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Anonymous No.106944747 [Report] >>106945372 >>106945919 >>106946253 >>106947170 >>106947837
Poop Cam
How soon until PoopCam [TM] is its own keyword on OnlyFans?
>called Dekoda
>offered by toilet maker Kohler
>$599 plus tip
>rechargeable battery
>fingerprint sensor to identify who’s using the toilet
>in addition to hardware cost is a $70 - $156 subscription
inb4 "who buys this shit?"
Anonymous No.106944754 [Report]
only 599 USD to take pictures of my anus? where do i pay
Anonymous No.106944868 [Report] >>106945245 >>106946006 >>106947962 >>106949798
Probably made for the Germans that use poop inspection toilets.
Anonymous No.106945245 [Report] >>106945374 >>106946006 >>106947962
>>106944868
>poop inspection toilets
Is that what that ledge is for? I see those in Europe on business travel and always wondered what the ledge was. I thought it was some sort of water saving thing. But it's a stage for my poop.
Anonymous No.106945372 [Report]
>>106944747 (OP)
>How soon until PoopCam [TM] is its own keyword on OnlyFans?
>camera points down, missing the action
well they'd need to fix that first
Anonymous No.106945374 [Report] >>106946006 >>106946553 >>106947962
>>106945245
It's to make it easier to inspect your poop for parasites back when it was a concern.
As far as I know this is mostly German thing. Although my grandma had one too in an old apartment.
Anonymous No.106945415 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
Anonymous No.106945919 [Report] >>106947540
>>106944747 (OP)
>>offered by toilet maker Kohler
of course it's the germans
Anonymous No.106946006 [Report] >>106947962
>>106944868
>>106945245
>>106945374
>Germans make weird toilets so they can inspect and admire their shits
why does this not surprise me
Anonymous No.106946253 [Report] >>106946259
>>106944747 (OP)
My Uni had those in one of the bathrooms. I sometimes took my large morning shits there and I was always worried about the poop-ass distance not being sufficient, so to speak. In the end, I never had any issues, but it still felt weird. Thank you for reading my literal shitpost.
Anonymous No.106946259 [Report]
>>106946253
Meant to reply to the German toilet thing, not the camera one. My Uni did not have poop cameras, as far as I know. It did have gloryholes though.
Anonymous No.106946553 [Report]
>>106945374
They're all over the place here in the Netherlands as well, though slowly dying out.
Why wouldn't you want to inspect your poop? It says a lot about your health. Especially for americans with their meteoric rise in colon cancer it's probably a good idea to check out their shits to catch stuff early.
Anonymous No.106947170 [Report]
>>106944747 (OP)
Revolting. I thought it could be used to automatically flush a second third fourth time etc as long as stuff remains in bowl. But it's not for that
Anonymous No.106947540 [Report]
>>106945919
Kohler is American. It's the same Kohler that also makes small engines.
Anonymous No.106947837 [Report]
>>106944747 (OP)
I remember when spy cams in toilets were a hyperbolic, absurd warning against surveillance, but somehow here we are.
Anonymous No.106947962 [Report] >>106949756 >>106949833
>>106944868
>>106945245
>>106945374
>>106946006
those toilets are called "dutch toilets" and are infinitely superior. a regular toilet gives so much backsplash I get toilet water on my asshole, its fucking vile
Anonymous No.106948014 [Report] >>106948028
I believe coomers should be bled dry via a thousand nickle and dimes for a crumb of pussy. Suckers exist to fill my wallet and wallow in despair.
Anonymous No.106948025 [Report]
poo cloud API
poo poo in the loo do the needful sars
Anonymous No.106948028 [Report] >>106948044
>>106948014
oyvey
Anonymous No.106948044 [Report]
>>106948028
You can call me a kike all you like, if you would pay for my shit I would mail it to you. Nigga's gotta eat.
Anonymous No.106949756 [Report]
>>106947962
You fix that by putting a small sheet of toilet paper on the water before shitting. How do you not know this in 2025?
Anonymous No.106949798 [Report] >>106949860
>>106944868
I thought this was a meme and just a badly designed toilet. But it is genuinely an inspection shelf, like literally it is actually for that on purpose. What the fuck?
Anonymous No.106949833 [Report]
>>106947962
Wtf. Are you shitting rocks? My long shits don't splash
Anonymous No.106949860 [Report]
>>106949798
it's for countries with wide pipes that can handle the high flow rate these things have to flush the crap off the shelves