Thread 107137200

/utwg/ neets didnt like me, an employed person, posting in their thread so im baking i guess

previous >>107122012

I had a better one but the stupid timer

>>107137209
>I had a better one but the stupid timer
i got 4pass and the farmers almenac is the most superior calendar and idk if its ever been used for an OP so did you really have "a better one"?

I have stocked up with supplies and now i am chewing threw it all. I expect supply shocks from WW3 RIP.

>starting to feel sick
>weekend will be miserable
>will be oncall next weekend
>that one will be miserable too
idk why i do this anymore

Should I tell my boss that my psychiatrist wants m me to go to a psychiatric hospital? I've already been to a psych ward twice and it sucks and didn't help

>>107137978
Why would you go again?

>>107137978
Just go, don't tell them you're going, don't tell them you're there, let them think you disappeared and fire you. Then, when you get out, you can sue them for medical discrimination or something, idk, maybe

>>107137978
nice fresh fit pussy could save you, but they dont' want you cured.

If I got a job why can't you? You certainly made fun of me enough for failing before.

how can I tell the caste of my jeet coworkers? it's not on their internal profile

>>107138427
Usually lighter skin/more intelligence = higher caste

>>107138427
oh my FRICKINg GODDD can we PLEASE stop talking about INDIANS? i am white too but GUYs theyre just smarter than us and harder working. GET. NEW. MATERIAL.

>>107138468
nah the only people I acknowledge as smarter than me are some of these chinese women at my faang. I wish one would marry me

Do companies promising to pay a lump sum instead of paychecks ever actually pay the lump sum by the agreed date or do they just string you along and never pay?

>>107138515
You have to make the first move anon. Take the team out to a bowling match and you will find out if she is into you.

>>107138553
Most americans are getting scammed with this plus these installers are raking in the subsidies so it's just pure profit. Real cost before federal and state subsidies were 10k and generally enough power for 2 houses off of just one roof. Now you spend 10k and you won't even cover the power bill due to the shear amount of scamming.

>already mindbroken some anon because I'm calling out indianfags for being too mindbroke over indians
looooooool
yo can we both be named schizos? I'll be jackie. you can be mohammer.

>>107138427
They have a golden aura surrounding them that only spiritual people can see.

OHHH SHIT NI-

I'm unhappy in my current job but I don't wanna go through the whole job hunting shit again

>>107137200 (OP)
i also post in utwg to give them hope

>>107138350
Kill yourself furfaggot

>>107139344
Seconded.

>>107138350
kill this nigga ON SIGHT

I want to move to a different city and move out of my parent's house. Got out of a 4 year relationship a year ago and my god... the dating pool where I live is terrible. It's like all the women got sniped before they were 25. There is not a single woman my age that is desirable who hasn't already been with someone for at least 2 years where I live. I need to move somewhere where people don't get married before 30

>>107140045
bruh if you're srs fr thers no pussy in Your area just move to Thailand thers mad pussy their

>>107140067
I'm too good for Thailand

>>107140045
>4yr relationship
bruh u camnt be olde rthan 20 posting here.... were u dating a 16 yo ever....... lol.............

Coming up on 11 months since I started this job
Which means it'll be 11 months since I had any time off

>>107140045
i just move to bay for faang and I only see asian women on the apps
not that i swipe right or date anyone mind you but it's much nicer than my previous small town

>>107137200 (OP)
>Company I work for shares floor with 2 different health companies.
>Also share restrooms.
>70% of those fuckers don't even wash their hands after taking a shit
>They just run water over their hands for 1/8 of a second and leave. Leaving shit water everywhere.
>And its not just in the mens, women in my office are complaining about it too.
>Building management puts back all the covid signs telling you how too wash your hands properly.
>They still don't
Why the fuck are health care workers like this. Thank fuck there are paper towels, cause I'm not touching that door handle with my bare hands.

