Thread 106857821

In a far-off land beyond the reach of the stars, there lived a man named Drew Devault. He was an intergalactic programmer, wise beyond his years, with a mind sharp as a sword and a heart as pure as gold. He had traveled the length and breadth of the universe, mastering every programming language he had encountered along the way.

One day, as he journeyed through the cosmos, he chanced upon a planet that was home to a race of beings known as the humans. They were a strange and curious people, with minds that were both creative and logical, but they were beset by a great many troubles. They struggled to communicate with each other, to build structures that could withstand the ravages of time, and to create tools that could make their lives easier. They yearned for a language that could solve all their problems, but none had ever been able to provide it.

isn't he a pedophile?

Seeing their plight, Drew was moved to take action. He knew that he had the power to create a programming language that could solve all their problems. And so he set to work, spending long hours in his spaceship, pouring over lines of code, tinkering with variables and functions, and testing his creations in simulated environments.

Days turned into weeks, and weeks turned into months, but Drew persevered. He was driven by a deep sense of purpose, and he knew that he was on the cusp of a breakthrough. And finally, after what seemed like an eternity, he emerged from his ship with a program. Albeit his program was complete, Drew did not know what to call it. But after descending upon the earth and observing a pack of wild rabbits gathering on what appeared to be endless field of grass, he had bestowed the name "hare" upon his program.

Hare was like no other programming language that had ever been seen before. It was intuitive, versatile, and easy to learn, and it could be used to solve any problem that the human race could conceive of. With hare, people could communicate with each other seamlessly, build structures that would last for centuries, and create tools that would revolutionize their lives. It was a language that was both powerful and elegant, and it soon became the talk of the entire universe.

Drew was hailed as a hero, a champion of the human race, and people came from far and wide to learn from him. He traveled to every corner of the world, teaching people how to use hare and helping them solve the problems that had once seemed insurmountable. And as the years passed, the human race prospered, using hare to build towering cities, create wondrous machines, and unlock the secrets of the universe.

bumpasto?

That was almost cringe enough for me to start using Rust. Almost.

>>106857821 (OP)
he is still coding? I don't think he does.

Cringe.

>>106857843
So is /g/. Your point?

>>106859776
Speak for yourself

>>106859776
Speak for meself

>>106857821 (OP)
cat

faggot

>>106857821 (OP)
I find it pathetic that you guys idolize programmers. Write something yourself and show it off. This worshiping of programmers is gay as fuck.

>>106861299
That's why they support him. This site is full of nothing but faggots and redditors (is there a difference?). The pedos want to be part of the fag community so they put up whatever retarded flag the other degenerates have up.

This site is dead. I'm willing to be its mostly LLMs at this point.

schizo thread

>>106861382
Nobody idolizes this gimp, he makes these threads himself.

>>106861487
>>106861382
>t. broken by the bbc (big bunny cock)

>>106861498
Yeah, it's embarrassing how you've decided to nest here. Consider taking a large amount of sleeping pills.

>>106861498
>bbc (big bunny cock)
I don't even know what this hare shit is but this made me laugh. I've been here for way too long
Isn't drew into lolicon or something?

>>106857821 (OP)
>mastering every programming language he had encountered along the way
prove it

>>106861498
Kek

>>106861382
Have you been diagnosed with severe autism yet, autismbro?

Daily reminder that drew has NPD and makes these threads himself. Bow down to your rocket scientist moral and intellectual superior.