Thread 106955119

Ada Lovelace invented computer programming

I would LOVE to see ADA in LACE if you get what I mean

>>106955119 (OP)
The A in Ada Lovelace stands for Artificial Intelligence, how do I revive and invest billions of dollars in her so we can have AGI now?

>As long as there were no machines, programming was no problem at all; when we had a few weak computers, programming became a mild problem, and now that we have gigantic computers, programming has become a gigantic problem.
From here we can see that women at their best can handle no problems to mild problems.

>>106955161
At worst when dealing with women no problem becomes a gigantic problem.

>>106955119 (OP)
Hello Sirs, I am from India and this Beautiful Woman looks very Gorgeous. Would love to see her Hairy and Milky. She is most definitely Brahmin

>>106955119 (OP)
She invented the RTX 4090, that's a feat in and of itself and we should kneel.

>>106955200
>>106955161
When will retarded ass zoomers realize that their racism and sexism isn't funny, just boring and makes people feel like the world is doomed to be inhabited by retards forever. Don't you want to try something new?

>>106955119 (OP)
Wow! This is the woman that made that great programming language for the Department of War?

>>106955275
>Don't you want to try something new?
No, fuck off. We need to go back, and reject this notion that "all men are created equal" you are nothing. We do not need your kind at all.

>>106955362
That was actually my idol Granny Cobol. Unironically one of the greatest Americans to ever live.

>>106955119 (OP)
>>106955396
Trans women are so cool.

>>106955429
Hopper was smarter and more forward looking than 99.99999999...% of all programmers that exist today or at any point in time.
https://youtu.be/si9iqF5uTFk

>>106955275
>Don't you want to try something new?
no. so long as its taboo ill find it funny

>>106955119 (OP)
Chad Jacquard invented computer programming and didn't know he had a computer or what programming was.

>>106955396
It's amazing how fast they memory holed Konrad Zuse after the WW2 generation aged out of academia.

>>106955119 (OP)
There’s a girl in the same class as me for assembly. I was rooting for her to triumphantly able to endure through all of it to win out of the entire sausage fest of a room, but she gave up and dropped the class.

I wish that moar girls would actually learn programming so much so that this profession would be colored in a different light but the red pill is brutal. I don’t even know that if girls truly can contribute this much (like Ada Lovelace), because I’ve been memed so much by /g/, but I still haven’t abandoned the hope that they are mentally capable of dong so and could actually code…

>>106957916
Anon, having more women in software development isn't going to get you a girlfriend, it's going to get you reported to HR for something mundane.

>>106955275
>makes people feel like the world is doomed to be inhabited by retards forever.

plz jerk me off and tell me how intellectually gifted i am

>>106955119 (OP)
Weird way to spell Konrad Zuse but okay