Thread 107132662

ITT: We pretend we are posting on Hacker News

>>107132662 (OP)
I have thought seriously about buying a shoehorn.

Trannies? Trannies! Trannies trannies

Hi. Faget here. Any other VC capital ITT our startup can suck cock long time. We do anal for VC capital also.

>>107132662 (OP)
The company I worked for asks us to start working from the offices,
we are a small team of 12 people, cramped in a small building.
I am THE ONLY ONE who still masks up (double N95),
it is 2025 and Covid19™ is still rampant infecting and killing people....

I've raised my concerned to HR to enforce masking in the office, but they say they just can't do it, and if I want I should just ask the people in a personal level to do it involuntarily. I've asked a few people that they scoffed and laughed, they looked at me as if I was crazy.

One guy asked me how many vaccines have I gotten?
I told him 7, and he laughed?? why??

I am literally riddled with anxiety every time I go to work,
should I just quit,
What to do?

>>107132662 (OP)
What's a good non-retarded tech news combinator? I'm tired of HN

>>107132662 (OP)
>>107132676
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>>107133108
Please don't do this here

>>107132662 (OP)
Sorry to go "out-of-character", but I realized I honestly don't know how those HN sounds like because I only ever see that site when you /g/uys link some shit, and I mostly skim anyway. Kek.

>>107133108
X.com, unironically. Just follow the developers directly and the companies, and you get the latest info, down to the minute without any filter

Actually Meta is pretty great

>>107133132
Suck my dick faggot

I just went to take a look at the site and found out openmw now wants to run other bethesda games as well, wtf. that's insane.
Anyways, How I Said Yes To Venture Capital With My Boss Pointing A Weapon To My Cranium And Why You Should Say Yes Too [link to my blog]

Startup CEO here. Thanks for sharing my post. Just wow. These innovations are really changing the landscape. The future of this tech is very exciting. In 2 months time I'm confident our team will be shippng 5 fully cloned baby indian prompt devs a week. DM me if you want in on the Alpha.

>>107133108
That tech magazine you can get at the library.

>>107132662 (OP)
Hey guys I just wanted to share my startup success story. My product just happens to be for startups like yours. It's called saleslyify. You can make $1k plus MRR fast if you use saleslyify. It's a crypto AI personal assistant that makes your life easier. iPhone only at the moment but hoping to branch out to android and web in the future.

>>107133055
kys instead

>>107133443
Kek

>>107133139
Think of the sounds of posers talking word salad while gag on the cock of a venture capitalist

>>107132662 (OP)
Just pretend that you don't know I'm a genius.

I just got replaced from my Google job by Sundar Pichai's third cousin. Anyhow here's how I run classic Mario on my toaster.

Using xpath is not only an unacceptable security risk, that a browser can freely remove old features gives hope to all who are resisting the current administration taking us into darkness.

>>107133443
I tried it out and I have to say, some of you may hate me for this, but I'm saying it anyway, it's actually quite useful! I can see myself using this daily. It performs much better than my mother. However the last "y" in your logo is misaligned vertically by one pixel making it unusable trash. A good first effort by a junior vibeveloper but please consider refining your product before sowing it off here.

>>107133443
Do you have an agentic integration for this?
Waiting for simonw's take will prepping the bull

RFC 2550 Section 3.1 has years from 0000 to 9999 as four digit but zero padded (so the fall of Rome was 0476). It then gets appropriately weird as it was published April 1, 1999. Nobody seems to care about the y100k problem this introduces.
001852 is safe for a million years!
Only losers don't pad dates out to 10 digits to account for when Donald Trump passes off his earthly coil.

>>107132662 (OP)
Everyone should write a repl loop, not an interpreter that's too hard
It's mind altering experience

>>107132662 (OP)
There is NO good reason why ANY new software should be written in ANY language that isn't Rust. It ought be CRIMINAL to write new software in C in 2025. There is NO GOOD REASON why anyone would ever be against learning Rust and IF it's too difficult for YOU then GET OUT OF SOFTWARE ENGINEERING. YOU AREN'T WELCOME HERE. C IS A DISEASE ON THE WORLD AND NEEDS TO BE PURGED. ALL SOFTWARE NEEDS TO BE REWRITTEN IN RUST.

Show HN: How I disrupted the visa application space by making an agentic AI app in Go to fastforward H-1B applications.

