What would you do if you suddenly got teleported in 1880s Germany?

>>17769722 (OP)
I'd try and smuggle my way into the US because the US had recently become the largest economy on Earth and the average citizen in the German Empire had it pretty shit compared to the nobility

>>17769722 (OP)
Move to Austria, Kill baby Hitler and save six million Jewish people

>>17769863
This but it was 12 million

Attempt to kill Abdulhamid

>>17769722 (OP)
find him

>>17769722 (OP)
Does anyone around here speak English?

I would jump through the doorway during one of Hertz's experiments and say his experiment brought me from the future

I will save Anne Frank, marry her and move to Israel.

>>17769722 (OP)
take the first ship out to Boston, I don't know any German (and it'd be cool to watch 19th century baseball in person)

>>17769722 (OP)
End up in an insane asylum because of my weird clothing and mannerisms.

>>17769887
Jokes on you Anne frank was born in 1929 and we’re talking about 1880s Germany

>>17769722 (OP)
die from disease because my body has no immunity to 1880s germs, and medical science would be too primitive to treat me

>>17770070
I'd die a slow agonizing death in a matter of months without insulin

>>17769722 (OP)
Go on my phone.

Masturbate in the town square while singing Deutschlandlied.

>>17770070
>>17770083
Is this backed by anything? Diseases alter your genetics in many cases and I figured you'd be better off than many people back then if you caught a common cold.

>>17769722 (OP)
Try to get Gauss to be my teacher I guess

Find the Kaiser, tell him not to fire Bismarck. Also tell him that the Austrians cause a conflict in the Balkans that happens 30-40 years from now that will completely destroy the order of Europe, especially his country.

>>17769863
this but it was 24million

>>17770690
Gauß died in 1855. You might be able to find Richard Dedekind, Ludwig Boltzmann, or Gottlob Frege in 1880, however (sadly, not Bernhard Riemann, who had already passed away 12 years before).

>>17769722 (OP)
Find a trad frau and sit, roam, picnic and dance with her in meadows.

>>17769722 (OP)
Try to assassinate wilhelm II or Churchill

find nietzsche and sail him to get some pussy in america

>>17769863
we should count all the jews who would have been born to those killed and who would have been born to those who would have been born to those killed so really it was like 100m.

>>17769722 (OP)
Move to England

>>17770717
this but it was 48 million

>>17769899
Your truly an American!
Given the chance to change history and the world and rather watch some adults play with a ball.

>convince every single german politician I can that France is not the enemy, but that Britain is
>jump on a train to france
>do the same; germany is not your enemy, britain is
>try to unite as many nations against britain as possible
>call for a massed invasion and the beheading of the royals
>use the armies of the world to salt the earth of all of britain
>die happy knowing every single timeline just improved infinitely

As an engineer in the field of x-rays, i would develope an x ray tube before Wilhelm Röntgen.
But unlike him I would monetize it and became filthy rich.