Thread 107177669

yeah its a bubble

>>107177669 (OP)
zzzzz

>>107177669 (OP)
Why not say trillion or terradollars

This needs to stop

>>107177669 (OP)
only that much? done. here's your fake money straight out of a fake economy.

AI can do that, ser.

>>107177669 (OP)
That's 1 trillion, it's basically nothing. NVIDIA is worth 5 trillion.

>>107177669 (OP)
I think at this point I should just add words like bubble to my filter list.

>>107177776
brown

>>107177785
>SAAAAAAAAAR YOU DON'T WANT TO WATCH 29384792873492374 DAILY VIDEOS ABOUT LE BUBLE YOU ARE BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
Yeah sure thing Rajeesh, enjoy being filtered.

>>107177795
>sar I filter u pls buy the AI very smart

>>107177669 (OP)
SoftBank just sold their Nvidia shares.

It's over.

>>107177686
Or one Musk.

>>107177785
Sar

>>107177712
Please. Just another trillion dollars. Sam needs it.

>>107177669 (OP)
It doesn't matter, glowies will get their ultimate big brother hardware upgrade no matter the cost.

>>107177669 (OP)
no, uh, Nvidia is increasing the fp4 throughput. it's actually only about 150 billion per year.

>>107178157
Actually AGI models will be exponentially larger and so will require exponentially faster / more hardware and power. Actually.
So just write that $1 trillion (that's twelve zeros) check out to Sam Altman so he can get on with it.

>>107177669 (OP)
I find one trilly just ruffling around in the couch.

>>107178476
How is Zimbabwe this time of year? Are there even seasons that close to the equator?

>>107177765
Try cashing it out all at once tetard

>>107177669 (OP)
Imagine how much a Dyson Sphere will cost

>>107178541
we would have a dyson sphere already if you weren't so selfish and had given Sam his trillions

>>107178587
it's funny that the opposite is true

>>107177669 (OP)
Kek, amertards and their fake currency

>>107177765
>Ballooned circular wealth based on speculation is real.
Kek. I have a bridge I would like to sell you. Are you interested?

>>107178541
A Dyson Sphere would be so cool right? well we're going to need AI to help us build it, so basically we need more money.

>>107178541
just build it around a really tiny sun

>>107177765
You remind me of the weird hobo who asked me for $20 at the gas station the other day. Hobos are asking for fucking $20s now?

>>107179788
AI is the future you retarded Luddite.

>>107179914
"people" capitalizing "luddite" is how you know you're in for a real treat

>>107179894
To be fair hobos would be better if they managed larger donations more effectively instead of just getting cents and $1 sometimes.
But they're hobos for a reason

>>107177669 (OP)
doomp et

>>107177765
They have to cope and be contrarian somehow
These are probably the same people who called the internet a fad back in the 90s

>>107179822
>we need to build something nobody knows how to make to build something nobody knows how to make
Just have God do it then. If you're going to wish for magic.

>>107179914
>the future
when shills say something is the future, it means that it doesn't work and you should stay away for at least a decade.

>>107177669 (OP)
>ok. i'll just pay nvidia $300B for the hardware, and they can pay me $300B for our software, and then i can pay microsoft $300B for their data centers, and then they can me $300B for exclusive rights to our software, and then we can pay ourselves $300B for the data we scraped off the internet... and uh, what's +/- $100B

we should be using imaginary numbers for money at this point

>>107180286
>we should be using imaginary numbers for money at this point
the USD is imaginary already
it is created from nothing

>>107177669 (OP)
Don't care. go to
>>>biz

>>107178541
Wouldn't you have to harvest half the solar system for enough materials to build one?

>>107180286
remember that each time the gubmint takes a cut, so it's not like they're just playing hot potato with a sack of money. they're putting new money in the sack each time

>>107177669 (OP)
>OpenAI generated approximately $3.7 billion in annual revenue in 2024. The company is expected to significantly increase its revenue in the following years, projecting over $12 billion for 2025
>somehow will spend 100 hundred times that much in 5 years
hmm, economy is so fake and gay

>>107181039
>remember that each time the gubmint takes a cut
bullshit, nvidia probably paid less in taxes last year than i did, and i've been out of work for a year

>>107178467
He requested 12.7 trillion, you're a tad bit short.

>>107179914
flying cars were also teh future at some point in time

>>107178530
I'm going to assume you were trying to type teraretard

>>107177765
>nvidia is worth 5 trillion
bubble money.

>send openAI $100b
stock rises 500B
>open ai sends $100B to oracle
stock rises 500B
>oracle sends $100b to nvidia
stock rises 500B

Fake money transferred for the sole purpose of pumping stock. This is circular market manipulation. Those involved should be arrested.