>How we learned to stop worrying and love [insert old proven technology].
>Hi HN, Serial entrepreneur and CEO ninja of BlorkrRSuXR here, our new startup just got round one VC funding for our game changing idea that gives users an intuitive, safe, stress free interface when doing [insert shit they already can do here]. We are using [old proven technology that basically does what we are advertising] as the base and integrated a robust user experience [i.e. slapped on a bloated electron layer and added pointless IoT required connectivity]. We are excited and want to engage the community on our epic journey of hitting our KPIs and milestones along the way. We would love for you to check out our site blorkrrsuxr.in and let us know what you think! Technology RoX! *squeal*.

AI slop only makes you stupid if you're already stupid. I use my subscription every day and it's worth every cent because it gives me answers to my questions and frees up my mental capacity to think of even more questions to ask it. I'm more productive now than ever before it's literally like a superpower you just have to know how to engage with the tools and not give in to intellectual laziness (admittedly easier said than done) the future is here.

>>107133108
lobste.rs is decent, unfortunately though most of the time it comes off as a more technical HN. However, more offbeat opinions and non herd ideas will occasionally crop up there which can help one learn about new things. One example would be this post
>https://lobste.rs/s/67mofs/uuid_primary_key_elixir_phoenix_with
Basically learned from the discussion thread DBs optimized b-trees using "prefix encoding" and "suffix truncation" and using UUIDs as primary keys invalidates such optimizations (though it may or may not matter for particular use cases but it is still good to know about).

First off, massive shoutout to the visionary overlords at Andreessen Horowitz (a16z) – without their godlike foresight and infinite wisdom, none of this would be possible. Ben Horowitz's tweets alone are like digital scripture, guiding us mere mortals through the chaotic startup wilderness. And Marc? The man who basically invented the future. If it weren't for VCs like them, we'd all still be coding in COBOL on floppy disks.

So, picture this: Last Tuesday, I woke up at 3 AM with a eureka moment (inspired by Paul Graham's latest essay, obvs). I decided to solve world hunger, climate change, and existential dread all at once by building GroqifyAI, a decentralized, blockchain-infused, serverless neural network that predicts your next coffee order while optimizing your carbon footprint and mining Dogecoin in the background. Built entirely in Rust with a dash of WebAssembly for that extra zing, all deployed on Kubernetes via a single kubectl command. No sleep, no team – just me, my laptop, and the unyielding belief that disruption is destiny.

Traction? Oh, you bet. Day 1: 1M users (mostly bots I invited from Reddit, but who's counting?). By EOD, we'd hit unicorn status because, duh, any app with "AI" in the name scales to infinity. Revenue? Freemium model with a $99/mo pro tier for "quantum insights" – already at $10k MRR, but let's be real, that's chump change compared to the eye-watering multiples VCs will slap on this bad boy.

Now, the real magic: I've got term sheets floating in from Sequoia, Benchmark, and Kleiner Perkins (the OGs who turned ideas into empires), but I'm holding out for a16z because they're not just investors – they're mentors, shamans, the very pulse of innovation. Imagine: Their war chest fueling my pivot to Mars colonization by Q4.

If you're a founder, hit me up – let's co-found the next wave. If you're a VC (esp. from the Bay Area pantheon), DM for the deck. Angels? Cute, but step aside for the big leagues.

The blockchain spells the end of relational databases it's time to learn blockchain technologies or be left behind in two years

>>107135544
written by AI but I smirked

>>107132662 (OP)
>"wow i love ai i literally cannot get these ai generated cocks into my mouth fast enough wharglbargl"

The premise of this blogpost is untrue. I have 3 PhDeez nuts in ass licking and the author's justifications for starting with the balls are logically fallacious. In one study [1], ass licking before ball licking resulted in a 21% decrease in how long it takes to buss, and a 17% increase in load quantity (n=420,690)

[1] Comparisons of ass licking and ball licking order on buss quantity, speed, and refractory period (Dr. Zhen et al., 2006)

>>107135782
You're supposed to start from 0, retard

Neat! Jakob Auerbach recently wrote about this on his blog. I remember first hearing about about the issue from Michael.

>>107136152
> Michael
Holy crap. Dude's stellar.

some post about seed oils

>>107134950
lobste.rs is good for reading, if you accept you'll never be able to participate.

>>107137532

Show HN: Indian Hindu poop eating festival
-- Is this only allowed here because of Indian Hindu infestation of our tech sector?
---- [flagged]
---- As a white who work in Microsoft, Indian Hindus are the hardest working, friendlist, most low crime people I ever met. It's actually Pakistanis who do all the things Indians get blamed for.
-------- [removed]

-- [removed]
------ What do you mean disgusting? Let's take this to a mathematical plane. Everything is just atoms and vibrations. By eating this cow product, Hinduism dissolves the interpreted reality of the human brain and substitutes a different interpretation where the vibrations of atomic molecules creating "disgusting" dung can become a holy product through electrical signals in the brain. I'm a European man myself, but I always admired Hinduism for being so far ahead of us in terms of philosophy. My amazing coworkers from India taught me a lot, but if anyone has any resources to learn more, I'm game.

