837 >>106882228
>>106864157
>owning a fully autimated machine that can make me meals sounds like a dream
they're called women, anon. unfortunately you can't buy them.
Anonymous No.106874861
>>106863187
How do you neatly get the now sliced bread into a bag when it's in that hole and in separated pieces?
Anonymous No.106875016
>>106847122 (OP)
the lid isn't placed on fully. That irks me to no end
Anonymous No.106875457 >>106877766
>>106851596
The guy on the top seems to be a masseur. The woman he is massaging is paying for the service and that's why he cleans the massaging table before and after use.
Anonymous No.106875531
>>106864444
there is a video of some kraut putting watermelon in there
Anonymous No.106875544
>>106847122 (OP)
tradition > technology
Anonymous No.106875618
>>106852642
because shes like 23 and still has a high metabolism
Anonymous No.106875630
Anonymous No.106875636 >>106877198 >>106890464 >>106890723
>>106851150
I know exactly where that fag is living. Building is Residence Defense 2000, 23 rue Louis Pouey, Puteaux. It's nigger central, not pictured the projects surrounding his building on all sides and the vomit inducing "business district" of La DΓ©fense nearby.
Also full of niggers, it's still France after all.
Anonymous No.106876532
>>106852067
smish smosh
Anonymous No.106876618
>>106863178
>unironically using trooncord
Anonymous No.106876841 >>106877090 >>106877101 >>106878641
>>106871257
Why overcomplicate that shit with an exothermic reaction?
Why can't you just microwave it?
Anonymous No.106876892
>>106864474
Semicon continuous fried egg robot
Anonymous No.106876950
>>106851150
Based Chad
Anonymous No.106877090
>>106876841
>microwave
>electricity socket required
This shit just needs a bottle of water
Anonymous No.106877101
>>106876841
Precisely so you don't need a microwave, anon.
>work 11 hours, earn 15 minute recess for lunch
>buy vending machine hotpot
>rip open
>gobble
>back to job
Anonymous No.106877195
>>106851150
I imagine this is what life is like when you win the Eurojackpot lottery and can afford all of this crap.

I'd love to do this but in Tokyo overlooking Skytree and less of that bland protein bullshit food and more good Japanese food.
Anonymous No.106877198
>>106875636
How do nigger afford to live in mansions with 40+ floors?
Anonymous No.106877608 >>106889692 >>106889714
>>106847130
>no wok hei
Why even live
Anonymous No.106877678
>>106863187
I wouldn't trust if its clean. How do you know someone didn't spit in there just for fun?
Anonymous No.106877717
>>106851150
>baldur's gate 3
RUINED THE PERFECT DAY!
Anonymous No.106877739
>>106851150
The most off-putting part of this video is how little he toasted his toast
Anonymous No.106877745
>>106851256
Twix stealer kek
Anonymous No.106877766 >>106877799
>>106862910
>>106875457
Ok but then were do these women get the money to waste on him?
>>106863096
Why must we debase our humanity?
Anonymous No.106877783
>>106863156
Retarded Euopean tech, just bake the bread pre sliced like in the US
Anonymous No.106877799
>>106877766
apparently he is in the highest financial area of france, there is more money than brains in that area
Anonymous No.106877872
>>106847122 (OP)
>enjoy
Enjoy what? Wtf am I supposed to do with that? Drink it? GTFO of here, absolutely not.
Anonymous No.106878163
>>106863080
>unibody
>count at least 38 different bodies
What did chang mean by this?
Anonymous No.106878287 >>106879246 >>106890310
>>106863187
>humiliation ritual
Anonymous No.106878330
Anonymous No.106878337
>>106864081
>having to touch your bread with public germs on your hands
really cringe and not well thought out.
Anonymous No.106878414
>>106847140
>here's your order of shitcream with a pee sauce and a sprinkle of parasite eggs anon!
Anonymous No.106878641 >>106887918
>>106876841
those were sold in gas stations that had no restaurants here, so you can eat something hot
kinda uncomon nowadays
Anonymous No.106879043
>>106855768
>matcha
>high
god, white people.
Anonymous No.106879070
>>106863185
>>106870451
And that's why these aren't in third world countries.
Anonymous No.106879159
>>106847167
I get that it's fucking up, but that's a really cool robot arm.
