Thread 5967822

Avians thread.

>>5967887
How does this even happen?

>>5967895
Not conventionally intelligent

>>5967887
what a shit fence design

>>5967925
The top is too slippery to perch on, the gap is perfectly sized for a corvid neck.

>>5967894
CONGREGATION!!!!!!!!!

>>5967893
>birdshit on his pants
birds are cool but I couldn't handle all their shitting

>>5969418
That moment when he stops what hes doing for a second before grabbing the cup, i'd really love to know the cognitive process happening in that moment

>>5970137
butt very fluffy

>>5970137
What a beautiful animal

>>5969552
>too hard to get a fresh one
>oh shit, there's one just sitting in the open

>>5967826
mf lucky that's laminated glass, also kitteh at least had enough instinct to hide after it realized what was going on

>>5969418
Everyone loves red solo cups

>>5969555
Gonna do everything I can to not look like that dad

>>5970037
Is this a Green Heron?

>>5970037
isn't this the checkem bird?

>>5972185
According to >>>/an/5044833 - yes

>>5972268
kek'd

>>5967895
We lost a war to these fuckin things?

>>5972294
>We lost a war to these fuckin things?
I doubt that anyone here see what you’re talking about.

>>5972087
What do we do with a drunken pigeon
What do we do with a drunken pigeon
What do we do with a drunken pigeon
Early in the morning

>>5969450
Those are not corvids.

>>5972316
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magpie
?

>>5972348
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_magpie
it's explicitly not a corvid and it's not even related to real magpies, you gorilla nigger
hate australians for naming them that

>>5972361
I see, no need to be so rude.

>>5972376
true, sorry

>>5972295
Everyone knows the Emu War. It is used extensively to mock Australia.

>>5972268
That's the type of shit your little brother does when you're on the phone.

>>5972169
I'm fat just like him

>>5967841
Fucking fatty
and yet he was determined to get more food

>>5972376
I was expecitng Darude Sandstorm. Was a bit disappointed. Cool birb though.

>>5972793
I had the same thought and made a half-assed edit a while back.

>>5972798
Was a good excuse to practice.

>>5972911
Very nice.

>>5972477
Slightly less well known is the fact the Aussies ended up fucking nuking the emus as revenge

>>5972316
>>5972361
Those are clearly magpies tho.

>>5967887
Do you think they came back to thank him later?

>>5973084
Anyone know what the song these guys are singing is? The acoustic guitar and vocal swells sound familiar.

>>5970941
Someone made a version of this that would crash your browser

>>5972295
I know what he is talking about, and I live on the other side of the planet.

>>5972295
It's a running gag on here. How have you never heard of it?

>>5972268
I love autism birds.

>>5974640
I heard about it, but what i didn’t know was that it was a running gag here, so i'm aware now.
Also, thanks for the webm

>>5973921
Yes. Clearly eurasian magpies

>>5972294
yea, that's how dumb you cunts are LOL

>>5972361
those are Eurasian magpies.
sometimes I wish I could be this confidently retarded.

>>5967894
tf are these? Jacanas?

>>5967844
Just like in my japanese animes!

>>5970798
It's "leichteM Übermut"

>>5972361
what the fuck is that

>>5974999
I've never seen a bird fly stationary mid-air, except in video games

>>5975002
sorry about your dog :(

>>5977672
Seagulls do it all the time

>>5979125
That's pretty badass.

>>5967851
Adorable

>>5967875
>Hey, I'm walkin here!

>>5980888
Huh... that is legitimately one of the most disturbing things I've seen in years. Even if it turns out to be AI I 100% believe an ostrich could rip it's own head off in such a situation.

>>5969558
Reddit/imgur level humor, almost as bad as "doggo" and "pupper"

>>5980958
No need to be edgy on 4chan dude. It's one of the most popular website online.

>>5981018
And one of the most neutered and retarded.

>>5981019
Nah we good.

>>5981021
Yes, but you're still retarded and lacking testicles.

>>5981022
See you are still trying to be edgy on 4chan. It's okay, you'll fit in at some point.

>>5981024
No.

