Thread 106986437

So uh... How am I supposed to pick up this 55 inch OLED TV from the bed? The screen is millimeters thin, there's nothing on the thicker part that I can grab on to. How tf do I do it without breaking it?

Are you a woman?
Pick up at the top middle and bottom middle and carry it over

>television in bedroom
Does /g/ really?

Leave it there and buy your own TV

>>106986437 (OP)
post your noodle arms
>>106986447
redpilled. tv in bedroom kills sex life, not important for OP though

>>106986444
>Top middle
As I said, there's nothing in the top middle that I can hold on to, there's nothing I can use as a handle.

>>106986447
I live in a 1 room apartment.

>>106986468
Oh I sent the same picture again. Meant to send this one.

>>106986477
put your whole hand on the screen and lift it

>radiators
which third world shithole country is this? if I were you picking up some chinkshit tv is least of my concerns.

>>106986520
I'm sorry that I live in a place that does not have a scorching hot climate, amerifag.

>>106986490
I will try though I'm afraid.

>>106986437 (OP)
>OLED goyslop tv
>Gets groceries at Lidl
Poor people are disgusting

>>106986468
>>106986477
I thought germans were supposed to be innately good mechanical engineers
post hands, faggot

>>106986533
my condolences, seems like electricity hasn't reach your continent yet, how do you plan to power up that tv tho?

Slide it off by 20-30 cm and then apply pressure downwards on the base edge until it flips

>>106986437 (OP)
UHM SWEATY, it's THIN and that's LE GOOD because..it just is ok?

>>106986490
Thanks bro I did it. Now let's pray I didn't break it.

>>106986520
computer, enhance
...
he's _southern german_

>>106986568
>those nails
take ur meds and stop biting em.

>>106986574
>Southern German
You're right, color me impressed. Here's my apartment btw, it's still a mess because I just moved in 3 days ago.

This lil guy has been annoying me since the day I moved in. I sprayed deodorant on him in hopes he will get a clue and gtfo, but it seems he didn't even care. I never asked for a roommate.

>>106986637
yikes the stink bugs have reached europe
they're an invasive species from china
they reached the US around a decade ago

>>106986437 (OP)
use a vesa compatible plate with a grip

>>106986603
>living room, kitchen, bedroom, bathroom are all cramped into 25 sqft space
german engineering at its finest.

>>106986637
just grab the poor guy and take him away you don't be cruel to little animals

this is the most soi thread i have seen in a while

>>106986603
pls tell me this is a student dorm

>>106986726
$8k/week in LA. gotta have that hustle and bustle of the big city. i don't need a kitchen though since i can't afford food.

>>106986603
Mainz?

>>106986637
i dont mind these guys but theyre creepy when they fly around at you and they excrete some foul smell when you disturb them too much.
slide some paper under him and throw him in your apartment hallway.

>>106986752
nvm it's Munich isn't it?

>>106986447
I do.
Watching movies in bed is comfy.
I even use it to shitpost on /g/ from my bed using a wireless keyboard.

Why put a TV in the living room?

Uhm guys...? Is this normal?

>>106986637
>I sprayed deodorant on him in hopes
You're such a girl, lol.

>>106986666
I went on holiday to Italy two years ago and they were literally everywhere yes.
Apparently they get into homes to survive winter and in summer they destroy the vineyards.

>>106986637
SAVE HIM

>>106986840
Wish them all the best

>>106986840
based, fuck crackas. go stinkbugs!

>>106986805
looks like something wrong with HDR, that green looks like where it's clipping the highlights
might need to change a setting on the TV or input source

>>106986775
>vegetable Doner
whacky germans

>>106986520
>hating on radiators
What Americans don't know is they're not electric but use hot water pumped around by a natural gas powered central heating system that also provides infinite hot water.

>>106987035
Radiators are God Tier. American Boomers spend 4 decades getting rid if them for the objectively worse baseboard heaters.

>>106987080
Floor heating is superior, but radiators are fine too.

>>106987134
floor heating is patrician

>>106986603
Is that some sort of prison?

>>106986568
Nobody wants to see the nasty yellow shit you store in your weird thumb

>>106986603
>no windows for luften

>>106986437 (OP)
You need two people. Each rests one hand against the thick bottom part halfway from the central stand.
Place the other hand at the top of the screen. Tilt the set 90 degrees so it rests on your first hands, bearing the weight at the thick bottom of the screen.

