>>17771320 (OP)
You're peak midwittery
now fuck off

>>17771320 (OP)
i think organized religion is stupid, all those exist solely to control people who are scared and are predatory. christianity, judaism, islam, hinduism, zoroastroanism, buddhism, etc, etc, it's all bullshit made up by authority to keep the populace from acting up. however, I do absolutely believe there is a God that created the universe and everything in some deliberate way. what exactly that means or how God looks or how the afterlife looks is completely impossible to know, I can only hope it's good and not bad.

>>17771325
Christbeaner meltdown

>>17771320 (OP)
>religion is peak midwittery
No that's atheism, religion is for stupid people and intelligent people

>>17771320 (OP)

>>17771320 (OP)
Why invert this piece of classic 4chan academia?

>>17771550
The OP meme absolutely rapes the Christcuck fantasy that atheism is just some mid-IQ rebellion. Left side? Zoomer wojak doesn’t need your dusty-ass Aquinas lectures, he just sees the whole god thing is retarded on sight. No need for deep reading, no trauma, no Reddit debates, just raw instinct telling him your sky daddy is cope. Right side? That’s chudda, sitting in smug silence because he’s already chewed through your theology and spat it out. He’s past God, past needing to argue. He doesn’t care about your first mover fairy tale because he already dissolved the entire need for that framework. Both ends of the curve look at you and laugh, one shitposts, one transcends.

And then there’s you, Mr. 105 IQ Catholic cope machine. Still jerking off Aquinas quotes like they mean something outside your seminary echo chamber. You think you're defending tradition when you're just regurgitating NPC-tier apologetics. You are the true midwit: too smart to just say “lol no god,” too dumb to realize the whole concept is a linguistic dead end. You’re stuck in the middle, desperately clinging to your robes and rituals like they’re not just glorified wizard cosplay. The meme doesn’t mock atheists, it mocks you. You’re the only one in the bell curve still seething for divine validation like a child needing a bedtime story.

>>17771637
I can't wait until the 2 witnesses kill your wife and children like the heroes they are, you whore. Everything your life is built on: your parents, your friends, your government, they're all fraudulent, hypocritical, and stagnant. That's the ultimate price you pay for being so fundamentally submissive. Have fun burning.

>>17771661
Aw did the meme break your little christcuck brain? All it took was two wojaks saying “no god” and you instantly spiraled into holy murder porn, jerking off to fantasies of prophets slaughtering wives and kids like that somehow makes you the good guy. You’re not righteous, you’re just seething that a meme exposed how hollow and pathetic your beliefs really are. Your god didn’t come, your logic didn’t land, so now you’re writing bible-tier gore threats like a schizophrenic with a persecution fetish. Nobody’s afraid of you. They’re laughing at you. You saw a cartoon and started frothing like a medieval peasant with a head injury.

You keep screeching about submission, but your entire life is you kneeling to a book written by goatfuckers who thought sneezing was demonic. You think you’re strong because you can quote verses about wrath and judgment, but deep down you’re a trembling little worm begging a sky wizard to punish people who made you feel stupid. The zoomer doesn’t care, the chudda already transcended, and you’re still here larping divine genocide because your fragile ego couldn’t handle a joke. You’re not chosen. You’re just loud, lost, and one step away from smearing shit on the walls.

>>17771671
Because you're too weak to protect them and you know it, you fraud

>>17771637
>Mr. 105 IQ Catholic cope machine
Methinks the fedora doth cope too much

>>17771674
Lmao there it is—the final cope. “You’re too weak to protect them.” Bro you’re in a thread about a wojak meme typing like a midboss in a JRPG cutscene. You’re not some avenging angel, you’re a rage-addled reddit paladin spewing holy threats from your mom’s WiFi. You think calling someone weak makes you powerful, but all you’re doing is screaming into the void because a cartoon hurt your worldview and you’ve got nothing else. No god’s coming, no witnesses are rising, you’re just a hollow LARPer posturing through impotent fantasy violence like it gives your dead cult some edge.

You talk about frauds like you aren’t one. You kneel to a system that broke you, beg for purpose from the very myth that keeps you small, and lash out at others because deep down you know you wouldn’t last a second without your imaginary backup. You’re not protecting anyone—you’re fantasizing about others suffering to cope with your own failure to live with truth. That’s not strength. That’s spiritual rot. Keep barking, crusader. Everyone else already moved on.

