Thread 107119140

>Hey anon, fix my phone
What do?

>>107119140 (OP)
Fix her phone, but only if she asks nicely and makes me a sandwich while I work.

>>107119152
Holy shit, does your sister actually do that instead of threaten you with bodily harm?

>>107119140 (OP)
ai slop

sage and reported

>>107119200
Is your sister okay anon?

>>107119200
I don't have a sister.
Can you lend me yours?

>>107119152
based

>>107119219
Life isn't anime. Your siblings are usually a source of competition in life not pals.

>>107119231
No.

>>107119200
>"Hey anon, my computer (random quirk), fix it pls"
>You know, this is very simple, a Google search would've been faster than waiting for me half a day
>"I don't wanna bother, you like computers don't you? Just help me out"
Why are sisters so bratty?

>>107119140 (OP)
Only if she says please.

>>107119247
Why not? It's clear you don't wanna fix her phone, so might as well let me do it (in exchange for a sandwich and a "thank you").

>>107119264
>>107119152
just ask her to let you fix her womb while you're at it

>>107119264
Bratty sisters just need correction, that's all.
>"Fine, but you owe me a favor if I do this for you."
Easy as. You know what to do after that.

>>107119242
ai slop

Grab her by the pussy.

>>107119247
>Your siblings are usually a source of competition in life not pals.
Said no one ever.

>>107119140 (OP)
Only if you sit on my face while I do it

>>107119140 (OP)
Please stop posting lust provoking images. Think of the billions.

>>107119140 (OP)
I don't use smartphones and wouldn't be of much help, also who the fuck are you?

>>107119140 (OP)
>What do?
Cum

>>107119140 (OP)
i fix phone

>>107119140 (OP)
>Never had a best friend sister who overtly lusted for me even after I turned her down for being gross over and over
Feels bad.

>>107119140 (OP)
I do nothing.

>Sister finds the secret stash
What do?

>>107119140 (OP)
if its hardware related then I can't sorry, have no special tools for it nor I am experienced with phone repair.

>>107119140 (OP)
o-okay...I'll try.

>>107121230
Is she hot

>>107121230
>not saving all your porn on a secret unmounted and encrypted partition

>>107121435
>not having a relatively benign normie-tier porn folder that's only weakly hidden

>>107121435
i just save it into pictures, but have aggressive locking

yeah I fixed my little sister's phone once and she broke it a few weeks later anyway

>>107122131
she needs brutal bed breaking correction anon

>>107119140 (OP)
It's so sad that she loses.

>>107119264
this shouldnt make me hard

>>107119140 (OP)
What's in it for me?

>>107119152
this
>>107119140 (OP)
to have that pov id have to be lying on my back
and im a big boi who has heavy fists so people usually talk nicely to me

>>107119140 (OP)
Feet. That’ll be the price.

>okay
*unzips dick*

>>107121230
She’s dissapointed its only one normie fetish
> her ‘projects’ folder is 148Gb

>sister asks me to get her sims 4 (pirate it)
>go through her laptop
>0 videos of her flicking her bean or even nudes
fucking bitch wasting my time

>>107124499
Do you leave lots of videos of you flicking your bean and nudes for her to find?

>>107121230
>ドラえもん
it's over

>>107119140 (OP)
Fine. But I expect the usual payment with an additional futa cock vore ntr doujin this time, and I will CONSIDER not using an AM aftermarket.

>>107124957
no, that'd be weird

>>107125079
me on the bottom

>>107119140 (OP)

"I am hungry, go make me a sandwich and I'll do it". Works every time. My sister treats me with respect because there's a big age, IQ and size difference between the two of us. She isn't even offended by the casual sexist jokes.

>>107119247
>Your siblings are usually a source of competition in life not pals.
anon wtf is wrong with your family

>>107125363
you just haven't realized it yet. fight for your fair share of everything.

>>107125079
dude's torso is super short

>>107125892
The hint to why is on their fingers

>>107125991
nah I almost thought I was in /adt/

>>107119140 (OP)
Sniff her crotch.

>>107119264
women do be like that if not raped properly, after that they become docile and quite well adjusted, so rape your bratty sister before someone does!

>>107125856
we realize that your family is fucked up

>>107124499
Why would they be on her laptop, briainlet? If she has some then it's on her phone.

>okay hand it over
then do this >>107124499
t. no siblings

>>107124499
she obviously needed help making those videos.

>>107121230
I found the pornographic material that my father, sister, and brother keep. They found mine too. It's no big deal. The reaction was, as I recall, mostly indifference. Has this happened to anyone else?

>>107128037
One time my sister suddenly entered my room and I only had time to turn the display off. Was experimenting with porn mods in new vegas. Shit was awkward as hell because we both knew I was watching porn while we held a normal conversation.

Back then she was relatively normal too.

>>107128091
>Back then
What's that supposed to mean?

>>107128108
I meant like back in the past. Yeah I'm an ESL but nigger's be acting like I used hieroglyphs.

