Thread 29042785

Post any videos with animals.
Humans being rekted by animals.
Animals being rekted by other animals.
Or animals being rekted by humans.

Bull in a China shop.

This one is so satisfying.

>>29042836
That was. Also was probably fucking the donkey too, very popular pass time.
>>29042857
What a massive faggot

Horton smears a poo.

>>29042861
The fast crabs enjoy the neverending cannibal buffet.

>>29042929
>Humanity.webm

>>29042810
Now that's what I call a BBQ Pit

>>29042976
what animal did they extract?

>>29042785 (OP)
>Or animals being rekted by humans.
NO

>>29043104
ACK face

>>29043066
Yes.
If there is a toll to be paid, the toll must be paid.

>>29043022
When the shed is a rockin,

>>29042810
i get culling diseased livestock, but they could have spared them the pain by killing them first. bugman casual indifference to suffering is worrisome, I do not want these "people" ruling the world.

>>29042861
nigger, the crabs even get to the side, he could just drive slower and no crabs would be harmed.
Faggot.

>>29042920
what a fool

>>29042902
it's like a metaphor.

>>29042810

the only known footage of the massacre in bucha, the oinkraine

>>29042861
why isn't anyone going around filling up buckets with free seafood? do you know how expensive that shit is in a store?

>>29042857
Not only are they Serbians they are Serbians that live and work for the country that bombed them.

>>29042789
s L o e W E s t .... . R e a C T i O n ... E V e R ..

>>29043250
ok, i was not expecting that.
That is flawed design of the coop and of the bird...looking at you man AND God.

>>29043093
Awesome cinematography even in this low quality phone video.

>>29042966
Yessir

>>29042789
Is the dream ? Looks like dream i once had.

Online and open to... let's call it possibilities. emyzeth

>>29043277
If he had gone slower the crabs wouldn't have moved to the side at all, dumbass

>>29043045
I think it was a hare

>>29043443
yeah

>>29042825
That nigga broke like glass

Do you have cat blender vid

>>29042861
faux sound, it is from crash bandicoot 1 for psx.

>>29043055
The crotch death grip being applied by a pro.

>>29043314
its a combination of them being too small not tasty enough and being illegal

>>29042829
how did the kid not die or get seriously injured

>>29043285
He's not a fool, he knows the chinese eat dogs and he just want to try something new.
I dont like you. I prefer tigers.

>>29042789
Should have noticed the Kaotic watermark.

>>29042829
post part 2

>>29042894
DON'T FUCK WITH A SHARK EVEN IF IT'S TINY

>>29042894
Deserved

>>29042836
>>29042889
The donkey clip is edited, he rides the donkey first, donkey bites him, kid then beats the fuck out of the donkey.
You can clearly see his shorts are clean before and during the ride, he lands on his ass and then next clip you can see his back and shorts are now dirty.

>>29043438
malfunction.

>>29044781
hes DEAD like a damn fool

Do I have your attention, or are you playing hard to get? emyzeth

>>29043120
Whoa he tore him a new asshole. At one point you can actually see that the horn has gone through his entire ass and is poking out the side of his leg

Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight. emyzeth

>>29043251
>I do not want these "people" ruling the world.
You can thank (((Murica))) for not letting the Japs cull them during WW2, not to mention outsourcing all of their fucking manufacturing to them and building them up just to spite the Soviets. As much as I'm disgusted by chink behavior, I find Amerimutts and their hook-nosed overlords far more worthy of contempt.

>>29045816
Even when I was like 12 years old manning a grill, I knew to use a small paper cup to pour or toss fuel into the grill and not from the bottle

>>29044841
nice catch

>>29042964
white woman saying stop it lmfao theyre such a retarded species

>>29042961
based 'phant

>>29046331
I've inherited about 60 acres in the middle of bumfuck. 45 minutes to the nearest grocery store. When I got there everything was overgrown, falling apart, and cats EVERYWHERE. So after work, between chores, and on the weekends this is my favorite pass time. Just a couple beers, a pack of marb reds, and the 10-22 or whichever firearm so tickles my fancy. Won't use a 12 gauge ever again. Makes clean up take too long.