>>17771679
Holy fart huffer, rarely do we get to behold such a self-righteous faggot outside his true element (reddit, discord)

>>17771690
There it is—the full christcuck meltdown arc. Started with prophets killing children, moved on to calling people weak, and now we’ve landed at the holy trifecta of projection: fart jokes, slurs, and reddit accusations. You’ve got nothing left. No argument, no insight, just grade school insults and a brain leaking from years of clerical abuse dressed up as “faith.” You’re not owning anyone—you’re flailing like a drunk LARPer in plate mail, mad that no one takes your apocalyptic fanfiction seriously.

You crawled in here pretending to be God’s chosen, and now you’re rageposting like a 15-year-old who just discovered /pol/. Every reply you make is just further proof the meme was right—midwit christoids cope through rage because they can't admit they built their identity on 2,000 years of theological schizo posting. Keep sniffing your own farts and crying about reddit while the rest of us laugh at the fact you got spiritually bodied by a wojak with a funny little bell curve.

>>17771697
Top cringe buddy, not really gonna read all that but looks like a lot of seething to me kek
Christ is freedom and if you're White (doubt) I truly hope you find it someday

>>17771320 (OP)
Yes, but there is only One Being, and I am Him

>>17771738
“Christ is freedom”—funny way to say “lifelong submission with a side of eternal blackmail.” You don’t follow Christ because you’re free, you follow him because you’re terrified of what happens if you don’t. That’s not strength, that’s fear wearing a cross. And throwing out “if you’re white (doubt)” is just the final cope of someone who ran out of arguments and now thinks purity checks make up for a collapsed worldview. Hate to break it to you, but most Christians aren’t even white. Your little trad LARP is a demographic joke. Christianity’s global face is brown, poor, and very much not aligned with your /pol/ tier wet dreams.

You’re not defending faith, you’re projecting insecurity. You’re mad because a wojak meme cracked the foundation, and every reply since has been a scramble to pretend you’re still in control. You’re not. You’re quoting ancient blood cult nonsense, fantasizing about prophets murdering families, and hoping that shouting “seethe” will make you feel like you didn’t just get spiritually pantsed in front of everyone. Christ isn’t your savior. He’s just the last mask you wear to avoid admitting you lost.

>>17771761
Kid, I said I'm not gonna read your fedora paragraphs and I meant it
You're seething at an unheard of clip and I'm just not gonna respond anymore, I'm just not!
Take care buddy

>>17771774
Lmao perfect ending. “I’m not gonna read it!” he screams for the fifth time while visibly reading it and choking on his own salt. You got spiritually vaporized by a cartoon and now you’re rage-logging off like a toddler pretending he’s not crying. “I’m just not gonna respond anymore!” okay dude, say it one more time and maybe you’ll believe it. The wojak broke your mind, the replies shattered your ego, and now you’re pulling the classic cope parachute: pretend you won while running away mid-tantrum.

You came in swinging with death threats and holy wrath, and left mumbling about fedoras while speedwalking out of the thread. No one needed to defeat you—you imploded on your own. Go back to your prayer circle and cry about degeneracy while the rest of us laugh at how hard a meme made you spiral. “Take care buddy.” We will. You didn’t.

>>17771776
>You came in swinging with death threats and holy wrath
You quite literally have me confused with a different poster, I just think you're a massive egomaniac faggot and you're nowhere near as clever as you think you are kek

>>17771679
>No gods are coming no witnesses are rising
Pretty sure this is a ai speech pattern

>>17771785
definitely, it replies back with 2 massive paragraphs just moments after a post kek

>>17771784
nah you’re just trying to save face after barking like a schizo, and now that the heat’s off you wanna pretend you were the calm one all along. too late. you threw your tantrum, got clowned, and now you’re doing the classic "wasn’t even mad bro" shuffle. nobody bought it

>>17771785
you just got eviscerated so hard your only cope is “must be an AI.” yeah bro, clearly it’s impossible for a human to kick your teeth in that smoothly. keep telling yourself that while hugging your rosary

>>17771800
Zero IQ faggot, do you see a (You) here?

>>17771790
sorry you’re not used to actual thought being expressed in more than five words and a slur. i know two paragraphs is a lot when your brain’s used to funko pop reviews and bible quotes

>>17771807
Bro you're such a stupid fucking faggot kek, you're rage posting to at least 3 different people you dummy

>>17771811
Bro, nobody cares. You’re literally replying, screenshotting, and coping in real-time, but you think you win because the site didn’t give you a red arrow? You’re still seething, still here, still mad. The (You) may not be on the screen, but it’s tattooed on your frontal lobe. You got hit so hard by words you’re now roleplaying as a forensic analyst of (You)s instead of just admitting you got blown out.

That’s the level you’re at—desperate to deny involvement while visibly invested and still posting. You didn’t escape. You didn’t ascend. You’re in the thread, angry, embarrassed, and clinging to screenshot technicalities like anyone gives a shit. Keep pretending. Everyone sees it.