Anonymous No.106879246 >>106890310
>>106863187
>>106878287
>POV: Buying food from a French supermarket
Anonymous No.106879601 >>106881325
>>106864081
Every time I'm at the store I look at this machine and the "people" that use them in pure disgust. Filthy unwashed hands touching the food directly and touching parts that directly touch other people's food. If you use this, you might as well eat dropped food off the ground like a pigeon.
Anonymous No.106881325
>>106879601
Rather cut it at home since unlike store owners i actually clean my cutlery
Anonymous No.106881383
>>106874286
>putting even more microplastics on the bread
cringe
Anonymous No.106881438 >>106881510 >>106883733
>>106868128
>germs
germs are good, vaccines and antibiotics bad, cells and bacteria have always coexisted, a healthy organism can easily deal with germs, but when it can no longer do so, it dies, elderly people, for example, can die from the most harmless cold
Anonymous No.106881470
>>106872437
Having someone eat this while also defecating would make a good modern art piece
Anonymous No.106881510
>>106881438
There more people you have touching your bread, the more likely you are getting cummies on it
Anonymous No.106881549
>>106854196
lol
Anonymous No.106881550
>>106850503
it's a wwe promo
Anonymous No.106881597 >>106887682
>>106849459
Humans ask for $30 minimum wage, have tendancies of going on strike and going on political tyraids about %CURRENT_THING%.
A computer program "does it for free" and the robot works only for the price of electricity.
What do you think CEO's are going to pick?
>>106850038
>>106850068
FUCKING KEK
Anonymous No.106881960
>>106870002
>Cleaned with a brush that everyone fucking touches
Anonymous No.106882228 >>106882283
>>106874837
>unfortunately you can't buy them.
poorfag detected
Anonymous No.106882283 >>106882371
>>106882228
Just because you can afford to buy the cow, doesn't make the milk it gives worth all of the cowshit you'd be cleaning up by keeping it in your house.
Anonymous No.106882371 >>106882386
>>106882283
>He doesn't resell the cow shit to indians in canada
You are not thinking long term anon.
Anonymous No.106882386
>>106882371
I wouldn't be able to handle the shipping costs
Anonymous No.106882493 >>106884149
>>106853012
Next month Im in Paris gonna
ring his bell and scream fag in his intercom
Anonymous No.106882607
>>106847125
Anonymous No.106883733
>>106881438
Inhale some anthrax, then, my man.
Anonymous No.106883873 >>106883889
>>106863187
So what's stopping someone from putting a cat in there?
Anonymous No.106883889
>>106883873
Being white usually does the job.
Anonymous No.106883964
>>106873250
>Looks like a turd
That's the whole point goy. Eat an omlette shaped like a turd or your bug protein nutrient paste.
Anonymous No.106884149
>>106882493
>Next month Im in Paris
Heard it's like an African city now
Anonymous No.106884175
>>106861939
Yeah it will probably get mold if you don't wash it you forget to clean it for a week
Makes only sense if there's a critical mass of egg portions that you're preparing at once to justify the cleaning effort overhead
But in that case it's probably better to just use a pan
Anonymous No.106884218
>>106863156
>>106863185
we have these at supermarkets and there is no emergency stop button (or any stop button at all), it's kinda ridiculous
Anonymous No.106884230
>>106863969
why so serious?
Anonymous No.106884241 >>106884252 >>106884388
>>106872508
>>106863247
you guys all have germophobia or what
oh no a hand touched bread wah wah wah
Anonymous No.106884251 >>106885722
>>106868862
now check prices on line cooks, also not that expensive
Anonymous No.106884252 >>106884266
>>106884241
you have no idea how filthy people actually are
Anonymous No.106884266
>>106884252
yup, sounds like germophobia
Anonymous No.106884388 >>106884403
>>106884241
Were you raised by orangutans? Do you wash your hands after coming back home? Because if you do, then you should be able to easily understand why I don't like seeing people in stores touch food with their bare hands.
Anonymous No.106884403 >>106884410
>>106884388
it's his own bread nigga
Anonymous No.106884410 >>106884539
>>106884403
This doesn't matter.
Anonymous No.106884475
I'm eating beans nigga. Thank god for the pressure cooker that doesn't require a stove. I can now make more beans than ever.
Anonymous No.106884539 >>106884546
>>106884410
germophobia
Anonymous No.106884546
>>106884539
Shut the fuck up poo nigger indian scum.
Anonymous No.106885722
>>106884251
i dunno man, i showed some of these to a friend that is a chef, and they are less than a salary and he really thinks they would actually lower the amount of people in their kitchen if implemented
Anonymous No.106885760
>>106847122 (OP)
is this aids extract?
