Thread 107161933

How can this thing work without integrated AI or a telemetry system for error tracking and enhanced user experience with non-skippable ads, plus a PRO version through a monthly subscription payment system?

>>107161933 (OP)
Insider here, don't worry anon I have it on good word that a VERY big player is working on a release expected Q1 of next year that will do exactly that. The only drawback is that you will be required to link your cloud account before usage otherwise it will play a loud alarm like louder than a car alarm everytime it detects heavy vibration. Buy big money is being invested here. This isn't financial advice, but buy $MS $NVIDIA $GOOG $APPL $META $UBER and $NTFLX it's all linked.

>>107161933 (OP)
It doesn't, because you can hit your finger with it. It should be banned immediately and replaced with a safer alternative.

>>107161933 (OP)
I'm a zoomer who's afraid of empty rooms, toothy smiles and worn-out vhs tapes and I declare this to be an impposibility. Also the rather unsettling absence of cams and mics makes it even less likely to get have real use.

>>107161983
>Rewriting hand tools in foam.

Literally screaming with laughter at this thread. 4chan diamond level thread.

>>107161933 (OP)
>how can hammers work?
thanks to the smart nano dust grid

https://www.dewalt.com/product/dch614b/60v-max-brushless-cordless-1-34-sds-max-combination-rotary-hammer-tool-only

>Tag Ready so users and companies can attach the DEWALT Tag and track its location virtually anywhere via the Tool Connect app.