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Anonymous 10/17/2025, 7:04:18 AM No.106915426 [Report] >>106915438 >>106915442 >>106915472 >>106915633 >>106915905 >>106916035 >>106916121 >>106916149 >>106916153 >>106916182 >>106916740 >>106916812 >>106916922 >>106917408 >>106919511 >>106919568 >>106919622 >>106919729 >>106922953 >>106924140 >>106925781 >>106927720
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How do you fix it if you work at samsung smart ring team?
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 7:06:19 AM No.106915438 [Report] >>106919476 >>106923402
>>106915426 (OP)
usecase for a finger?
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 7:06:27 AM No.106915440 [Report] >>106922781
Americans and British people are too big for Asian-made wearables.
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 7:07:27 AM No.106915442 [Report] >>106915634 >>106916711
>>106915426 (OP)
Metal on the inside and outside so shit cant puncture the battery through the cheap plastic

Vent at the top
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 7:11:55 AM No.106915472 [Report]
>>106915426 (OP)
Ship it with one of those oscillating cast saws.
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 7:42:02 AM No.106915633 [Report] >>106915913
>>106915426 (OP)
Lawsuit
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 7:42:04 AM No.106915634 [Report] >>106916012 >>106921002 >>106924071
>>106915442
why didn't they do it?
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 8:38:05 AM No.106915905 [Report]
>>106915426 (OP)
usecase for removing the ring?
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 8:40:24 AM No.106915913 [Report]
>>106915633
I hope he made bank. This shit is not funny at all, somethng like this should never happen and it's a proof that Samsung is shoddy.
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 8:57:13 AM No.106916012 [Report] >>106923572
>>106915634
if girls see you wearing a plastic ring they get the ick
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 9:01:31 AM No.106916035 [Report]
>>106915426 (OP)
Rape Ring Team Lead's wife.
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 9:17:51 AM No.106916121 [Report] >>106923421
>>106915426 (OP)
add a latch so you detach the ring. Its funny I did research for a corp that did biosensors and they had all that crap integrated into a tiny rice grain why that didn't hit the market idk. Perhaps they never figured out the energy supply.
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 9:24:16 AM No.106916149 [Report]
>>106915426 (OP)
While clearly swollen, it looks like this ring would be hard to get off even without battery issues. Dude's finger bit too thick for this model.
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 9:25:45 AM No.106916153 [Report]
>>106915426 (OP)
>ESL saar thread
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 9:32:46 AM No.106916182 [Report]
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>>106915426 (OP)
>Fix?
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 11:15:16 AM No.106916711 [Report] >>106922900
>>106915442
how does it measure your heartrate through steel beams?
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 11:19:58 AM No.106916740 [Report]
>>106915426 (OP)
Public apology and commit sudoku
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 11:30:57 AM No.106916812 [Report]
>>106915426 (OP)
>smart ring
can we just get to the part about nuking the whole planet already?
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 11:45:12 AM No.106916922 [Report]
>>106915426 (OP)
it works as designed - maiming midless consoomers until they learn.
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 1:13:40 PM No.106917408 [Report]
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>>106915426 (OP)
Have that off in a jiffy.
Don't worry, won't damage the ring Sir. We iz pros.
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 5:45:35 PM No.106919476 [Report]
>>106915438
Based.
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 5:48:30 PM No.106919511 [Report]
>>106915426 (OP)
Make the inside the structural metal part so it expands the other way.
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 5:53:22 PM No.106919568 [Report]
>>106915426 (OP)
it's korea. nothing will be fixed
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 5:57:49 PM No.106919622 [Report]
>>106915426 (OP)
sell an add-on to make finger amputation easier
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 6:09:25 PM No.106919729 [Report]
>>106915426 (OP)
>any quick suggestions
Stick it up your ass and clench.
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 8:05:12 PM No.106921002 [Report]
>>106915634
samsung has no history of releasing good or safe products, idk why this would be any different
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 10:40:17 PM No.106922781 [Report]
>>106915440
it should be adjustable regardless, for emergency situations like that.
Samsung are imploding from all the incompetent nepo hires
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 10:51:54 PM No.106922900 [Report]
>>106916711
By using trace amounts of jet fuel.
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 10:53:35 PM No.106922918 [Report]
Change your chinkshit battery supplier?
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 10:56:38 PM No.106922953 [Report] >>106924093
>>106915426 (OP)
what even is the purpose of a smart ring
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 11:44:33 PM No.106923402 [Report]
>>106915438
Blasting your mom
Anonymous 10/17/2025, 11:46:34 PM No.106923421 [Report]
>>106916121
What if you just swallow one daily
sufemacist 10/18/2025, 12:05:58 AM No.106923572 [Report]
>>106916012
coming from a woman
what?
Anonymous 10/18/2025, 12:13:18 AM No.106923652 [Report] >>106923676
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Rings, necklaces and earrings are for faggots. The only accessory that a men should wear is a watch.
Anonymous 10/18/2025, 12:15:50 AM No.106923676 [Report] >>106923995 >>106925751
>>106923652
fellas is it gay to wear a wedding ring
Anonymous 10/18/2025, 12:51:21 AM No.106923995 [Report]
>>106923676
Yes.
Anonymous 10/18/2025, 12:57:35 AM No.106924048 [Report]
>hurr make the inside metal
do you retards not know what a smart ring is, holy shit kill yourselves
Anonymous 10/18/2025, 1:00:51 AM No.106924071 [Report]
>>106915634
Because Samsung is a weapons manufacturer. I'm not even shitposting they are a major arms developer and manufacturer at this point I'm convinced the arms division is pulling a prank on the smartphone division by replacing their blueprints with those for IEDs.
Anonymous 10/18/2025, 1:03:08 AM No.106924093 [Report]
>>106922953
'ooming
Anonymous 10/18/2025, 1:11:06 AM No.106924140 [Report]
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>>106915426 (OP)
I can't believe people actually buy this stupid shit REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous 10/18/2025, 4:51:45 AM No.106925751 [Report]
>>106923676
I keep mine in a drawer
Anonymous 10/18/2025, 4:55:06 AM No.106925781 [Report]
>>106915426 (OP)
Why would you put this piece of garbage on your finger is beyond understanding.
Anonymous 10/18/2025, 11:31:08 AM No.106927720 [Report]
>>106915426 (OP)
Wow, when I was a kid I used to daydream about being a Lex Luther type billionaire with a high tech ring that controlled my house, robot army, and brought up a bunch of AR screens and now they're starting to do it