Thread 29323294

This was a nice thread until this Vorpp fella turned it into a bolt-on trash fest. Now it fucking reeks in here

Silicone=perfect
Thread is total kill

>>29323294 (OP)

I really like it when a girl is wearing a tight vest that they unzip/unbutton, and her tits fall out, and as the sides of the vest hang down, her tits are just so much larger than the apparent vest that it looks like they could never fit in there.

i find that really hot. weird fetish i guess.

>>29324033

Sauce??

>>29324033
better than most

>>29323326
Holy fuck

>>29324806
>>29323317
>>29323326

wow

This thread started so well before that faggot started spamming these botched bogged monstrosities.

>>29324943
yeah probably need to specify natural next time

>>29325079
Sauce?

>>29323294 (OP)
"Perfectly-shaped", you fucking dolt.

>>29325079
dunno it brother. classic tho.

>>29323362
sauce anyone?

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>>29325284
Holy fucking shit do I need sauce

Best girl

>>29325556
she fuckin perfection

>>29323813
Who?

>>29325233
Sauce??

>>29325184
Fake tits do not belong anywhere near the word 'perfect'. But as far as fake tits go, these are about as good as they get.

>>29324534
Guilia Wylde

>>29325329
these for me

>>29323505
name? :D

>>29324637
indeed.
The whole is better than most

>>29326128
Hideous Maximus

>>29325284
>>29325483
makbabby

>>29326128
brittany elizabeth

Gianna Michaels, 23 years old.

>>29326360

Gianna Michaels, 41 years old.

>>29325370
is that real?!?

>>29326408
Sauce?

>>29324033
super cute

>>29323362
Same girl?

>>29326341
I have no words, mother nature is very giving sometimes .
Perfection

>>29325640
Strongwaifu on Instagram I think

>>29325556
Name please?

>>29326722
https://www.reddit.com/user/isabella_fitnessx/ my negro

>>29326814
damn, source?

>>29326830
Melztube and Hailey Rose

>>29325329
DAMN who is this?

>>29325639
Name?

>>29325254
Anyone know sauce?

>>29323494
Please leave Tit Threads...only you and all sickos love bimbo bitches that look like melted Dolls you stupid fuck!
Make your own Thread and call it "fuck up retard with the taste of fucking Mickey Rourke with Tits" xD

>>29326369
I would legit marry tessa fowler, my god she's fine as fuck

Man this thread started great and went to absolute turbo shit very fast

>>29324777
>gif
>old
any reason you posted this, anon? is this OC?

>>29323362
>>29325435
Mia Capucine
>>29326620
Hailey Hitch

>>29323294 (OP)
I keep hearing the term "teardrop-shaped"
What exactly does that look like? Just when they have a little sag rather than being round?

>>29326794
Thanks, king!

>>29327302
Suck a fat one, fucking troon

There's this one I'm after where its an arab laughing very silly while lying on her back

>>29327871
Haha xD
Stfu you stupid piece of shit...no one likes you. Even your own family hates you and you know it...each time you look into a mirror

>>29327871
...aaand I suck bit Tits...from real woman. Nice and natural.
Please explain, how it is to live with a micropenis? ^_^

>>29326408
oh my god

>>29327871
yea get off the internet and meet a real person, its fucked and so are you. kys

there are only two women who, in their physical prime, I would consider to have had perfect breasts

one is Gianna Michaels

the other is Danni Ashe

>>29328248
what a fucking nigger thing to say.

>>29328269
Great choices, anon. Shame they didn't do any scenes together as Gianna did some early solo work. Both have amazing bodies overall.

>>29328653
I randomly cut myself off. I was going to say Gianna did some solo work on Danni's site when she first got into porn.

>>29326463
That waist tho!!!

>>29326501
Those perfect boobs belong to firtsbornunicorn, I'd recognize them anywhere even though I'm an ass guy... Oh and the mask is pretty well known too

>>29323307
Who

>>29326199
fugg who?

>>29327335
at least no niggers and trannies

>>29325247
She's cute....

>>29327518
thank you, anon

>>29328986
the post has the name

>>29326880
Name?

>>29326381
whom'st

>>29323513

Those are some incredible naturals

>>29326362
the deeper pink color of her nipples as she's aged is so fucking hot

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>>29323519
who

>>29323374
lilhoneybee is top tier

>>29327202
bed bath & beyond from the looks of it

>>29328458
You'll never get your genes spread because you're retard and with your tiny tiny dick it is impossible to get woman satisfied...so shut up and dream your hallucinations for yourself! Braindead Bug

>>29323555
I spent several seconds (much longer than I should have) trying to figure out what "ONL YFANS" means

>>29325247
name?

>>29328716
who?

Super long shot, has anyone seen a clip of a chick on omegle or something saying something along the lines of 'you act like you've never seen tits before' and then takes her top off and is absolutely perfectly stacked?

>>29328716
fake tits can't be perfect.

>>29330785
sure can

>>29330269
seethe

>>29323776
Yeah, when the tits look like you shouldn't get a needle near them cuz they'd POP and let the air out...

>>29326843
more

>>29326373
Mudshark, alert!

>>29331748
Fuck off back to /pol/

>>29325233
name?? best naturals ive ever seen

>>29331915
Aw, struck a nerve. Did I use boo boo bad words? She's not going to fuck you , anon.

>>29326359
Very close like a 9.8/10

To me these are pretty much 10s

Anyone have more of her?

