Thread 29706600

Its been a while since I saw a nature thread here, so lets start one

ITT we share our nature vids

>>29706719
Aaand that's it, time for someone else to contribute

Great thread OP, fucking quality stuff

>>29706727
Good thread anon. Wish I had something to contribute

>>29706848
>>29706853
I got one or two random ones I can share while the thread is still up

>>29706644
badass!

>>29706658
Oh my fucking god.......This is worse than death.

>>29706697
There is no god.

>>29706705
wtf is this ?

>>29706705
>>29706989
That is a shark being sucked up by an industrial grade dredge pump in about 0.2 seconds

Or, it could be nerve gas

>>29706626
The majestic warthog

>>29706989
It's ROV Dredge Pump vs Shark
It says it in the image you idiot

>>29706727
thanks anon

>>29706644
kino

>>29706676
He need dat money for school

Oh no

Carrier has arrived

>>29707189
Uh I didn't know lions could have oral sex

>>29706727
impressive video

>>29707254
That's how they get you

>>29706983
And we are his Prophets

>>29707240
>Owners being like "NOOOOOO! THE CONSEQUENCES OF OUR ACTIONS!"

>>29706644
>Tiger "hold my beer"

jaguar not a leopard. Leopards are african. jags and caimans are in the americas

Faggit Treerats

TANTRUM MONKE

>>29706705

Remind me not to piss off a dredge pump

>>29706655
Thats my soul animal trying to get chicks

>>29706926

Fuck man there's a lot to unpack in this video

>>29706626
Alright lads, looks like its safe to come out now... wait noo go baACK pumbaaa

>>29706612
I didn't know there were bears still in Japan

>>29706727
well done lad hopefully the tranny janny wont take this down so he can have his bbc threads up

>>29707297
Shit, its like watching some latino bros saving a white man from some dark fellows.

>>29706983
You're having an emotional response. Have some self control.

>>29707486
I miss the monkey torture threads

>>29706600 (OP)

> "call somebody..."

the cuck cries out

>>29706705
Reminds me of this

>>29706640

you can see it's spine break if you go frame by frame

>>29706676
Honestly me whenever a minority speaks

>>29706892
such cobra

>>29707676
The audio on this clip has always been my favorite. Like WTF STOP FILMING SAVE ME LOL

>>29707684
Vax status?

>>29706628
>>29706650
>>29706665
based

>>29707633
Yeah same, was thinking about them the other day
Dunno why that gore shit in particular strikes a very specific cord for me but it does

>>29707409
I wasn't expecting to get wood from this.

can't post all of mine as some are too big but will post what I can. are you anons okay with some images as well or only vids?

>>29706616
Play dead, they said

>>29708132
1st order thinking at it's best here...

>>29706727
thanks anon. best thread i've seen in a while.

>>29706640
That is the matriarch of the pod. She is like 60+ years old and is basically the Grandmother of the pod.

Did you know that dogs have a quick release switch in their asshole?

>>29708239
Sometimes it gets stuck and you have to wiggle it

>>29706676
Um...it's cause of socio-economic reasons...

>>29706612
dam thats so rapey

Booba Bobs

>>29708491
Nice tits

>>29706705
this kills the shark

>>29707528
Not only they have, but they are on a record high attacks this year on humans.

>>29706644
Caymans do taste good

>>29706923
I can't tell what bird he's killing but I've seen one drill into a house sparrows skull and eat its brain. I used to think it was an asshole for doing this until I learned that house sparrows aren't native here and are actually labeled invasive pests. I realized the bluejay wasn't being an asshole, he was fighting for his turf.
They are noisy fuckers though.

>>29707480
>NANI!?

>>29708656
Not him, but I do love the coloration on blue jays. That said, the ones around here are territorial, psychotic little bastards. Once they're in town, no other birds dare hit up the feeders.

>>29706719
kek what an absolute retard

>>29708112
What the actual fuck D:

>>29706691
What got eaten?

>>29707502
not really

where is video of horse fucking other boy horses or the boy donkey

cum in his ass

>>29709422
>where is video of horse fucking other boy horses or the boy donkey
yes i want this also

>>29709422
>cum in his ass
very hot when boy horses play

>>29709428
>yes i want this also
i hope some one posts this

>>29709435
>very hot when boy horses play
i agree

>>29708491
fake tits

>>29707251
little guys deployed

>>29706715
That rabbit is my spirit animal

>>29706719
-10000 aura

>>29707633
Hey do you know where to find them, I remember hating watching them at the time (mostly couldn't) but would like to give them another go.

>>29709031
Is it getting shocked?

