>>106896011 (OP)
i roll out of bed at some point between late morning and afternoon and look at my work computer for messages. 99% of the time there aren't any. i used to have a daily meeting at around 9, after which i would go back to bed, but we got rid of that so now i just sleep in every day depending on how hungover i am. at around 2 pm i try to invent something to do so i can claim to have done something the next day. i don't really *do* anything for a living even though i'm getting paid. i spend the rest of my day doing miscellaneous childish hobbies, and i hoard useful tools and do rigorous physical training in case there's a societal collapse, and i also try to do things that are considered morally bad but not quite illegal in order to feel like i'm pitching in. in the evening i play video games with my friends