Thread 107040542

>go on a date with zoomette
>tell her i dont have data on my phone trying to save money
>calls me smart
>play music on my phone[downloaded]
>she asks me how i can play music if i dont have data
>tell her its my own personal music i uploaded onto my phone
>she thinks im a magician

Why are zoomers so technologically inept? Like she didnt know any other method of accessing media besides streaming it to your phone.
Is this normal?
Are millenials the only tech literate generation cuz we had to download our shit off kazaa?
And be the family computer it person?

ITT: Things that never happened

if cute, loving and loyal women don't give me love and sex i will begin raping them

Yes. Millenials are an anomaly.

>>107040542 (OP)
>anon gets glazed by a girl because she's into him
>instead of glazing her back with his baby batter he posts on Sudanese crossdressing forums about how dumb zoomers are

>>107040597
Very poor. Im 28k in debt plus 28k from stident loans so im cutting back on everything like spotify etc just to pay it off

>>107040594
Do you think he became a wizard on accident? I'm amazed he got a date. I found zoomettes to be too timid to ever get past the talking part. Must be his arcane powers.

>>107040601
Hey anon, read this very carefully.

>US went into receivership around 1930
>Credit system was created, see Fed Reserve
>All debts are obligations of The United States
>You are a beneficiary
>Send the bill to the US gooberment

Lookup Brandon Joe Williams, onestupidfuck

>>107040551
>me
Wtf man

>>107040542 (OP)
It's not just zoomers, people just don't understand things. I'm millennial and I "fixed" someone's youtube app by restarting it and she was amazed. There's probably a bunch of stupid simple fixes for car problems mechanics think we're dumb for

>>107040624
The only thing I can think of is reading OBD codes with a $5 bluetooth adapter. Cars exist in the physical realm, you can't fix 3 skipped oil changes by unplugging the battery for 15 minutes.

>>107040542 (OP)
I blame iOS. They managed so well to obscure the file system that the concept of locally owning files is foreign.

>>107040729
so that's why they always used the default ringtone not an mp3 of their favorite song

>>107040729
OP here. yeah shes an applefag. has the watch phone and ipad.

>>107040767
I do this because I learn to hate every song that I use for my ringtone

>>107040774
I never did it either.

>>107040729
When did Windows hide filename extensions by default? I've always been appalled that the average person isn't expected to know what kind of file they're opening.
Microsoft and Google have also played major roles in the retardification of tech

Zoomettes are in their 20s and hitti g the wall faster than any generation of skanks before them. Eventually the tiny millennial pecker LARPposting needs to be about alphettes

>>107040767
>mp3
yikes

>>107040791
Windows XP , maybe windows 98. But definitely XP

>>107040542 (OP)
>woman
>itoddler
>normie
>young
hopeless

>>107040967
>>107040967
im just tryin to bustanut man dont judge that hard

>>107040542 (OP)
she was pretending to be impressed by you because the date was going well and you blew it son

>>107041013
no cuz she asked me if i can do it for her and she came over and i showed off my server to her. she was impressed and i got laid(the sex was horrible she just starfished)

>>107040551
same

>be me
>have small media home server
>tells friend I don’t have Netflix and so on cuz of homeserver and that I host my media by myself
>he looked at me like I’m god and invented the wheel

yes he’s a zoomer as well. Yes he didn’t understood how it is possible.

>>107040542 (OP)

hmm..Maybe I was trying to flirt with you, oh I was being nice.

>>107041052
lmao
similar story here anon
>be at family bbq
>millenial friend there and he is the most computer illiterate guy ever
>millenial friend talks about how he has a server
>zoomer cousin is confused how he can download movies from netflix
tfw my midwit millenial friend is more tech literate than a zoomer

>>107041072
God have mercy on this people

>>107041069
shut up lola i know youre sleeping cuz u gota work in 30 min

>>107040542 (OP)
>go on a date with zoomette
kek things that never happened

>>107040729
basically. I dont know exactly when it went wrong, but yeah people have zero conceptual understanding of how a computer actually works. Not even the basic 2nd grader tier level. it's just icons and media to them. What the icons actually relate to and where the media actually comes from isn't a concept in their mind. It's tragic especially since everyone is terminally online and addicted now.

You could probably make a decent amount of money just hosting private computer/phone classes teaching people how to use their devices.

