Thread 107116673

Technology to enlarge your micropenis?

I have a stupid tiny button between my legs. I know it's 'just life', but it still feels cruel and needless. I'm terrified of intimacy, I don't feel desirable at all, and surgery/growth pills scare me, I really don't want to go down that route.

>>107116673 (OP)
>I'm terrified of intimacy
Boy do I have good news for you.

Wear a strap-on and fuck bitches in the dark.

i have a big pp and it never helped me score

Can we have a pic?

>>107116673 (OP)
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>>107116673 (OP)

iirc penis enlargement surgery isn't scary at all, by that I mean they just cut a ligament, your dick gains 1-2 inches, and the only bad consequence is now you have a bent dick.

Are you obese? perhaps you have a normal dick but too much of it is buried in the fat pad of the pubic area. That can be solved with liposuction.

Just focus and making money and get a good plastic surgeon.

>>107116814
I heard Elon Musk has a mutilated, dysfunctional dick. And I don't mean from circumcision. Supposedly he got some shady penis enlargement surgery and it left him fucked up. I don't know if there's any truth to it, after all a lot of people hate Elon and would spread such malicious rumors about him, but it does seem like the sort of thing he'd do. It still left me terrified of surgeries though so I wouldn't suggest it to OP.

Maybe he should find a dominant woman who's into small penis humiliation and stuff like that. Or a very submissive woman who likes small dicks as a kind of humiliation on her part. Surely at least a few of those must exist!

It's pretty dangerous I tried to do it but all the blood gets collected near your weiner and travels up to your brain, almost got an aneurism from it. You got to be careful because your main vien in your throat travels alongside your penene

>>107116814
Elon’s has impotence from his botched penile implant

>>107117023
>>107117047

A penis implant is a completely different thing. Penis Elongation means they cut a ligament that ataches your dick to a bone, and your dick gains 1-2 inches in size but becomes bent.

Penis implant means he actually tried to make his dick bigger with synthetic implants, and that is a mess no one should try to do.

the internet is the absolute worst place to talk about penis size insecurities. every single space on the internet to discuss size insecurity is dead or slow because the only people who typically want to discuss size are people who are huge. if we went by what the average internet user claims to be then the average penis size is 8"x6". acceptance is ultimately the best solution when it comes to size worries, using the internet for this sort of shit will just make you a billion times more insecure and neurotic over size. it will completely warp your mindset for the worst unless you are objectively huge.

>>107117089
are you some kind of phd in dicks

>>107116673 (OP)
Consider ozempic and breast implants. Technology has solved this issue, but unless you're really into miniskirts and anal you probably won't like the solution.

>>107117089
Thanks for the explanation. It still doesn't inspire much confidence to tell you the truth. Plus, OP gaining 1-2 inches on a micropenis might not help that much.

>>107117243
I'm surprised it took this long for someone to suggest trooning out kek

>>107116673 (OP)
Try being gay or something many would consider it cute maybe even some women would find it cute but there's danger in people that would just fetishize you

>>107117278
There are worse fates.

>>107117278
gay dudes are just as obsessed with huge dicks. gay men, bi men, women, all want huge dicks. no exceptions.

>>107116673 (OP)
you accept it and get good giving head

Poor Napoleon. Nearly two centuries after his death, it has been confirmed that the French military and political leader had a “very small” penis, measured at a modest one-and-a-half inches.Don't go to Waterloo!!!

>>107116673 (OP)
>Technology to enlarge your micropenis?
While you might get fruitful answers on /x/, it's possible I've been noticing those threads getting deleted.
>surgery/growth pills scare me
If by pills you mean meds, then yes. Surgery and drugs are usually never the answer.
>I really don't want to go down that route
While there are probably a myriad of ways to enlarge one's cock, chances are certain foods and/or supplements are the safest route.

>>107116673 (OP)
>>107117960
I forgot to mention, if you wanna try L-arginine and wanna play it safe, try to find a brand that's pure. Meaning, no additives, binders, excipients, fillers, etc. Also, if you have thyroid issues, you may wanna avoid veggie capsules (hydroxypropylmethylcellulose - HPMC, hypromellose, methylcelluose, or perhaps even plain cellulose). Since veggie capsules interfere with proper thyroid function. If you try veggie capsules and notice itching in your thyroid region, stop taking them. You can either empty the capsules and take the powder, or give them away to someone who won't have issues taking them. The alternative to veggie capsules would be gelatin, tapioca, or pullulan. The only thing with pullulan is, supposedly, it's synthesized via black mold fermentation. The hardcore health enthusiasts probably avoid it.

That's the things, there is none. A man's life is brutal.

>>107116673 (OP)
If you have a micropenis there is not much to be done, since you can basically can gain one or two inches at best but you have to be constant, you gotta commit to it and in about a year you will see results, you can try pumping, stretching, extenders, weights, etc; Also your erectile quality is crucial, try masturbating less, eat better, exercise, basically the more blood flow your johnson gets, the better, you can gain some size instantly by just having a proper erection, you can maximize your penis as you can do to your muscles but there is always a genetic limit, good luck

>>107116673 (OP)
Take the buttslutpill. I was blessed with a thick 7in donger and yet I don't feel bad about not getting to use it, the anal orgasms are unreal.

>>107116673 (OP)
Crossdressing and taking it in the ass is your only option left

>>107116673 (OP)
the red and blue pill both at once. The other helps with circulation and cardio (stamina likewise in bed) the other one is just gets your boner hard and a lot of pornstars abused these drugs on top of steroids etc so it works.

>>107118978
>>107119017
I tried it and it doesn't feel good. Also it's gross even if you'r ass is clean

>>107119492
>I tried it
Faggot

>>107119504
Yeah I am and I'm going to kms soon. Verification пot required.

>>107116673 (OP)
I have good news for you. There's no reason to feel that way. I have a slightly larger than average penis, I was never afraid of intimacy, and still women have never been interested in me.

>>107116673 (OP)
My last GF said she kinda wished my dick was smaller.
I'm only 18cm
So OP there hope I guess.
Not all women want the BIG DoNG

>>107116673 (OP)
Just go on r/gettingbigger, or Thunder’s Place.

>>107116673 (OP)
tiny hat and chainsaw
>>107117047
he should have got chainsaw to compliment his tiny hat

Magnifying glass

>>107116673 (OP)
Is all the fault of feminism.
You didn't have a father exuding testosterone to boost penis growth when you were a kid.
You didn't do cardio playing manly games when you were a kid.
You didn't eat lots of meat, eggs and dairy when you were a kid.
You didn't sexually assault girls when you were a kid.
That is why you are a bottom bitch faggot with a micro penis.

>>107116673 (OP)
Unironically robowaifus
The technology will only get better.

>>107116673 (OP)
>Technology to enlarge your micropenis?
smaller cgirlfriend

You tried painting?