Kot has come home to /gif/

>>29126630 (OP)

>>29126640
Based Big Shits Slippers makin' em seethe

>>29126640
Based duck

>>29126817
daw

>>29127153
out fucking skilled
thanks for the dollar rube

>>29126752
Ah, Charles Ives sounds so wonderful when played on the ivories

establish dominance

>>29127238
I've got a beautiful pure bred ragdoll that does this to me. Very sweet and charming, until she's doing it to my mouth and nose while I'm sleeping.

>>29127238
both are flat faced, recessed maxilla

>>29127357
I always scruff grab my cats when I pick them up from doing something I didn't want to do. I genuinely think it makes them like you more. Like they start to think of you as a motherly parental figure. All the cats I've had in my life had a pretty chill and friendly personality, and I wonder if that has something to do with it.

>>29126630 (OP)
For me it's camgirl cats since this is /gif/

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>>29126806
Quack

>>29127570
OP here, May is always welcomed in Kot

>>29128089
wtf chat is this REAL?!

>>29127357
Lol

Sure, have a kot

>>29126817
>RainWorld.mp4

>>29128511
Buffering.

>>29127182
Slapped the pronouns out your fucking mouth.

>>29128511
not their turn with the brain cell that day, huh

>>29127213
Nice pussy reveal

>>29127570
>For me it's camgirl cats since this is /gif/

>>29128089

>>29129160
Bruh

>>29126649
nice bathroom cat

>>29129228
Based Chad Cat.

>>29129127
>when the cat has the highest iq in the room

>>29129190
Kek

>>29126630 (OP)

>>29129190
I always play Female Brenton.
But I will never get enough of how hilarious it is when I hit that skooommaaa.
I remember putting a house fan inside my pc in 2004 when I overlooked Morrowind with 188mods
TES6 better get their shit together

>>29126747
something something pussy

>>29127195
fucking albert einstein of cats

how do I get a kitty that looks cool?

>>29130832
>Bethesda
>getting their shit together
Top-fucking-KEK!!

>>29130921
you contact your local shelter, arrange a visit and pick one
pay like 20€ for the registration and paper work and take it home

>>29129190
iconic video, that one and the one where the cat crunhc soul gems

>>29129208
Amazing.

>>29127195
what the actual fuck?
Feline brains are capable of this kind of logic?

>>29127357
Alpha

>>29131340
he went bonkers

>>29127570
She's perfection

>>29129150
I lost.

>>29127182
ugly jew, based cat

>>29126817
"What's his name?"
"DragonBallz"

>>29131110
Ya man. Raise a cat yourself, keep it challenged and you'll be amazed at what they can do. Mine would strategize all the time. He'd play fetch, hide and seek and he even understood pointing. He'd open doors like that one so I'd have to tie them shut from the other side if I needed him away from something. He couldn't open the front door because he thankfully never figured out how to unlock it.
The first year is key, keep them stimulated, like with new toys they have to figure out, new games to play etc. It takes work but it's fun and eventually the most rewarding thing you can do outside of have kids I guess. Give them an outlet for their aggression, don't suppress it like a woman would. At the end of the day they'll respect you and that's where you get the good shit. They're bros. Cats don't respect female owners, they put up with them.

>>29132576
you seem like a cool dude

>>29126640
The guy must be a huge fucking faggot. The kitty had to be an alpha figure and show them how to hunt

>>29127182
I FUCKING KNEEL

>>29127197
Mewtosis

>>29129160
Damn those slaps got some ass to them

>>29129127
Cats hate retards. Every time I've seen a cat interact with a tard, they stare at them like this, then give the tard wrangler/parent this look of disgust for their failure to devour it when it was born. Yet another reason cats are honorary Aryans, they understand the necessity of eugenics/genetic cleansing.

>>29129150
The Walls of Eryx

>>29132702
Lol. This reminds me of the roaming outdoor cats that periodically come.to my house and intimidate my cats through the window.

>>29126817
Impressive

>>29133237
>Cats hate retards
Tards will kill cats for fun without a second's hesitation. Cat is right to be afraid.

>>29127182

>>29126630 (OP)
Kot with what looks to be Hitler mo and right arm extended in the air? All Hail Kotler!

>>29130655

Yo kotor Bantha poodoo!

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>>29126817
Wow! He moves better than those Ukrainian veterans!

My black cat is dying at the moment. She is 11 months old.

