Last night I wanted to do something special for my girlfriend...
. . So while she was at work I took 7 viagra. I timed it so that she would walk through the door about an hour and fifteen minutes later. Fate wasn't having it and she had to work a double. In a fit of depression I began drinking...a lot. Blacked out and woke up around nine with a raging boner. We have a cat and a dog and now they refuse to be in the same room with me. Calling them is pointless, they won't come.
Bros wtf happened last night??? I'm scared. Also, yes...this is definitely /g/ related because I code in Rust
Bros wtf happened last night??? I'm scared. Also, yes...this is definitely /g/ related because I code in Rust