I think someone asked for this webm earlier. Was it the removed post?

Anybody have the one with the owl and the little bird sitting on the owl's head?

>>5981024
I'm not even that anon but your response was retarded and lacking testicles.
Come up with something less lame and try again.

>>5972911
Nice

>>5981765
Stop trying to be edgy on 4chan brah

>>5982178
Brah, stop being so dull on 4chan
Gave you a 2nd chance and you blew it

>>5969558
Cringe
Go back

>>5982178
Stop coming to 4chan if you don't want to get the pizza cutter.

>>5982440
That bird has the crazy eyes

>>5982440
The callous oxygen bandit, detained without bail.

>>5982351
Been here for 20 years brah. I wish I could. You guys with your go back memes

>>5982530
Spooky.

>>5982532
Twopence a bag

>>5981541
This one?

>>5982647
Wouldn't you rather properly invest it in the bank?

>>5982538
>Been here for 20 years
bullshit

>>5982726
Came here in 2006, so, yeah, soon to be 20 this winter. We dont all become edgelords even those who actually lived on Happy Negro and Row Row.

>>5982538
>go back to the site you're already on

>>5981024
Imagine how safe it must feel to be part of a flock like this

>>5982691
That's the one! I haven't seen it in years. It's too bad there's no sound though, that "hoot" at the end cracks me up even silent.

>>5982733
>Happy Negro
I miss that guy. Him and Grinman, heroes of a better age

>>5981081
kek that was me thank you my man

>>5984242
Keep on walking, lanklets.

Does anybody have that one of the owl chick screeching and stumbling from the effort?

>>5985099
No, duck arrives.

>>5981106
reminded my of this

>>5974574
Don't let them enable sticky keys

>>5967895
Get a load of these birdbrains

>>5972566
be better.

>>5975002
this is one of my favourite videos of all times

>>5982532
lovely retard

>>5987709
That's already up as a webm

>>5986740
>artoo tweetoo

>>5981019
Feel free to go to some more obscure imageboard, there are many out there
I think the video is funny

>>5988669
It took nine days for you to come up with that?

>>5988676
It did if you assume I'm the same anon
You seem quite miserable - stop that for your own sake

>>5988682
You seem like a retard coming into the sewer and complaining about the smell.

>>5988687
Staying consistent with that figure of speech you just seem like an asshole - a poopy butthead even!
wabalabadubdub!

But let me be sincere for just a second: your mindset really does seem miserable and if it is as I think it is it'll just make you suffer

>>5988691
>you just seem like an asshole
Welcome to 4chan cunt how may I shit on your face?

>>5988693
At least contribute to the thread you stupid asshole

>>5988696
Stop replying to me retard and I'll go away.
Just like you should, back to redtit.

>>5967887
that is insane. what a good guy.

>>5988687
Calling 4chan a sewer seems like a very reddit thing to do

made an edit

sauce

>>5991664
Fuckin' roosters, man

>>5991664
I wish a woman would do that to my cock.

>>5972361
>>5976626
Estrildid finch chick, apparently.
https://www.audubon.org/news/whats-weird-mouths-these-finch-chicks

>>5991408
imagine being married to this woman. oh my goodness.

2TH0T

>>5993235

I'm imagining the smell

>>5995435
Spiders are the pest control.

>>5980958
It was a product of its time, newfag.

>>5995460

I remember at one of my old places there was a spider in my kitchen. Not a big or scary looking one, kept totally to itself, but would snatch up ants. I would watch it glide down and grab the little fuckers. Pretty based desu.

>>5984931
chompers the size of bournemouth

>>5996332
They're 10/10 would remove and turn into keyboard keys.

>>5982538
I've been here 20 years and youngsters tell me to "go back" all the time, too

>>5991664
Every rooster i've ever had was a big sweetheart. I wonder if it's a breed behavior.

>>5988670
Sounds like the Robot Chicken Gummy Bear scream

Birds are kind of shit, i don't find them cute at all. Physic story bro: burd is crud. Aliennet drop.

>>5989227
outskilled by a bird

>>5997700
Nice cock.