Thread 107159771

office is complete macos
office adopts a piece of software that requires windows
company selling the software says it wont be a problem
you can just vm
almost all the computers are on apple silicon
arm version of windows 11 doesn't have the generic drivers found in none arm windows
fucking what the fuck do they want me to do
all i can thing is fucking emulate an x86 version of windows i fucking guess
i dont even know
emulating is so slow i havent even gotten past install

>>107159771 (OP)
It took me a few tries to understand your post.
This is how that should have been typed:

The office is fully equipped with macos.
The office adopts a piece of software that requires windows.
The company selling the software says it wont be a problem, you can just use a vm.
But almost all the computers are on apple silicon. ARM version of windows 11 doesn't have the generic drivers found in non-arm windows.
Fucking what the fuck do they want me to do?
All I can think of is to fucking emulate an x86 version of windows.
I dont even know.
Emulation is so slow I havent even gotten past the install.

Formatting is your friend.

>>107160024
thank you
I'm sorta in that freak out panic stage still
I hate windows so much

>>107160138
why are you panicking?
it's not your fault

>>107160138
Dude!
You're buying a Dell!

>>107159771 (OP)
>go to recycled pc place
>buy a NUC
>install 40 dollar windows box
>install software on that

I am in a two person IT department
all the department heads meet to decide what software to go with for crucial part of business
my boss - the only other IT person goes to these meetings
my boss was there for those meetings
he was there when they decided to go with this piece of shit windows based trash
down 1 week before rollout
freaking the dude dies on me
leave me as only person in IT
completely up to me to figure this fucking windows shit out what the fuck
a thing that most fucking employees going to use daily going to be ruining on a fucking VM
and in fucking windows none the less
its so dumb
fucking now I have to be tech support for windows all of a sudden to lmao
im about just going to nonstop bitch until I get budget for windows server
I so much rather set everyone up with Remote Desktop instead of fucking UTM.. because of course they aren't going to be for parallels

>>107160219
How is Windows Server going to solve your problem?

>>107159771 (OP)
Based

>>107159771 (OP)
there is no equivalent to macs

macs have:
>soldered SSD/RAM/WLAN
doesnt exist on 99% of PCs
>when pajeetOS runs out of RAM it swapfile rapes the SSD to death within 3 years
doesnt exist on 99% of PCs
>when the SSD dies it bricks your entire currybook because the EFI is stored on the soldered SSD to save $0.05
doesnt exist on 99% of PCs
>components serial numbered and tied to the motherboard to prevent repair and replacement (including battery)
doesnt exist on 99% of PCs
>riveted keyboard that requires total destruction of the chassis to replace
doesnt exist on 99% of PCs
>flexgate cables that are so brittle they crack from opening your screen past 90 degrees more than 2 dozen times
doesnt exist on 99% of PCs
>screens so fucking shit they have over 90ms response times (essentially 10Hz)
doesnt exist on 99% of PCs
>screen made from pajeet trash glass that cracks from temperature change in seasons or tape over the iBotnet webcam
doesnt exist on 99% of PCs
>so fire and explosion prone the FAA have banned them from all flights
doesnt exist on 99% of PCs
>uses phone CPU that's so shit it gets destroyed by decade old i3s from 2017 and can only "compete" by cheating at benchmarks in extreme edge cases with hardware accelerators
doesnt exist on 99% of PCs
>curryniggers at apploo get so full of sniffing their own currynigger silicon shit they ship currybooks with no fans and they run so hot they melt the keyboard keys
doesnt exist on 99% of PCs

>keyboards with 63.5% failure rate
unheard of on PCs, and yet you curryniggers defend it with "jus werx fer me!"
just because you're in the 36.5% survivor group doesn't make your currynigger trash any good
this list goes on forever
there's no PC laptop as total fucking currynigger shit as crapple's streetshitter books
they are the biggest heaps of steaming currynigger shit in the history of computing second only to curryPhones

>>107159771 (OP)
>office is complete macos
found your problem

consider how shit w11 is, then imagine if it were 5X worse, and 5X as expensive.
that's the steaming heap of pajeet shit that is crapple pajeetOS, running on its own custom tailored specially designed first party apploo hardware
these curryniggers can't even update their own pajeetOS on their own 100% in house 100% custom designed currybooks without bricking them

now imagine if these street shitters released their curryniggerOS to run on completely unsupported hardware with drivers made by onions boy hobbyists, that's pajeetintosh
macos is the biggest heap of currynigger shit in the history of operating systems, and releasing it on PC would finally expose this curryniggerOS to the world for the steaming heap of pajeet shit that it is

>>107160278
100 vm clones seem more annoying than a single windows server that users rdp into
many users are already using remote desktop for one thing or another it would be so much easier to implement that

>>107162226
as the person who has troubleshoot/support yea I want macOS environment

maybe Chromebook hellscape wouldn't be so bad to admin either not gonna lie

but what is going to be shit is macOS land with mediocre free UTM
at least shill the money for parallels if thats the way it has to be

compared to that yea I wouldn't mind pc land

>>107162226
>EFI is stored on the soldered SSD
what else you gonna do with this nigga once the warranty elapses and the ssd immediatly explodes? run it of a usb-c ssd? Kek

>>107162324
>run it of a usb-c ssd? Kek
bad goy

>>107159771 (OP)
doen't macaroni comes with dualboot wich has all the windows drivers for mac HW? or was this like 15 years ago? that was the last time I had to deal with a macintrash.
also other dude may have something like citrix in mind when talking about vm

>>107159771 (OP)
You are the victim of Jay, the Apple shilling 4chan mod.
You bought a system that it completely unusable for you, because he lied to you and told you that it is great.

>>107162349
Dire but of the humorous kind
I only really disagree with your arm hearsay because I have direct experience and know you're talking big stinky horseshit, I'll pretend to believe the rest because I think it's funny

>>107162226
I remember years back, a apple user borrowed my usb stick.
Did you know, when you delete something on a mac, it just moves it to a .trashfolder in the root? and if you delete something on a stick on a mac, this .trash folder will be on the stick. And (if you are unaware), this thing will stay there until you plug it into the same trashintosh and clean t via the os bin. And this was retard design before jeets. I can't imagine how shitty it must be now.

>>107160219
Try and see if you can run it through Wine. Or even Crossover since they seem to love paying for useless shit.

>>107160219
Lol. Good luck getting any support with Virtualbox. Every support person they hire is a total piece of shit that does absolutely fuck all. Should have taken the VMWare pill

>>107162391
>I have direct experience
poo in loo

>>107159771 (OP)
Office is based

>>107162604
>video encoding
I don't care, I don't even own a mac but this is funny enough that you get a honorary (you)
I'd usually not reply to someone flinging a chart at me but I'm just kinda sorry for you as you are for a pulp of roadkill on the sidewalk