>>29042785 (OP)
Rocket

>>29042810
the classic
my friend used to send this in our group chat as a super funny joke when we were like 14, it used to piss me off so much
i'm 21 now
>>29043251
yeah, it's fucked
the only real solution is buying locally produced food, but a globalized economy is just too tempting & cheap & convenient, especially after the CIA made everyone retarded & 9/11 made everyone give up
atleast now i can buy canned pineapples for $4 instead of pineapples being a luxury item like 100 years ago :DDD

>>29046094
>You can thank (((Murica))) for not letting the Japs cull them during WW2, not to mention outsourcing all of their fucking manufacturing to them and building them up just to spite the Soviets. As much as I'm disgusted by chink behavior, I find Amerimutts and their hook-nosed overlords far more worthy of contempt.
i never thought of it that way
damn

>>29043055
lmao he sounded like the half-life scientific for a second

>>29045882
what the fuck man
i thought that was gonna be way worse, but still, why even bother doing that
beavis & butthead shit

>>29046382
Nobody gives a fuck about your blogpost

>>29043135
holy shit he's lucky
i like how the other dog tries to help & ward off the alligator, splendid creatures

>>29043055
why doesn't he just let go of the cable, what the fuck

>>29046488
eheheh

>>29043331
are you schizo or some shit?

>>29042857
>Ottawa
Dogs must be constantly going insane there with the ultra low testosterone levels in all the humans.

>>29042797
FUCK DEER!

>>29046621
>Tiger "hold my beer"

>>29042819
Bone daddy lasso...indeed.

>>29046495
I read that anons post you giganigger.

>>29046689
do you have to post fake shit?

>>29042847
god that pisses me off

>>29042994
kek

>>29043277
true
think about how many crabs must end up partially run over & die slowly
>>29043314
>>29044575
interesting

>>29042894
i just feel bad for the kid

>>29042994
that shit hurts, man
i've been kicked by goats when i was a kid & it left bad bruises
that thing is a bit bigger though

>>29042861
This kills the crab

>>29043055
>>29042847
cats tend to get pissed when you pet them on the top of the head
they see it as aggressive/jarring
idk why it's everyone's first instinct, but you'll notice a lot of the time when a cat flips its shit it's being restrained and/or touched on the head

>>29042819
grabbed by the asshole... Indeed

>>29045882
Niggers. Its always niggers

>>29043093
>clash of titans.webm
more like pacific rim

>>29046542
wtf was it trying to accomplish, i wonder
my mom had a bite taken out of her leg by the pet monkey of some rich couple when she lived in belize
that was in like 1980
the scar is crazy

>>29046515
"the cunt was headin to the crown jewels"
kek

>>29046535
Clean it jannie

>>29046535
that looks like a rich person's house, too

>>29046589
thats like some shit i would do as a kid

>>29046594
he probably keeps them in that room all day & in the cage for 8 hours at night
it's no wonder they'd get restless/agitated, especially if they're un-neutered males
i always end up having to let my cats outside some of the time

still, a neglected cat will cause less problems than a neglected dog

>>29043104
Is this a the binding of isaac reference? cricket's head?!?!!?

>>29042825
where do you find these? There are compilations on youtube of some great ones but I need sauces. Like cows exploding in green.

>>29042810
That is going to be one crazy grease fire. It might still be burning

>>29042829
Fucking gold.

>>29042847
what a fabulous idea. bring a child with instincts to cry and act vulnerable in front of an animal with instincts that make it go after small and vulnerable.

>>29044647
the puffy jacket and thick clothing probably helped
if the fence were more sturdy, i'm sure he would've been hurt worse, but it absorbed some of the shock
but yeah, he's lucky if he didn't get any sort of head injury
probably got the wind knocked out of him though

>>29042861
they have a very low radius of spatial awareness

>>29047036
children that young shouldn't even be on TV or in movies, honestly
if they're too young to understand english or understand what the fuck is going on, that's just gonna be confusing at best & traumatizing at worst

>>29042898
LOL someone needs to push him off the slide

>>29042898
bad parenting

>>29043013
omg that sound

if it were his dad, it would make sense to laugh & show him it's no big deal, but the mom should be comforting when he's freaking out like that

>>29043208
wtf are these rats?