Probably tommorow or late at night she will be gone from this world.
As a kitten she was was the most vicious to eat. She was the first to learn to suck milk from the syringe.
I wish she gets better, but the odds are slim. I will give her water till she can still swallows it.

>>29135139
I guess she finally choked.

>>29130654
Lost hard. I don't know why.

>>29132926
>The guy must be a huge fucking faggot
100%. Slippers is the man of the house. You can see the disgust in his eyes.

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>>29127182
inshallah

>>29135139
take it to a vet?

>>29127420
iirc enacting violence upon them is whats responsible for forming violent personalities, so more reasonable punishments might indeed lead to softer personalities overall.

>>29126640
I hate people who don't put bells on outdoor cats
Fuck you stupid antisocial nigger

>>29135094
Haha so hilarious
Triple digit delivery of cruise missiles btw
A toast to a million dead vatnigger zubhumans and the world understanding and acting on exactly what kind of worthless animals pidorashkas are

>>29136687
Was that actually a bobcat or a small mountain lion?

>>29135930
I think this is funnier without context

>>29137045
3 good boy tokens have been deposited in your managed GlobalCrypto account.

>>29137618
We've now established that cats hate faggots.

>>29127570

>>29137699
to me it looked like a mountain lion
but let's call it a dog, because why not

>>29138446
>to me it looked like a mountain lion
It was a mountain lion, but fortunately it didn't give two shits about the humans in the area. This one was probably a juvenile.

>>29137699
Average sized gougar

>>29126817
Nice. You play the hand you're dealt.

>>29126640
Cats are faggots

>>29127204
This is real BTW, In the mid 80s a redneck taught his cat Nathan to drive. To be fair, Nathan wasn't a very good driver and he had several serious accidents, including one that killed 16 black men who were waiting for a bus. Nathan was unharmed, but he lost his license when he failed a parallel parking test. Nonetheless, he continued to drive until the day he died, which coincidentally also caused another mass casualty event among black men. There are several monuments that commemorate Nathan across the South, the most famous of which is in Virginia, which depicts Nathan wearing an authentic Confederate General's coat.

>>29138360
gets me every time

>>29136934
I hate rhodent lovers.
Fucking Idiot assholes. Die of Plague.

>>29126816
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG
Soooooo Fucking Wrong!

Wrong Cat!

Dominance, hell.
Cats more often exhibit personality traits of their owners.

>>29128511
Zoonotic spillover of TDS

>>29130655
The Birth of the Criminal Mind

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>>29126630 (OP)

>>29126846
he is tired

>>29127182
>>29134221

>>29135094
son of a bitch

>>29127182
based cat

>>29127570
fish smell

>>29140820
topkek

>>29138760
I've seen a cougar quite a bit bigger than that in the Coast Range south of San Francisco. A couple times a year a cougar fucks someone up, but fatalities are rare.

>>29138824
>Cats are faggots
Obviously a shill for Big Dog.

>>29126756
retard

>>29136934
>putting bells on a fucking animal
kill yourself abuser

>>29137748
that's a well-known fact

>>29138899
That is some of the creepiest shit I've seen.

>>29138818
What?

>>29140744
The Third Reich shall rise again!

>>29138360
Lmao

>>29126846
MODS

>>29130654

>>29132576
>At the end of the day they'll respect you and that's where you get the good shit. They're bros. Cats don't respect female owners, they put up with them.
Can concur. One of my best friends I ever had, including humans, was this gigantic orange tabby cat that simply walked into my house one day while my family was moving into it back when I was teenager. He sussed us out, realized we were cool, and then decided to spend the rest of his life with us. He really responded to respect, if you showed it to him he would be the biggest bro a cat could possibly be. He would play with you, hang out, never whine or be mean. Eventually we found out he would prowl the neighborhood looking for people smoking weed, and then hang around them getting high lol. A few years later when I started smoking, sometimes he would join me and my friends on the patio. One time I took a big rip and then patted him on the back. He turned to me, I gave him a huge shotgun, and then for a while he just sat there with his eyes closed. Suddenly he exhales through his nose and he actually inhaled it! We almost died laughing. A little while later he walked out onto the grass, laid down, and just looked up at the stars for like 30 minutes. God I miss that cat.

RIP Sammy

>>29129095
Who is she?

>>29127197
Duplicat

>>29128089
I had a cat who would do this, though she mostly played by rubbing her face on the keys. Miss her.

>>29132185
Lil man wants pizza

>>29140820
He's as good at math as I am

>>29143023
Kek

>>29142839
song name?

