Thread 107103679

How long until I can come home from work and cuddle my cute robot-wife knowing that she loves me?

boob way too big
ass way too small

>>107103679 (OP)
not that long if you're okay with the thing you're cuddling being remote controlled by a pajeet

will she report me to the thought police?

>>107103679 (OP)
I don't know if I could sleep in peace when such a thing is running around my house. what if its system freaks out and it tries to kill me while I'm sleeping?

>>107103679 (OP)
why would you want it to look like that and not dress it up in kigurumi?

>>107103943
That's why you need to give it a good fucking before bed. That way it won't have much energy left to kill you.

>>107103679 (OP)
Depends if you mind it being remote controlled by an indian man

>>107104537
Indians can operate drone-like worker robots because deep down thats what they are. No indian could authentically replicate a loving human because they've never experienced that

Who the fuck cares? I don't need a flesghlight, i need a simple, affordable house maid who can look however it wants as long as it keeps the floor and windows clean.
You guys wanna fuck girls? Pay them, they're cheaper than a maid.

>>107105077
robofucker cope

A robot cannot love you. Neither can a human being, but... that is because love is ontologically impossible for some beings.

>>107105242
The second biggest source of prison-convictions in my country is people getting busted for paying prostitutes

>>107103679 (OP)
Pic not related

>>107103754
Anon way too gay

>>107105601
How horrible.
Thankfully I live in a free country.

>>107104537
If the Indians are tiny like in that manga, I'd consider it a feature. I'm fucking their entire world. Imagine being on the cleanup crew...

>>107103679 (OP)
Closeted robophile thread.

>>107103754
Anon way too black.

>>107105739
I actually didn't mean to post with this image.

>>107103679 (OP)
Holee fug the eng team designing this shit have tits on the brain.

> hey, the tits aren’t big enough, Tim
> let me up the CAD FILES A FEW CLICKS

>>107104515
> ILL FUG YOU TO DEATH SAID THE ROBOWAIFU
you can’t win in this scenario

>>107105658
Underrated

>>107105774
>>107105658
Anon anon way too underrated

So lets say hypothetically someone was to buy a sex doll today...

which brands are the best if money isn't a problem?

>>107106120
Asking for a friend.

>>107106145
Nah nigga I'm asking for me I want to get a loli one

>>107103679 (OP)
>piloted by Indian man
>robot sex is having sex with Indian man

>>107106120
Buy some prepackaged sandwich meat, heat it up in the microwave a bit.

>>107106120
/jp/ has a general for onaholes and dolls, you might get a real answer there.

>>107106330
>its an "anon wasn't lying to me about this" episode
I thought I was content with a Tenga, time for a deep dive boys.

Bump for keeping bobba live

>>107103932
Only if you fuck her in the eye sockets

>>107105455
No but dat robot anal cavity can put out some love till it caves in from too much Angus action

>>107103679 (OP)
Today

>>107105601
>Arrest people for directly paying for consensual sex
>Indirectly pay to have them imprisoned where they will likely be raped
What does the justice system mean by this?

>>107103932
Not if you don't ever connect her to the internet?

>>107103679 (OP)
machines are incapable of love
/thread

>>107111614
Silly anon, it's not their love that's the issue.

its better to try to get a real gf.

>>107111829
>try to
And how long is that gonna take?

Fellas, is it guy to fuck a female robot tele-operated by a guy?

>>107103679 (OP)
you know she is remotely controlled by an indian, right?

>>107103679 (OP)
>Face
You should keep the two cute eyes the original had and maybe just add a wig. Robot faces always look horrible and future where they are indistinguishable from humans sounds dogshit.

>>107112002
You know that image isn't real, right?

>>107103679 (OP)
Never because robot wives and husbands would destroy society
https://youtu.be/JPQJBgWwg3o?si=63mktUh9lC-5HT7B

>>107112634
Are you implying it hasn't already been destroyed?

>>107111987
until wAIfus are released to the public at a reasonable price

>>107105797
But you did, and now you have a lot of explaining to do after skeeting yourself in 4k.

>>107112634
The Internet destroyed it and nobody gave a shit

>>107103679 (OP)
China's Xpeng just announced their female humanoid robot: https://x.com/CyberRobooo/status/1986001413143736504

>>107113939
Teleoperated?

>>107105658
topkek

>>107103679 (OP)
>forget to renew subscription
>robowife turns into an unfeeling hunk of metal

>>107113960
By a man

>>107103679 (OP)
how long until robUOHmaids are a thing?

>>107113939
The fycking BALLS to make a robo-woman taller than yourself holy fuck

>>107114240
>Forget to buy your girlfriend the 1000 dollars of gifts she requires each month
>Turns into an unfeeling hunk of flesh that will break up with you the next day

>>107115661
>robo-woman
Anon, I...

>>107115661
>robo-woman
Anon, I...

Imagine forcing Rajeesh on the other side of this thing to have robo sex with you

>>107113457
my computer was hacked

>>107115964
>boxedwine hands typed this

>>107103943
This is why geezers had a rule against going to bed while feuding with your wife

>>107113243
So not in my lifetime. Great..
>wAIfus will forever be home projects
>roasties will fight tooth and nail before it ever reaches average joe
>politicians will eat it up due to population decline

>>107115920
wait a second...