NEVER EVER carry a TV of this size by clamping it at the sides. The tension this puts into the screen is prone to causing micro-fractures and it WILL fuck up the screen and cause dead pixels etc. if not immediately, then after a few years of wear and use.

>>106986693
>i need to live in a mcmansion
I'm American and i'm disgusted at you

>>106986574
>he's _southern german_
the radiator shape is already a telling sign

>>106987134
Floor heating is nice, but can't rapidly heat a room. It requires that you keep a room at a more or less fixed temperature or else it takes FOREVER to heat up. Unless you punch a disproportional amount of heating energy into the system; which is a) more costly than radiators and b) induces a LOT of wear on the floor rapidly heating, and can cause cracks.

>>106986460
>tv in bedroom kills sex life
I heard about this study you're referencing before, on the radio about 20 years ago. This was back when it was a status symbol to have multiple TV's in your house. I think now it's irrelevant, both because the bedroom TV has since been replaced by doomscrolling before bed, but also because the majority of people who are of the age when they'd be concerned with things affecting their sex life aren't having sex to begin with.

>>106987325
Just a matter of programming the thermostat.

>>106986437 (OP)
Literally lift it from the bottom and hold the top. It's designed to be picked up you dumb fuck.
If you can't lift it, just know that a tranny beat you.

t. lifted a 48" onto a wall mount stood on a mattress

>>106987186
>>106987134
>>106987080
wood stove is god tier. your city garbage is just meant for keeping your bulls feet warm while tyrone fucks your wife.

>>106986437 (OP)
visit spatula city they should have a spatula large enough

>>106986666
they are native to europe though I haven't seen a green or simple brown one in ages, the chink ones replaced them

>>106986437 (OP)
lul I was in the same situation
I moved it closer to the edge of the bed, carefully tilted it over to stand on the floor, then picked it up from the floor

>>106986603
behold ze european dream

>>106989792
he also has ze bug. >>106986637 the prophecy has been fulfilled.

>>106986437 (OP)
You need what's known as a 'friend' to help you.

>>106987448
>doomscrolling before bed
thats just another tv in the bedroom but you are technically correct, the psychology is still the same

>>106986437 (OP)
there are instructions on the box, try reading it.

>>106988331
>Mutts Law

>>106986603
>people actually pay to live like this

>>106986444
xe fucked up by putting it with backside up. if it were front up it would be easy to grab, rotate and sit on the furniture

>>106986533
the poor seethes out and he copes

>>106986568
>asian
>fucked up nails
bro wtf is wrong with you?

>>106986603
I'll color you a liar you lying faggot.

>>106988331
wood stove smoke is insanely bad for your health

>>106987286
>NEVER EVER carry a TV of this size by clamping it at the sides.
>The tension causing micro-fractures
oh so whats what happened to my tv, it wasnt even that big or thin (40"). I was always confused because nothing ever bumped into the panel

>>106986603
I uswd to live like that, it's not as bad as it looks.

>>106991230
its pretty ass, especially because youre surrounded by 8 other cuckboxes, maybe 3 more across the hallway on the same floor. it could be worse though, if you also had roommates

>>106986437 (OP)
Extremely intelligent people, such as myself, simply screw in a TV/monitor stand, or parts thereof, onto the VESA connector.
Gives you some nice handles to grab onto, without touching the fragile panel.

>>106986549
There's literally a general alert about power outages in Russia right now. How does your people completely lack self-awareness or respect, Marina?

>>106986693
Oh, Pidoras, you don't want to go there.

>>106986460
Idk, I find that boring shit on tv leads to more sex. Like that live action remake of lion king and parks and rec both lead to fucking

>>106991835
i think the point i found interesting about it is youre lowering the quality of time you get to spend together alone in the one 'romantic' space, so you degrade the connection in a way, and its a longterm thing not something to worry about while youre still happily banging.
the bedroom can be a place of romance, deep discussion, stimulating toys, bondage stuff, books, music.
the focus is therefore kept on eachother, the fantasies, in the bedroom, and outside of it you can be normal normies, getting your stimuli from hollyweird.

>>106986603
that'll be 800 € + tip per month

>>106986603
I would rather kms than live like this