Thread 213672610

Why did he do it?

>>213672610 (OP)
Watch me take a poo on a plate of waffles or I'm calling the police

>>213673503
dogs are four legged niggers

>>213673503
good boy

>>213672610 (OP)
It was a prank, bro!

>>213672610 (OP)
Based cat.

>>213673503
>the fucking great dane making himself small and bowing down in reverence

>>213674231
Great Danes (modern) are notoriously nervous and cowardly, what do you think Scooby Doo was based on. Ironically they were "originally" boar dogs, but even the "show" version foundation of the breed was so vicious that the dog shows ended in literal massacres

finally, a /tvan/ thread. it's been too long
>>213674214
i love how bored the owl looks

>>213674409
Goddamn!

>>213674214
my two favourite companions

>>213674749
Terrestrial cat, and aerial cat.

>>213674409
no way that's real

>>213673503
I fucking LOVE that Liu Kang sidekick at 0:03

>>213674231
it's almost as if... size... isn't everything... wooa

>>213673503
this makes me mad for some reason. no dog deserves that level of respect

>>213672668
random as heck

>>213674409
Boars have high Hp bars

>>213675000
Wait until you see the dog that spites other dogs by eating all their food, even when it’s full.

>>213675000
Dogs are hierarchal animals. Why does it perturb you so?

>>213674992
That's not a thing that happens in nature, that's manmade
That rhino clearly has a severed horn
Imagine being so much of a tank that you win even without your prime weapon

>>213675091
You're brown, subhuman.

>>213675091
Lucky it's only a pajeet punching that poor dog. If it was a person that would do some real damage.

>>213673503
Planet of the Dogs is starting right before our eyes.

>>213675000
He doesn't seem like much, but if you check 00D-j15 and 00D-p16 you can see that the little fucker can fuck, knot, unload and move to a new chick, 3 times in a row, per movie.
He deserves all the respect.

>>213674214
Well well well, how the turn tables have

posting before the dumbass jannies move the thread again

Why do horses eat baby chickens

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYNmGMsU18
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GKYAYPWI268

>>213675097
Water buffalos are big animals but that one is going full retard thinking it can go head to head with a rhino.

>>213675163
they're probably in tune with the fact that chickens don't have souls

>>213674970
That's not what the dick threads on 4chan told me.

>>213675168
that webm always puts a smile on my face
100 years of technological development flippep and canned like a burger by pure nature muscle
I don't know, I appreciate it

>>213673503
based unc dog serving 25 to life keeping order in the yard

>>213675195
Roosters don't have time for women's bullshit, human or hen.

>>213675000
Are you seriously feeling jealous over a dog having authority in a dogpound?

>>213675201
onono, dick size is very important, don't get me wrong, if you have a small dick you are screwd if you have a big fat dick girls will love it.
It just unrelated to your relative size. You can absolutely be big in size, and have a small penis, and have small penis energy.
Great Danes have small penis energy.

>>213675271
What being on the bottom of the pack does to a motherfucker.

>>213675163
how do they keep the chicken blood from getting their mustaches dirty?

>>213675271
What makes him so special...what does he got that I don't...

>>213675271
unironically yes

>>213673503
Absolute kino

>>213675163
This is no secret
Horses have a blindspot right in front of their faces for how its skull is constructed, they "feel" the grass they are going to eat with their lips but they don't actually see it.
Their eyes are at the side of their faces nigger, they cannot see under their mouths.
A baby chicken's plumage is just feels like a tender plant. Lack of screaming, blood or organs just makes it for a quick death and it's gone.
They don't like, chew and chew and insist on it like you would, it's just snap swallow it's gone

>>213675283
>onono, dick size is very important, don't get me wrong, if you have a small dick you are screwd
Stop trying to give me an erection, you queer.

Post the webm of the guy with the shovel and the crocodiles

>>213675442
How do you know so much about horses? Post tits.