>>107140169
retard
>>107140189
I think this is applicable to dating. However, I get what you're saying. I've met many people like this but they think that by moving to a new city they'll somehow not have to work at a fucking trader joes stocking shelves at 26 and they'll be rich or whatever lmao. I want to move strictly for having broader access to pussy
>>107140204
The bay might be the move or Seattle. I'm so comfy in my job, have a good reputation, make great money, get to live at home but the lack of love in my life is starting to get to me

>>107140338
>being 26++ y/o
retarded boomer life end ys

>>107140371
I'm 25

>>107140395
old ass geriatric nigger stop posting

goodnight /twg/

>>107140429
goodnight

My income this year has somewhat exceeded my initial expectations and I'm going to pay 50% in tax for the rest of the year.

Got hired for help desk for fast food places, idk wtf im doing but im getting money

>my boss wants me to take time away from working on a project I've been working on so I can help him do "prompt engineering"
I need a new job.

My director and manager called last week and said I was getting a raise and made it sound like this big deal that they are doing something for me and told me not to mention it to anyone else because "this isn't something everyone is getting."
Yesterday a company-wide email went out saying the company is recalibrating my job tree structure and I looked and my new raise puts me at the new minimum salary of a new hire.

>>107140045
Yeah I'm sure focusing on women who haven't been married by 30 will leave you with the pool of quality women you're looking for. Lol.

>>107141308
Good job! ^_^

>>107141959
This!
>>107140045
Anon you need to go for the 18 year old freshly legal ones

>girlfriend is being a bitch because she's on her period
>uncontrollably desire to go cheat on her
why am i like this bros

Daily reminder from your gal L here: Tim Jung is a faggot who jerks off to trannies, hope his new wife enjoys ; )

that aint me

How do I become a fucking freelancer, I'm getting screwed by my boss and I'm tired of it. I'd literally rather flip burgers than not getting my own fucking daily rate.

I'm willing to lie, cheat, do anything to land that shit. Any advices, I'm enabling the full malevolent mode

>>107142043
In this economy? You don't.

>>107142724
He has a better chance since he has to fork up his own money for benefits.

>>107137999
I don't think I will. I'm a big suicide risk I guess. I have guns but if I tell them that I'm screwed and they'll have police force me into an ambulance at that point. It's really tempting to blow my head off to be honest. I can be dead in 5 seconds if I wanted. But my parents are still alive so that's really the only thing stopping me at the moment

>>107143325
By chance are you depressed because you are bored without any goals?

>>107137200 (OP)
>change engine 4 times in 1 year
>Doing most of the code myself
>no no no, this next engine change will deff improve quality

>it's shit and i'm reverting it in a week

>>107141962
Thank you :) it's my first IT gig and I'm just doing the best I can every day

I hate all browns in general but I ESPECIALLY hate jeets.

>>107144127
hear hear

real talk how do the jeets pass the interviews
im not talking about technical stuff but just being social, talkative, normal-passing, likeable, friendly, chatting with the hr roastie, talking about the weather and your weekend, the story about dealing with conflict, the story about competing priorities. I just cannot imagine a jeet not being a mumbling autist

>>107144887
DEI initiatives, nepotism from other jeets in power

>>107144887
>he thinks they have an interview before getting hired
lmao how cute. If only you knew how bad things really were

>>107145134
Lol.
Love seeing little zoomer idiots be defeated.
Not so cocky now, are you

How do I deal with the fact that I will inevitably lose fagman job in some layoff and the one after will pay less

>>107145409
bow down to Big Indian Cock

>>107145134
>Starvation is better than home cooking
Ok

Our old business analyst got deported and the new one seems to have no idea what he's doing to the point where he's literally setting up meetings with me where he writes the email to the client in front of me and gets my approval that he's phrasing it correctly and usually he isn't but when I try to correct him he usually doesn't understand and mumbles something possibly in English and I just give him the greenlight out of frustration because the paper trail goes back to him anyway. This is pretty miserable ngl

>>107144887
I just assumed they did the interviews in hindi and they were more affable there

>>107137200 (OP)
enjoying your weekend, /twg/?