>>107179894
$20 is to pay for single meal now

>>107177669 (OP)
that amount of money would fix my life senpai

>>107177887
>Sam
Israel*

Elon's way ahead of OpenAI and Deepseek behind the scenes. Something big is planned for December 13th that /lmg/ will appreciate very much.

>>107183188
Nobody forces people to buy a stock just because it got 100 billion

>>107181528
He’s talking about the bribes to drumpf so he can build a gold plated ballroom

>>107183301
>nobody forced you to buy my stock just because I lied about how much money our company is making
Still a crime.

>>107183301
True, but misleading bookings is fraud. This is stock pump through deception and misleading. The mania is just FOMO from investors + deceptive circular economy.

>>107180987
you can harvest everything in the solar system and won't be enough to cover 20% of the Sun, the Sun mass is 99% of the Solar system mass, so you will need hundreds of planet worth of materials to build a Dyson Sphere, this is without manpower, money, time and some physics

>>107185028
The mass of the Sun has nothing to do with how much material is needed for a Dyson sphere.
But it apparently will never happen, otherwise someone else would have already built one somewhere and astronomers would have detected it by now.

>>107179914
>AI is the future

Enron was once "the future" too

>>107177686
Tebidollars

just ask ai for ways to make that money
then let it lose
it's as simple as that

>>107177765
Nvidia is barely worth $450B

>>107177669 (OP)
They seem to be comfortably on track.

>>107177765
>NVIDIA is worth 5 trillion
The market thinks it is right now but shit can change real fast

>>107185549
Yes but the volume does and the volume of the sun is 1000* bigger than the next largest entity? jupiter. And A dyson sphere isn't touching the sun, it would need to be significantly larger than that.

>>107185549
>>107178541
>Dyson sphere
It was always an intentional physics shitpost, mocking SETI.
Just turned out to be a cool SF concept, science illiterate writers got hung up on and turned into a meme, fossilized by that TNG episode with Scotty.

>>107187851
this is literally the kike plan for AGI, lmao

>>107177669 (OP)
and? just print more money duh

>>107187170
$1.24t? hell year borther

>>107190196
>>107185549
The physically possible version is the Dyson Swarn, just a cloud of solar collectors orbiting the sun in layers upon layers, enough to harvest all your energy.
Still a ridiculous concept when the first step is "dismantling Mercury" for materials, lmao.

is this the great reset? like holy fuck you're gonna need a mining asteroid to fund it and push newtonian physics to even operate this scam

>>107191078
yer aredy in it, have been since the VAXXMAXX era

>>107191090
sakura nkds

>>107177669 (OP)
The search for the "PERFECT AI THAT CAN DO EVERYTHING" is retarded and a bubble.

Shit will get serious when it gets easy to create small dedicated models that can do the specific job, or an LLM that can spawn mini-models, including a few to "fact check" the drivel the LLM is spewing.

>>107191110
1~2 billion LLMs that can run on your phone and use apps and net for shit, what you are describing, isn't worth the 5 trillion evaluation tho.
It's likely where we will end up after the bubble "sags."
No popping since both US/chinks will pump it for security reasons.

>>107191144
*1~2 billion parameter

>>107177765
Softbank doesn't seem to think so. Also that's not how market capitalization works anyway.

>>107191175
brainlet here, how does it work?
I know it's all just funny money, that it's just what enough richfags are willing to bet it's worth...?

>>107191144
Nothing, and there will be a massive crash.
But after the crash that things start to be interesting.

>>107183188
You are so dumb that even LLMs can point out the glaring flaws in your cope.

No wonder AI is replacing human jobs.

>>107191284
>slop reply
concession accepted, Sandeep

I knew before I even went to wikipedia.

>>107191343
based knower

>>107191284
Logical fallacies do not contradict a claim, however.

>>107180210
the internet was a bubble in the 90s

>>107191488
and it crashed, crashed hard

>>107177669 (OP)
dont care, still buying on peaks

>>107191343
Yeah if you see someone who is really good at making money they are probably jewish. What's your point?

>>107185028
You're confusing volume with perimeter, lole

>>107191537
> scamming money
hey schlomo~

>>107191560
You said the thing! Good one!

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>>107177669 (OP)
OpenAI only needs to use its data analysis powers to blackmail 100000000 ethots to generate the necessary income

>>107191071
I stand by my point that for whatever reason, it will never happen, since in all the observable universe so far, all the hundreds of thousands of stars that telescopes have stared at, nobody's seen a Dyson sphere/swarm/ring yet.

>>107191537
Literally stealing US grants.

>>107191751
>never ever
lol, comp-sci major just being silly to pwn ayylamo-fags

>>107191776
The USA is Israel's client state.

>>107191798
that's not a dyson swarm