Thread 107064187

>$200 Deposit Due Today

that's not the only deposit she's getting.

>>107064187 (OP)
>no vajayjay
What's the point?

>>107064187 (OP)
Yeah this is just a 3d model

>>107064187 (OP)
>remote controlled by rakesh from bangalore
why would you want an human-controlled toy as a waifu? are you stupid?
you do understand that 100% of the things they showed were done remotely by humans, right? you do realize that they won't be autonomous within the next 3 or 4 decades just like how self-driving cars were supposed to be release in around 2013 but are still nowhere close to release mor ethan a decade later, right?

>>107064223
idk i just wanted to post a thread about funny image of a sexbot

they're selling sydney sweenys?

>>107064312
God imagine.

>>107064187 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrrADTN-dvg

>>107064187 (OP)
Where are the HOLES

>>107064187 (OP)
>no detail on feet
Sorry, not for me.

>>107064223
imagine if this happens again

>>107064187 (OP)
Now add tail and ears...

>>107064187 (OP)
DOES SHE REDEEM THE NEEDFUL?

>>107064223
OK I'll wait 40 years for one.
Take an autism pill and rethink your life

>>107064187 (OP)
needs cum stain resistant cloth

>>107064187 (OP)
>literal npc face
God damn it.
WHY

>>107064223
I don't care, I hate jeets too but I'm never going to see him in person so it's a small price to pay to have a waifu-bot. You all will do the same when the price drops, I guarantee it

>>107064200
Probably ai generated too

>>107064245
Man fuck you. I can understand a joke thread but this is the kinda thing you should actually try to strive to have in reality instead of just daydreaming about. Your lack of resolve is disgusting.

loli version when?

>>107064707
>same price
What's the catch?

>>107064707
Now we're talking

>>107064721
its still a remote control jeet

>>107064187 (OP)
i already have a hismith fuck machine whats the usecase for this

>>107064637
even for free I'll never want one, keep this vide-coded garbage out of my way, the less tech around me the better

>>107064199
thigh sex with a remote control jeet!

>>107064187 (OP)
>SAAR, DO NOT FUCK ME! DO NOTFUCK ME SAAR!
>NOOOOOOOOO! STOP DOONG THE FUCKFUL!

>>107064187 (OP)
>Very obviously never actually shipping
>Niggers spaz out over it anyway
Why?

>>107064223
>autonomous cars are actually driven remotely by jeets

>>107064223
Depends.
You can probably get a hot camwhore to control your robot, which would be better than having sex with an AI.

>>107067028
>hot camwhore
aka a 50yo chinese man with an image filter
coomers deserve to get doxxed lmao you fucking idiots

>>107067066
You would be able to look at her via her webcam.

>>107067217
What didn't you understand about the word "filter"?

>>107067066
>aka a 50yo chinese man with an image filter
>Chinese

>>107064187 (OP)
Reminder that these things are trained by "telecontrolling" them, which means they provide the experience of fucking an Indian man only without the smell.

>>107067468
brown is brown, jeets would not pass the uncanny test.
a 50yo chink can pass a 18yo insta celeb, it happens all the time and they get caught then send in jail, it's pretty hilarious

>>107064187 (OP)
Non-white user detected.

>>107064187 (OP)
The base model should be flat. Flat is justice. Add kigu padding at your leisure.

why would a robot need breasts that big

>>107064187 (OP)
for 20k they could include all three skin colors
at least for the fabric parts. should be replaceable anyway considering the dirt that accumulates by housework

>>107064223
>ethan
AAAAAH HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW MY NAME

>>107064187 (OP)
Visiting their webpage is a literal jump scare. Couldn’t they have made this thing not so horrifying?

>>107064378
Right there on the face. You fuck the eye sockets till it's head exploded.

>>107068624
> that big
What do you mean? Those breasts are hardly big enough. They need upscaling x3

>>107064707
That is one grotesque face.

>>107068458
>jeets would not pass the uncanny test.
The way that some people infantilized Blacks and Indians, pretending like they're not competent enough to do crimes or even achieve anything at all, is something I find quite hilarious.

Indians routinely scam the shit out of half the planet. They are not beneaht you, they are against you, competing with you, and you are losing. Keep on coping, loser.

>>107064245
Should've posted it to /b/ then retard

>>107064707
AYOOOOOOOOO

>>107064707
Grab that ass snd put it on the booba

>>107064707
lmao i just noticed the arms are just inside the ass

>>107068624
women don't really need breasts in 2025 and yet here we are

>>107064707
i will now buy your bot

>>107071036
Stick it to those w*te dogs my fellow Brahmin
Jai Hind!

I have no room for such a large thing, give me a 50% scaled down version, that's more than enough

>>107064708
>Your lack of resolve is disgusting

>>107072725
Hold up.

>>107067066
>>107067468
call on wechat, there's no filer

>>107072749
leave me alone mr burns

>>107072764
I know what you are.

