Thread 106951414

Theories on why AWS isn't working

>Indian workers on holiday break

>>106951414 (OP)
>sar got upset after losing an arguement with a timmy so he redeemed the AWS before going on holiday

SEE SAR. YOU NEED US SAR.

>>106951414 (OP)
>jeets create a fragile system that melts down the moment they take their eyes off of it
The jeetification of software is complete. It's straight downhill from here.

>>106953472
I think the coming few years will finally bring what I like to call "hyperjeet overdrive", wherein a major infrastructure collapse occurs through Chinese hacking companies at multiple levels due to Indian incompetence. This will cause the US to seek outsourcing the entire tech stack to India at the behest of Indian CEOs in the US, ironically- they will use the argument that American tech workers aren't competent enough to run the US Internet and lobby the government to hand over the reins to Tata, HCL, etc.

>>106951414 (OP)
>melqtx
New theory of the 2020s: Thanks to LLMs, every jeet can now LARP as a techbro on Xitter. Thanks Sama.

>Saar please to redeem the shitpost
>Bluecheck for claim the Elonbux and gorgeous looks

>>106951414 (OP)
Jeets never fix, only redeem until tomorrow when they will redeem same problem again and again.

>>106951414 (OP)
Not sure how these two retards are seeing this as a win/gotcha

>>106953916
Have you never laughed after tripping or spilling something?
Sometimes its all you can do. Although every burgoid I've met would rather just mope in despair.

>>106951414 (OP)
did anybody remind this jeet that china doesn't rely on them and it's the chinese century?

>>106951414 (OP)
>latest code push: Oct 19, 2025
Care to explain?

>>106954471
if i was working on October 20th, I woulda been there to fix it.

>>106954697
lmfao definitely not real

>>106951772
This. They didn't know how to do something correctly or build a redundant/robust/error correcting system so they've had a team of 30 Indians all taking turns once a month being on duty to push a button (while drawing a full months salary) and they all went on vacation.

If you know anything about Indians, they are genetically incapable of taking ownership or responsibility so next year this will happen again. Unless a white male programmer gets assigned to wrangle the street shitters and hand them a solution on a silver platter that they can pretend they came up with.

>>106954697
If a kid ends up shooting himself, you don’t blame the kid, you blame the safety lock (claude 4) that was supposed to stop it.

>>106953472
White benchod cannot be left unattending to maintain perfect and gorgeous engineering system saar. Please hire my cousin Rupesh and revert with US visa at once so he may do the needful in onshore time.

>>106951414 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq7TmDw32oo

>>106951772
Vibe coding, don't you love it.
Thank our lord and savior Sam Altman

>>106951414 (OP)
I recently learned that most of AWS is written in Java, so this idea might actually have legs.