>>213675456
Haha, you have a small dick?? What a fucking loser haha
You are pathetic, ugh, freak
You'll NEVER get any action with that peanut, loser
(that's as far as I get, I already fapped today, have a nice day)

>>213673503
for me its the two niggas by the cages who notice him coming before anybody and start hooting and hollering

>>213675163
Horses are demonic creatures

>>213675195
Only male chickens have souls I guess

>>213675158
freaky ahh creature

>>213675442
That's a lie. The horse knows damn good and well it's eating a chick. It even mutters something to it before it chomps it. You haven't seen enough videos, apparently.

>>213675244
He's got the keys in that yard, the other dogs need to keep putting in that work

>>213675456
>>213675492
What is this gay shit

Who was in the wrong here?

>>213674214
me on the left

>>213675739
Lmao

>>213675110
Yes, the American who posted this vid for attention is brown, so what?

>>213676044
I like how there's no sound but you can still hear it

>>213675730
>It even mutters something to it
I'm gonna need a source on that anon

>>213676090
Reminder that Floridians regularly toss alligators over peoples fences for fun.

>>213675739
Why don't they gang up and eat him sure he might kill one or two at most

>>213676090
Gators just seem like pests.

>>213676412
>well look who finally came out of their cave

>>213675739
what's his fucking problem??

>>213674214
>he's right behind me isn't he

>>213676464
The weak shall fear the strong

>>213673503
Literal Shotcaller.
He's got the keys to the yard

>>213675097
Park rangers cut the horns of rhinos so poachers don't kill them for their horn so chinese men can have erections.

>>213675254
what the fuck was his problem?

>>213675000
>this makes me mad for some reason. no dog deserves that level of respect
The way that dog acts and what it does to that other dog means it likely has killed another dog before and was threatening to do it again.

>>213675254
PATROLLED

>>213676664
Women.
Respect the Cock.

>>213675168
You can't even feel bad about this in any way, you don't drive up to a fucking rhino and expect not to get flipped.

>>213676775
In fairness rhinos sometimes drive up on things they shouldn't and get flipped.

>>213673503
>the big black dog kneeling in reverence when he realizes da boss is coming
Holy fucking kino

>>213675195
>says chickens don't have souls
>posts webm of irrefutable proof they do (males at least)
What did anon mean by this?

>>213676806
What's that dogs fucking problem

>>213676910
Huskies are just jerks.

>>213676778
bros..................

>>213675325
Respect

>>213676751
Imagine crabs scaled up. Terrifying.

>>213675254
Male cats are the same. They'll constantly swipe at and bite women when they want something but they leave men alone. All my male cats have been super sexist because they know women are pushovers

>>213676701
The owner of the dog pen gives that dog special attention and any dog that challenges him gets beaten or punished somehow by the owner. It's not the dog just having Chad energy anon.
Also Get your life together dude. You've got issues

>>213675000
extremely brown post

>>213674320
>pibbuls would all be sweet and affection if not for niggers breeding vicious genes
Fucking niggers... ruin everything...

>>213676778
>when I see a 9/10 Hollywood star married to a jew

>>213673503
Why does every comment on this channel’s videos feel AI generated?

Search “King Charles dog” on YouTube if you aren’t aware

>>213673503
what if there's some random evolutionary steps with animals these days that happens more often than we think where they're getting more smarter and more human lol

all the kind of shit they eat these days, what they're exposed to.

>>213677081
what movie?

>>213676778
>how actresses get that high billed role in a movie

>>213677403
When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth.

>>213674409
a boar ned... IN AN OPEN FIELD???

>>213676446
Brother Bear?

>>213676927
he just didn't want her to eat him

>>213676751
RULES OF NATURE

>>213677472
thank you king

>>213677687
No worries m8.

>>213675739
BONGK

>>213675869
>cat starts raping faster than eminem

>beats up the competition
>conquers the tree
>gets the whore
>breeds her
>throws her off the tree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI8WU9ReFG0

>>213673503
Aura

>>213676512
these monkeys always act like assholes in everything i see them

>>213677777
nice

for me it's the ratchet cat

>>213676806
I love this fucking dickhead like you wouldn’t believe

>>213677777
Checked

>>213677168
>Also Get your life together dude. You've got issues
whats with the weird little projection at the end?

