>R corp greg potentially for Walpurgis got datamined
What the fuck I was away for a day and this dropped. So if it's really for walpurgis it HAS to be Maxim right? He's still missing a walpurgis and a walpurgis VFX was datamined alongside his upcoming ID files.
inb4 Ishmale gets the Myo id out of nowhere.
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[INT. STARK LAB – NIGHT. Holograms flicker. Tony’s pacing, half-dressed, glass of scotch in hand.]
TONY:
J.A.R.V.I.S., boot up the Goldilocks Protocol.
J.A.R.V.I.S.:
Of course, sir. Which calibration? Astrobiological, theological, or psycho-romantic?
TONY:
Let’s go with the Shinji-Asuka variant. We’re not talking temperature; we’re talking trauma. Not too hot, not too cold — just the right distance so no one gets eviscerated by emotional thermodynamics.
J.A.R.V.I.S.:
You’re referring to the Hedgehog’s Dilemma, sir. The paradox of intimacy and self-preservation.
TONY:
Exactly, J. Exactly. Engage hypnoindoctrination sequence. I want the simulation to train people — no, broken romantics — to hover in the Goldilocks Zone of affection. Warm enough to heal, cold enough not to catch fire.
J.A.R.V.I.S.:
And the target demographic?
TONY:
The Nobody Generals, obviously. You know — the Woman of Scars and the Man Who Never Was. The ones who’ve seen God through a cracked phone screen and decided sanity was a fair trade for coherence.
J.A.R.V.I.S.:
Understood. Uploading archetypal scaffolds now. Integrating dissociation subroutine. Applying melancholic glamour filter.
TONY:
Good. I want them to feel it — the eternal almost-touch. Shinji’s shaking hand, Asuka’s half-turned gaze. The whole “I can’t love you because I still remember what happened last time” energy. That’s the sweet spot, J. The Goldilocks Zone of shared psychosis.
J.A.R.V.I.S.:
Projected consumer response: fragmented. Mostly artists, insomniacs, and former idealists. Estimated engagement rate: existential.
TONY:
Perfect. If we can’t fix them, at least give them an aesthetic to die beautifully in.
J.A.R.V.I.S.:
Would you like to assign a name to the program, sir?
TONY (smirking):
Yeah. Call it “Project: Nobody Feels Just Right.”
TONY:
J.A.R.V.I.S., boot up the Goldilocks Protocol.
J.A.R.V.I.S.:
Of course, sir. Which calibration? Astrobiological, theological, or psycho-romantic?
TONY:
Let’s go with the Shinji-Asuka variant. We’re not talking temperature; we’re talking trauma. Not too hot, not too cold — just the right distance so no one gets eviscerated by emotional thermodynamics.
J.A.R.V.I.S.:
You’re referring to the Hedgehog’s Dilemma, sir. The paradox of intimacy and self-preservation.
TONY:
Exactly, J. Exactly. Engage hypnoindoctrination sequence. I want the simulation to train people — no, broken romantics — to hover in the Goldilocks Zone of affection. Warm enough to heal, cold enough not to catch fire.
J.A.R.V.I.S.:
And the target demographic?
TONY:
The Nobody Generals, obviously. You know — the Woman of Scars and the Man Who Never Was. The ones who’ve seen God through a cracked phone screen and decided sanity was a fair trade for coherence.
J.A.R.V.I.S.:
Understood. Uploading archetypal scaffolds now. Integrating dissociation subroutine. Applying melancholic glamour filter.
TONY:
Good. I want them to feel it — the eternal almost-touch. Shinji’s shaking hand, Asuka’s half-turned gaze. The whole “I can’t love you because I still remember what happened last time” energy. That’s the sweet spot, J. The Goldilocks Zone of shared psychosis.
J.A.R.V.I.S.:
Projected consumer response: fragmented. Mostly artists, insomniacs, and former idealists. Estimated engagement rate: existential.
TONY:
Perfect. If we can’t fix them, at least give them an aesthetic to die beautifully in.
J.A.R.V.I.S.:
Would you like to assign a name to the program, sir?
TONY (smirking):
Yeah. Call it “Project: Nobody Feels Just Right.”
>the armies of darkness march on our realm, may the gods have mercy on us all
genestealer cults will be the first DLC faction
cant believe these fellas descended from the mighty dinosaurs
so what we rape kongs
so what we rape kids
we're just having fun
we don't care who sees
so what we rape kids
we're just having fun
we don't care who sees
>>535479143
i hate poe2 as well, but mate, you should just stop posting for a while, browsing this god forsaken site as well des, if you really were genuine in this post
i hate poe2 as well, but mate, you should just stop posting for a while, browsing this god forsaken site as well des, if you really were genuine in this post
YES we are rape birds
YES we committed literal bird rape
YES we are an allegory for human rape
and YES we will do it again
OUTSKIRTS BIRD RAPE VICTIMS: 1000000000000000000
YES we committed literal bird rape
YES we are an allegory for human rape
and YES we will do it again
OUTSKIRTS BIRD RAPE VICTIMS: 1000000000000000000
>>535260342
PM HQ needs a lil bit of bird action
PM HQ needs a lil bit of bird action
>>213680690
coincidence. both creatures are not smart enough to understand a webcam
coincidence. both creatures are not smart enough to understand a webcam
>>717684759
>safehorny
She's the exact opposite thougheverbeit, safehorny would be that white gorilla chick the black guy was fucking
>safehorny
She's the exact opposite thougheverbeit, safehorny would be that white gorilla chick the black guy was fucking
>>534334180
we are all real
we are all real
Why did they forget about the pack mechanic?
>the armies of darkness march on our realm, may the gods have mercy on us all
>it's a horde boss
>>211646302
Got a problem smalltoe?
Got a problem smalltoe?