Anonymous No.106885797
>>106850038
>doughFucker9000β„’
brings a smile to my face every time
Anonymous No.106885823
>>106851256
bitch wouldn't know what work is even if it violently fucked her in the ass.
Anonymous No.106885845 >>106890234
Anonymous No.106887116
>>106859146
i hope we get that soon
Anonymous No.106887646
>>106860334
as fast and responsive as fucking linkedin
Anonymous No.106887682
>>106881597
The robot costs millions of dollars.
Better to wait it out until its cheaper and the technology is matured.
Anonymous No.106887918 >>106888890
>>106878641
in america gas station convenience stores sell hot food and also have microwaves you can use to heat the stuff you buy there.
Anonymous No.106888181 >>106889261
>>106847122 (OP)
Anonymous No.106888890
>>106887918
nowadays here too, but it was not common 20 years ago
but may it was mostly self heating coffe? i am not so sure of the food anymore
Anonymous No.106889261
>>106888181
i really hope the mechanical engineers got paid really well
bc the idea was retarded but the design was really good
Anonymous No.106889289
>>106847122 (OP)
It should be legal to murder anyone that buys this.

Just knock on their door at a random point in the day and then shoot them right in the fucking face the second they open it.
Anonymous No.106889470
>>106851950
it's a novelty item to BS around with, like the rest of her day.
Anonymous No.106889577
>>106860322
wrong, it's to protect from ape raids
Anonymous No.106889692 >>106889714
>>106853042
See >>106877608
If it's not on the ragged edge of catching fire it's not good wok, and final pic tells you it isn't. You can churn out 'chinese food' like that on a regular frying pan with no risk.
Anonymous No.106889714 >>106889774 >>106890294
>>106877608
>>106889692
i got ya https://aliexpress.com/item/1005008657466438.html
Anonymous No.106889774 >>106889843
>>106889714
i respect the shit out of anyone who uses that thing
it looks like it came from squid game
Anonymous No.106889778 >>106889916
>>106850038
my wife wants one of these for christmas
Anonymous No.106889843
>>106889774
there are more kinds https://x.com/pdhsu/status/1967261201756516710
Anonymous No.106889916
>>106889778
For kneading the dough, right?
Anonymous No.106889924 >>106889968 >>106890006
When can i get an automatic whisker on a stovetop? Metallic.
Anonymous No.106889968 >>106890118
>>106889924
https://www.stirmate.com/
Anonymous No.106890006 >>106890118
>>106889924
they are very expensive for what they are
https://aliexpress.com/item/1005008551268089.html
this is the cheapest kind you can find in ali, being pure stainless steel, allegedly
you can find more in the related items
but hoineslty the only one that doesnt look out of place would be this https://aliexpress.com/item/1005009315424775.html
Anonymous No.106890118
>>106889968
>>106890006
I was hoping some kind of space magic thing existed that you could just plop it in the pan and the stove would spin it.
Anonymous No.106890234
>>106885845
>Swiggity swooty, coming for that boot-AAAAH SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK DAMMIT FUCKSHIT
Anonymous No.106890287
>>106851256
The one good thing about AI is that these "people" are being deleted out of the workforce faster than anyone else.
Anonymous No.106890294
>>106889714
looks neet, but I'd prefer something more like the video with maybe just intermittent blow torching? You'd really have to have try out a few more designs
Anonymous No.106890310 >>106890531
>>106879246
>>106878287
European life is a nonstop humiliation ritual. Getting funneled into dead institutions hundreds of PhDs rathole-ing on software that has long since been dead
Anonymous No.106890408
>>106851150
The webm that broke techlets on GEE. Notice no one mentioning how many IP addresses are in those devices phoning to various data harvesters. He is a normal person who has all NPC opinions, which is more powerful than an NPC since he was so compatible with such a culture
Anonymous No.106890464
>>106875636
get him schizos!
Anonymous No.106890507
>>106847125
It really says a lot that /g/ can't even fry an egg
Anonymous No.106890531
>>106890310
>European life is a nonstop humiliation ritual
This is unironically true. And my country doesn't even have these weird pastry dispenser thingies
Anonymous No.106890723
>>106875636
You have the insecurity of a teenage girl
Anonymous No.106891514 >>106891815
>>106847122 (OP)
So technology is just jews selling people shit they don't actually need?
Anonymous No.106891815
>>106891514
Well, Jews are the master race.