Thread 29317106

Food Rekt

Also just anything funny or intriguing.

Filet of Seoul

>>29317182
Ill give this chick 5 dollars to eat the dryed out tree frog in the back of my mercedes.

>>29317408
what

>>29317712
Wow, I hope that plastic bag was designed to be used for boiling food in. This is how you get turbo cancer.

>>29317214
Oh I am laughin

>>29317149
>chip gently
Oh man that got me

>>29317214
shouldnt be washing chicken in the first place. Both are dumb apes.

>>29317173
nerve gas?

>>29318303
post-mortem movements

>>29318432
Is this real?

>>29317188
Sounds like fat basterd

>>29318862
nah, that's only considered fat for people from countries too poor to buy food.

based

>>29319584
that's actually how everyone eats a seafood boil.

>>29319597
And its disgusting then, too

>>29317472

I think that's from Japan, also bro what the FUCKKKKK!!!
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>>29317820
Protip: the plastic bags designed to cook food in also give you turbocancer

giganigga

>>29320205
>monkey being tortured by being given cucumbers instead of grapes
MODS

>>29317820
That's a cool ranch bag so no, that's only good for freezing and fridge handling. If he had used the appropriate Flamin' Hot it would have been safe.

>>29317106 (OP)
I remember watching that movie ages ago. It had made a big impact on my young mind.

>>29317190
Put some sort of easy clean carpet or textured surface down ffs.
>>29317214
You don't need to wash chicken in the first world. We have food safety and agricultural laws and oversight. It doesn't even need washing in America(borderline 3rd world for the poor), where they wash it for you before sale with chlorinated water

>>29317220
Delicious Cocaine.

>>29317232
They love eating snot textured stuff in Asia. Weirdos.

>>29319601
That is literally the most English (brittish) breakfast ever. I'm an amerimutt and I know that

>>29320543
>You don't need to wash chicken in the first world.
You don't need to wash chicken in any world. As long as you cook it properly and thoroughly the heat kills any pathogens that it might have. Its the exact same principle as milk Pasteurization.

>>29320598
Cooked caked on shit is still caked on shit whether it's cooked or not. I think you'd agree that's worth washing off their nasty chicken.

>>29320746
>Cooked caked on shit is still caked on shit whether it's cooked or not. I think you'd agree that's worth washing off their nasty chicken.
Well yes, I'd definitely rinse the shit and dirt off because its disgusting. But still what I said is true about the pathogens. If you cook the chicken well enough, you'll kill all that. But even sterilized shit isn't something you want to eat, so yeah definitely remove that.

>>29318230
>giant burger looks terryfing
Faggot the beaners eat from one giant dish and no one bat an eye so why i should be afraid of something made for more than 1 person
More cancer inducing is in it how its soggy as fuck

>>29320897
Americans consider that one serving, you are supposed to eat 5 to 10 of those a day just to survive

>>29317820
fun fact: PEX intended for hot water use also has a Prop 65 warning, as do non-steel hoses for shower heads

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>>29318191
ngl they had me in the 1st half

>>29318230
>0:16
everything reminds me of her bro

>>29317820
like it matters, we all have plastic in our brains and genitals. in fact it bothers me that's the only thing you have a problem with here

>>29317194
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>>29320543
ytpipp don't spice they chlorine

>>29321699
it's a very old 4chan meme.

>>29319989
I love her

>>29322370
i do too. she used to play division 1 soccer, too. she is perfect.

>>29319875
The guy's mental fortitude towards his fetish to not immediately throw it all back up is actually very impressive.

>>29317232
what even is this?

>>29322800
nasty subhuman food
try it or you are racist

>>29318233
Was that a handful of maggots xhe tosses into the bug mix? It's different looking from the rice.

>>29319594
Remember, your tax dollars pay for her medical emergencies.

>>29318175
>Shao Kahn, I don't want peace, I want problems always

>>29320918
what a repugnant human being

>>29322983
I want to strangle this bitch

>>29319601
2 x full English. No wonder burgerland has an obesity epidemic

>>29320543
The thing is even in 3rd world countries people don't wash chicken unless it was just slaughtered/cleaned. They just overcook that shit like crazy to make sure everything is fucking dead.

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>>29321699
I know the jav actress

>>29317182
I have never seen frog or frog sashimi in Shinjuku and I've lived here for five years.

>>29318404
>that jeet headshake
Too good

>>29323968
When they talk about seasoning its always some cheap nasty salt blend

>>29322991
Damn anon you're right, we should be focusing on making sure elon can afford a twelfth yacht instead of keeping fat people alive. Boot is so tasty

>>29317143
Love it, the whole time I was saying "go on you morons, throw woater on there and one actually did. what a retard.

>>29320603
how is it "intelligent" enough to start a fire but too stupid to cook the egg in the shell? is it ancient knowledge from a time before they were interbred with monkeys?

>>29317169
lol

>>29317421
what the fuck satanic ritual was that

>>29317136
If ever she serves me, she is getting the full 20% tip.

>>29319843
Nostalgia bomb, haven't seen this guy's stuff in decades holy cow

>>29322800
It's a "drink" made from aloe sap and some assorted fruits. It would taste fairly bad and it would give you super diarrhea as the aloe literally lubes your buttpipe. This would actually be a healthy drink if it wasn't made in india, but it is, so it is also probably full of parasites and would also give you hepatitis lol

>>29319991
She’s actually right to an extent. Bringing chicken works based on this concept of osmosis which salts the inside of the chicken and makes it juicy. When you salt the chicken and leave it out before cooking it, similar osmosis action happens albeit not as intense as a brine would. So she do be right to a point. Also they should have mechanically tenderized those cutlets, they look tough as fuck.

>>29325641
*brining

>>29317125
when you visit a muslim country and have to smuggle in pork sausages

>>29317149
They didn't cram it up their ass even once!

>>29319826
that rat did a poo

>>29317106 (OP)
I miss Roxy Raye. I wish she would unretire.

>>29317194
She looks so cute stuck in the corner like that

>>29318230
Do the chefs ever just say to themselves "okay let's fucking kill someone"

>>29317472
Evidently she wasn't a huge fan of his cooking.

>>29318404
Can anyone explain that gay little retard head wobble thing they do?

>>29322438
Honestly. I'm gagging just looking at it.

>>29325395
There's something really depraved going on here.

>>29326282
Bollywood

>>29318992
You're too young to understand the contents of this post.