>>29046495
if you didnt care why did you fucking post

take your miserable life cope somewhere else

>>29046644
I've seen one of those hatch and yes hell no.

>>29043208
oh my GOD man
>>29047079
looks like it
i guess in this step of whatever the fuck they're doing, they remove the hair
it seems like they have a process for this

>>29047100
eheheh

>>29047104
or some kind of adrenaline suppressive thing? Somthing with the blood? Ugh its weird like theyre softboiling and hardboilding rats

>>29042847
>Tranquila tranquila :)

>>29042920
>The Tiger rapes the small dog when it barks

>>29047112
OH
i think i get it now
there's a third pot to the left out of frame
THAT'S the pot they actually get cooked alive in
the other two pots are purely for hair removal

>>29043159
let the donkey out of the yoke
he'll kill that dog in about 5 seconds

>>29047166
eeek yeah that could be. the possibilities are endless. they could be prepping them for lots of things its fucking weird regardless and would never end up (hopefully) on a no animals were harmed product

>>29043043
elephants are like white people of the animal world. if they wanna fuck you up, it's not up to you whether or not it happens and other animals think they're passive instead of patient or apathetic

>>29047219
elephants are just like any other animal. They will defend and ensure resources for themselves before other species. It has nothing to do with difference's of other elephants.

>>29042906
This is what Terry Davis programmed his realistic elephant to do

>>29042953
Was not expecting the pitiful little squeak

>>29047295
me neither
it looks like the horse realizes it did something
at the very end, it lifts its foot and checks what happened

>>29047192
yeah..

>>29044474
i like how no one ever tries any effective shit like this when a dog is actually mauling a kid or another animal

>>29045665
kirby fish
that is kinda terrifying though
such a dopey face for something that lethal

>>29042929
<3

>>29045665
Mohel fish....oy vey

What the fuck Connor. You seemed so innocent in your Nuzlocke threads

>>29042924
MODDDDDDDS

>>29044841
damn, rip
nice catch though yeah

>>29042976
fuck
brutal
could've been worse, i guess

>>29042992
faggot tour guide lured it in the water with a piece of food

>>29042920
Damn impressively quick kill.

gotta put on a show for the rich people, i guess?
i like how the boat was more or less silent after that
i like to think they realize something's wrong with what they just witnessed

>>29047324
Probably would want to avoid doming the child.

>>29042967
i didn't know turtles could scream

>>29047409
you forgot to tag the post your referencing sweetheart

>>29047324
There's a security cam clip in an american carpark of a pitt that grabbed a young girl. It took like 6 people to get it to stop thrashing, and they couldn't get it off until one of them cut the dog's throat with a pocket knife. It held on until the very end. Pitt's are insanely tough.

>>29047420
cool find it and post it.

>>29047420
>It took like 6 people to get it to stop thrashing, and they couldn't get it off until one of them cut the dog's throat with a pocket knife. It held on until the very end. Pitt's are insanely tough.
yeah but how much shit did they try before throat-slitting, exactly?
eye gouging? shoving things up its ass? pulverizing its limbs? ANYTHING?

>>29047419
it went with this >>29047399
i just assumed there would be no posts in between, so it would make sense

>>29047432
its a dog, it doesnt take much unless it has rabies. maybe it had rabies?