>>213677526
Boar wine your grace?

>>213677354
women want to fuck the dogs

>>213677983
Its the thought that counts.

>>213676751

Animal lovers disgust me. Same as vegans. Be a man. Hitler would never have tolerated such weakness

>>213673503
Can anyone explain the science behind this? It appears this is a shelter for street dogs in some fuckass third world country. How does one dog establish that level of dominance, to the point where the others literally cower in fear at his presence, over like 20 other dogs who are all of different breed and upbringing?

>>213678350
Think about it for half a second anon. You'll figure it out. >>213677168

>>213678339
lol

>>213675163
>Why do horses eat baby chickens
To supplement their diet. Cows, deer, pretty much all the ungulates do the same when they can, be it mouse, bunny, or whatever little critter they can find.

>>213673503
>Dog sama is here?
>I PRESENT MY BELLY

>>213675000
Imagine being a woman, or worse, a cat owner.

>>213678474
warrior spirit

>>213678474
I gotta pay for my cock to get that kind of treatment...

>>213678415
He looks like that kind of guy that would start a war that killed millions of Europeans, caused half of Europe to become enslaved by communism, the holocaust being treated as a real event and the creation of the illegitimate state of Israel.

>>213675377
>PRÖÖÖ-ACK!!

>>213678474
The cock deserved a bit of a slap, but I hope she didn't actually kill it.

>>213673503
the paw on the throat......before he looks away

>>213678548
a small price to pay to have a deer sup from the palm of your hand

Last week I found out that my ex put our dog down. It texted her and asked why she didn't tell me, and she just told me to kill myself.

>>213678470
i own a cat, dog, turtle, and im also friendly with the deer family that lives around my house

>>213678645
Der Frau Ewige

>>213678645
>and she just told me to kill myself.
Did you fuck her sister?

>>213674409
boar are very brave

>>213678645
I used to tell my ex to kill herself all the time. I have no idea why she stayed with me for so long when I treated her like absolute garbage and used her.

>>213674214
The irony of this webm is that owls despite being the symbol of wisdom are actually quite dumb in reality, but this cat looks even dumber.

>>213678715
Close, best friend. But we were drunk.

>>213675120
>Lucky it's only a pajeet punching that poor dog.
I do not care for hindus or muslims

>>213676778
wtf even is that

>>213678775
>The irony of this webm is that owls despite being the symbol of wisdom are actually quite dumb in reality, but this cat looks even dumber.
most of an owls skull is eyeball they have a tiny brain

>>213678781
>But we were drunk.
No an excuse, faggot.

>>213678645
that would send me into a murderous rage

>>213673503
I wish human society was more like this. Even if you're not the top dog, you at least know the order of things and everyone follows it. What we have now is just chaos and the wrong dogs are in charge.

>>213678717
fuckin air head water nigga

>>213678813
young tapir

>>213678775
Look at the cat's ears, it knows, it won't make eye contact though because it doesn't want to escalate the situation, so it just keeps listening if the owl gets closer.

>>213675000
Brown.

Fat bros... How do we deal with the cat nigger menace?

>>213678350
It's called pack mentality. Dogs basically go into autopilot when in a large collective like that, especially in a stressful environment such as a shitty shelter like the one in the video. It's whatever is left of their wolf brain instincts recognizing the need for leadership and structure in order to survive.

>>213678848
We all know you wouldn't do shit, pussy.

>>213678848
Laywers tell them to do it to provoke arresable behavior, my ex did it to. Don't react anon.

>>213678932
Cats are fucking disgusting. I made my girlfriend get rid of hers before she moved in with me.

>>213674409
>Ferocity (Ex)
>A boar is such a tenacious combatant that it continues to fight without penalty even while disabled or dying.

>>213675739
crocbros...

>>213674409
:(

>>213678781
>Close, best friend. But we were drunk.
based drunk girlfriend's best friend fucker

>>213678781
She was right, you should kill yourself.

>>213677777
holy digits

>>213679055
why are geese so aggressive?

>>213678932
We need to deal with the seal problem first

>>213673503
Doge Jesus!

