Thread 106856263

Being investigated by police & 3 electronic devices confiscated with links to a cloud storage that had questionable data. What do i do?

>>106856263 (OP)
If you didn't encrypted your data before uploaded it to the cloud with a key you memorized that's on you. If you're a Windows fag; when the police kick your door in go to the back of your pc and clear the cmos battery, if you have bit locker and Vera crypt they're fucked.

>>106856263 (OP)
Lube your anus up in preparation for 5 years of hard cock action from your new cellmate Tyrone

>>106856263 (OP)
talk to a lawyer dumbass

>>106856263 (OP)
Confess.

>>106856263 (OP)
Leave an electronic paper trail by asking on a public forum about how you can cover you tracks

>>106856361
THIS THIS THIS

>>106856263 (OP)
Start planning your "vacation" from society.
Or, depending on how questionable, enjoy whatever time you have left as a free man.

>>106856263 (OP)
Beat off the largest guy in prison so they know you mean business

if this questionable data involved children, feel free to visit my place and ill help you out by cracking your skull with a 7 iron

>>106856263 (OP)
country?
how did the police find out?

UK.

this is a fed thread to test how effective the pedo fear propaganda has been at getting the general public to handwave the notion of privacy.

>>106856568
Well realistically everyone should have this fear on 4chan. Seeing how pizza gets posted here all the time. Even on twitter that shit gets reported its cached on your system. Then if you download images from here you might accidentally download some image of an underage girl without even knowing it. How about anime girls? Many of those are or could be considered lolicon?

>>106856524
>UK
I'm guessing you said the N word a year ago and the bobbies are subpoenaing Twitter for evidence?

in all honesty, im just a curious & intelligent person that got on the wrong side of law.

Curiosity indeed kills the cat.

>>106856263 (OP)
Did you have pizza on there? If yes then ur done 4 m8

Cross the border walking

Sad how curious & intelligent people are branded as criminals.

I didn't even know I was downloading cp... I thought they were midgets

>>106856690
Prepare your anus ranjeet

>>106856263 (OP)
1. Run - look guilty & get hunted anyway
2. Don't run - get fucked because they just want a body in jail whether you're guilty or not
3. Disappear - go missing / fake kidnapping/death / etc
4. Post the frazzledrip video and be remembered when they disappear you anyway

>>106856348
No, making a thread on /g/ is the smarter choice

Just reminds me of how cruel and depraved people can be.

Curiosity indeed kills the cat.

Bump

>>106856263 (OP)
I think I'm going to have this issue soon because of a zeronet fuckup and onedrive. If the laptop it happened on is wrecked or goes missing, can i just say it was stolen?
Do they need the device it happened on as well?

>>106856263 (OP)
Nothing you can do, you already uploaded the evidence.

Don't use the fucking cloud if you're up to no good.

>>106856263 (OP)
confess to your crimes and prepare for the chair. pedos get the rope.

>>106857764
that's destruction of evidence, and now you've fucked yourself because you posted online about your intent to do it

>>106857989
Behind a random vpn on a different device.
Also, doesn't change the fact that I didn't mean to, I set zeronet with an unlimited file size for multiple websites to make them go faster, and I fucked up.

>fags going to jail of exotic masturbation material
Imagine?
At least do something awesome like rob and Amazon warehouse or whatever.

>>106856418
:)

I managed to log in and randomize the password on my google drive, if I start using a VPN it shouldnt be connected to me anymore right

Are you by any chance that one dude from the destkop threads

>>106856650
It's illegal to be born white in the UK.

>>106856263 (OP)
just say you got hacked and dindu nuffin

only do bullshit crimes on computers like piracy

>>106856263 (OP)
Download so much CP that they hire you as a fellow fed instead of just arresting you.

This is Leto btw LOL

>>106856263 (OP)
Attempt suicide. Pedophiles, even the ones who are in for “just” CP, get the royal treatment. It’s honestly better to be caught with a shitload of heroin.

>>106859341
Big league narcos never leave jail. Pedos may eventually, if they survive the ass rape.

>>106859338
keke ever since they found his actual current address hes been shitting
poor mr hoffman

>>106859356
Pedos are in for a whole ‘nother round of suffering once they leave as registered sex offenders. A lifetime’s worth.

>>106856263 (OP)
Ask a lawyer. Try different ones just in case.
Maybe pay to police to make them "forget" about it or "lose" your devices, but be very careful with it, better ask a lawyer, maybe he can transfer the money to proper person.
Maybe move to other country and never come back.

Sorry, but can you tell us what cloud you used? Maybe it will prevent others from making this mistake...

>>106859703
>Maybe pay to police to make them "forget" about it or "lose" your devices
This in the UK, not fucking Romania

>>106859341
He's not going to be able to show the white gang his papers, so rest in pepperoni till they/ if they move what's left of his body to the shu.

>>106856263 (OP)
fuck you mean questionable data? you personally know uncle jeff or what?

>>106857764
>>106857989
I don't think destruction of evidence is a crime until he's been informed that there is an ongoing investigation.