>>29045816
I hate when owners are responsible for the pets death. If you just thought for one second and used one braincell, it wouldn't have to suffer and you wouldn't have to grieve. Complete regards

>>29047440
idk what you're tagging me for
i've never seen a dog with rabies irl, but maybe that does make them more persistent, idk
the other anon was right, though, from what i've seen pitbulls are very persistent

i just don't understand how no one thinks to try anything besides throat-slitting
shatter its spine or something non-lethal first, it would probably be more effective at getting it away from the kid while also being less lethal
people are so irrational

>>29047437
they make more more money feeding the wild pigs to the future fashion accessories

>>29047443
sometimes it's just bad luck, but yeah
probably equal parts bad luck and retardation in this case

>>29047454
oh shit
there's money to be made from alligator fashion accessories?
idk if i understand you correctly

>>29043013
sounds like a tranny

>>29047450
LOL i dont know either now bro my bad. I think I am confusing this with somthing else idk im totally weirded out myself. I trackeck back the replies and I dont know honestly. lol

>>29047432
If sawing it's throat open with a pocket knife didn't get it to let go, then I dont think shoving your thumb up its ass is going to accomplish much, to be honest.

I can't speak of every breed, but it's really hard to do neck and spine injuries to a dog with your bare hands. Remember they spend their entire lives holding their head up and develop thick muscles and strong spines.

I used to live with a bloke that trained and bred dogs, and he said that pitts in particular aren't very good dogs for training, but you breed them into your stock because they're stubborn and basically invincible, so you want them to grab onto a target and not let go, then you pick an obedience trait from another breed and hope that you can get them to release when you tell them to. I'm explaining it awfully but that's the gist.

>>29043120
Great posture

>>29045665
The crab's armor though? Hello? He just ignored it

>>29043104
>WANNA PET 'IM?

>>29047475
i feel you
>>29047484
>If sawing it's throat open with a pocket knife didn't get it to let go, then I dont think shoving your thumb up its ass is going to accomplish much, to be honest.
yeah i agree, but i'm saying you could START with the thumb up its ass before moving on to throat-slitting
i realize time is of the essence when a kid is in danger, so idk
>I can't speak of every breed, but it's really hard to do neck and spine injuries to a dog with your bare hands. Remember they spend their entire lives holding their head up and develop thick muscles and strong spines.
oh yeah, i didn't mean with bare hands lol
if there's nothing available to smash its spine with, then yeah
>>29047484
>I used to live with a bloke that trained and bred dogs, and he said that pitts in particular aren't very good dogs for training, but you breed them into your stock because they're stubborn and basically invincible, so you want them to grab onto a target and not let go, then you pick an obedience trait from another breed and hope that you can get them to release when you tell them to. I'm explaining it awfully but that's the gist.
nah that's a good explanation
interesting
i never thought about it, but it makes sense to mix them with other breeds

>>29047501
*CRUNCH*
no match for the vacuum, i guess
there's gaps in the joints as well

>>29047522
>yeah i agree, but i'm saying you could START with the thumb up its ass before moving on to throat-slitting
Yeah you're right actually. Half the time you see people trying to whip the dog with the leash, like thats gonna do fuck all

>>29046605
lol

>>29042836
new Shrek just dropped

>>29043389
I mean, don't drink and get-hit-by-bull, duh.

>>29046654
pretty cool
i wonder if there's any engineering applications for this

>>29047017
Naw, you can see it go out before the end of the video. Animal bodies are mostly water, which cools tissue to 212 degrees when it boils. The pig fat doesn't burn until over 500. It takes like 80,000 calories of extra fuel to boil off the water in a body before the remaining fat and bone can burn.

There's just no efficient way to kill with fire. You just burn the creature really bad and it hurts a ton while its body slowly dehydrates due to the missing outer layer.

These bugmen could have spent half as much on a couple tanks of nitrogen and suffocated the pigs without suffering.

>>29046719
that's cool it can climb
little homunculus
>>29046666
checked

>>29045816
>Chasing your dog that you just caught on fire
Holy crap that's fucked
Sorry for having shitty owners, RIP

>>29047041
Parents will be like "thank god he survived!" to their now-retarded son who was born with 150 IQ

>>29047408
badass

>>29047542
>Half the time you see people trying to whip the dog with the leash, like thats gonna do fuck all
for real
that & pulling it in the opposite direction, poking/tapping it with a stick, etc
it's rage-inducing

>>29046719
>BEHOLD

>>29047608
it does make you wonder how often this happens :/
i'm sure by his age the parents would be able to tell if he became retarded

that clip could've been worse, all things considered
sheep & goats & donkeys are aggressive but they fuck off if you scare them a bit
it's good the parents noticed and acted quickly

i think the reason he was attacked is the ram thought he was going after the lambs
he was probably respectful around them & just got unlucky that time, that's probably why the parents felt comfortable letting him in there semi-unsupervised

>>29046824
Why not? For absolute ever, while this kid's Boomer dad says boomer dumb-shit, the kid can just
>Hey Dad
>Remember when you put your finger in a shark's mouth
>And so the shark ate your finger
>And now you don't have a finger
>Pepperidge Farms remembers, Dad.