>>213678932
If I were one of those dogs I would form a meeting on how to eliminate that cat. He’s gettin all the bites.

>>213679133
hooooooly based sealGODS btfoing wagies kek

>>213679229
You mean those retard dogs need to learn from that boss nigga. Fatty aint gonna feed them

>>213678350
>How does one dog establish that level of dominance

By being willing to fight to the death to get its way. Dogs are social, just like us, and they establish leaders and followers, just like us. Leaders establish themselves by force and by keeping order in the pack. A good leader gets support, because the pack knows it's in their best interest to keep peace, rather than fight all the time.

>>213674214
I'd be pretty amazed at glas too if I were a cat, I bet.

>>213678932
toxo moment

FENTON
https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU?si=Oa57_sLrJo7Iezk1

>>213678548
That's Hitler, not Churchill, anon.

>>213678942
women are demons

>>213679328
>By being willing to fight to the death to get its way.
Enjoy life in prison edgy retard.

>>213675168
>car doesn't explode

>>213678966
Cat is better off without the cunt.

>>213678942
>>213679431
I got into it with my ex back in 2023 and started fighting back. The cops miraculously believed me and she ended up admitting to being the aggressor so she went to jail. I ended up leaving her after that. I threatened to testify against her just to make her paranoid but never felt like actually showing up to court or talking to any detectives.

>>213678891
sounds like a rapper

>>213678942
The reaction should be using the law against her due to verbal assault and malicious murder of your pet. Not just suck it up like a cuck. Give them bitches the fight they dont want.

>>213679488
>never felt like actually showing up to court or talking to any detectives.
because you are a pussy. women will keep doing stuff if they arnt held accountable.

>>213679548
na anon is right. some women will spitefully keep it going forever. its a shitty situation but theres nothing you can really do but move on

>>213678932
i have a ground cat who doesnt jump on anything. im very lucky i know

>>213679133
based seals dabbing on wagecucks

>>213679458
>getting this triggered about a statement referring to the social structure of dogs

>>213678932
>the cat leaping into frame at 0:30
holy shit lmao this nigga gotta GO

>>213679578
>women will keep doing stuff if they arnt held accountable.
Correct. Women are the way they are exactly because "men" are pussies and let them get away with their shitty behavior.

>>213679309
Lulz

>>213678781
based

>>213673503
Start doing this

>>213678862
whats the most jewish dog breed?

>>213679927
probably something abominable like chihuahuas or pugs

>>213679860
God I wish that was me

>>213678932
based kot dabbing on fatass

>>213680159
isn't this torture

>>213676778
white women will literally fuck anything huh

>>213680212
except me

>>213676751
Literally anime

>>213677354

Because even the video it's AI generated

>>213678932
>"I'm sure to win due to my superior speed"
>wins

>>213673503
clearly Toki of the Inu-Hokuto brothers.

>>213680159
Just watering my bear cub.

>>213680212
that's a Latina

>>213680212
anything BUT you, let's be clear: you're below animals
they might consider being fucked by bugs, fishes and molluscs, before looking at you
(just stating facts, sorry bro)

>>213675144
Are these JAV codes or something? Goves nothing from a basic search.

>>213673503
Spotto

>>213673503
Do dogs actually react like this to anything they perceive as the top dog? I don't recall ever seeing this behavior when a man steps up to a dog

>>213678891
>>213678813
>>213676778
>tapir
Have you seen their dicks...

>>213680656
Gotta bite their ears

>>213680670
bizarre

>>213676778
>>213678891
A hairless one it seems.

>>213675000
Brown hands typed this

>>213680656
You have to jab them really fast in the neck with an open palm like Ceasar does then stand immobile while looking at it in the eyes.

>>213674214
That's Yoll the owl and Murloc the cat. Nika Zubra is their owner. Yoll's a captive-raised Eagle Owl.
https://www.youtube.com/@Yoll

>>213676806
There's a degree of willful malignance in that dog, that I didn't think was possible.