>>29141715
Ukrainians are trying out new technologies to improve performance of their ordinance. This is known as yпoвiльнeнe poзгopтaння мacтилa or "delayed deployment lubrication" after the first major bounce on this vehicles shock system the cat will be crushed and its blood and guts will provide lubrication going forward.

>>29126640
My cat used to bring home birds, mice, snakes, whatever. You had to say "well, thank you, what a good boy you are" and so on and so forth. If you didn't, he would just sit there and stare. I understand that was his way of providing something in return or whatever, but it was rather annoying.

>>29137045
Do you get an alert anytime anyone posts "ukraine" or "ukrainian"?

>>29143124
Resurrection by PPK

>>29143256
Lmao my cat does the same shit when I fart

>>29143256
>>29143370
disgusting

>>29132702
>>29133265
Reminds me of the owl from that one Elvis/rooster movie as a kid.

>>29126747
Ahh yes... the pussy yearns for vibration

>>29138899
dubs of nightmare fuel

>>29136687
They want to be our pets so bad bros...

>>29137614
Well done soldier, now return to base.

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>>29129208
>>29131098

Totally.
I am amazed and bamboozled

>>29140744
Why do people put Rammstein in these kinds of videos? He's singing "here comes the sun", it's not very menacing.

>>29134071
>>29134071

It's bit of a stretch bit i think there is possible feeling of higher sense of danger around some mentally ill.
The cart is not judging the exterior of the person,is rather focusing on him for unpredictability or unfamiliarity.

Of course everything is just said my speculation.

>>29140200
lol

>>29145577
Yeah, they don't cogitate
>that retard is dangerous
but they imo can pick up the "vibe" or intuit the danger. Animals just know.

>>29129208
How is he filming that and reaching into it? I'd really love an overview of the whole thing

>>29141623
it's gnarly

>>29142320
Looks like he had a vibe radar or something and just wanted to be where the energy was right. Almost like he had a human soul tucked into that big orange frame.
he lives on in your stories, and it’s a damn good..r.i.p

>>29143040
I'm pretty sure that God thinks cats are his finest creation.

>What is this kot sht
>https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/kot
>started on tumblr and imgur
Wait, so now yous eating tumblr leftovers? Well, at least its not tranny shit

>>29146046
>the earliest known usage of the image was posted on 4chan's /int/ board
Go back.

>>29146046
>>29146081
I remember caturdays on 4chan 12 years back
People posting cat/kot related content

>>29145828
spoopy

>>29146046
>What is this Kot shit
Stop trying to fit and go the fuck back already. No one likes you.

Thread is now over

>>29147490
Oops wrong one, time for tonal whiplash

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>>29140196
>disapproves of kot
Dump her.

>>29143213
The accepted theory behind cats bringing home gifts for their owners is that they view us as defective cats who can't hunt for themselves.

>>29126816
That rat wouldn't last 0.5 seconds with my cat. My little bastard attacks everything and everyone.

>>29147467

>>29126630 (OP)
https://www.reddit.com/r/ARK/comments/18bd9al/how_the_hell_do_i_get_rid_of_swamp_fever/ □

>>29139818
If only, cats will kill anything they can for shits and giggles like that duck there. They literally kill billions each year, contributing to wild life decimation and even endangerment. Then when the birds are gone you get your cat and yourself a tick problem and so on. Only retards and toxoplasmose infested catfags defend this kind of bullshit.

>>29141238
Then don't let your cat outside, you have to be PETA levels of braindead to prefer a wildlife murderhobo roam free than annoy your cat a bit each time it leaves home.

>>29136934
>I hate people who don't put bells on outdoor cats
>Fuck you stupid antisocial nigger

>>29139818
>I hate rhodent lovers.
>Fucking Idiot assholes. Die of Plague.

What is this a 4chan communication of basic level ?

>>29144789
"I have a dream"

>>29147940
stop yapping already or I'll get another cat without bell

>>29132541
Underrated reply.

>>29129222
Fatboy

>>29143256
it thinks it's another cat growling from the cadence

>>29140977
Yeah, most gougars get much bigger than that and they are absolutely terrifying when you come face to face with them. I would honestly much rather run into a wolf or anything short of a grizzly than have to face another one of them down.

>>29129144
>>29144789
>There was a time where these videos were the absolute pinnacle of internet humor
We used to live in much simpler times.

>>29144795
Lol

>>29144149
Cute face

>>29126640
Looked like a huge shit.

