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Anonymous No.107164028 [Report] >>107164123 >>107164136 >>107164160 >>107164165 >>107165040 >>107165180 >>107165284 >>107165486 >>107165925
Woke american companies have taken this future from you

The /g/ phone
Anonymous No.107164123 [Report]
>>107164028 (OP)
improve the battery life and i'll buy it
Anonymous No.107164136 [Report]
>>107164028 (OP)
ungghghghgg I'm coooomin
cAPTCHa: nmg0y
Anonymous No.107164160 [Report] >>107164370
>>107164028 (OP)
Is this real? Where do I get one?
Anonymous No.107164165 [Report] >>107164712 >>107164935 >>107165284 >>107165333 >>107165487
>>107164028 (OP)
the ultimate pussy repellent
Anonymous No.107164370 [Report]
>>107164160
Same.
Anonymous No.107164712 [Report]
>>107164165
hey, I already wanted it, you don't have to try so hard convince me
Anonymous No.107164935 [Report] >>107164952
>>107164165
Or rather a convenient way to have conversations start.
Anonymous No.107164952 [Report]
>>107164935
>that thing looks gross, did you buy it from some cheap chinese reseller from 1998?
Anonymous No.107165040 [Report]
>>107164028 (OP)
>ethernet but no headphone jack
dogshit
Anonymous No.107165053 [Report]
I am suddenly getting aroused.
Anonymous No.107165180 [Report]
>>107164028 (OP)
How do I take this outside without the ports getting full of dirt?
Anonymous No.107165249 [Report] >>107165486 >>107166163
Gloture NanoPC

Screen

5.5-inch, 1,280 x 720 pixels multi-touch display

Processor

Intel Celeron J4125 ‘Gemini Lake’ 4C / 4T up to 2.70 GHz, UHD Graphics 600

memory

8GB LPDDR4 RAM and 128GB eMMC storage

Ports

USB 3.0 x4, USB Type-C power, Gigabit Ethernet, Mini HDMI 2.0 x2, microSD card slot, 3.5mm audio

Wireless

Wi-Fi 6, Bluetooth 5.2, no SIM

Battery

2,500 mAh

Physical

142 x 91.2 x 17.76 mm

OS

Windows 11 Pro

Price

84,700 Japanese Yen ($590)
Anonymous No.107165269 [Report] >>107165316
where's the /g/ phone meme when you need it?
i can't find it
Anonymous No.107165284 [Report]
>>107164165
I don’t see how it’s any different from an Android.
>>107164028 (OP)
No DVD player no buy
Anonymous No.107165316 [Report] >>107165458 >>107165486
>>107165269
Anonymous No.107165333 [Report] >>107165369
>>107164165
who cares?
sex sounds good until you remember it involves physical contact with another person
Anonymous No.107165369 [Report] >>107165437
>>107165333
Yeah haha nothing worse than physical contact with a girls boobs and pussy
Anonymous No.107165408 [Report]
he makes this thread every day, you know?
Anonymous No.107165419 [Report]
>HNNNNGH, anon-kun, I want to fit in your pocket but I'm too DUMMY THICK to fit in uhhhhhhhgh
Anonymous No.107165437 [Report]
>>107165369
I already hate being lightly hugged by a girl.
Anonymous No.107165458 [Report]
>>107165316
ty
Anonymous No.107165486 [Report]
>>107164028 (OP)
>>107165249
>>107165316
>Doesn't play games
Worthless, unlike this concept art with CD players installed.
Anonymous No.107165487 [Report] >>107165796 >>107166025
>>107164165
im already the ultimate pussy repellent. This would be, at worst, redundant.
Anonymous No.107165796 [Report]
>>107165487
I hate women :)
I dont wanna hurt them, but still :(
Anonymous No.107165925 [Report]
>>107164028 (OP)
Where can I buy one, unironically?
Anonymous No.107166025 [Report]
>>107165487
The worst part of this image is he's clearly struggling with the weight of it.
Anonymous No.107166163 [Report]
>>107165249
>Intel celeron
Lol. Can this thing even run Adobe Reader without catching on fire?