Thread 107126094

>the year is 2030
>sideloading is banned by all phone companies
>ad blocker is illegal and punishable by 3 years imprisonment
>99% of entertainment is AIslop and vlogs

>>107126094 (OP)
One of these things will not happen.
The other two will, but only to an extent.
Screencap this.

Just don't.

>>107126136
YouTube can just ban ips that block ads, there’s no reason to make a law for it.

>>107126094 (OP)
Guess I'll just break out my old DVD collection!

>I refuse to be a slave and will fight the system
>also, let me just handcuff myself to the tools of my oppressor because I can't live without my pocket tiktok square
Just change the channel guys. Like close yo eyes nigga

>>107126094 (OP)
If all web browsing is done via AI, then there are no human eyeballs on ads, doesn't this collapse the ad market, and therefore the internet's entire economy?

>>107126094 (OP)
>>sideloading is banned by all phone companies
you will always be able to bypass this with developer options
>>ad blocker is illegal and punishable by 3 years imprisonment
ohhhh nooooo it's illegal, guess that means it won't happen (lol)
>>99% of entertainment is AIslop and vlogs
creatives are easily the most opposed to sloppa, where have you been? there's still plenty of non-slopped media and will continue to be
plus there's a huge existing library of media before AI was even a thing

>>107126094 (OP)
>doesn't realize that Apple was recently forced to open up to sideloading and was kicking and screaming the whole way

>>107126094 (OP)
>ad blocker is illegal and punishable by 3 years imprisonment
lol no, not prison. just a fat fine. the rich ppl need you to stay employed and paying taxes and consuuuuming products.
>>107127368
they won't ban it they'll "ban" it. for example by mandating that your internet ID verification app won't work if it detects any sideloading at all. this is already a thing for a lot of banking apps.

>>107127328
>you will always be able to bypass this with developer options
Just look at car mechanics.
>the car diagnostic tool will be $100k + yearly tip for firmware updates
It'll be a double whammy of developers needing a bigCorp job in order to work.

>>107127400
>rich ppl need you to stay employed
App side loaders don't have jobs.

>>107127460
Spotted the itoddler.

>>107127400
sir attestation already broke
in india bank fraud of usa very common
very easy indeed
you are a fool
internet id = boogeyman to distract
real issue? rich ppl, always try shitting on dalit
so we shit on their road instead
bigly facts

>>107127482
For real, side loading is more niche than slackware. If there was a free money app advertised during super bowl, five dudes from /g/ would be the only one's that got paid.

>>107127442
this analogy doesn't even work since the average $50 chink OBD2 reader is enough for home mechanics, the 100k shit is only for garages already in snap-on's ecosystem

>>107127442
There's a lot of aftermarket software that emulates dealer stuff, it's pretty impressive. You just need a USB to OBD cable and that's about it.

>>107126094 (OP)
people will just abandon phones at that point, their making the internet and pcs so shit im already planning my exit and brapping fat breedcows on a farm by 2030

>>107127460
>App side loaders don't have jobs
the side loaders of today maybe not. but you're not thinking evil enough. in the future when they ban encrypted chat apps and vpns, normies might want to sideload apps to circumvent that. but alas, that loop hole was already covered and you will be forced to choose between mandatory apps and free apps.

>>107126094 (OP)
>>107126094 (OP)
>>the year is 2030
>>sideloading is banned by all phone companies
kek best of luck anons, we're going to need it.

>>ad blocker is illegal and punishable by 3 years imprisonment
totally believable

>>99% of entertainment is AIslop and vlogs
also believable

>>107127569
a thriving market for aftermarket phone and OS development.

and of course lets not forget the evil monkeys piloting an asteroid in a braking orbit around our sun just now in order to return in O.P.s 2030

>>107127558
>planning my exit and brapping fat breedcows on a farm by 2030
Sounds based, care to explain to a curious anon?

The year is 2035. Open source software has been declared illegal and punishable by death. You must watch 15 minutes of uninterrupted ads for even hour of media consumed, and you cannot turn away from the screen or else the eye-tracking system will force you to start from the beginning. Social media, including 4chan, is now controlled by the government, and every post you make must be reviewed by a federal agent before going through. Failure to spend a certain amount on sponsored products every week will result in exorbitant fines, and you can only purchase temporary licenses for any and all things you use that can be revoked at any time and for any reason, up to and including your clothes.

>>107129089
>if Orwell and Huxley decided to write a book together

>>107126094 (OP)
you forgot
>digital id only allows you to buy onions milk to protect the planet
>masons are doing child sacrifice to moloch without even hiding anymore

>>107126094 (OP)
you forgot
>vpns are all banned/blocked by cloudflare
>government id verification required to pass cloudflare turnstile

>>107126094 (OP)
I already
>pirate stuff
>do drugs
>avoid taxes
>steal wifi (when I need/can)
>buy goods from shady merchants (like shoes I know where stolen from a store)
>pay for hookers
And I could go on. If blocking ads gets into my list of illegal shit I do then so be it.

>>107127328
>you will always be able to bypass this with developer options
Guess why can't you load your own code on most consoles?