Thread 107009253

technologically speaking, what sort of filter / captcha could keep newfags off of 4chan?

>>107009253 (OP)
nigga, this site as dead as fuck, why would you want to gatekeep people even more?
the catalog is practically frozen compared to years ago

>>107009253 (OP)
math-based captcha, calculus and above

block all phone resolutions

>>107009299
Thirdies rotted out the husk and are gatekeeping it like some sort of cargo cult.

>>107009253 (OP)
kek

>>107009253 (OP)
delectable bait image

>>107009253 (OP)
The new one with the circles is enough to filter me.

>>107009253 (OP)
>>106937136
>>106960444

>>107009253 (OP)
godword TempleOS

>>107009253 (OP)
>bait image
election tourists must be prehistoric, then.

Someone post the image with the captcha where you have to install gentoo.

>>107010002
here you go

Installing Gentoo isn't really very hard for anyone who isn't "What's a computer?" tier, it's just time-consuming. All you have to do is be able to follow instructions.

>>107009253 (OP)
This image has been doctored and the dates altered.

>>107010051
you got me. my bad heres the original

>>107009253 (OP)
One you can't pay to bypass (which also "totally doesn't" partially apply to moderation as well)

>>107010058
feels good to finally an oldfag

>>107010058
Now that's more like it

>originalfag
>2022

I wouldn't call myself an originalfag and I've been on this site since 2006. 4chan started in 2003.

>>107010140
well duh. it says originalfags joined in 2022 not in 2006

>>107010140
you've been here 20 years and still can't detect a joke/bait?
lurk moar newfag

>>107010002
compiling gentoo in 18 minutes with 8192 cores

>>107010140
>since 2006
liar. 4chan didn't even exist before I was born
t. solipsist

>>107010195
once you have a certain number of cores the ./configure shit takes a lot longer than the actual coompiling
I vaguely remember there was some plan afoot to parallelize that but it never came to anything

>>107010140
Spoken like a real newfag. It could be reddit is more your bag, perhaps?

>>107009253 (OP)
2021 pre-fag reporting in

>>107009253 (OP)
Really 2023 should be considered old fags by now. I learned how to triforce a few weeks ago, so I'm officially an oldfag around these parts.

>>107009253 (OP)
There is no need for a filter. Just be original and provide your own point of view, rather than just copying and reposting.

Alternatively just put the r9k filter on every board and apply to both text and images. Setting the base timeout to 120 seconds (double the normal posting cooldown)

>>107009253 (OP)
full system scan for any soijak images, if any are found, unappealable permaban

>>107009253 (OP)
4chan Gold Pass

>>107010365
>I learned how to triforce a few weeks ago
I'm going to be honest, I've been here for over a decade and I still don't know how that shit works. I'd just copy and paste what OP wrote and it would work

>>107009253 (OP)
Started using it couple weeks ago. The normal captcha and 2min cooldown almost made me quit day one.. also I always thought /g/ must be a paradise for tech, but turns out 50% of the threads get jumped by fanboys or anons ask the dumbest shit, still can't tell if this is ragebait or just niggers

>>107009253 (OP)
loli captcha

>>107009253 (OP)
Unironically, a file system.

>>107010140
Unironically, 4chan died in 2006. As soon as /b/ started to do raids it was over for the site. Especially when m00t attempted to reign them in to where they went to other boards and shit them up.

Now it's not /b/, it's /pol/. Same shit, different toilet.

>>107009253 (OP)
We've had a solution for decades. Kanji captcha.

>>107009253 (OP)
Google captcha but you select from revolting images.
Or find real images out of a set. With gore ofc. Normalniggers won't carefully inspect an image of a hacked asshole for a minute searching for an artifact.

>>107009253 (OP)
I was there when /sci/ was useful with their infothreads sharing tons of infographics about random science

>>107009299
I feel bad for zoomies who don't know any better and think this has always been the state of 4chan, this slow and dead, half a dozen of anons and bots arguing with each other.
So this is the way this site ends, not with a bang, but a whimper.

>>107011543
summer's only 8 months away