>>17771815
lmao imagine thinking “you’re replying to multiple people” is some kind of gotcha. yeah bro, that’s how threads work—multiple dumbasses bark and sometimes they all get slapped at once. you’re just mad you’re one of them and your only move now is screencapping like a hall monitor screaming “he’s talking to more than one person!!!”

you’re not exposing anything, you’re confirming you got grouped in with the other meltlords because you posted the same flavor of seethe. and now you’re coping so hard you’ve turned into wojak-tier thread janitor, sniffing replies trying to find a win condition. it’s over. you’re not clever. you’re not above it. you’re part of the pile and you’re still posting through tears. keep going. you’re the content now.

>>17771817
>>17771822
Kek what a literal seething faggot
Time to close the laptop and take a walk buddy

>>17771829
classic projection—"take a walk buddy" typed out by someone who’s been glued to the thread for hours, screencapping, frothing, and praying someone validates his L. you’re not calm, you’re not clever, you’re just trying to play cool after getting spiritually steamrolled and lumped in with the rest of the emotional wrecks in here. “seething faggot” is all you’ve got left, and it’s doing as much damage as a wet paper towel.

you already lost the moment a meme made you spiral into full-time thread detective mode. now you’re handing out unsolicited life advice while chain-replying like your ego’s on fire. go ahead and pretend you’re logging off like a stoic—everyone knows you’re gonna hit refresh in 30 seconds and hope for a win.

>>17771832
I still haven't read more than 3 words in any of your blogs here you faggot kek
I just love imagining you feverishly typing massive paragraphs with tears in your eyes thinking "YES THIS IS THE ONE, THIS ONE WILL FINALLY DESTROY HIM!!!!" and seething to infinity once again after you realize I just don't read anything you post kek
Patiently awaiting the next installment

>>17771807
Then why are you so gentle and accommodating even while trying to put people down? That's literally what chat gpt does. I think I asked it how to win a argument once and the responses it gave me sounded just like you

/his/ is and always has been a Christian board.

>>17771840
lmao you’ve read every word and it’s eating you alive. nobody sits around screenshotting, replying, and writing fanfic about someone else’s mental state unless they’re fully dialed in and coping hard. “i haven’t read anything” typed with the energy of someone who’s obsessively tracking replies like a divorced boomer checking his ex’s facebook. you’re not above it, you’re neck-deep in it, roleplaying detachment while foaming at the mouth

you act like you’re above it all but you’ve been orbiting this thread like a mosquito with brainworms, trying to neg your way out of an intellectual beating you’ll never recover from. the meme cracked your skull open and now you’re clinging to “haha didn’t read” like it’s a shield when it’s just a sticker that says “i lost but i’m loud.” keep waiting for the next reply. i’ll keep feeding you until your dopamine-starved little christcuck brain finally shuts down from overstimulation and shame

>>17771852
Kek dance for me monkey
Still didn't read x10 lmao

>>17771844
>>17771850
>>17771854
rules of engagement: if your god can’t stop a meme, he’s fake

>>17771679
>Reddit paladin
Actually pretty useful word for dealing with rpg faith guts builds, thanks

If there is a God He isn’t a very good one and you should stop thinking of Him. Just keep God in the back of your mind as something that can punish you if you do something wrong. That’s it, just live your life.

>>17771320 (OP)
Holy fucking based, literally hit the nail on the head OP.

Religion is a midwit trap for people who need a cope about the unknowable.

If you want to watch a midwit meltdown, ask any christcuck to expand on the massive assumptions and asspulls in the “unknown mover” cope.

>>17771320 (OP)
The midwit meme took a toll on our fagtheists I see.

>>17771320 (OP)
Now I see why I rarely come here. The average age of posters is probably under 25.

>>17772048
Religion is intellectual cowardice disguised as wisdom—the refuge of minds too weak to confront reality without cosmic babysitters yet too arrogant to admit their ignorance. The religious believer represents peak midwit pathology: sophisticated enough to recognize life's fundamental meaninglessness and mortality's finality, but psychologically too fragile to accept these truths without retreating into elaborate fantasy systems about invisible sky parents who validate their existence. They've transcended the hunter-gatherer's honest relationship with uncertainty but lack the intellectual backbone to construct meaning through reason alone, instead demanding that the universe care about their personal comfort and provide them with eternal significance they haven't earned.