>>107040546
Zoomer chicks literally can't get enough BMC. I mean, I doubt anyone posting on 4chan has ever had sex (I know I haven't), but the premise is sound.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DPg3ZkLkZiY/?hl=en

>>107040542 (OP)
>>tell her i dont have data on my phone trying to save money
ick
>>tell her its my own personal music i uploaded onto my phone
double ick

I'm 39 and I'm now best friends with an autistic 18 year old zoomette (she blows me; Shit was SO cash). I taught her to use thepiratebay and qBittorrent/Tixati, before that she only knew Netflix, now she downloads stuff on her own. I don't know why they're like this though, maybe it's the lack of a brother.

>>107041019
Yeah, this happens to me all the time. Women love my servers.

if you were raised with phones and modern OSes, where nothing is consistent, 99% of information, functionality and settings are hidden or removed, and all software is incredibly buggy, you'd probably have a hard time learning the basics

>>107041481
>they teach computer science in 2nd grade
In no universe is this the case, normies are too busy getting on with life to learn the ins and outs of software.

>>107040542 (OP)
we need to impregnate all the zoomer females so no zoomer can have sex with any females ever.

>>107041524
ermm i don't think reddit consents to this friendship

>>107041524
where you finding these zoomer sluts!?

>>107040551
It isn’t my place to judge.

>>107040542 (OP)
pic in OP looks so fake.
I'd need 5 Biers and 2 Kurze minimum to go for that. And then I cant get it up from the Alki

>>107040542 (OP)
None of this happened.

>>107040551
IVAAAAAAAAAAN

>>107041598
HelloTalk

>>107041814
I can already tell it's gonna be full of pajeets

psyop thread to get nerds to re-integrate into society for ephemeral, purportedly ez "zoomer" gash

>>107041828
Yep, every girl there has a pajeet story. Also lots of Muslims and Turks behaving pajeetly. I'm French living in Poland so I just talk to Polish girls and since a lot more of them want to learn English or French than there are foreigners trying to learn Polish I have it easy.

>>107041598
op here
>walking to bus stop from gym
>see girl in bus stop yelling at someone(obv her bf) over her phone
>she hangs up
>i say 'you know you should really date people who make your life better not worse'
>start talking more about her shit bf
>get her number
>its that easy

>>107041922
wow you nabbed an abusive bitch, amazing catch

>>107041922
ok but what actually happened

>>107041994
op here
nothing really, I just whipped out my Switch 2 and played pokemon until I got home

>>107041949
yeah it was shit. she starfishes and is the most boring fuck ever. so i banged her 2 times total and never called her again lol

>>107041999
>I just whipped out my Switch 2 and played pokemon until I got home
op here actually
niga im broke af you think im buying a switch 2?

>>107042011
>broke boi
>'so yea I'm just picking up stacys left and right bro, mad bangings happening bro, shit was dope af frfr'
At least make your headcanon believable

>>107040542 (OP)
The woman in that pic looks like she is in her 30s or 40s.

>>107042024
You don't need money to fuck idiots

>>107042047
dumb bimbos aren't lining up for some stinky incel

>>107042043
What makes you say that?

>>107040618
>send bill to usgoob
>get charged with fraud
>spend 10-50 years in prison
yeah....

>>107042059
Im not a stinky incel

>>107042113
post pic
better yet post a pic of her

>>107040542 (OP)
Dunno if OPs story is real, but zoomers are technologically on par with boomers in my experience. They don't know shit. Gen X and Millennials know the most tech stuff on average.

>>107042043
That's because she is.

>>107042061
Middle finger ring. Women past 30 buy this to signal that they want to get married. Married women wear a ring finger ring. Those who don't care (yet) wear no ring. Didn't your dad teach you this technology?

>>107040542 (OP)
This shit is a problem for zoomers in first world countries, the iphone babies and such. Most of us in the third world had to learn to pirate shit and deal with viruses. That's how I and a lot of my friends from school learnt IT shit.
But /g/ is a bubble for the tech literate, by comparison most people aren't very proficient with tech.
t. third world zoomer (Argentina)

>>107042576
>AI picture
point proven

>>107042800
nigga women wear rings on all fingers, tell me you've never been around women without telling me.

>>107041500
>Product Manager at Meta
I hope she gets fired. Do it zucc

>>107040618
You're telling me it's just this simple and all I have to do is pay for his course? Count me in!
His disarmingly down to earth persona is completely genuine, and as long as I pay for his course, which is all he will ever ask of me, I will be $50,000 better off? That's really incredible, anon. I can't believe no one else is doing this.