>>107137705
[downvoted comment about indian IT firms being incompetent]
[response accusing poster of genocidal ambitions]

>>107137851

I want to laugh but we have exactly the same problem here on /g/ and the rest of 4chan
>Indian rapejeets making irrelevant lustful posts about le tech white women always allowed on /g/
>write on topic, nuanced thread about how the inherent barbarism of Hinduism destroys civilization and how that is responsible for destroying the tech sector
>or how our entire internet is being censored by Indians to keep any negative news about India/Hindus from being discussed so all 2 billion of them can migrate, and we need a solution
>post removed within seconds

Anons need to learn to fill out the moderator feedback form and report ALL Indian jannie censorship

https://www.4chan.org/feedback

>>107137532
Don't forget about the tranny moderator who sperged out and got FriendlySock perma-banned.

Mental illness. Not Even Once.

>>107133055
Too short for an HN post. Add a few more paragraphs and try again. Don't forget to use more adjectives and talk about yourself a bit more.

>Lena Whofuckingcaresberg just died. She was a pioneer in notimportantism. Can we get a black banner dang?

and then they get pissy if you don't know who some random fucking faggot involved in the online backgammon community or whatever is

>>107134950
>lobste.rs
the site made by leftists who think reddit and HN are too far right?
kys

>>107139728
i've only seen lobsters' no-politics policy broken once

Joshua Moon

>>107139778
Why do they love that faggot so much? His blogposts are the most mundane and terrible shit imaginable

>>107132662 (OP)
Show HN: I just made tool like other #1000 of an AI wrapper, subscribe for $10!
Tell HN: mr nobody just died!!
Let me tell you why xyz sucks! 2months later xyz is the ONLY tool you want!
faggotorry: agentic LLM which is a wrapper of langchain
pjaeet: why I left meta, goodbuy saars!
Show HN: I built this tool solely to grift money buy I'm lying that I learned from it
comment: I [1[ love [2] to use [3] kagi [4]
throwaway: niggers!

>>107132662 (OP)

You've been brushing your teeth wrong your entire life
>link is some Indian Hindu scammer rapejeet's medium blog, that begs you to subscribe to a wifi enabled toothbrush
On paper the schematic shows an ESP32 inside a toothbrush which lets you track your brushing habits. In reality you will have to sign up to their SAAS cloud toothbrush service, and they will steal your ID and credit card details and shut everything down a month later

Someone go submit this thread over there as a SHOW HN. Quickly while it's still up. Let's see if they are actually self aware enough to know how retarded they sound.

>HURR DURR TYPST
>HURR DURR CURSOR
>HURR DURR KAGI DAE LE PAY FOR SEARCH ENGINE HURRRRR
>HURR DURR LOOK AT THIS NEW BEST WEB FRAMEWORK USE IT NOW
I really, really hope not many people fall for the horrible and consistent shilling in this smug fucking website. It's like I'm taking crazy pills every time I open it and all the sane replies are always buried.

>Attention, Carl: You Will Never Be A Woman.

>>107139769
Congrats on being on lobsters for like a week? Congrats on failing to notice the "Socratic dialog with the author's fursona" blogs? Congrats on not making that connection between the whining about AI with lefties on Twitter doing same? Let's take a look at the front page, where we won't find even a faint whiff of the political:
>Today
>A note on Fil-C
(Fil-C is made a by a Jo Blow-type chud to kill Rust. '100 replies, 100 doots' is lobsterese for Everything Being Fine.)
>Mastodon 4.5
(Mastodon is for commies that hate Elon Twitter.)
>Nov 4th
>a11y.css
(We oblige White men to feed undeserving masses)
>Nov 1st
>Just use a button
(More a11y)
>AI scrapers request commented scripts
(Leftists seathing over AI.)

... Not to mention all the posts about Rust. If you think merely using Rust isn't a political gangsign, uh lol go on /g/ and talk about using it.
>It's unironically a great programming language and making it politically neutral would be a good thing

>>107134950
>UUIDs vs prefix encoding
The db could be compressing keys. No doubt a great deal of string keys have their bulk matching [a-z_-]+, {uuid}, [0-9]+, {dates}.

>>107140668
meds

We chose [new trending programming language] to write [Already existing proven technology]

>>107133055
this isn't HN. HN would downvote this. this is Reddit.