>>29148059
>"Ah wha is tis? Is tis a FolChan of a basic rever? XIAOHONGSHU!"

>>29144660
Good cats

>>29147940
This is why I let my dogs kill outside cats that come into the yard.
They are at 7 so far. Keep your pets indoors and stop letting them kill wildlife and shit on other peoples property.

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>>29147940
Kek

>>29148941
I don't know

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>>29146046
who do you think edits that silly website if not le ledditfags and tumblr fags, you collosal dork

>>29147932
This one is kino. Thanks anon

>>29146046
This nigga went to knowyourmeem for accurate info about here.

>>29148885
but now... we have this fucking trash of "humor" >>29147495

>>29147495
>>29149755
That is very specific clip made for and probably by kids whit attention spam of an ant...

>>29130756
Always single file. It hides their numbers

>>29129166
Classic, his scream of pain.

>>29147940
>If only, cats will kill anything they can for shits and giggles like that duck there. They literally kill billions each year, contributing to wild life decimation and even endangerment. Then when the birds are gone you get your cat and yourself a tick problem and so on. Only retards and toxoplasmose infested catfags defend this kind of bullshit.
kek even the royal society for the protection of birds doesn't blame cats for making birds extinct, as always it's habitat destruction from human development.
anyway having natural pest control is awesome, mine brings me 3-4 dead mice every week, she does such a good job.

>>29150160
the collective IQ from this mass of orange is perhaps minus 10.

>>29141715
video of freeing a cat played in reverse

>>29147940
Cats are superior beings, second only to White men. As such, cats may kill as many inferior beings as they like whenever they want for any reason, or for no reason at all.

>>29148289
I like how he celebrates his victory by flexing his ears right before he goes back in.

>>29148289
Why doesn't the squirrel try to run away?

>>29144795
Beast mode

>>29148978
>let my dogs kill outside cats
I hope a Chinaman moves in next door to you.

>>29136934
I can understand putting bells on trannies and black men, but doing that to a cat beyond the pale. Cats are kind, gentle creatures full of love and good natured mischief.

>>29138477
Thank God that the man saw the cat first.

>>29142654
You can't really blame the cat.

>>29143145
>the cat will be crushed and its blood and guts will provide lubrication going forward.
This is why Ukraine will lose the war.

>>29151086
>second only to white men
Chinks>cats, therefore chinks>white men

>>29147734
>The accepted theory behind cats bringing home gifts for their owners is that they view us as defective cats who can't hunt for themselves.
Is it settled science or just the accepted consensus?

>>29150570
>as always it's habitat destruction from human development
Guess what also comes with that, introduction of invasive species, like cats for example.

>>29129222
His name is Chris Christy.

>>29129228
Before the Internet and social media started you would never see cats going around slapping other animals.

>>29130934
>you contact your local shelter, arrange a visit and pick one
>pay like 20€ for the registration and paper work and take it home
What happens if the cat is racist or he's a populist?

>>29147685
The silly Aussie narrating video trope is so cringe everyone that thinks that's funny should fucking die.

>>29129228
Oh shut up you fat sack of shit.

>>29147932
shit tier choice of music

>>29151372
cats killing pests protects us from diseases and agriculture from being spoiled.
I don't give a shit if some random endangered species no one has heard of stops existing because they couldn't compete
cry about it

>>29127570

>>29147940
>redditor greenpeace retardation has reached /gif/
Very sad, I was hoping these wolfaboos would stay on /an/, or better yet return whence they came

>>29148978
No you don't lmao
Why do redditors always pull this larp

>>29126640
Based Slippers, what a good kitty

>>29142320
bruh

>>29148289
Weird that the mouse didn't just jump off

>>29151482
Maybe you should fucking die, ever think of that you stale lifeless humorless faggot?

Guys, did you know that "kot" means "cat" in Polish? Haha, funny coincidence, but good name for the thread!

bros....

>>29131269

>>29126756
Watch the whole thing.

>>29147734
>>29151365
I've only heard a few cat owners on reddit saying it

>>29151124
Rat

>>29126630 (OP)
Great thread thanks everyone.

>>29144795
I love this one

>>29126950
May for every thread.

>>29126747
Sexy

greetings from /bant/
i guess this is like the crab thread? that thread was cool

i'll never forget crabanon
mainly i just wanted to make sure i posted in this thread

>>29153305
This.
/gif/ needed this.

Nice

>>29127204
What song ?