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Anonymous No.17769722 >>17769729 >>17769863 >>17769870 >>17769871 >>17769899 >>17769915 >>17770070 >>17770095 >>17770690 >>17771293 >>17771486 >>17771960
What would you do if you suddenly got teleported in 1880s Germany?
Anonymous No.17769729
>>17769722 (OP)
I'd try and smuggle my way into the US because the US had recently become the largest economy on Earth and the average citizen in the German Empire had it pretty shit compared to the nobility
Anonymous No.17769863 >>17769864 >>17770717 >>17771515
>>17769722 (OP)
Move to Austria, Kill baby Hitler and save six million Jewish people
Anonymous No.17769864
>>17769863
This but it was 12 million
Anonymous No.17769868
Attempt to kill Abdulhamid
Anonymous No.17769870
>>17769722 (OP)
find him
Anonymous No.17769871
>>17769722 (OP)
Does anyone around here speak English?
Anonymous No.17769884
I would jump through the doorway during one of Hertz's experiments and say his experiment brought me from the future
Anonymous No.17769887 >>17770056
I will save Anne Frank, marry her and move to Israel.
Anonymous No.17769899 >>17773495
>>17769722 (OP)
take the first ship out to Boston, I don't know any German (and it'd be cool to watch 19th century baseball in person)
Anonymous No.17769915
>>17769722 (OP)
End up in an insane asylum because of my weird clothing and mannerisms.
Anonymous No.17770056
>>17769887
Jokes on you Anne frank was born in 1929 and we’re talking about 1880s Germany
Anonymous No.17770070 >>17770083 >>17770107
>>17769722 (OP)
die from disease because my body has no immunity to 1880s germs, and medical science would be too primitive to treat me
Anonymous No.17770083 >>17770107
>>17770070
I'd die a slow agonizing death in a matter of months without insulin
Anonymous No.17770095
>>17769722 (OP)
Go on my phone.
Anonymous No.17770105
Masturbate in the town square while singing Deutschlandlied.
Anonymous No.17770107
>>17770070
>>17770083
Is this backed by anything? Diseases alter your genetics in many cases and I figured you'd be better off than many people back then if you caught a common cold.
Anonymous No.17770690 >>17770751
>>17769722 (OP)
Try to get Gauss to be my teacher I guess
Anonymous No.17770698
Find the Kaiser, tell him not to fire Bismarck. Also tell him that the Austrians cause a conflict in the Balkans that happens 30-40 years from now that will completely destroy the order of Europe, especially his country.
Anonymous No.17770717 >>17772402
>>17769863
this but it was 24million
Anonymous No.17770751
>>17770690
Gauß died in 1855. You might be able to find Richard Dedekind, Ludwig Boltzmann, or Gottlob Frege in 1880, however (sadly, not Bernhard Riemann, who had already passed away 12 years before).
Anonymous No.17771293
>>17769722 (OP)
Find a trad frau and sit, roam, picnic and dance with her in meadows.
Anonymous No.17771486
>>17769722 (OP)
Try to assassinate wilhelm II or Churchill
Anonymous No.17771505
find nietzsche and sail him to get some pussy in america
Anonymous No.17771515
>>17769863
we should count all the jews who would have been born to those killed and who would have been born to those who would have been born to those killed so really it was like 100m.
Anonymous No.17771960
>>17769722 (OP)
Move to England
Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2 No.17772402
>>17770717
this but it was 48 million
Anonymous No.17773495
>>17769899
Your truly an American!
Given the chance to change history and the world and rather watch some adults play with a ball.
Anonymous No.17773527
>convince every single german politician I can that France is not the enemy, but that Britain is
>jump on a train to france
>do the same; germany is not your enemy, britain is
>try to unite as many nations against britain as possible
>call for a massed invasion and the beheading of the royals
>use the armies of the world to salt the earth of all of britain
>die happy knowing every single timeline just improved infinitely
Anonymous No.17773574
As an engineer in the field of x-rays, i would develope an x ray tube before Wilhelm Röntgen.
But unlike him I would monetize it and became filthy rich.