>>107146348
Sure. Been trying to learn IoT with random boards, but I'm a retard and will probably end up damaging them.

>>107146348
Not really.

>>107146348
I probably should go through another 2h onboarding video just to catch up

>>107144887
first result for googling microsoft HR team
they have every aspect of companies stacked so they can hire each other. the question might have had meaning before they were actual majorities in most places

>>107146348
yeah holiday weekends are always nice

>>107137978
>hospital
Absolutely do not mention this, ever. You will be written off as crazy (which you probably are) and torpedo your career. If you can finagle it, get your doctor to write up an application for short term disability for "anxiety", or better, something entirely physiological rather than psychological. You get a month off of work to go the crazy house if you want and while you make yourself look like a weak, sick fag, you're a weak, sick fag who it'd be illegal to fire. Depending on if your work environment is weak and gay, it might even work in your favor in some twisted way. Advancement might take a hit, but you won't be fired for at least a year or something until there are widespread layoffs and they could plausibly let you go among a bunch of other people.

>>107146348
no i am incredibly hungover

my company makes over $100 billion in revenue and I am stuck with a laptop that only has 2 p-cores.

>>107137978
no. gf is coming over to cohabitate which means it's practically over for my degenerate manchild lifestyle. I don't think I will be able to handle living with a femoid bros

>>107146839
>>107144887
i applied at amazon. got through all the tech stuff, their personality/leadership test, hr screening, etc.

then when i got to the final round my interviewer was a jeet who could barely speak english, I could barely understand the words he was saying due to his accent, and he couldn't understand me when i asked clarifying questions to understand the bounds of the problem

needless to say I didn't get the job

>>107143325
get rid of the guns, retard. why risk the end of your life because of a 30 second bad decision?

>>107147414
You really won't once they go histrionic over chores.

>>107137200 (OP)
PM assigned me issues on the weekend again. Now I'm going to hyper fixate on possible fixes instead of gooning out as god intended. Fucking asshole.

>>107137200 (OP)
/twg/ Sunday night theme music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lLBLjn3FCI

I work mids on the weekends theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAfv6BdudCY&list=PLuiczBQhAY_iznTpd9QjNGwWa5e2vov7o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMG2EEregSk&list=PLF4DA-heTH-waA7wMd23C3L0U8LoZchlZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eeaO4LWIMk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x84NolXl89w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQLc6MzWsio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arusn12np90&list=OLAK5uy_ltYdMCOZux6AUKq9AiWZ7plcN-E_HhZsc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKeG-niQzVo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnZV7lbYpNw&list=PLRvM2fAdMqrvUYcOZb-BmdurasrOEpGmM

>>107147466
I'm thoroughly dreading it. don't know how other anons can tolerate that

>>107147938
Its a shit test honestly. If she tries to take control, huffs and puffs over chores then you need to tell her to focus on the shit she likes to clean while you clean everything else. If you let her take full control then you lose power as a man to make decisions. Also generally men and women have different standards of cleanliness so just set a schedule to clean shit so there is less shit to fight over.

More importantly above fighting over chores is spending so learn some actual finance shit. Make sure she is investing, saving and paying off debts. You do not want to fight an annulment once you learn she is 100k in debts to include credit card. At that point she wants a man to pay it off then gets divorced for half his shit.

Why is it that even though I have very noticeable autism I'm better at professional communication than around 75% of my coworkers?

>>107147982
Mental illness so broad stroked as autism is why people don't respect physiologists as a science. Normal midwit IQ people are lazy and stupid compared to someone that is smarter. Generally what they define as mental illness can be described as personality traits.

>>107147633
cute anime girl sexo

>>107147982
I am going to add that alot of social issues with shut in nerds can be solved with exposure. I work in IT so we force alot of the new guys to work in the helpdesk to get it out of their system. Its also an IQ test since if you cannot handle the info you learn and apply in that job then you won't handle a more specialized job later on.