>>29709626
Nice try, Mr. FBI

>>29707251
Dropship has arrived

>>29707275
Next moment he'll shake your hand

>>29709031
>>29709753

The popular story here is the bear whipped his nuts with the cable.
The reaction would be fitting.

>>29708218
You talk like you fucked her

>>29706660
he tried doing that with one hand, while filming? ballsy

>>29709773
Dident know it was illegal to upload monkey gore

>>29707047
Nesquik

>>29706917
Retarded people letting their dog roam free. While a deer attack in the city is rather unexpected, getting run over by a car is not.

>>29706616
nice job mom

post animals killing humans

>>29709887
Imagine the life of a Borzoi, eating a ton, sleeping and cuddling nearly all day then going out for an occasional amazing sprint in nature. Everything thats great in life and thats your whole life.

>>29706626
Damn she’s good at her job

>>29706715
look at the little guy go

>>29710070
forgot killing an occasional wolf

>>29706600 (OP)
This looks weirdly CGI, like the lighting on the animals isn't consistent with the world
Probably just something about modern phones coming with AI smoothing and shit preinstalled

>>29709626
Yes, go to MacArthur Park at around 1am, and ask around... somone there has plenty of USB drives for you with monke rekt torture vids... dont forget to bring some cash and hold it in your hands.

>>29706660
I wonder how many times those things twisted around

>>29706616
It's sad to see, but it's also part of life.

>>29708116

is this real? stone cold killer.

>>29710366
Pufferfish have ridiculous jaws.

>>29710298
I would pay good money to have a petite asian chick do that to my balls...

this one is particularly sick and disturbing

dog mauling an innocent baby chimp

deer stomps cat

>>29706600 (OP)
Not sure if you guys are ready for this one, but this is peak nature. Dog getting gutted and eaten alive.

baby elephant rekt

rare find

>>29707047
wtf I will never kiss a leopard again

>>29707480
fixed some audio

>>29707566
Is that how you conservative morons try to rationalize the fact that your racist homophobic paradise is riddled with interracial and transexual porn to an absurd degree?

Some mythical trans mod thwarting your otherwise pristine safespace?
You're totally not just a bunch of over compensating closeted faggots who virtue signal their Conservativeness while simultaneously jerking it to Congo Joe.

This website is fucking hilarious. Yall twist yourselves into fucking pretzels of fictions.

>>29706600 (OP)
I would not expect a deer to sound like that.

>>29710725
lol this. the most conservative places on the internet are filled with cp, bbc cuck porn and raceplay, gore, tranny porn, rape, humiliation, you fucking name it. they fetishize everything they claim to hate, and warp it into a demented perversion that would make satan himself reel in disgust.

it's fun to actually get them in a mood where they'll openly share their real thoughts, because they'll dump out all their worst thoughts like diarrhea. the bbc cuck fetish, for example, is because they see it as bestiality (because of course it's racist) and the ultimate humiliation of women (of course it's sexist).

it's not even hard to get them to admit all this shit, because they're desperately holding in all their mental diarrhea all day, so the smallest poke will release a stream of mental sewer.

>>29707566
we're talking about you.

>>29706705
Delta P

>>29706917
Hopefully the dog survived.

>>29710725
kill yourself, retard.

>>29706933
ahahahaha, that elephant said "fuck you, road's closed. whatchu gonna do about it?"

>>29707216
Goats are the biggest assholes in the animal kingdom. No other creature has even a tenth of their pure "because fuck you, that's why" energy.

Their answer to everything under the sun, anything that has been, is, or ever will be, is "fucking ram my skull into it".

I respect them for this.

>>29709166
rabbit

>>29710919
>Goats are the biggest assholes in the animal kingdom.
You should meet humans. They're psychopaths who like watching rekt videos for fun. They're the worst.

>>29709895
that is not gentle.

>>29710725
>>29710811
Calm down fags, it's just an anonymous post.

>>29709753
He's using the hose they use to get the water out of those tanks as leverage to try and scratch his back a bit harder. The hose comes loose as he pulls on it and it comes out and smacks him in the nuts. The result, is a very human(mammalian?) response.

>>29708573
Typical American family on vacation

>>29710857
hit too close to home did I?

>>29710546
You call that rekt

>>29710223
Carnivores are professionals. omnivores are cruel sons of btches

>>29708593
Appearently, its because there's no one under the age of 50 out in rural areas to keep them in check anymore. Japan's rapid urbanization coupled with older generations stubbornly refusing to adapt to anything made after they were 20 years old means that all the rural areas are basically stuck in the 70s/80s. No one young wants to move out there, so the bears are breeding with nothing to stop them.

