Thread 106933598

If a demon(female) came to you and said
>Anon
>I will give you perfect knowledge about a single coding language
>But as payment, you will never be able to learn any other coding language ever
>If you even attempt to learn a single line of any other language, you lose your ability to write code altogether
Which language would you choose?

pic related is the demon(female) btw

Refuse the contract. In practice you need to touch other languages.

>>106933598 (OP)
C. By far the most widely applicable language.

>>106933612
fpbp

but If you had to choose it would be C

>>106933598 (OP)
>>If you even attempt to learn a single line of any other language, you lose your ability to write code altogether
well then i would be restricted to never using the internet, so i don't think this perk would be very useful

>>106933614
>you're now limited to some proprietary C compiler for an obscure embedded target

>>106933598 (OP)
Refuse because learning programming languages is trivial

>>106933598 (OP)
Perl
Being a true master of Perl would be pretty crazy
It's considered a write-only language for a reason

>>106933598 (OP)
what happens when the language is changed?

>>106933598 (OP)
Binary

>>106933614
Cool now let me check that my build script is working--
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

>>106933598 (OP)
>read one line of code from a different programming language while shitposting on /g/
>banned from programming
Retarded, no one would take that offer.

I'd create a language spec needs to break RSA in order to achieve runtime promises. Perfect knowledge would mean I would know how to implement it. Then using my new knowledge I would steal GPT tokens and just vibe code for the rest of my life.

>>106933598 (OP)
would.
Captcha: DDDAK

>>106933598 (OP)
>the contract isn't sex for inability to program
into the garbage bin