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Anonymous No.106973703 [Report] >>106973785 >>106973799 >>106973814 >>106973828 >>106973840 >>106973959 >>106974529 >>106974567 >>106975855 >>106976025 >>106976133 >>106978419
who the fuck is monitoring my pc?
Anonymous No.106973783 [Report] >>106976226
Me
Anonymous No.106973785 [Report] >>106973806
>>106973703 (OP)
Sanjesh from Bangalore sir very good Microsoft support.
Anonymous No.106973791 [Report]
Bill Gates through his watch. It's amazing how much that man can do.
Anonymous No.106973799 [Report]
>>106973703 (OP)
yo mama
Anonymous No.106973806 [Report]
>>106973785
unironically, this.
Anonymous No.106973814 [Report]
>>106973703 (OP)
Salty Nutella
he's fondling his balls looking at your desktop as we speak
Anonymous No.106973828 [Report]
>>106973703 (OP)
That would be Charles Edward from Microsoft working in India.
Anonymous No.106973840 [Report] >>106973965 >>106974023 >>106976529
>>106973703 (OP)
>crackles and muffled call centre sounds mixed with heavy breathing
>saaar good day, okay I am Rajeesh Ramesh Dikshit Pussywipe Ayran Neverwash okay now please do the needful okay and kindly open cmd and sfc /scannow SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Anonymous No.106973889 [Report] >>106973958
>using Windows
Anonymous No.106973935 [Report]
Anonymous No.106973958 [Report] >>106974092
>>106973889

well if you have to use certain windows applications for work, would you really compromise a linux computer with windows software? i dont think so buddy
john No.106973959 [Report]
>>106973703 (OP)
it's me, your personally attached cia agent.
Anonymous No.106973965 [Report]
>>106973840
they always use this funny,,,,,,,,pauses in their,,,,,,speech

almost as if,,,,,,they are being a,,,,,,,teacher
Anonymous No.106974023 [Report] >>106974615
>>106973840
Good morning madam, this is Joe with Microsaar, calling from Washington as part of the Support Saarvice Reach Out Programme. Ma'am I am afraid to tell you that your computer has been infected with virus. Your personal files may be at risk, even up to cloud.
Anonymous No.106974092 [Report]
>>106973958
There's 1 app that doesn't work well in Linux. I hate windows I have 11 iot enterprise, disabled many things under the hood, blocked a lot of niggersoft IPs in hosts, copy pasted wallpapers from /usr/share/backgrounds hid the taskbar using git bash where possible.
Anonymous No.106974529 [Report]
>>106973703 (OP)
the jews
Anonymous No.106974567 [Report]
>>106973703 (OP)
>who the fuck is monitoring my pc?
I am, I am watching you running naked around your house.
Anonymous No.106974615 [Report]
>>106974023
>even up to cloud.
My god not even Sheik Steve "Sweaty Balls" Ballmer, peace be upon him, can save us now!
Anonymous No.106975789 [Report]
>Your PC
This PC
Anonymous No.106975855 [Report]
>>106973703 (OP)
>my pc
>windows
that pc doesn't belong to you
Anonymous No.106976025 [Report]
>>106973703 (OP)
You know who, it's for your own good go- I mean, guy.
Anonymous No.106976055 [Report]
This is microsoft we are monitoring your PC and we have found virus. It is very scary but if you follow my instructions we can fix the virus.
Anonymous No.106976133 [Report]
>>106973703 (OP)
Me, but I'm content on just observing if you behave
Anonymous No.106976226 [Report]
>>106973783
intel Me to be more precise
Anonymous No.106976529 [Report]
>>106973840
>Rajeesh Neverwash
Anonymous No.106978419 [Report]
>>106973703 (OP)
The Eye of Sauron