>>107148019
Girls und Panzer

>>107148002
>Generally what they define as mental illness can be described as personality traits.
you say this until you meet an autistic autistic person

>>107148002
>Generally what they define as mental illness can be described as personality traits.
true but also they have the caveat that it becomes mental illness when that personality trait interferes with daily life.

>>107138350
Why do furfaggot niggers get jobs but I don't even get a call back when I apply?

I simply refuse to upgrade my car. It is a small econobox from 2017 showing its age with 90k km on it, but there's no objective reason I can't keep it for another decade. My family is putting pressure on me to upgrade but I only work twice a week in the office and I intentionally do all groceries and errands in those days so I only touch the thing twice a week.

>>107148760
My car is from 2015 with nearly 140k miles on it

>>107148760
>2017
>90k
that's still serviceable for 99% of cars and idk why zoomers think that if they have more than one year or 50k miles the car is dead. i had a boss recently who had a literal 00s model with 300k and that shit still ran fine except for the driver's non-telemetry display (odometer, radio settings, etc. were always fucked up unless he hit the dashboard and then they would print properly (made of 13 segment displays that probably had bad connections please understand))

>>107148760
My car s from 2007 at nearly 200k km. My mother's is even older at nearly 300k

>>107148789
>muh zoomers
What is this obsession man

you guys bought cars that came out after 2010? lol.

>>107148818
the only time i hear about people complaining about cars having more than 100k on them as being near-death they have been under 30, usually under 25

>yes goy just drive the clapped out roastie car that has more than Twenty Five THOUSAND miles already, it's not cuckoldry unless the last driver is there watching!
I wonder who could be behind this.

i take public transport
i don't even have a driver's license

>>107148885
same, i either take the bus or use an e-bike

>>107148850
How often could you possibly have heard that?

So-called zoomers are just younger, less experienced people. You and I were stupid(er) once too, cut them some slack and focus your hatred on jeets instead

>>107148907
the one redeeming feature of jeets is they have okay taste in cars

every jeet who gets any shred of money immediately buys (not leases!) some ridiculous v8 twin turbo american shitbox and puts an absolutely adorable-for-the-cringe wrap on it

>>107148775
>>107148790
Yeah but is it a small form econoshitbox manufactured in Thailand? It almost dies when I'm stuck in traffic from all the crawling. I can smell smoke/fumes when I drive over 130 km/h.
>>107148789
My model can theoretically last over 150k miles from what I saw in a Facebook group, I will keep it until then. Also I'm a millenial.
>>107148885
I used to do this but even then I still had to drive to the train station kek

>>107141982
>Missing the biological window to reproduce
>Girlfriend now in pain
>Have the urge to go do the reproductive act
Just get her to stop taking birth control.
>"I don't want kids"
You are a human male, it's your fucking job retard.

>>107148929
That's because all of them live in Texas and the confederacy in general so they're hit by american patriotism.

>>107148943
not only are jeets a more coastal issue but also even in india there's a weird car culture. all the poorfags drive scooters but anyone with money imports a ridiculous american muscle car or gets a high-end tractor trailer trucc and throws a ton of lights and rugs on it

Why does the world feel like it's coming to a standstill

>>107149141
its not. we live in interesting times

>>107148459
everyone sports fake mental illnesses as a fashion statement now. i would bet 10% of diagnoses are legitimate. maybe even less. the field of psychology is harmful and a joke. actually just kidding its awesome to put 5 year olds on adderall.

my diaper leaked at work again..........

>>107146348
don't make me want to kms, please

>>107149242
uh oh stinky!

>>107148943
They do that exact same shit in Canada

>>107149416
to be fair canada is weird about cars because it has the same COUNTRY TO BIG problem; i think we just had more weebs so you used to see more japanistan tuners. these days visibly american cars are popular among boyracers but also a lot of that is probably jeets wanting a giant car

>>107149242
panty line anon has a nightmare

>>107138350
You will always be unemployed.

goodnight /twg/

I started foam rolling again, lost my old foam roller when moving. My back feels almost normal again, would recommend.