>>107128037
Not a sister but a really good college friend that basically I hung out with a lot she had a boyfriend but also a lot of guy friends she was way too close to, I received a blowie and played dress up with her a few times overall. She didn't find porn but the aftermath, my room, where there were sex toys, the stench of coom and the trashcan full of tissues which was especially glaring to her she basically thought it was extremely funny. We watched porn together once also later.

>>107128165
so... a whore?

>>107128276
I guess she felt like a sibling in the sense that I couldn't date her for that reason, despite occupying the same spaces frequently. Also kinda touchy she liked hitting me.

>>107128505
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762478892011642.mp4
with audio

>>107128505
>>107128532
I don't get it.

>>107119140 (OP)
who the fuck are you?

>>107129248
that's your imouto in this scenario

>>107129350
what's an imouto?

>>107119140 (OP)
Call me oniichan first.

>>107129485
https://jisho.org/word/%E5%A6%B9

>>107129503
Why didn't you just say little sister? Why larp as a japanese?

>>107129733
「little sister」より妹の方がかわい

>>107129761
>かわい
Yikes.

>>107129768
恥ずかしいね
誤字を詫びる

>>107129807
どうして誤字にお詫び申し立てました?誤字は人間じゃない。

>>107129841
俺はばか

>>107128037
I found my dad cd with a literal XXX label on it when I was a kid. I got sick after watching it because it was all hags.

>>107119140 (OP)
>Why'd u steal my shorts brah?

>>107119140 (OP)
Okay, but make me some coffee

>>107121230
women can't judge, 99% of them just read smut 24/7.

>>107119140 (OP)
kiss her feet

>>107119140 (OP)
kys

>>107131499
not very nice

>>107131499
>>107131773
[spoiler]Kiss Your Sister[/spoiler]?

>>107131499
>>107131773
Kiss your sister?
forgot I was on /g/

>>107119247
>Life isn't anime. Your siblings are usually a source of competition in life not pals.
wasn't the case for me, i have one sister and i never thought of her as "competition"

>>107128150
>I meant like back in the past. Yeah I'm an ESL but nigger's be acting like I used hieroglyphs.

Not that Anon, but you misunderstood the question. How is your sister NOW, considering she isn't normal anymore (and why)?

>>107119140 (OP)

sure thing lovely here is your sim and micro-sd let me just bag this item and sink it into lake deepest spot

>>107128150
not him but saying "back then [she was normal]" suggest that she is not longer normal. he's asking in what way is she not normal now

>>107127709
because that's how i got it once
it was a different time... fuck smartphones...

>>107128150
>Yeah I'm an ESL but nigger's be acting like I used hieroglyphs.
KEK literally no one thought you were ESL until you pointed it out

>>107119140 (OP)
>What do?

>>107119140 (OP)
Post more imouto.

>>107119200
>>107119247
If your close relatives have ever harmed you, you live/have lived in a shitty household and have some kind of personal trauma.
If you have children, please don't ever harm them.
>t. retard who was beat by both parents when i was young

God I wish I had a sister.

>>107136622
I dunno man, whatever happened to the whole "the beatings will continue until morale improves"? Like obviously you shouldn't beat your kids/wife for fun/letting off steam, you need a very good reason so they can reflect back with more understanding than vengeance.

It's like that problem with germaphobes who wash their hands before/after eating 3 times a day or shower 3 times a day nuking all beneficial bacteria and stunting their immune system.

>>107136245

>3DPD
>Clanker art

eat shit

>>107119140 (OP)
That will cost 1 (one) rape

>>107136829
>whatever happened to the whole "the beatings will continue until morale improves"
Just a shitty excuse from abusive people who lashes out their personal traumas onto others, it's a vicious cycle.
Be responsible and stop the cycle, it's hard for me because of past traumas but I try my best to be a better person, I also advise others to nudge them in the right direction.
Just don't hit people, it's that simple.

>>107136919
no i took that picture myself
i asked my sister to recreate the op pic

>>107128150
>Yeah I'm an ESL but nigger's be acting like I used hieroglyphs.
kek

>>107128150
ESLs shouldn't post on an English speaking website.

>>107137409
>english 1st lang
>can't understand others slight mistake when it's their own language
你活不下去了,去死吧。

>>107128583
it's just a pajeet
ignore

>>107136245
looks too old

>>107119140 (OP)
>Buy a new one, and don't update it

>>107121230
>gf finds the ntr folder
>she smiles like this
What do?

>>107137409
you need a digital id to post that

>>107139230
NTR queers should hang from street lights.

>>107139388
I don't see anything wrong with this.

>>107139448
>I don't see anything wrong with this.

>>107139230
s-sorry, babe, my first gf was married so i like to identify as the bwc bull

>>107136245
why does AI render Yuki, a slender 10/10 Japanese girl with a perfect body, as a skinnyfat pig with a 3/10 face and probably twice her age?

did you tell the model to make her as ugly as possible?

>>107129733
this site would be better if everyone did that, you know

>>107129733
if I say imouto it's clear in everyone's mind that sex

>>107119140 (OP)
I... MUST... TASTE...

>>107140213
>Yuki
What is this character from

>>107141407
she's more athletic than that, dumbass.