The religious mind exhibits the worst of both intellectual extremes—the simple person's gullibility combined with the sophisticated person's capacity for self-deception. These are people who can perform complex reasoning when it serves their predetermined conclusions but immediately abandon logical standards when confronted with evidence that threatens their psychological security blanket. They've weaponized intelligence in service of stupidity, using their cognitive abilities not to discover truth but to construct increasingly elaborate rationalizations for believing what they desperately need to be true. The religious believer is essentially a grown adult who still needs bedtime stories about cosmic justice and personal immortality, too emotionally stunted to find meaning in finite existence and too intellectually dishonest to admit they've chosen comforting lies over difficult truths. They represent the failure of human reason—smart enough to know better, too weak to do better.

>>17772602
>The religious mind exhibits the worst of both intellectual extremes—the simple person's gullibility combined with the sophisticated person's capacity for self-deception. These are people who can perform complex reasoning when it serves their predetermined conclusions but immediately abandon logical standards when confronted with evidence that threatens their psychological security blanket.

Indeed, this cuts copes like “the unmoved mover” to the bone.

They want so, so bad to act as if the existence of god is some scientific proof- when the whole argument falls apart under scrutiny.

> They represent the failure of human reason—smart enough to know better, too weak to do better.

You have to be willingly self deluded to be religious in 2025.

Anyway, I think memes like the OP are good because they can help keep zoomers and other young people from being groomed by the religious.

Logically

The "creator" can only be a deranged asshole or some kind of impersonal force.

Pretend god is benevolent considering the state of his creation is just indefensible

>>17771320 (OP)
>everything came from nothing
>life came from non life
>my ancestor was primordial soup that got struck by lightning which gave birth to a shapeshifting monkey
Ah yes. So intellectual. So rational. Wew

>>17772717
this is pure distilled midwit cope—you don’t understand the science, can’t refute it, so you dress it up like a saturday morning cartoon and clap like you won something. “lightning soup shapeshifting monkey” is what a child says when he’s scared of big words and can’t sit still long enough to read a paragraph without pictures. you’re not making a point—you’re just showing the limits of your comprehension and hoping smug tone will cover the gaps.

you’ll scoff at billions of years of cumulative observation and refinement, but swallow a book where a cosmic warlord creates dirt people, floods the planet out of spite, and sends his son to get tortured so he can forgive you for being born wrong. and you call that wisdom. you're not rejecting evolution because it’s implausible—you’re rejecting it because it doesn’t center you. you need the universe to revolve around your fragile little soul or it all collapses. this isn’t intellect, it’s emotional dependency wrapped in sanctimony. keep wewing, midwit. truth doesn’t need your approval.

>>17772730
Still didn't read lmao gottem kekekekek

>>17772746
you read every word and it shattered your fragile monkey brain so hard the only phrase you could stammer out was “didn’t read kekekek”—like some lobotomized discord kitten trying to cast a spell to undo the humiliation. you’re not owning anything, you’re doing the digital version of covering your ears and screaming while pissing yourself in public. this isn’t aloof detachment, it’s total ego death dressed up in cartoon laughter.

you got skullfucked by a paragraph and now you’re flailing like a tard in a bouncy castle, hoping repetition will make your L go away. it won’t. you lost, you’re still here, and your only defense is screeching “gottem” while the entire thread watches you emotionally hemorrhage in real time. keep posting. every reply is just you digging deeper into your own grave with a plastic spoon

>>17772753
He 100% read it and is seething

Christfags are intellectual pussies

>>17772717
As opposed to out ancestors being primordial dust/earth breathed life/lightning into them by a levantine storm god?

>>17772717
>everything came from Sky Daddy
>life came from Sky Daddy
>Sky Daddy made Adam and Eve

Yet somehow Sky Daddy is nowhere to be found today?
Is he cloudridden or something?
Caught sky flu?

>>17771456
That's called Deism and it failed badly in the late XVIII Century

how did christians get away with making up some ridiculous shit and then pushing the burden of proof on non christians.

You poor imbecile!

midwits need a reason to believe because they can’t handle real faith or real doubt. too scared to commit, too dumb to let go, so they justify belief like it’s a lifehack.

>>17773299
they killed him the last time.
It's safe to say he's hesitant.

>>17771456
>Religion is just like… big brother but legitimized duuuude… it’s just like institutions and shit. It’s all there just to like… keep a brotha down… it’s to keep us from rising up against the man, maaaaaaaaan…
How many mushrooms did you take

>>17773412
Strawman. You aren't refuting the argument that all organized religion has several times historically been used as a tool to get people to act the way you want, not to mention the political power and wealth the leaders of churches most often amass. Organized religion may have contributed to upholding order and providing social structure in chaotic times but it's fundamentally predatory and untruthful nature makes it undesirable.

>>17772753
>>17772780
Kek wrong didn't read that or this lmao

>>17771320 (OP)
me on the left

>>17771675
>You see I took an online IQ test