>>29708132
Not with black bears, retard

>>29710558
Pooh trying to detox from his honey addiction.

>>29709971
>Dident know it was illegal to upload monkey gore
Gore is one thing, but animal abuse is illegal. There's a difference between gore that happens naturally or accidentally, and intentionally torturing something to death.

>>29706665
>STR vs DEX

>>29710846
>Hopefully the dog survived.
It did survive. Here's an article about it:

https://www.timescolonist.com/archive/dog-survives-brutal-deer-attack-in-youtube-hit-4591198

This happened back in 2010 and the dog was 14 at the time. That dog is certainly dead of old age by now, but it did at least survive that stomping and probably lived for a few more years.

>>29711615
Fags still spam chink animal gore all over 4chan

>>29706983
Nature is neither cruel nor malicious; but simply indifferent. Why do you think Adam and Eve were put in a special garden to begin with?
God only really cared about humans and even we pissed Him off so much that His punishment was for us to be left to our own devices in regular ass nature like any other animal.

>>29706917
Deer: Huh, never seen this kind of woodland critter befo... HOLY SHIT, IS THAT A FUCKING WOLF?!

>>29706660
>a fate worse than death

>>29706600 (OP)
Kill yourself

Damn nature...you scary!

>>29706600 (OP)
way slower than I had thought. thats a rough way to go. people who love nature are nuts. imagine wanting to relax in the same forests our forefathers were getting eaten and live by brontasaurs and shit

>>29711021
Incorrect.
You see how polite this family was? They gave everyone space, kept their kids from running all over the place, tried to find their own spot on the sand, and moved out of the way if they felt like they were taking up someone else's space. They didn't even get indignant about people moving away from them in fear; literally just took it in stride.

>>29710539
warning: brutal murder of a cat

>>29706719

Happened to me once.

>>29709871

Blue shirt worked hard for that.

>>29706616
What a dumb bitch, it was just a cub.

>>29706600 (OP)
how about you start
this video is fake

>>29706616
onlyfans mom

>>29708239
proper way is a pinching (choking) the throat under the where the jaw begins

>>29706983
>There is no god.

There is, reality is just its entertainment!!!FACT!!!

>>29710725
>>29710811
lmao okay samefag

>>29709871
I could watch this for hours

>>29709874
>fed prisoners

>>29710527
>baby chimp rescue
mhm, cause they're not so cute and cuddly when they grow up

>>29710919
your post reminded me of "goat knocks out cow with headbutt" so i made it a webm

>>29707275
I look like this and do this

>>29706719
dropped spaghetti

>>29710919
>>29712697
and obviously i did not actually attach it, let me try again

>>29712732
i accidentally timecode i am in shambles rn

>>29707275
typical aussie

>>29708111
>are you okay with images
>on /gif/

is it even possible to post images here?

>>29706635
Calling a fish a nigger.

LeL

>>29706644
Happy opposite day!

>>29706655
I never saw an animal doing a tempertantrum.

>>29710070
That’s a border collie

>>29711030

Was that the falcon's nest or the pigeon's?

>>29706669
A dinosaur hunting a fuzzy newcomer.

>>29706715
How jackalopes are made.

hyenas are nigger tier

>>29709907
You jealous?

>>29707409
imagine being able to kill an adult crocodile with your mouth

>>29713765
Hyenas are worse. They're sadistic troon dogs. They eat things alive from the asshole/nuts up. The females have pseudopenises they fuck each other with and their fatalities from birth are super high because it's hard to squeeze babies out of a dog dick.

>>29714175
Hyenas are felids not canids, just fyi

>>29714192
>cat dick
There, better?

>>29711626
Elephants have better STR, DEX, CON, INT, WIS, and even CHA.

oy vey!

>>29706600 (OP)
This barely countsd but I think it's cute and I'm bumping random threads with the tons of tangently-related webms I have

anyone got the vid where the two dogs are stuck together at the crotch and a guy just rides his bike between them? been looking for it for awhile

>>29706923
Mordecai! Rigby! Get back to work!

>>29714391
based birb

>>29714433
You merely thought you were safe because I allowed it.

>>29706644
Going back into the water with caiman was a bold move

>>29706612
Why doesn't it just run away? Wtf

>>29706621
Lol the fucking boomer who baited the hog at the end. "That was amazing!"

>>29706658
Why didn't he just sit on the hyena and crush it.

>>29706660
For the love of God put the phone down and handle the situation you fucking subhuman

>>29706660
Other goat is being pretty kind all things considered. He could just say fuck it and tear other goats balls off. Or maybe he already did and they're still trapping him via the scrotum skin?

>>29706658
Congrats on the transition!

