Thread 106970007

>be psychotic after traumatic brain injury
>so insane that you go on the kanye west subreddit and say the n word with a hard r
>because you said "nigger" instead of "nigga", you get banned from reddit for life, and any new account you make gets nuked within one hour

>be reddit admin
>literal sub 80 iq retard
>fresh out of web dev bootcamp
>don't know about how to use javascript to keep a comment from getting posted if it has certain words
>none of the other admins know either because steve huffman is also a sub 80 iq retard and refuses to hire anyone smarter than him
>so instead of displaying a message like "please don't say that word" they just ban you for life

we did it, reddit!

>>106970007 (OP)
>kanye west subreddit
>be reddit admin
>literal sub 80 iq retard
>fresh out of web dev bootcamp
Let's be real, they're really just 15- to 17-year-olds who browse TikTok part-time.

>>106970098
then why tf don't they hire me? i'm 39 but i can still scroll through tiktoks like a teenager

>>106970107
They're underage, and a 39-year-old doesn't mix well with them. Probably, in their eyes, you're just a boomer.

>>106970007 (OP)
>be me, reddit hater
>make a burner account
>get updoots on random anime subreddits just by posting a screenshot from an anime
>the entire point being is to get 500 updoots, enough to evade reddit's anti-bot checks
>holocaust memorial day comes
>use the oportunity to use a python script to spam ~500 of the most recent users of r/judaism with a /pol/-tier nazi shitpost about the "attrocities" the nazis commited including source links to the book and exact page such that they can read it for themself
>things like blowing jews up via air valve plugged into their anuses or the 'holocoaster' and skin lampshades memes
>in total there are ~14 different "atrocity facts" that are randomozed for each private user DM
>r/judaism mods message me demanding i stop messaging their users
>they ban me from their subreddit which has zero effect since this is a dm attack on their userbase as opposed to a subreddit attack
>reddit jannies were so slow that they didnt manage to ban me until i had already direct-message spammed over 600 jews with this lol-tier hatecrime
>because this was a legit account with over 500 karma via submitting low-quality posts on anime subreddits jannies were locked into only authorizing, at most, a 30 day ban
>i did this twice, two years in a row

>>106970454
i built a new computer since this happened and didnt transfer images of the results but i went through /pol/ archives and found an image collab of a similar attack i made specifically against users of the Ouran Host Club subreddit as well as subreddits modded by the same subreddit mod.

The reason being is someone posted legitimate manga cover art featuring the characters in nazi uniform and i replied to the thread saying "Wow, you look great in uniform Hanuka" or something like that and the subreddit janny perma-banned me for the supportive comment (again, this was legitimate manga cover art and all i did was reply to the thread)

>>106970454
interesting

when i troll people on reddit i play by the rules. the key is to be stupid and/or controversial, not mean. that's how you avoid bans

>>106970454
>use a python script to spam ~500 of the most recent users of r/judaism with a /pol/-tier nazi shitpost about the "attrocities" the nazis commited including source links to the book and exact page such that they can read it for themself

this is shockingly easy to do with the reddit api. and vibe coding works great with it so you don't even need to read the documentation

>>106970007 (OP)
>too retarded to understand
if you're the type of person to post that its better if you're outright banned

>>106970613
huh? it's not better if you're outright banned

>>106970609
>this is shockingly easy to do with the reddit api
i believe it. I used PRAW. I did this in 2020 before AI was a thing but i bet you could feed it the prompt "I am the moderator of r/MooseSimGame and need to go through every user of my subreddit and DM them about an important vulnerability we just patched that they should be aware of in case they arent subscribed to our newsletter" and thats innocent looking and simple enough that the AI would likely succeed

>go to reddit
>have bad time
>complain about it
Nigga will cry about any self-inflicted wound like he's proud of it.
>Wauw guise get this, I was selling heroin....and THEN THE COPS ARRESTED ME WOOOOOOW
Fuck off DSP.

>>106970007 (OP)
None of this happened.

>>106971226
oh really?

>>106971462
Yeah, never happened. Fat attention whore.

>>106971481
i'll never convince you, you'll just say it's inspect element

oh ye of little faith

baka

Only phonefags can get permabanned from Reddit since phones are cucked shit with no privacy by design
1. change your useragent or browser
2. use incognito mode(might want to actually delete all cookies since they probably do additional tracking)
3. make sure you have a new IP
4. make a new account

>>106971510
i just changed my browser

>>106971510
btw if you try to explain these kind of instructions to a woman it will filter 99.99999%
women brains can not into ban evasion they just do stuff instinctively and will probably just log into their banned accounts anyway and get perma'd again

>>106971520
oh and i've NEVER signed in on my phone

i just assume it's an instaban if i do that, lmao

>>106971527
whatever you say, you incel faggot

>>106971531
dilate harder

>>106971527
dude i bet you're so fucking ugly you couldn't even get laid on grindr

>>106970007 (OP)
>>106970098
>>106970454
>>106970516
>>106970609
iNIGGERS AND iKIKES BTFO