Thread 17792439

>Zeus impregnates your wife
How do you respond without sounding mad?

Call him gay for impregnating a hermaphrodite femboy

Gape Hera

technically the child would be the son of no man, and my wife. and as the son of MY wife, and is not the product of another man, then he is MY son as well.
so i would thank zeus for upgrading my line with a demigod spawn, and roll on.

>>17792439 (OP)
The greeks tought any virgin woman absorbed the seed of the man that defloed her first, turning her part of his bloodline (they knew about microchimerism). This is the reason they were autistic about not allowing not blood related men around their women

So by this logic as long as you deflowed your wife first, any demigod son she would have by Zeus or other gods it woud be still blood related to the legal father

And besides, cucking or not, you shouldnt waste the chance of potentially raising and bond with a future demigod that can lift mountains and single-handley conquer kingdoms for you

>>17792445
I’m not a cuck! My wife’s son is a demigod!

>>17792639
To be fair, if I had to get cucked by anyone, it would probably be best if it was Zeus.

>>17792653
But now your wife will always be comparing you to an actual God.

Gather some bros to beat his homo ass.

>>17792673
And I'm better.

>>17792613
>And besides, cucking or not, you shouldnt waste the chance of potentially raising and bond with a future demigod that can lift mountains and single-handley conquer kingdoms for you
this is the practical answer
the honorable answer would be to either A) Choke your wife full of Sylphium to abort the product of divine cuckoldry or B) kill your wife
Either way, you accept your fate as a thunderbolt smite you immediately after

I would make sure to treat my wife's demigod son right to avoid being the antagonist of a morality tale fable where my wife's son gathers a bunch of sacred artifacts and slays horrific monsters then comes home and kills me to take my land and fuck his mom/my wife.

>>17793064
You should listen to >>17793178

>>17792673
>>17792653
>>17792639
>>17792445
Kill zeus, the bastard and your wife if she was consentent

>>17792439 (OP)
i beg him to let me watch next time

apply for child support
if im a cuck im not gonna be one for free

Can't I just leave her? I don't want to raise the bastard, if I take my anger out on him, I probably suffer a horrible fate when he grows up, I don't want to be with my wife anymore, and I actually want to kill Zeus but he's a God so that's not happening. What else can I do?

>>17793860
You stay and raise your wife’s son like he’s your own. The Gods have ordained you to be a cuck. It’s your fate.

>>17793874
Well they can just fucking kill me then.

>>17792439 (OP)
I'd probably shake my head and sigh.

>>17792445
Yeah but he wouldn't look like you at all.

>>17793890
>gets cucked again by Hades

>>17792439 (OP)
what film?

>>17792439 (OP)
I tell them both to destroy the Greek pantheon.

>>17792613
Interesting. For every great thought the greeks had, they also had their moments of pure retardation.

Also, this completely ruined the possibility for any woman to fully leave his husband. The greeks were so unapologetically misogynistic, you just have to find it funny

>>17794032
>The greeks were so unapologetically misogynistic, you just have to find it funny

My wife is so hot the king of olympus himself had to hit it.

>>17792439 (OP)
what movie is this from?

>>17795373
Clash of the Titans.

>>17792439 (OP)
One of the worst sins in the old testament is sleeping with another man's wife.