Thread 106944747

How soon until PoopCam [TM] is its own keyword on OnlyFans?
>called Dekoda
>offered by toilet maker Kohler
>$599 plus tip
>rechargeable battery
>fingerprint sensor to identify who’s using the toilet
>in addition to hardware cost is a $70 - $156 subscription
inb4 "who buys this shit?"

only 599 USD to take pictures of my anus? where do i pay

Probably made for the Germans that use poop inspection toilets.

>>106944868
>poop inspection toilets
Is that what that ledge is for? I see those in Europe on business travel and always wondered what the ledge was. I thought it was some sort of water saving thing. But it's a stage for my poop.

>>106944747 (OP)
>How soon until PoopCam [TM] is its own keyword on OnlyFans?
>camera points down, missing the action
well they'd need to fix that first

>>106945245
It's to make it easier to inspect your poop for parasites back when it was a concern.
As far as I know this is mostly German thing. Although my grandma had one too in an old apartment.

>>106944747 (OP)
>>offered by toilet maker Kohler
of course it's the germans

>>106944868
>>106945245
>>106945374
>Germans make weird toilets so they can inspect and admire their shits
why does this not surprise me

>>106944747 (OP)
My Uni had those in one of the bathrooms. I sometimes took my large morning shits there and I was always worried about the poop-ass distance not being sufficient, so to speak. In the end, I never had any issues, but it still felt weird. Thank you for reading my literal shitpost.

>>106946253
Meant to reply to the German toilet thing, not the camera one. My Uni did not have poop cameras, as far as I know. It did have gloryholes though.

>>106945374
They're all over the place here in the Netherlands as well, though slowly dying out.
Why wouldn't you want to inspect your poop? It says a lot about your health. Especially for americans with their meteoric rise in colon cancer it's probably a good idea to check out their shits to catch stuff early.

>>106944747 (OP)
Revolting. I thought it could be used to automatically flush a second third fourth time etc as long as stuff remains in bowl. But it's not for that

>>106945919
Kohler is American. It's the same Kohler that also makes small engines.

>>106944747 (OP)
I remember when spy cams in toilets were a hyperbolic, absurd warning against surveillance, but somehow here we are.

>>106944868
>>106945245
>>106945374
>>106946006
those toilets are called "dutch toilets" and are infinitely superior. a regular toilet gives so much backsplash I get toilet water on my asshole, its fucking vile

I believe coomers should be bled dry via a thousand nickle and dimes for a crumb of pussy. Suckers exist to fill my wallet and wallow in despair.

poo cloud API
poo poo in the loo do the needful sars

>>106948014
oyvey

>>106948028
You can call me a kike all you like, if you would pay for my shit I would mail it to you. Nigga's gotta eat.

>>106947962
You fix that by putting a small sheet of toilet paper on the water before shitting. How do you not know this in 2025?

>>106944868
I thought this was a meme and just a badly designed toilet. But it is genuinely an inspection shelf, like literally it is actually for that on purpose. What the fuck?

>>106947962
Wtf. Are you shitting rocks? My long shits don't splash

>>106949798
it's for countries with wide pipes that can handle the high flow rate these things have to flush the crap off the shelves