Would it be cringe if I got a drop-leg holster for my laptop?

>>107151130
Yes.

>>107151221
Awesome. Any good brands you know of for it?

this general is more depressing than /utwg/

>>107151609
Both suck.

expecting a response about a job tomorrow, at the post-interview-references stage
I've had two good interviews and provided good references, but I know it's between me and "one other guy"

>>107151671
man you want to see a BAD general go to /int/

>>107151676
I don't really want to see bad generals.

oh, we're talking about cars?

i have undiagnosed epilepsy and drive anyway, sometimes a 7 minute drive back from walmart takes 2 hours because i pulled over and need to wait for a seizure to pass

my previous car quite literally fell apart whilst driving, the chassis part that held the rear axle broke mid-drive due to rust degredation and my local mechanic told me it was a lost cause. I donated it to a catholic charity and I replaced it with a used 2014 nissan that cost only $4k

>>107145134
Read through the article and it makes good point. Hell it has a /pol/ point here, so everyone's happy with it.
>>107146348
I would but my dad did the typical dad thing and gave me a bunch of work randomly. I don't even live with him anymore and came over, and he said "son we gotta move your brother's things".
It's very fucking annoying. I love my dad so I always go along with it, but I hate the inability to coordinate.

>>107148880
>>yes goy just drive the clapped out roastie car that has more than Twenty Five THOUSAND miles already,
i'd consider you to be more of a cuck for buying a car with less than 25k miles on it desu
'brand new car' is a meme and its value degrades significantly the second you drive it

>>107151773
How are you even allowed to have a license?

>>107148880
My car currently has about 101 000 km on it. Seems fine to me.

>>107151820
>How are you even allowed to have a license?
be being undiagnosed
if i was diagnosed i'd be stripped of the ability to drive

>>107151825
have you considered that your continued driving under this condition is grossly and sinfully negligent, likely leading to your death and that of others

>>107151825
Make sure to keep posting about how you have epilepsy and shouldn't be allowed to drive so that insurance investigators have more material to work with once you get into a big crash.

>>107151840
no because im aware of when a seizure is going to happen and i just pull over. Ive never been surprised by one
>>107151848
>once you get into a big crash
which will never happen

>>107151936
>no because im aware of when a seizure is going to happen and i just pull over.
On the highway?

>>107151944
no, its never happened on a highway, it was just a small local road

>>107151972
You better hope that it never happens on a highway, because if you pull over to the side of the highway because of a seizure and someone plows into the back of your stopped car, they're gonna come after you if they see that you're there having a seizure.

>>107151936
>Ive never been surprised by one
yeah impeccable logic brother
I'll never die because I've never died

>>107137200 (OP)
I have a self destructive urge to sabotage and fail my hard milestones.
I feel stuck and caged in a situation,where I started drinking a ton to distract myself from it.

And this just to get a foot in the door in a soon to go to bust economy in Germany.
Anyways, gonna try to play some Vidya before forcing myself to write my documentation for 8h or so.

Why oh why does life feel like a constant marathon of humiliation rituals and why do I have the urge to just sit by idly and watch it all burn...

>>107152022
>waah waah I live in the economically strongest country in Europe [not counting mountain and oil jews]
Come on

>>107152041
Yeah I know.
I am trying to come through.

I think it's something else, can't put the finger on it.

You guys are faggots lol!!!

This is how you get job!!! Im planting stickers all over town!!! Each time i go with my friends family elsewhere, i bring my stickers with me!!!

work in finance bros

>>107152076
jeet %?

>>107152055
You're welcome retards!!!

High agency is the key!!!

>>107152085
0
just spiritually chinese

I think I'm signing an employment contract tomorrow. Maybe.

Remember your place, wagie. Be grateful for what you have.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4-2MD76mvI

>>107152076
I applied to an asset management company. Never heard back.