>>29042953
I can't tell what animal this is. Bird? Bunny?

i hung out around goats when i was very young
i got kicked a few times but luckily nothing that bad ever happened
i did touch an electric fence once when i was 7, that shit scared me

>>29047636
eheheh

>>29042924
Mods do your fucking job

I had a whole thing written out and then it went straight to a preloaded VA page with an accidental right click. It usually takes 10 seconds for the page that showed up to load and it was up to date. and I can switch back and forward between 4chan and that page seamlessly witth go back and go forward

>>29042976
This is why 'tug' is one of the top-4 games to play with your dog. Its cooperative meal-splitting on an instinctual level.

>>29047664
Tsar wil be the roadblock death of you

>>29047661
a preloaded VA page??? wym?
>It usually takes 10 seconds for the page that showed up to load and it was up to date. and I can switch back and forward between 4chan and that page seamlessly witth go back and go forward
yeah, i like when that happens
it's strange it's kinda random when it lets you do that and when it reloads the entire page
idk why that is
>I had a whole thing written out and then it went straight to a preloaded VA page with an accidental right click.
i hate when that shit happens & i lose my writings, sorry

>>29043104
good, fuck dogs

>>29047674
you arent a veteran lol

>>29047674
you get 6-month waiting doc appointments too? Cant get my blood pressure meds until I die 3 motnhs before my appointment.

Is there more jeet get trampled by elephants? Some of them ITT is pretty funny

The only safe veteran is the one who goes to the emergency department

>>29047683
true
i forgot that's what VA often means
>>29047695
nah but i owe $900 to the only decent hospital nearby because i wanted to make sure a hallucination in my right eye wasn't from a stroke
the local hospital immediately puts you on IV zoloft and tries to kill you, it's messed up
i hate this tiny town
>Cant get my blood pressure meds until I die 3 motnhs before my appointment.
best of luck
you could maybe buy generic indian versions of the same drugs, you know
i've done that for stimulants but they sell generic versions of pretty much any drug
takes about a month to ship normally
good luck either way

in the past, around 20 years ago, you could buy cheap chinese antibiotics online
alot of preppers used to do that
i wouldn't trust it now, though
but the indian stuff still works

>but the indian stuff still works
idk about indian antibiotics, but pharmaceuticals in general, i mean
sorry for the stream of consciousness, i'm out of it
good luck everyone

>>29046805
is the deer ok?

>>29046595
>Thrilled for Uncharted 4
Cat was on the right.

>>29047219
that's an apt analogy. They're the most peaceful animals specifically because they know every other creature exists only because they allow it.

>>29043250
how the fuck did it even get stuck there in the first place

>>29042967
i think this is the worst in the thread for me
the fear turning to panic is so childlike

>>29046679
Henry Krowssinger

>>29042869
classic

>>29043251
i don't even know why they bother with the fire when they literally fill in the hole 30 seconds later
unless they're having fun, i guess

>>29047219
>>29047769
that is not the nature of whites or elephants lol

>>29047597
good post
interesting about the fire

>>29046629
AMAZING

>>29046805
Why isn't THIS shown in schools?
"You will still be alive while they eat you."
Should clear some things up.

>>29047802
If the subject is relevant to your line of work, nitrogen is an ideal method because animal lungs can't detect a lack of oxygen. They detect the presence of carbon dioxide. When Co2 is present, the panic reflex sets in. So as long as no CO2 is produced during a slaughtering process, no panic will be created either. Those hogs could have just breathed their last with a healthy dose of happy-gas and been none-the-wiser.
If you gotta burn them for disease, just burn the carcasses. They're easier to handle anyway.