>>107064187 (OP)
veo wouldn't remove the breasts TT

>>107064187 (OP)
fake

>>107064223
Getting self-driving cars to 99% took about year or two. The last 1% is where the problem was. If you can make sure that the robot isn’t causing major car crash when it does small mistake once every 100 times in somewhat controlled environment like a factory or your home then it will be here much sooner.

>>107064187 (OP)
500 month wage slave me up, I'm trading my woman in for one of these.

>>107072885
>the last 1% is it being rc'd by a jeet
sounds pretty easy to fix if you ask me

>>107073001
>>107073001
>>107073001

>>107072885
That 1% is probably AI-hard so it will take a while.

>>107064707
10/10 in bongland

>>107064187 (OP)
dont like bald women

>>107067028
>Paying a woman to remote control a robot pretending to be your wife.
It would be much cheaper to just pay a whore.

>>107076384
this one is more uncanny valley

If it's just a housemaid helper robot...

WHY DO THE BREASTS NEED TO BE THIS BIG

>>107064707
OOO MASSA

>>107077777
To provide fresh milk in the morning, of course.

>>107074951
The thing is that if a task can tolerate 1% failure rate in form of AI being confused and not fuck everything up when something brand new happens, then the 99% success rate is enough.

>>107076384
Don’t put faces on robots, ever, unless you want them to look scary and make everyone around them feel terrible.

>>107064187 (OP)
need to make those more realistic and win

if i fuck it am i still a virgin

>>107077986
At first but everyone thought using the computer was nerdy at first too.

>>107068624
>why would a robot need breasts that big
If each boob isn't bigger than her head, they're not big enough

>>107071036
It doesn't take that much intelligence to scam boomers raised in a high trust society and taught from birth to obey anyone who appears authoritative. And as for competing, you only do so by being cheap and being the perfect slave race. You can only get good jobs through nepotism, definitely not on merit. Even your precious CEOs are there to be the fall guy. Now fuck off curry nigger.

>>107077986
virginity is a social contruct for men. There is nothing that physically changes about your body just because you have sex if youre a man

>>107078548
ftfy

>>107078548
drossel is my favourite disney princess

>>107068624
milk dispenser

>>107077777
holy checked

I would pay 20k + subscription to have a ll chick play pretend as a robot and watch me jerk off and give me pointers for a few years

>>107064193
hon hon hon

>>107078548
Finally some decent taste

>>107077872
>>107079090
giv boobers

>>107064193
you are going to be fucking an indian in the slums of uttar pradesh

>>107077932
>sets your house on fire

>>107064199
She can peg you

>>107068624
jiggle physics

My DIY robot is actually better
-actually affordable
-not horrifying design
-not controlled by a remote worker in a slum

>>107072786
mayhap

>>107080283
>not horrifying design
gonna have to disagree with you there

>>107080283
I bet she feels fantastic.

>>107078591
Ah yes, the autism care package.

>>107064187 (OP)
>When you're bots riding you cowgirl but the mo-cap actor is just shitting on the street and gyrating his hips to get a nice cartoon poop coil.
Technology!

>>107064223
It's about keeping that hype alive. Jews are "edging" sexbots/waifubots so white men just wait a little longer, then a little longer, then a little longer. Why bother forming a relationship when you'll have a sexbot by this time next year?

It's literally the ghost of Edward Bernays destroying the White race from beyond the grave.

>>107064187 (OP)
uncanny valley

>>107082283
Not really, unless you're one of these zoomers who's also scared of trees.

>>107082296
i didn't play slender so no
just don't like robots with creepy skull-like faces

>>107072793
Stop using corporate AI, moron

>>107064187 (OP)
>$500 a month
kek

>>107082922
>more expensive than a mexican maid
>can't even fuck it

>>107064187 (OP)
That poor Indian forced to stare at your triple neck flop in his face all day. Grim.

wake me up when the lite model comes out

>>107064187 (OP)
You don't need head.

>>107081397
I can safely say my design is less horrific than the "scarecrow animated through black magic" look

>>107077777
Damn lucky check!

Also, boobas.

>>107086927
Imagine waking up and seeing this...
What a time to be alive!

>>107064707
lol
lmao, even
fucking roflmfao, if I may be so bold

You do realize this is the future. 85% of all people aged 18-35 are neets now, like 95% of people cant afford a home except the ultra rich and genX which is who we all live with, our genX parents.

UBI and robots are going to have to be implemented or society collapses because the USD is the world reserve currency and its hyperinflating. Most young men arent working a job or going to college nowadays its like 25% of men now go to college and its dropping every year.

>>107086927
>>107087014
Kek.

>The Scarerobo Chronicles : Day of the Pillow

>>107080283
She's cute.

>>107078591
FINALLY

>>107080283
if it's just a thing on a roomba why not just make it a full on kerfus style bot (or any of the rest of the pudu line, except for their most recent offering they're all pretty similar and similarly CUTE)

>>107088075
Because I wanted to be deliberately humanoid and feminine. If I didn't have that design goal, then I would probably make something like you described.
>>107088016
Thanks!

>>107088063
incidentally, his name is gedächtnis