Ive told many of my family members that i remember someone online hijacking my computer and uploading things to it a week ago and that i havent gotten around to cleaning it yet, if they end up asking around that should start to cover me

>>106856263 (OP)
Just a tip for the inside: Always keep a torpedo in the chamber to be able to poop your pants at any time as a defense mechanism against brutal anal rape. This won't deter any rapists with a scat fetish but this is statistically the best strategy to not get your anal cherry popped, against your will.

>>106858015
How is zeronet doing? Is 08ch*n still a thing? Where do the cool kids hang out nowadays?

>>106860029
It's not going to stop them from beating him savagely everywhere there isn't a camera and taking all of his canteen and blankets. Mother fucker is going to spend a few months on the unit in his underwear hitting the button every 10 minutes.

>>106856318
How tf would you clear the CMOS battery in a hurry?
>>106856418
Did you mean beat up?

>>106859957
sounds like hes already been raided anyway. There is nothing that can be done at this point.

>>106856432
Internet White Knight from plebbit.

>>106860906
The zeronet guy I was replying to is not the same guy as the OP

>>106860963
oops. Yeah, you're right about the evidence thing though. Also, even if it was destruction of evidence, that would be better than catching a CSAM related charge lol

If the cloud storage account is what you're being investigated for, which you should have been informed of at arrest, and the account and its contents remain accessible, that may indicate the data is not currently part of the investigation. If it were, the account would more likely be restricted or the contents preserved to maintain evidentiary integrity. This is not legal advice and is not intended to suggest or imply any action to obstruct or interfere with an investigation. The information here is for general informational purposes only.

>>106859288
Why did you choose to spawn in the UK then dumbass?

>>106856263 (OP)
If you uploaded illegal data to the cloud you're already fucked anon. Even if you manage to unlink the account from you by changing passwords and emails, they can just get IP logs from Google, dropbox, etc.

If it was just personal devices you could just zero out your drives with random passes. But your shits in the cloud and you have no control of that.

My advice is to speak to a lawyer and shut you fucking mouth, don't talk about something you're actively being investigated for online. It amazes me you can call yourself intelligent after making such retarded OPSEC mistakes

>>106856263 (OP)
>250x114
Retarded phonefag.

>>106859731
Well I thought that if Epstein "killed himself" when some UK prince was in situation similar to OP's, then it will work for OP too...

>>106856690
This man got got by the old midget porn switcheroo? That's your excuse? You realize that midgets and children don't look the same, right?

>>106861964
Is it job of police to prove he had something there or is it the victim's job to prove that he had nothing on there?

>>106861964
>how do you use this line-ass gombuder?

>>106860963
Yeah I'm that guy. I haven't been raided, but my onedrive and Proton got shut down, so I assume in a month or 2 I'd get a visit.
I don't know if just having it was illegal, or they actually investigate to see if it was an accident, like downloading a random Torrent that has contents that get picked up by their scanners. If they actually needed the device that was used, then I'd rather just destroy it now, as it's already been wiped

>>106861984
generally speaking, the police's responsibility is to gather evidence for a prosecution. that's outside of more physical tasks like anything that leads to an arrest/detainment, but in terms of actually being charged for something, all police can do is gather evidence against you.
it's not your job to prove innocence. in any sane country your innocence is assumed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE

>>106861984
Generally: Innocent until proven guilty.

>>106856263 (OP)
you are a retard for putting questionable data on cloud storage. do you not realize that they scan that shit?

>>106856389
yes, go back to monkay

Get a glock switch and ventilate your enemies.
Like blacks do.
Never stop.
Not for a moment till you're dead.

Game knows game.
They banned loli brides. You have nothing to lose by dying.

Do not let them take you alive.
Kill them.

>>106856263 (OP)
If you're a Christian: you are told to obey all earthly rulers (Romans 13), and to castrate yourself if you're a man as a matter of course (matthew 19).

If you follow YHWH however: he says that if anyone entices you to follow another Power: even if it is your own brother: Kill them

Is the Us State or Us Federal government that the police are enticing you to follow; another Power?

Answering this will give you your answer as to what you should do.

>>106859760
>He's not going to be able to show the white gang his papers, so rest in pepperoni till they/ if they move what's left of his body to the shu.

The white gangs need to liquidated. Since they ban what YHWH allows: child brides.

>white gangs:
>WHITES MAY NOT MARRY THEIR OWN GIRLS!!
Kill these people.
They broke your reproductive cycle and are your intractable enemies.
There is only one solution.

>>106856361
>electronic
>paper trail
thats an oxymoron

>>106856263 (OP)
Change the password of the cloud storage retard

>>106856263 (OP)
Its too late, go to prison and pay off the gangs if you have money or just get a good lawyer idk

>>106863095
they can make paper copies of your electronic activity ?
idk

>>106864338
>>106863095
Implying glowies have fully digital databases and not warehouses full of photocopied web page screenshots

>>106862307
A girl not engaged back then was an uggo. Even raping uggos isn't okay. As punishment, he basically has to feed her and shelter her forever.

It's very important that you read the Septuagint, and not the fake Bible, or the Bible of Error.

From a modern perspective it sounds like "so there's a coed and she's sexy and you can go rape her, and if you get caught you just owe some money and she has to marry YOU." Which, I guess if you tried to apply the law now that's what would happen, idk. None of these women were taught to read. They weren't becoming young professionals.

>>106862307
>YHWH

foul magic nonsense from satan. God is never called that.