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Anonymous No.17771864 [Report] >>17772194 >>17772196 >>17773102 >>17773633 >>17773660 >>17773815 >>17774108
Fuck Jesus the charlatan and his golems
Book 1
>"This generation will literally see and live in the Kingdom of God here on earth physically very soon."

Book 2
>"The Kingdom of God is not of this world, but it has many mansions and I will find a place for you there in 2 more weeks."

Book 3
>"The Kingdom of God cannot be seen with eyes, it is within you. You're already there, or something!"

Book 4
>"The Kingdom of God is a mystery. Who knows when it will come or when I will return. I never actually said those things, it was just a rumor!"
Anonymous No.17771877 [Report]
Anonymous No.17771881 [Report]
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Anonymous No.17771981 [Report] >>17772097
>When he was alone, the Twelve and the others around him asked him about the parables. 11 He told them, “The secret of the kingdom of God has been given to you. But to those on the outside everything is said in parables 12 so that,

>“‘they may be ever seeing but never >perceiving,
>and ever hearing but never >understanding;
>otherwise they might turn and be >forgiven!’[a]”
Anonymous No.17772097 [Report] >>17772192
>>17771981
Why doesn't Jesus want people to understand his message and be forgiven?
Anonymous No.17772192 [Report]
>>17772097
Mystery cult
Anonymous No.17772194 [Report]
>>17771864 (OP)
Anonymous No.17772196 [Report]
>>17771864 (OP)
You are this mad, Chaim.
Anonymous No.17772222 [Report] >>17773082
Book one was written 40 years after his death, book 4 was 70 years, so it makes sense they moved the goalposts.
Anonymous No.17773082 [Report] >>17773815
>>17772222
Its almost like they were all jewish conmen
Anonymous No.17773102 [Report]
>>17771864 (OP)
How's 7th grade going?
Anonymous No.17773633 [Report] >>17773665
>>17771864 (OP)
Jesus was a Galilean, not a Jew.

Fuck you Moshe, may you burn in hell.
Anonymous No.17773660 [Report]
>>17771864 (OP)
(You) are somalian
Anonymous No.17773665 [Report] >>17773815
>>17773633
One of those circumcised Galilean rabbis who claimed to be the Mashiach right?
Anonymous No.17773815 [Report] >>17773839
>>17773665
>>17773082
>>17771864 (OP)
All samefag. All one buttblasted anon phoneposting from yeshiva school during his lunch break.
Anonymous No.17773839 [Report] >>17773929
>>17773815
Anonymous No.17773844 [Report]
facts is Jesus was a conman and false messiah who was rightfully put to death, and it'd have been honestly better off if Europeans had just stayed as pagans
Anonymous No.17773929 [Report]
>>17773839
I feel so glad to be free of jewish religions can't believe I use to pray to a 5'6 jewish rabbi
Anonymous No.17773968 [Report]
ITT: Brown Latinx trad Catholics vs Jews and Pajeets

Same as every other stupid Christianity vs atheism/Judaism/LARPaganism thread.
Anonymous No.17774108 [Report] >>17774110 >>17774147
>>17771864 (OP)
>Mossad-created image of Jesus when ancient texts universally describe him as tall, handsome, and fair-featured
Anonymous No.17774110 [Report]
>>17774108
>ancient texts universally describe him as tall, handsome, and fair-featured
Which ones?
Anonymous No.17774128 [Report]
I always did notice how atheist and LARPagan threads seem to suspiciously increase in number when it's mid-day in Israel and working hours there.
Anonymous No.17774147 [Report]
>>17774108
There is no first hand account of Jesus

All those are forgeries