>>107153294
I got some assets you could manage.

for 3 years now I've been cheating
I 100% wfh and barely do any actual work
a lot of days I don't do anything, sometimes I work 2-3 hours a day and only a few times a year I will have to do stuff (like set up environments for tools) that actually make me work 8 hours a day for 1-2 weeks
I do have fill in timesheets about what I'm doing and it's the hardest part of my job, having to come up with fake bullshit I did for 8 hours when I reality I took a 4 hour nap and played video games or browsed the internet
my boss expects my timesheets to be 80%+ filled with stuff that can be billed to a customer which is what makes the having to come up with stuff part so difficult because I barely have any stuff assigned to me (maybe like 1-2 projects)
nobody ever checks in on me, sometimes we have a team meeting but that's more casual talk than actual work talk
I never go into the office
I earn 70k per year in Western Europe which is okay and above average so no way I'm quitting on my own
I don't know for how much longer I can get away this
and if they ever let me go I'm not sure if I can work an actual job where I would have to go to an office the entire day

>>107153294
apply to quant

>>107153974
>Dude apply to 300k a year

>>107153966
Most people that work in offices actually do work in 2-4 hours. You are paid for the internal knowledge and availability.

>>107153233
>4channer discovers basic truths of capitalism for the 9887461976374th time
read Marx, retard

>>107154013
You haven't realized that some people are better than others.

>>107153966
I had this and lost it by changing jobs.
I know switching to that particular job was wrong but I'm not sure if switching was bad.

hello sirs,
let's do a team-building exercise.

make your own expectations vs reality meme about Silicon Valley (you DO work in SV, right? this is TECH WORKERS general).
whoever gets the most (You)s will have a secret prize waiting for them by EOD today! (it's a $20 gift card)

>>107154642
>you DO work in SV, right? this is TECH WORKERS general
There are more tech workers outside SV than inside.

saar we invent TSV again pay $1billion saar

just gotta get thorugh next week

>>107154856
might as well use protobuf at that point

>business smart
>business travel
>business casual

WJAT IN TEH FUCK IS GOING ON WITH DRESS CODES I ONLY KNOW HOW TO WEAR KHAKIS AND POLOS STOPP

>>107154938
i wear sweatervests

>>107154938
I'm noticing you're not wearing business home in the /twg/ thread. This won't look good on your weekly evaluation.

>>107154938
Shorts and flip flops for summer, jeans or sweat pants, cheap plan shirt all year.
I try to reflect how much I care about the people I'm going to meet in how I dress.

>>107154856
i want AI troons to leave my industry forever

>>107137200 (OP)
I've been employed
I've been unemployed
Both sucks.

>>107155105
>how much I care about the people I'm going to meet in how I dress.

Oh, I just wear clothes I find comfortable.

>>107154856
Is this some NFT shit?

>>107154856
I swear Linkedin is more full of shit and garbage content than facebook, not that I have used fb in 15 years mind you

How do I learn K8s?

>>107155652
Have a project you need to put into a Kubernetes cluster and then start reading the docs on how to get it done.

>>107140045
same bro. finally got a job in this godforsaken job market after neeting away my 20s. like a cruel irony where im employed but im in some godforsaken dying redstate where everybody is obese and retarded. just need to be a good little goy and work hard and if the job market rebounds (lol) i can maybe go be a bigcitycel somehwere fun.

My company is trying to enforce pair programming soon. They've been saying they've trying to do for years now.
And this is pair programming the entire day. They seemed convinced that it makes better and easier to understand and maintain code.
I think it's dumb, but they are making me the one to enforce on my team.
They also seem to be under the impression that FANG companies do this all the time. From what I can gather, it's really just pivotal labs, the guys that do vmware and cloud foundry.
I'm at a loss as to what to do. Jump to another job and hope it's better? Try to fight their moronic stance on pair programming? Drink the kool-aid?

>>107154856
>troon format

What are some work friendly hobbies you can do during downtime? RTO soon and I need some type of self learning or something because my job has a shit ton of down time.

>>107156438
Play video games and go out and do errands.

>>107156451
.....in the office?