>>107130245
There you go

>>107119140 (OP)
Why is this pic so hot bros?
It's much more sexy than a full blown gangbang / hardcore sex

>>107119140 (OP)
Well I'll certainly try.
Can I see your phone?
>Mmm... no
Well how can I even begin to fix it if you won't give it to me?
>Fine *ugh* you're so annoying. *slaps it into my hand*
Alrigh- ...
This is a Counting Friends toy phone produced by Fisher Price in the early 2000s.
>Just fix it chud.
I'll do my best I guess.
>What a pushover, I bet this is why you're a virgin.
:(

>>107128037
>sister
what was she into anon?

>>107141574
I don't drink coffee but this image is the hottest image ever posted on here.

>>107119388
Will that repair her phone.

>>107129494
I only answer to aniki.

>>107119140 (OP)
I want to squeeze those juicy thighs.

>>107119140 (OP)
Only if she sits on my face

>>107128037
I find that people just react as they are "expected" to whatever is presented in front of them.
If I've dropped stuff on the floor and try to collect it again then a witness to this stepping in will, without fail, immediately say "Did you drop something?" then basically step away without offering assistance.
If someone tries to sneak past a group to get dressed or whatever then if anyone in the group sees them then that person will always loudly proclaim something about the one sneaking past and draw all attention that way. Something like "FORGOT YOUR PANTS TODAY ANON??".

If I see someone drop shit I won't necessarily help but I won't stand there are go "hehe DROPPED something did we?? Be more CAREFUL anon hah". I also won't try and embarrass someone for trying to not have a wardrobe malfunction. These things don't NEED to be spoken aloud about. If actually curious (they're not) these things can be settled 1 on 1 after the fact.

>>107144218
Those are just assholes anon. A normal person would just help you pick up shit after saying "Did you drop something?" to break the ice.

>>107119247
>Your siblings are usually a source of competition in life not pals.
Siblingless or brown?

>>107125363
american's don't know what familly means

Thoughts on having your sister as your phone/desktop wallpaper?

>>107119264
>Why are sisters so bratty?
they need correction

>>107144745
>browns
what the fuck do you mean browns lil timmy?
every single redditor(which is most of your race consist of) literally whine about their family constantly, especially unfair sibling treatment.

>>107144829
Sorry champ we don't have "Timmy" (nor ebonics for that matter) in Australia. Please rewrite your post without sounding like a dickhead.

>>107144851
>ebonics
it's a jeet

>>107139322
you hate NTR because it makes you feel something weird and you're afraid of what that might mean.

come out of the closet, cuck.

>>107140213
AI doesn't handle perspective well

>>107144805
Raises questions.

>>107119140 (OP)
why are you wearing a diaper?

>>107146386
Not really it answers them, you just might not like the answer.

sex with blood related sister

>>107147102
BASED

>>107139230
Daily reminder women make the best NTR stories.

>>107145093
YOUR THE KEK

>>107147102
Only sex?

>>107147548
Dearest Anon, I believe that would be "You're the kek"

>>107147670
impregnate blood related sister

>>107147784
Now that is based.

>>107147784
I can get being this

>>107119140 (OP)
>PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
if you know what I mean

Techloligee?

technology for making an imouto?

>>107148043
we dont have the tech for that just yet

>younger sisters
Use case?

>>107148043
That's actually pretty easy, just roofie your mom and cum inside her while she's passed out. I mean even the biggest loser hikkineet has easy access to his mom food

>>107148465
what if it's a boy? i don't want an annoying brother

>>107148043
>posts discount Kirino
I almost chuckled

>>107148574
put them on estrogen

>>107148574
abort and try again

>>107147548
let it all out

Technology to convince your lactating sister to let you try some of her milk?

>>107148043
your parents

>>107149636
if you've already put a baby in her, just pull the shirt up and have at it

>>107119328
>deweaponizing goyslop

>>107126246
I already did it. Sex.

>>107148449
Loyal wife

>>107119247
>Anons never grew up with a turbo bitch scheming cunt of a sister
Lucky you

>>107148043
a mom

>>107148465
I should've thought about this 10-15 years ago, damn it...

>>107121230
>saving porn
Sorry Im not a coombrain knuckle dragger.

>>107128037
>I found the pornographic material that my father, sister, and brother keep.
>They found mine too. It's no big deal.
>Has this happened to anyone else?
The family that cooms together, stays together. Holy fuck what a fucked up family.

>>107139230
>what do
about to be cucked

>>107150384
Actually cooming together in the same room would be the truly fucked up.
Is it really strange to have at least 2 coomers who happen to live in the same building?

>>107137681
Obvious fake chinese lmao you are a jeet

>>107145093
>If you hate gay porn you must be gay
>If you hate scate you must like shit
Kys cuck

>>107145093
it makes me feel disgust
i don't care if you're a cuck, but don't pretend like everyone is secretly also a cuck

Not having an imouto is pure suffering

>>107149636
Have any anons here tried breast milk? What does it taste like?
I am working on impregnating my wife but I have to wait until then to try it.