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Anonymous 6/29/2025, 4:10:56 AM No.17799425 [Report] >>17799430 >>17799431 >>17799503 >>17799516 >>17799742 >>17799745
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why do the old statues have tiny pps
Anonymous 6/29/2025, 4:11:46 AM No.17799427 [Report] >>17799429
dear god sauce pl0x
Anonymous 6/29/2025, 4:13:04 AM No.17799429 [Report]
>>17799427
nash
Anonymous 6/29/2025, 4:13:18 AM No.17799430 [Report] >>17799436
>>17799425 (OP)
Greeks and Romans believed in small penis supremacy
Anonymous 6/29/2025, 4:13:23 AM No.17799431 [Report] >>17799436
>>17799425 (OP)
Greeks thought small pps were a sign of a civilized man
Anonymous 6/29/2025, 4:14:41 AM No.17799436 [Report] >>17799500
>>17799431
>>17799430
why is there art of giant pps and priapus everywhere in pompeii and herculaneum then
Anonymous 6/29/2025, 4:48:06 AM No.17799500 [Report] >>17799510
>>17799436
Priapus was an irl meme deity used for comedic purposes
Anonymous 6/29/2025, 4:48:45 AM No.17799503 [Report] >>17799510
>>17799425 (OP)
Because they were based on people who were like 5’4 tall.
Anonymous 6/29/2025, 4:50:48 AM No.17799510 [Report] >>17799518 >>17799522
>>17799500
they had weiners literally carved into the pavement
seems like a bit more than just a meme
>>17799503
they weren’t that short
Anonymous 6/29/2025, 4:52:40 AM No.17799516 [Report] >>17799521
>>17799425 (OP)
I feel like it would be easier to sculpt a small baby peen than to get into detail required to put a huge cock on a statue. What would be the point anyway? It would just chip off like the nose does due to protrusion.
Anonymous 6/29/2025, 4:53:07 AM No.17799518 [Report]
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>>17799510
forgot pic
Anonymous 6/29/2025, 4:54:54 AM No.17799521 [Report] >>17799523
>>17799516
theres a statue of priapus that has a honkin dong that was used as fountain (use your imagination)
Anonymous 6/29/2025, 4:55:25 AM No.17799522 [Report] >>17799531
>>17799510
wdym people deface public property all the time with wieners. I've seen dickheads ruin freshly poured concrete by doodling dickheads.
Anonymous 6/29/2025, 4:56:09 AM No.17799523 [Report] >>17799531
>>17799521
>used as fountain
Exactly. It would've been stationary. Other statues were probably commissioned with small dicks to make them easier to transport.
Anonymous 6/29/2025, 4:59:12 AM No.17799531 [Report] >>17799553
>>17799523
why even have the pp at all then?
>>17799522
theyre all over the place in pompeii and were used as directional arrows
Anonymous 6/29/2025, 5:00:35 AM No.17799533 [Report]
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Big dicks are gay.
Anonymous 6/29/2025, 5:11:44 AM No.17799553 [Report] >>17799561
>>17799531
Because that look weird and Romans were massive faggots. Better a mall pp than no pp.
Anonymous 6/29/2025, 5:16:27 AM No.17799561 [Report]
>>17799553
they couldve just made the weiners in situ though? or attached them later
Anonymous 6/29/2025, 6:59:37 AM No.17799742 [Report] >>17799930
>>17799425 (OP)
because carving an enormous schlong on statues is crude and disgusting and fit for a more animalistic depiction. as other anons have mentioned, the ancients also had priapus for their huge cock depictions. big cocks received their due honour. they were just not allowed on statues of honoured figures because they would change the appearance into something uncivilised.
Anonymous 6/29/2025, 7:00:45 AM No.17799745 [Report]
>>17799425 (OP)
they were growers, not showers
Anonymous 6/29/2025, 8:21:44 AM No.17799930 [Report]
>>17799742
If you're going for civilized how about just covering it with clothes?