>>29046603
eagles are weird. I once watched one just chillin on a sidewalk, decide to shred a seagull for no obvious reason besides seagulls are fucking annoying. Didn't eat it, just pounced on it and dismantled it in seconds, I guess for fun or because fuck seagulls.

>>29042889
>What a massive faggot
That goes without saying, as the location is given as Canada at the start of the video.

>>29043277
They're crabs, glorified bugs. I'd drive faster and see how many I could splatter.
Obviously the cars running them over is having no impact on there population.
>>29043314
these crabs don't taste good.

>>29042964
it's interesting it recognizes the cat as a non-threat even though it's right next to it's fawn and a carnivore, but goes straight for the dog instead.
Must have thought it was coyote

>>29042964
oh shit, those things are actually dangerous. I walk past a bunch of them on my hikes, and they seem very docile. maybe I should be packing heat just in case.

>>29047913
i do wonder what the hell was up with that
>even though it's right next to it's fawn
OH holy shit
i hadn't noticed the fawn

i thought they usually weren't aggressive unless they had young to take care of, that's why i was confused about that clip

>>29047930
normally, it's only in certain seasons & when they're raising young that you have to worry about aggression
but it's usually a good idea to be packing heat when you're outside town anyway, IMO

>>29046515
Straya is God's dev kit with survival mode permalocked On.

>>29043169
I wish they had just let it happen.

>>29046578
That's a fackin Roo, m8.

>>29042825
So donkeys commit suicide.

>>29047913
Probably because the cat is smaller than the fawn and just generally isn't big enough to register as a threat while the dog is big enough and wolf shaped to be worth fighting.

>>29047947
bleheheh
>>29047954
it's a bouncy deer

>>29042949
what language is this?

it doesn't sound like a language usually near alligators

>>29045665
5 bucks if you stick your dick in there.

>>29048094
that is true
it sounds like russian almost

>>29046881
Socio-economic factors you racist.

>>29047630
Fuck you Diogenes!

New here, but I know how to make an impression. Thoughts? emyzeth

>>29045816
i wish this was a little longer, not because the dog was hurt or anything but just to see the chaos, poor doggo

>>29042964
people wont believe me. But dear are fuck assholes.

>>29043120
Sometimes you get the horns

>>29043120
funny how he hides his face in shame

>>29042810
that shit looks like hell!

>>29042857
i just hate dogfags in general. unless you are a farmer or something you only have dogs to satisfy your cute lust. you can't control a dog.

>>29042829
"Hello, my name is Ram Knoxville, and this is fuck around and find out?"

>>29043150
Darwin award?

>>29042819
>Ponganle el lazo
"Rope it!!" Basically

>>29048369
he changes it to "un cabezaso!" towards the end lol

>>29042994
Humans need spears always

>>29048363
someone fucking explain this

>>29043208
See they downgraded from cat; those tariffs man...

>>29045808
She must've done something

>>29045811
Fucking assholes

>>29042964
I once punched a fucking deer in the face for being a nigger.

>>29042829
most satisfying one so far ITT

>>29042829
that li'l fucker wouldn't stay down.

>>29042847
the female urge to expose yourself and your progeny to immediate existential danger
the female urge to subvert probabilities and the laws of nature

>>29043171
I know what you are

>>29043277
Oh no not the hecking sea bugs!!help!!!

>>29042898
Little faggot
>>29047049
Found the kid from the video

>>29048094
probably portuguese

>>29046495
You care and you're upset, or you wouldn't have replied lmfao

>>29048221
Femoral artery - rip

>>29048094
monkeyzillian moortugese

>>29047781
ur retarded

>>29047376
>>29047654
Are you both retarded?

>>29042829
Would beat that thing to death

>>29042847
That worthless bitch just let's that retarded bitch take her child from her? What the fuck? Zero protective instinct. More concerned with saving face and looking nice than protecting her child. Kill everything in this webm except the child

>>29042949
Fucking fragi

>>29045882
Niggers are not human.