>>107156460
Oh I thought you meant until RTO happens.
In that case, my answer is unchanged.

Which hurt our careers the most?
>coding is easy
>ai will replace everything but especially programmers
>jeets

>>107156525
By in large jeets. The way they spread like a cancer outweighs the other 2 easily.

>>107156525
high interest rates

>>107156438
listen to retarded podcasts and pretend it's AI related
I get sent links to listen to retarded zoom/teams talks

>>107156438
Write a novel.

>>107156438
Check out all the women in the office, imagine them being undressed, and think about all the things you would do to them if you had complete control over their bodies.

>>107156438
I sit in a strategic spot and read manga

If I can't, I browse 4chan on my phone

no way

>>107157282
whats your excuse?
why don't you visit them in india arrogant cracker?

>>107157325
From now on, all companies will have team building exercises where they fly us based teams to india.
No, these will not be optional. No exceptions.

career? tc? wlb? paternity leave? free meals? office game room / music room / ice cream shop?
bro im just here to find an asian wife

>>107157282
Yeah I'll just ask mr bossman shekelberg to fly me every two months to india, sounds good

[disclaimer : my entity is 80+% jeet] I actually have been there twice, once for a PI (the one time they invited everyone, before it got restricted to TPOs only) and it really wasn't that bad since we got to stay in a 5 star hotel, poolside bar with the (european and american) boys every evening, good time. Third world uber in pandemonium streets and the office was what it was

>>107157340
Just let your passport expire, it's not that hard

>>107156438
Get really spiteful.
Remember that time your cousin shit on you for not being able to cook fried rice? Do that correctly this time. Cook fried rice for everyone in the office.

>>107157282
hackernews is mostly indians. same thing with team blind.

>almost monday
please PLEASE don't do this to me

>107158032
Just do work on sundays that's what I do. I just take a brief look at what's popping so tomorrow I don't panic.

sorry i quoted wrong. working on something and I've been kinda stuck on what to do.

Code Wars or Leetcode or something , I got some budget for an annual subscription for black friday , which one would you suggest I take advantage of?

Im very mid at DSA if it helps in your assessment

is this a dude or what

The community around Ruby and Rails seem relatively Pajeet-free compared to PHP, Java, and especially anything Python or JS/TS related. How did they pull it off?

Random questions but how do you guys handle EAs? They always want to circumvent the system and do shit that's completely off script and they keep saying a bunch of security red flags (like having the executive's user account and password) and I'm just pretending to NOT hear things but just saying well YOU could do X hint hint but it's very bad and not cool but if you REALLY want to..... hint hint. I personally wouldn't recommend it but hint hint.

>>107158167
i guess even pajeets know better than to pick up a dead language/framework

Go to bed. You've got to get up early for work tomorrow.

>>107159131
Taking a sick day tomorrow [/g/spoiler]and I get veterans day off.[//g/spoiler]

goodnight /twg/...

>>107159970
ah bloo bloo

>write up jira for change
>includes new mandatory field explicitly applying to all open forms (forms are either open, or closed)
>manager looks over it
>"does this apply to re-opened forms?"
>"yes, any open form"
>"well does it say that on the jira?"
I hate my manager

>>107160161
Let me guess: your manager is also the one that is demanding shit be added to Jira.

>>107160215
It's pretty normal for changes to have a jira ticket, no?

When support reports a bug that is never going to be fixed because its a tiny issue that only one customer has do devs laugh at it, get irritated that the ticket count is going up or just ignore it?

>>107160261
none of those -
the devs don't even know it exists, because support doesn't give tickets directly to devs unless the dev process at that place is fucked up

>>107160300
>because support doesn't give tickets directly to devs unless the dev process at that place is fucked up
yep that's us

I want to escape T2 helldesk
interviews coming but literally hundreds of people are applying for these positions
idk how many are scraped out before the phone screen interview but I've got to get past that and another interview

yay

How do I transition into consulting/contracting from regular wagecuck software dev?
I'm tired of getting jewed all the time and I want to do the jewing for a change.