Thread 106915947

TICK TOCK WAGIES

lmfao

>>106915947 (OP)
Oh No.... Poor Robofren :(

>>106915947 (OP)
At least it doesn't spit on your $10 african child labor sourced artisanal organic covfefe when you refuse to tip +20%.

>>106915947 (OP)
>TICK TOCK WAGIES
Imagine the mental condition of OP for having made this post. Presuming he's a neet, who'll support his welfare bucks when millions of people are unemployed?

>>106916028
Why are you projecting? I work from home

>>106916014
R2-Beetus

>>106915947 (OP)
Did your shitty country just get vending machines at last?

>>106916082
Yes, I love the USA

>>106916031
explain why you even bothered replying without sounding mad

>>106916089
No thanks

>>106915947 (OP)
>>106916014
oh nonono
ai-automation sisters... our response?

>>106916097
smoked his ass

>>106915947 (OP)
>>106916014
fake and gay

>>106916464
These dont use AI

>>106915947 (OP)
>picrel with extra steps
>thinks this is new
>thinks this will change anything
OP is a faggot

>>106916676
Nothing uses AI. It's just a good buzzword for the normies.

>>106915947 (OP)
barrista bros can't stop winning

>>106915947 (OP)
>NFC
>has to insert card
??

>>106916709
maybe his card doesn't have NFC. I don't think you can get cards like that where I live anymore, but this may be some shithole, like USA.

>>106916709
They copy the magnetic stripe so they can buy proper equipment.

>>106916706
But I bet it'll write "Charlie Kirk" on the cup if I ask.

>>106915947 (OP)
>>106916014
You probably think this is funny but these machines are one calibration away from working 24/7 for a fraction of the cost of an employee

>>106916747
That's just mean.

>>106915947 (OP)
>>106916014
is this really the best we can do in 2025?
appalling.

>>106917052
two more weeks, you say?

>>106917052
They've been 1 calibration away for 10 years

>>106915947 (OP)
usecase for coffee?

>>106917052
these machines arent meant to be used by us.
theyre for underground bunkers with top secret access where you dont want employees. nosy, calculating, 'peasant' employees.
i just had the realization that america is so hyper focused on retarded processed foods is because its all a mechanism for determining what they can use for mass storage and what gives you cancer.

>>106916747
Kek

>>106915947 (OP)
pretty cool things i noticed in the video:
1 it pours the milk everywhere but the cup is still full as though the trainer knew it would spill so upped the milk to compensate (spiled milk fucking stinks lol this will be unusable very quickly)
2 there are 5 or 6 spots for cups to collect as if this machine will ever be fast enough to produce a second cup before a human has collected the first never mind 6.
decent effort but very performative. there are plenty of situations where arms are useful. this isn't one of them. simple rotary or even conveyor system is much more conducive to liquid in a cup. this particular style problem has been solved for decades.

>>106915947 (OP)
topkek, get fucked cucks!

>>106917116
wouldnt it make more sense just to pit a keurig in your bunker?

>>106915947 (OP)
>>106916014
>ol mate's unchecked AI code.webm

>>106916014
came here to post this

>>106916014
Feelan bad for this lil guy after all that effort. Easily fixed with adjusting the grabber I'd expect. When was this filmed? teslabots serving popcorn seemed to do okay

>>106916028
there will always be welfare because (You) find it so virtuous to work hard for a chance at a comfy life at 70 with broken knees and a cocktail of medications. thank you wagie for allowing me to play Chinese gacha games at home all day. You know I even volunteer? feels good to work when I feel like it.

>>106917052
>Just calibrate them
>Just get someone to keep them clean
>Just get someone to refill them
>Just get someone to make sure customers don't damage them
>Just get someone to make sure they can check if they work
>Just get someone to make sure they customers can complain to a real person

>>106915947 (OP)
Speeding up the video to hide how painfully slow it is is rather pathetic.

>>106915947 (OP)
You could design this entire thing to just be one machine without the need for robotics at all. Coffee vending machines have existed since at least the 90s.

>>106915947 (OP)
no refunds

>>106917052
Honestly I'm looking forward to this, because then at least I'll have an excuse for why I'm an unemployed loser. There literally won't be any jobs at all.

>>106915947 (OP)
>*goes bankrupt* after a year

TICK TOCK CLANKERS

>>106915947 (OP)
Did he just pay $6 for a coffee

>>106917052
I wonder what you do when the robot is fucked up and dumps every order on the ground for an entire day before someone realises and is able to get it shut off, and then the restaurant is filled with ants and roaches and the robot service technician cant get to you for another 10 days... do you just close your restaurant for a week?

>>106917116
Americas focus on processed foods means that nobody in the world has starved for the last half century, except for people we dont care about like africans.
So, youre welcome I guess.

>>106918472
Aren’t the teslabots just remote controlled by humans?

>>106915947 (OP)
>$5.90

>>106920024
no it means u get (got) colon cancer

>>106915947 (OP)
>>106916014
>let's make a vending machine but way worse and way more expensive and way more fragile
We are moving backwards in time when it comes to technological advancement. The truth is, 90% of coffee shops are already obsolete and the tech to put them out of business has existed for 50 years already. There is nothing that a Shitbux barista does that a preprogrammed vending machine can't do.

>>106918906
but that is a robot you baka gaijin

>>106920066
Until proven otherwise that's my bet.

>>106918906
>Coffee vending machines have existed since at least the 90s
I think they were pretty much ubiquitous in the U.S. by the 1960s (granted those well-known for their subpar basically instant coffee)

that's so fucking retarded. isn't all this made inside a coffee machine but actually optimized for efficinency without a retarded mechanic arm mimicking a barista?

>>106918867
>>Just get someone to make sure customers don't damage them
you know why ;)

>>106922704
Whites also get angry when they pay double digits for their Søy coffee and the machine spills it

>>106919985
No, he paid $6 for a video and no coffee.