>>29710435
why?

>>29713521
kek cute

>>29706600 (OP)
>Its been a while since I saw a nature thread here, so lets start one
Thanks OP. Between the disgusting trannies, the oozing goyslop, and the BBC faggots there's not a lot of room for high quality threads like this one.

>>29710519
Are these falcons dangerous?

>>29710527
This is miscegenation, pure and simple. It must be apposed.

>>29706676
god damn my nigga got tooled tf up

>>29710558
Imagine waiting four or five months until you can take a shit.

>>29706983
There are an absolute fuck ton more of those deer shits to go around, let the endangered species eat.

>>29706923
>I hear my music box, playing a song for me >(My music box)
>So when she twirls around do a whirl for me >>(My music box)
>Won't you be my private little dancer
>(My music box)

>>29714471
Youre a nigger and you need help

>>29710725
>Yall twist yourselves into fucking pretzels of fictions.
Says the guy who believed the Russia Russia Russia hoax for three years, only to discover that his own party made the whole thing up.

Good luck with AOC for President. Too bad her ass is getting bigger and her tits are getting smaller. The good news is that her voice still sounds like a balloon animal.

See you at the No Kings rally. The easiest $400 bucks ever!

>>29714471
Stop spamming this cunt in EVERY thread.

>>29713197
does it matter?
>come home
>see motherfucking falcon
>turn 360
>>29712765
yes, single frame gifs can be posted but they’re against the rules.
>leave

>>29715358
kek oops, do over
>>29713197
does it matter?
>come home
>see motherfucking falcon
>turn 360
>leave
>>29712765
yes, single frame gifs can be posted but they’re against the rules

>>29707409
>Leopards are african
wrong theres also leopards all over asia

>>29706635
Will always be funny.

>>29706676
gas chimps

>>29707071
bears are fucking evil... Id rather get killed by a lion or tiger any day of the week because at least theyll have the decency to crush my throat and install kill me instead of ripping my intestines out while I am still alive

>>29714878
>t.never been in a fight with a bear

>>29707132
why is he so smug?

>>29715418
I've fought multiple bears buddy

>>29707240
why are beaners like this

>>29707286
based shark

>>29708135
holy based

>>29707297
Water fowl gotta stick together, yo.

>>29715417
>Id rather get killed by a lion or tiger any day of the week because at least theyll have the decency to crush my throat and install kill me instead of ripping my intestines out while I am still alive

>>29706933
This is what happens when you don’t pay the peanut tax.

>>29713197
I guess the falcon's. Pigeons have white eggs from what I've seen

>>29706697
SPAWN KILL

Who's volunteering to be my little secret tonight?
...

>>29710264
looks fully ai

>>29706612
bro that deer is totally chimpin out

>>29714892
Honestly dude sounds so oblivious. Does karma work on stupid people? Getting your leg ripped off and then slowly drowning because some tard tricked you into eating bread seems like a really shit way to go.

>>29706626
hog status = cranked

>>29707275
>straight up jorkin it and by it lets just say my nuts

>>29711820
lol you believe that fairy tale don't you?

>>29707240
This is delightful.

>>29706616
Really weird how that is a survival behavior. It did take the bear a long time to see it though. The bear just so happened to walk right up to it.

>>29711615
Dumbass casually doxxed himself lol

>>29707240
>>29715823
>>29715432
>>29707373

pretty sure they wanted that dog gone

>>29709871
KEK

>>29709871
Man I was rooting for blue since the beginning he seemed smartest

>>29706635
Holy fuck, this is good shit.

>>29706983
Truth

>>29706616
this made me frown.

>>29710264
I've seen versions of this video that didn't look like that. Maybe an upscaler was used?

>>29714391
crows are such assholes.

>>29706626
Seeing a leopard at full tilt is something.

>>29711820
Are you 12?

>>29713146
It's unironically called a jewfish THOUGH

>>29715811
"God doesn't exist because animals eat it each!" is the lamest reason for being atheist because even the Abrahamic religions were pretty clear that the world wasn't built to be cute and cuddly.

If you stopped believing in God because you saw a newborn animal getting eaten, you're bitch-made and weren't paying attention to your own sacred texts to begin with. Rational adults actually cite real reasons for their disbelief.

>>29716568
>>>Rational adults
>coming from a christcuck
you cant make this up

>>29714712
myspace is this real?

>>29716578
Since when did pointing out the dumbest reason possible for someone to lose faith in their god proof that you also worship that god?

>>29706669
BOBBER ? KURWA

>>29706676
WORLD STAAAAAAAAAR

>>29709163
Cleaning its asshole of worms, i guess.