Thread 106993385

DAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD
STOP COMPLING DISTROS AND GET MARRIED SO I CAN BE BORN ALREADYYYYYYY

>>106993385 (OP)
I'm sorry, but I never fell in love with a single woman.

>>106993394
I think it's because I'm gay btw. Women are dumb ugh

>>106993394
Sounds kinda gay

>>106993385 (OP)
>i want to experience suffering and live in a constant state of Stockholm syndrome

>>106993385 (OP)
SORRY BABY, I LOVE YOU MORE THAN I LOVE YOUR MOM. SO WE'RE BOTH CAUGHT UP IN A SCI-FI, TIME TRAVELLING CONUNDRUM.

>>106993394
How about falling in love with a non-single woman? Sure most of them will tell you "i have a bf/husband" but chances are you'll find someone in a very fragile relationship and just needs a small outside push to break.

use case for having children in 2025?

>>106993385 (OP)
can't afford it. won't have kids so trannies can inoculate them in kindergarten or become some wageslave

>>106993385 (OP)
i have terminal cancer, asshole.

>>106993385 (OP)
i can't. feminists banned child marriages

>>106993385 (OP)
Can't do, honey. I'm afraid of women.

>>106993385 (OP)
sorry kiddo. I might have to fight in a civil war against the heritage foundation’s army in a couple of years

>>106993385 (OP)
this is SO tech related to have used up roasties who want to 'settle down' and are looking for betabux

>>106993385 (OP)
Even if I wanted kids, I've never been in a relationship that lasted more than a few months

>>106993385 (OP)
>be born already
so that you can grow up to be an only-fans bitch who doesn't appreciate dad? no thanks

>>106993394
I'm in love with 3
Each one is thicker

>>106993385 (OP)
>lust provoking image

I had a son with a woman who was easy going, caring, retarded in a good way, enjoyed sex and would talk about her dream of having a big family.
we had one child and she completely changed. she smokes weed all day now after never doing drugs prior, screams at me about nothing on a daily basis and has no desire to actually raise our child even while I'm financially supporting her.
best part is I can't get rid of her without losing him so now I'm a slave haha xd

>>106993385 (OP)
nobody on /g/ actually does anything productive in tech or works

>>106993385 (OP)
trust me baby, you do not wanna come here

>>106993385 (OP)
Shut up, you’re already born

>>106993641
That's rough, anon.
Does she at least still let you have sex with her?

>>106993585
pics, now

>>106993732
>BUUUUUUT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD
>Someone else is going to pluck my soul BUT I WAAAANT IT TO BE YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>106993641
she's numbing herself because you're a faggot

>>106993385 (OP)
I'm 23 and kissless virgin. I'm sure I'll become a mighty wizard one day.

>>106993565
>inb4 news story about "Man kills ex-wife and judge in sexist murder rampage"

>>106993385 (OP)
>born
You already were 11 years ago. Now go to bed.

Anyone who posts any iteration of pepe (that isn't a panel of Boy's Club or otherwise directly associated with Matt Furie) or wojak deserves to be doxxed, hunted down, and murdered for being a blight not only to this board and this website, but also to the collective intelligence of the entire human race.
Furthermore, they're violating>>>/global/rules/6 and>>>/global/rules/10 so they must be reported as soon as possible and as much as possible for the greater good.

>>106993983
Just say you're cranky over daddy not fucking your ass today.

>>106993599
Imagine still experiencing something as pedestrian as "lust" on this website. Fucking newfag.

>>106993500
raison d'etre

>>106993385 (OP)
Parentcels will cope but the feeling of compiling your own kernel and watching everything boot smoothly is better than having offspring

>>106993584
The way you prevent that is by actually being a dad and teaching your kid moral, boundaries, respect and what proper love entails. Basically all e-whores are fatherless.

the only (((women))) who want to have kids now are all uglyass hambeasts who dont want to work, kids are just a meal ticket for them and has a side effect of making them look like they are contributing to society even though their kids will grow up to be criminals, drug addicts and trannies.

>>106994147
Are you kidding me my partners lucky she didnt turn out to be a girl or id be thinking of ways for her to make me money

>>106993385 (OP)
Sorry sweetie, but I've got a backlog of over 1000 indie and non-indie games to go through. And a ton of TV series to watch. And a huge side project to work on. Besides, I don't really like kids and I'd probably be an anti-natalist if I weren't a permavirgin incel.

>>106993785
lol, I know, rly, imagine some chud shooting people up just because they allowed his son to be his true sexual identity

>>106994358
>backlog of over 1000 indie and non-indie games
there aren't even 100 good games in existence

>>106994399
Just because you haven't seen them doesn't mean they don't exist. Stop saying nonsense so confidently.

>>106993782
We are waiting for you.

>>106993385 (OP)
I think this retard finally lost his fucking mind.

>>106993385 (OP)
You're mistaken if you think that your child won't be male.

>>106993641
the reality never matched the dream for either party

>>106994660
Got to spin the sperm snd use the turkey thing to make sure its s roastie

>>106994749
Doing anything that has any actual chance of increasing the odds of the birth of one gender over the other is often illegal, although not in the US

>>106994789
As a male you have very good control over the sex of the child. High status men birth more sons and low status males birth more daughters. Becoming low status is easier than becoming high status, but obviously you need to balance this against your ability to attract a female mate

>>106994789
Where is that europe?

>>106994819
Wouldn't it have to do with your psychological perception of your own status? Maybe you just need to watch some cuck porn before tapping your girl to trick your body into thinking you're a beta

ehh?? but i don't have the strength to raise a child.

>>106994835
>Wouldn't it have to do with your psychological perception of your own status?
If you are enlightened enough, you could probably pull this off. I can't dupe myself into thinking I'm high status, maybe your strategy could work though.

>>106993641
You're a good man. I'd blow my fucking brains out. Hope the kid is doing alright.

>>106993385 (OP)
I did it but your mother aborted you