>>107043394
>rings on all fingers

>>107040551
>>107040542 (OP)
This type of women who get a tan regularly will have ugly wrinkly skin when she is 30 years old

>>107041537
They taught me in 2nd grade which would have been 2001ish. We had to learn how to type, and basic files/navigation as well as saving projects and stuff. Public school in canada used to be pretty good at one point in time

>>107040551
Ok Saar.

my office recently hired a 20 year old and she isn't stupid, she learns quickly, but she legit doesn't know ANYTHING about technology, like I had to explain file systems and excel basics to her. I just think there is no reason for young people to learn anything about tech. They don't even know how to read clocks anymore.

>>107040542 (OP)
zoomers: worst generation of all time
women: worst of the two sexes

only early millennials are cool, late millennials are shit and everything that came afterwards too.

>>107042576
sex

>>107040542 (OP)
>Is this normal?
not normal but on purpose.
people are kept retarded because it's more convenient this way.

>>107044518
One reason they might have learned is that computers are more ubiquitous than ever

>>107044519
>millennials
literally the basedest generation

>>107041922
That left chick has such a nasty fucking chin
Goddamn thats gross
Girl you shit from there
Thing got cheeks like a baby

OP's struggle immortalized in song:
https://voca.ro/1lRLc5hqPc8O

>>107046414
LMAO! >>107047364

>>107046414
actually such a good song lol

>>107046414
It really mangles some lines in the chorus but this is pretty funny

>>107046414
What a time to be alive.

>>107046414
01:13 hits so hard

>>107040825
Generation alpha started to be born this year. A generation is a minimum of 20 years.
>but a jewish retarded social studies-
I don’t care.

>>107046414
is this normal?! 1:04 so kino

>>107046414
OP here. damn good anon
added it to my musicbee

>>107041524
Why would she need to be taught thepiratebay AND qbittorrent?

>>107040542 (OP)
she was flirting with you. its called acting dumb

>>107048485
nah i could tell by her voice it was genuine

>>107044519
All the early millennials I know are egotistical narcissists who think they're never wrong and have knowledge about everything that exists. They'll spout bullshit about a subject they don't know and when told they're wrong they'll insist they're right. Not to mention that every "polyamorous" relationship I've seen is an early millennial slut with two or three beta orbiters.

>>107040546
op dates fat & retarded chick, brags about it

>>107042762
Boomers know more about tech than zoomers. I’ve taught them to torrent, zoomers don’t even want to know even something as basic as that.

>>107048464
to download movies, shows and games

>>107048539
I didn’t ask why show her thepiratebay. I also didn’t ask why show her qbittorrent. I asked
> Why would she need to be taught thepiratebay AND qbittorrent?

>>107048535
>wy would i need to learn to torrent if i wanna watch something ill check netflix

>>107048603
Nope. Another esl tard.

>>107048578
to download movies, shows and games

>>107048623
>still can’t answer the question
>doesn’t know how to search using qbittorrent
We need to remove internet access from the third world

>>107048662
It's 2:40 am and you didn't make yourself very clear. We don't use qBittorrent anymore because it stopped downloading anything for both of us at the same time, so now we use TPB and Tixati, that's why.

>>107048682
I was perfectly clear, you’re just retarded You’ve also changed your story from just a few posts ago. How did you manage to break qbit?

>>107048751
I have no idea, it just stopped downloading anything entirely one day.

Need a ginger zoomer gf. where do I find one

>>107041524
>thepiratebay
lmfao, pedophiles are always retarded

>>107041534
Not if you are austist that is curious about everything

>>107041566
I'm already planting my seeds in alphettes, have fun using 2nd hand products and raising my children

>>107049117
Dude truly called someone dating a 18 year old (on top of being age of majority blatantly physically mature) a pedophile, wait until you find literal word definition

>>107041500
>zoomer girls are pushing age gap content with millennial
when did this vibe shift happen. a year ago she and the women in her comments would be condemning age gaps

>>107040825
>>107049388
>millennial pecker LARPposting
why do zoomcels get so butthurt about age gaps. most zoomer guys are not getting laid but zoomer girls are. logically they're dating much older

>>107049314
americans are mostly illiterate

>>107041524
are you in Europe?

>>107049383
the people condemning are different people, they still exist

>>107040542 (OP)
my mom works with computers and had her mind blown when I showed her she can save images on the internet

I think women are just stupid

>>107049426
Yes

>>107049117
>pedophile

>>107040594
>instead of glazing her back with his baby batter
instructions unclear. how to do this?

>>107046414
>>107046414
I literally saved this. BECAUSE WE HAD DOWNLOAD OUR SHIT OFF KAZAA