>>29323500
Nope

>>29330785
This

>>29332365
Martinaprinx

>>29328880
I forget her chaturbate handle but she was known for being a virgin, Russian girl, and then got outed because she sold her cherry to a Saudi royal

>>29323307
Disgusting nipples.

most perfect ratio IMO

>>29330802
Post them, I don't care. But I know that you read all of these comments and piece by piece your inner peace get violated and realisation gets you one day...dicklet xD

>>29327202
norafae

>>29323294 (OP)
Super fake. Don't glamorize fake tits. They are gross, disingenuous and should be ashamed

>>29323362
Fakt tits, daddy probably paid 20k for these.

>>29323494
Disgusting balloon tits. Seriously, these are not nice tits.

>>29323500
Ewww. That face and body look like a male to female tranny.

>>29323522
Eww. Who thinks this look good? You have no sense of proportion, 65DD on a slim athletic build is just wrong.

>>29325247
>>29330499
>>29328997
SoulCandi

>>29325556
Why doesn't she shave her legs? She shaves the rest of her body...

>>29333073
Faggot

>>29329622
a goddess

>>29323494
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>29325262
Need more of this. I love seeing women admire themselves.

>>29326381
Name?

>>29333325
You only ever touched your owned puffy nipples virgin.

>>29330796
Hey Vorpp, I appreciate you. Keep doing your thing.

To all the people who are upset about the bolt ons, what do you think about calling a truce? You don't shit up the bimbo/fake tit/enhanced tit/90s tit/bpd/blint/vorpp threads, and we'll keep to ourselves in your threads? I don't imagine everyone will play along, but maybe we can bring the temperature down a bit.

>>29326374
>>29326376
>>29326381
These look like the actions of someone appreciating some gummy bear implants. Maybe subpectoral/submuscular?

Oldie

>>29334819
goodie

>>29334535
she's natural but her tits get super firm during her periods. her condition has a name but i can't recall it.

>>29335034
Looks like the same type of implants or surgery that Lana Rhodes got

>>29323294 (OP)
In the age when there's an almost infinity supply of boobies on the public internet, women have, unfortunately, forgotten how to fondle them seductively. It's sad.
>>29323307
Nevermind, they've remembered

>>29335042
she has no implants, she was well known on reddit before moving to onlyfans. she once posted a video where she did the flashlight test.

>>29327576
Teardrop shape is the human form of tits.
Only retards and plastic surgeons think that the natural shape of tits is round like a ball.

>>29332972
>erica
still rates

been looking for a vid of a girl in a pale green sleeveless top with hella side boob where she unbuttons it slowly to show her small but amazing tits. shot from her mouth down. anyone got it? help a fella bust diamonds tn

>>29331037
lost

>>29328801
Damn! Best tits in this thread. Moar?

>>29325166

99998765432100 / pmmeyourdadbods

>>29327848
>>29326384

love her tits!! sauce or moar?

>>29333171
If you think those are fake, you've never seen an actual set of tits before. Fake tits do not squish and move like those.

>>29332316
good lord, who??

>>29323494
lmao looks like an even worse version of that Bezos whore

>>29326655
>>29326660
this is just sad

>>29323511
sauce?

>>29327848
>>29326384

those are close 2nds. Need more

>>29333152
Holy fuck those nips. Sauce??

>>29323294 (OP)
She is not perfect.
Ugly asymmetrical tits. And they are saggy.

>>29326197
Where? Which site?

>>29326843
The best so far. Who?

>>29327044
>>29326373

Are those fake?

>>29325180
>criticising op’s shitty english
>confidently “correcting” it by hyphenating an adverb-adjective compound
hearty kek, what a retard

>>29336217
It's "CRITISIZING", not "criticising", you fucking dilbert. You really must be an American? No-one else can be that shitty at his mother tongue. English is my third (yes, count 'em: THIRD) language and I'm clearly better at it than you. Oh, well...

A compound modifier comes before the noun it describes, so that's when you do use a hyphen. OP didn't write just "perfectly shaped", but he was writing about "perfect shape boobs", which would be – of course – in correct English "perfectly-shaped boobs". Therefore the correction perfect shaped ► perfectly-shaped is correct. You lose, retard.

USA average IQ in 2025: 99. Dear fucking god!

>>29336259
This. "Perfectly shaped" alone is correct, of course, when adverb modifies the adjective. "Perfectly-shaped boobs" is different, as the modifier is before the noun. If the adverb modifies "shaped" directly then you don't (naturally) need the hyphen. E.g.: "This boob is perfectly shaped."

>>29336039
Damn, what a body.

>>29336152
Damnn who is she??

Vorp kill yourself

>>29336039
That's a nice body. Tits, waist/stomach and ass all 10. Pussy looks O.K. good. Not a 10, but it's delicious. Fuck it, it's a ten too. But what about her face now?

>>29336199
Bishoujomom is 100% fake everywhere.

>>29336182
i dunno, I looked her up on google and found some things. She also had an OF page i think
She went by a few other names

Heyyy, I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the adventurous side, and totally love getting flirty with some spicy chats. One of my favorite things is teasing and seeing how far I can push my partners while we both enjoy the ride. I'm super open-minded and always down for some naughty fun, but I prefer keeping it online since meeting up can be a bit overwhelming for me. That's why I’m all about those late-night message sessions! If you're looking for someone to spice up your conversations, I'm your girl. Hit me up on that app (just a heads up, you'll need to remove the spaces and dashes in the username): e m-yzet h! Can't wait to chat!

>>29336259
>critisizing
lol