Thread 107182800

are we prepared?

Just put two-three layers of tinfoil over your computer

Nigga they come up with this shit every week. Nothing ever happens. I'm all in.

>>107182800 (OP)
phonefags BTFO

>>107182800 (OP)
I am. all expensive hardware shutdown and foil sealed.
shitposting now from a cheap burner phone using neighbors free wifi before his router is burnt out.
I will sit outside tonight and enjoy the free light show while civilization ends.

nothingburger for Americucks.
Africa however is gonna get buttfucked HARD

>>107182800 (OP)
>3i atlas "comet" passes behind the Sun
>triple Coronal Mass Ejection trigged at exactly the same time
oh fuck, we've been Death Rayed

>>107182901
>Even the solar system knows africa needs to return to mud huts
Based

It already happened.

>>107182901
when does it arrives seems us euros will get hit too

wtf my phone just emitted sparks and my router just exploded

>>107183093
8pm CET tonight

>>107183099
should have bought an iphone

Any real blackout you can safely blame on glowie sabotage. Sun ain't doing shit. Calling 2 more weeks.

> Sentient fireball black planetoid about to crash into earth
Holy fuck! The 5th Element was real?

>>107182800 (OP)
OH MY HECKING SCIENCE THE WORLD IS COMING TO THE END HOW WILL WE SURVIVE IS THIS THE NEW NORMAL?????

>>107183171
We need to find the fifth element

>>107183075
yuropoors...

>>107183166
watched it recently still fucking good.

>>107182800 (OP)
I'm bouta get sneeblasted?

>>107182800 (OP)
Imagine stressing over a fart

>>107182800 (OP)
I've seen this type of headline dozens of times and nothing ever happens

>>107183413
but this time its different

>>107183413
X-Rays are gonna blast your balls into oblivion. no more cooming

I'm watching a live streamer today. I hope it doesn't F.

>>107182800 (OP)
>daily mail science
lmao. it's the equivalent to ramblings from drunks at your local pub, but written by bots as daily mail staff are way too fucking dumb to type.

>>107182800 (OP)
Stay safe anons

>>107183805
>live streamer
what the fuck, it happening in the fuckng sky above you

>>107183828
I use the internet to watch the stream and they use the internet to broadcast. If the internet goes out for either of us it's over.

>>107182901
>Africa however is gonna get buttfucked HARD
how are they gonna get fucked when there's no tech?

>>107182800 (OP)
>muh space magnetic storm
never happened never will, only happens in rimworld and is very annoying btw

>>107184187
and Space isnt real too right?
meds time skitzo

>>107184020
wakanda hologram cammo that they use to keep niggers out will be affected.

>>107183115
>>107182901
hoping for some cool sky lights

>>107182901
Is this the X flare or a prediction for where the CME will hit? I think it's the flare and nothing happened

>5.1
lmao