I would happily kill 1000 dogs to save a one child's life and I would slaughter an entire maternity home if that would make just one dog die painfully and horribly

>>213675254
Rooster spurs are no fucking joke.

>>213679133
>They have flowing water
>They use watering cans and a broom
Definitely third worlders.

>>213679133
Checked

>>213675377
What was the croc's plan, exactly?

>>213680118
Ok, tranny.

>>213680690
Wow.

>>213675442
This is wrong. Most “herbivores” are opportunistically carnivorous. I’m sure you’ll be shocked to learn cats eat grass as well.
Exactly what they get out of it is debated but it happens in the wild and in controlled settings. While each type is only optimized to break down certain foods it’s not impossible to derive nutrients from strange sources. Just like we learned to tolerate milk in adult ages. Dogs evolved an ability to process some carbs that wolves don’t have. Their ancestors who first got scraps from people couldn’t. It’s such a short time the dormant gene combinations must be easily available. Possibly epigenetics plays a part in this as well.

>>213676412
Fucking relatable, goddamn.

Dogs need to learn some fucking respect.

>>213681339
You Muslims really need to fuck off back to your 13th century shitholes

>>213679641
Well, if you ground him up, of course he doesn't fucking jump on shit.

>>213672610 (OP)
Because he can!

>>213674214
he's.... behind me isn't he?

>>213677983
Close enough.

>>213680690
coincidence. both creatures are not smart enough to understand a webcam

>>213678645
I assume you're going to beat the shit out of her. If not, you really should kill yourself.

>>213678899
lmao. They both live in the same house, anon. Murloc grew up with Yoll being there.

>>213677354
Kill yourself Elliot. Fat nigger

>>213679005
Are you familiar with the Texas feral hog plague, anon? These are not your chill, domesticated oinkers.

>>213679131
That's a duck, gringo. lmao

>>213681715
wtf is this real

>>213681955
I know, you've been trololol'd ftw

>>213675254
The weak should fear the strong.

>>213681999
fake

>>213682073
it's real video footage

>>213677168
>>213678404
>reposting some idiotic theory that was debunked multiple times already
The owner of the dog pen is literally the one taking the video idiot.
There's no other guy there taking care of the dogs except the guy with the camera.
IF the owner (guy with camera) beats the dogs they wouldn't be ignoring him through half his videos where they fight and ignore his attempts to break them up.

>>213682158
>Tom_YAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOWWW.mp4

>>213681426
>"What can an elephant actually do though?"

>>213682121
Hot stuff comin through.

>>213682247
holy fuck what an asshole

>>213682247
Id beat that guy into a coma if I saw this

>>213679927
animal breeding is largely an aryan occupation

>>213682247
He got himself a Big dinner

>>213674409
we used to hunt these with spears

>>213682336
>>213682405
>>213682484
I really can't tell anymore if people are baiting or actually retarded.

KWAB

>>213676412
>>213681498
>tfw monday

>>213682406
>oh fuck that bobcat is in trouble better start beating to death what's hurting it
>oh wait that's my dog wait a minute...I should really get this thing off of my dog.
Wtf?

>>213682406
brown dog is low test

>>213678886
it's just his radome

>>213682472
kek

>>213680690
Snitches get stitches

>>213681925
but they are

>>213678942
>it's not the women, it's the lawyers
someone's going in the bog that's all i'm saying

the villain
>>213676806
the hero
>>213673503

>>213682247
based, fuck birds and fuck people who like them

>>213677796
LOOK HE SAID IT! THE ZOOMER SAID THE WORD!!

>>213682405
its reversed, my man

>>213673503
Reminds me of my cat. He’d never start fights with the other cats when I lived with my mom but he sure would end them. He’d do that whole “putting the paw on their chest” move to coax them into submitting and then whack them surgically right on the eye if they kept going.

>>213682592
>beating
my man, that was a machete

>>213682843
i'm a fucking retard holy shit

>>213682877
Tokehs are absolute gigachads.

>>213682877
At least he saved his friend.

>>213682877
They both died??

>>213680656
>Do dogs actually react like this to anything they perceive as the top dog?
Only when that "top dog" has beaten the shit out of them or other members of the pack.

>>213682985
>>213683001
The tokeh 110% survived. These fuckers are hardcore. Just check how hard the snake recoiled after the first bite.

>>213682877
zesty lil nigga died on his way down

>>213682491
black people post on /tv/???

what's the most reddit animal?

>>213681757
>coincidence
Nope. The owner trains them to do that shit so he can film it and get views.

>>213683093
What's the blue thing on his hand

>>213683198
capybara

>>213683198
Axolotls

SAAR

YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME

DO NOT REDEEM THE SCALP

SAAR YOU ARE NOT LISTENING

>>213683164
kek

>>213683378
What a pussy. Just knock the dumb cat out.

>>213683198
cats, obviously

>>213683065
I mean depends on how far the drop was. I'd like to think this was an animal version of Gandalf fighting the balrog on the way down through the minds. Can't get that scene out of my head now. The whip is the snake kek

>>213675739
We got too crocky...

>>213683406
This is the kind of shit that if you see happening in the wild you start hauling ass with them, probably a tsunami coming or some shit

>>213683443
cats are based though
did you mean to type "heckin pupperino woof woofers"?

>>213683093
Fuck you

>>213681426
He was making a move.
He had to get it on.

>>213679037
for her to kill a pet over it, the best friend must have been better looking.

she was, wasnt she

>>213683620
>this monke gets more love than 90% of /tv/

>>213677302
That's not really what I was saying, and niggers may or may not be at "fault" for unstable APBT, though pitbulls have always been extremely dog aggressive.

Increasing any drive for violence DOES have the risk of modulating for human aggression but ironically it's the "softening" that may be responsible for human attacks. When they were used for dogfighting in the early 1900s (and the ancestors in the 1800s) breeding was incredibly tightly controlled - human aggression resulting in collateral culling - keeping in mind the modulated prey drive for other dogs has to be kept tightly controlled and ideally a "game" pitbull would be sufficiently non human aggressive as to be safe for a referee to separate two fighting dogs. For what it's worth, niggers tend to at least realise the dog aggression that should be assumed.

In theory they could be "safely" softened (compare even the modern Staffordshire Bull Terrier to the proper APBT) but any mixing or breeding into such a highly "specialised" drive can result in that drive being "redirected" into unwanted "avenues"

>>213683378
Original vid?

>>213675000
It's the designated owner favourite (he also probably beats the other dogs)

>>213680212
Denounce the talmud

>>213683742
What breed of dog is this?

>>213683742
kek

>>213681179
Based yoll and Murdock poster

>>213683093
bro I feel sorry for the cat

>>213683001
I always wondered how you would even train a dog to do that?
It unironically seems easier than training a cat to hit the nae nae, which people somehow were able to achieve.

>>213675195
Based old hen teaching a lesson to the careless single mother.

>>213675195
>one of these days Helen, bawk-gok straight to the moon

>>213684399
*seems harder

>>213683270
Kino

>>213682290
possibly the most beautiful animal on this god-forsaken planet

>>213684399
People already did all the heavy lifting of carefully breeding dogs with herding instincts millennia ago, now it's enough for the pups to follow their mother while she's working and they will pick it up right away. I don't think people now even need to praise them and giving them dog snack rewards, it became their nature so they will always do the job.
Reminds me of an episode of Life After People where they showed a particular race of guard dog with coats that resemble the sheep they were selected to guard, that will probably keep doing its job forever even without men
https://youtu.be/kFbduob32U0?si=QMNUasNM2rt74G2w

>>213678942
Actually there's two ways about it, either don't "react" and try play them "legally" but just beating the ever loving shit out of them ironically often gets a "free pass" despite the fact if you slapped them or even raised your voice they'd be straight out to everyone shouting about it.

last post
dogs are gay
no one can post anymore

>no one can post anymore
lmao

>>213679927
All Semites fear and despise canids, but I assume you meant in an "allegorical" sense. I can't think of any obvious candidates in behaviour but something like a pug in "deformity" or ironically the German Shepherd in severe inbreeding and genetic disorders