Thread 17812173

Why don't more people convert to Judaism? There seems to only be good sides and little downsides to it. You can connect with wealthy networks easier, you get your own holy land in the desert, you have have a religious canon that has so many texts and volumes that rival Buddhism, you can even practice a socially acceptable version of white supremacy

>>17812173 (OP)
>Why don't more people convert to Judaism?
what do you think all the christcucks are? judaism for the goy cattle slave, I bet they even have LARP sessions in their troon discords, where they LARP as "the true israelites" or some gay shit like that
tl;dr kys

It doesn't produce any good people. Every time you see a news article about pedos or traffickers or genocide it's people saying they fell for the neo-rab LARP. Whenever you look up people who did great things and claimed to be jewish LARPers, they're never actually practitioners. It's just an ethnic label rabs are desperate to put on people to feel important.

>>17812206
Christianity is judaism without any of the benefits

>>17812212
>Whenever you look up people who did great things and claimed to be jewish LARPers, they're never actually practitioners.
You can say the same thing about Christianity to be honest, a lot of self-proclaimed Christians have never read the Bible and the title is just virtue signalling that they're conservative TradLARPs

>>17812173 (OP)
Dick cut. Plus they may treat you like shit for being a convert depending on the community.
>>17812206
Actually Judaism is the Judaism for the little goy-slave. They made their slaves and servants convert to Judaism. There are even laws about it.
Christianity is just itself.

>>17812246
>Dick cut.
A lot of Christians and Muslims are circumcised anon

>>17812226
>You can say the same thing about Christianity to be honest
Uh huh. Keep going LARPer. Nobody calling themselves "jewish" today is actually related to classical jews.

>>17812288
>Nobody calling themselves "jewish" today is actually related to classical jews.
Which means they're all converts in other worrds, so why don't more people just do that?

>>17812293
Because it's a LARP but classical jewry is based on being from a fictitious ancient Israel that never existed. You might as well just convert to Eru Iluvatarism or whatever. It's all made up, based on invented lands, claiming lineages that don't apply to anybody today.

>>17812302
>Because it's a LARP but classical jewry is based on being from a fictitious ancient Israel that never existed.
Well Israel exists today so I'd say the LARP was a huge success

>>17812280
Only if you are an amerimutt Christian or mindbroken by them.
>>17812288
>Jews are extinct and we live in a post-jewish world
Powerful, stunning&brave statement. I offer uncritical support.
>>17812293
It's a very time-consuming and strenuous process and also they treat you like an outsider.
>>17812307
To be fair Zionism has had a very contentious relationship with Religious Judaism. Almost diametrically opposed at times.

>>17812307
>Israel exists today
So does Croatia. CROATIA STRONG.

>>17812309
>Powerful, stunning&brave statement. I offer uncritical support.

It wasn't me. All credit goes to Napoleon for unleashing the eugenics program (tricking white trash into jewry to isolate them)

>>17812310
Judaism has a slightly stronger base than Balkan daydreams come on.
Sure the precursor religion may have been constructed from the Maccabee revolt onward but still.

>>17812321
>Judaism has a slightly stronger base

They're patsies. You'd be a damn fool not to see that. They're constantly selling themselves to normal white people on the premise that "we're meatshielding against the Muslims", ignoring the hypocrisy of committing genocides and proving Hitler right, they're actually right about that. They're surrounded by enemies and not just Islam though. If everyone converted out of Christianity and Islam they would still be surrounded. It's a days are numbered situation. No matter how you slice it- to LARP as a rab is to wait for the apocalypse. It's got to be exhausting.

>>17812314
> (tricking white trash into jewry to isolate them)
What do you mean? That sounds contradictory, how would emancipating the Jews Isolate them?

>>17812326
>and proving Hitler right
lmao
Netanyahu is taking pages out of Hitlers playbook. He's basically admitted it multiple times, notably he thinks Hitlers campaign against the Jews wasn't necesarilly genocide. The two would probably get along. Zionism is just a socially acceptable form of white supremacy for Ashkenazis

>>17812332
>how would emancipating the Jews Isolate them
They're white people being tricked into "judaism" LARP to get them away from normal white people. It's why so many have that uncanny valley look to them.

>>17812336
>Netanyahu is taking pages out of Hitlers playbook
Obviously- Israel is owned by the Anglos. They're implementing Hitlerism in secret. The entire thing is a ploy to get rid of those dysgenics. But they don't need Israel anymore to do it because they can just use man-made diseases + vaxxes and such. Technology has replaced political weaponry.

>>17812347
I don't think that's correct. Even a regular anti-semites knowledge of Jewish history can put tht notion to bed.

>>17812442
They're not semitic. That's the point.

>>17812451
Why don't Palestinians just become Jews?

>>17812451
Could you post the actual study instead of a TikTok screenshot resuming its results?
Also you didn't adress what I said.

>>17812173 (OP)
Being a mutilated slave cattle isn't really attractive.

>>17812502
There is no study

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax, YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE PAST!

>>17812454
Doesn't make any difference

>>17812510
Dominating entertainment, finance, and politics sounds pretty enticing

>>17812520
He was confused for a Muslim terrorist because he wasn't white, which is yet more evidence that Zionism is just socially acceptable white supremacy

>>17812545
Most Israelis are brown. Zionism is Jewish supremacy, not white supremacy.

>>17812616
Ashkenazis are white, but keep coping chud

>>17812454
>Why don't Palestinians just become Jews?
The modern people claiming to be Jews now actually have no connection to the ancient Biblical people group.

Why would anyone want to join a medieval gnostic sect that LARPs as being something it isn't?

>>17812616
>>17812617
It’s Ashkenazi supremacy the same way National Socialism was German/“Aryan” supremacy rather than White supremacy.

>>17812698
>Why would anyone want to join a medieval gnostic sect that LARPs as being something it isn't?
...why not?

>>17812819
Because the truth will prevail over falsehood.

>>17812820
Doesn't stop Christians or Muslims from being religious

>>17812814
>Ashkenazi supremacy
The real Jews have always been black.

>>17812821
The truth isn't a democracy though.

You cannot "convert" to judaism. It is an exclusive racial religion. Your mother has to be jewish because otherwise they believe you are not jewish thus simply a goyim without a nepesh (soul)

You can larp all you want but you'll just be a cringe shabbos goy

>>17812829
This obviously isn't true if modern Jews aren't the same as the Jews of the Bible though
> It is an exclusive racial religion
Naw, it's an ethnicity in the same way that "American" is an ethnicity. Zionism is just overgloryfied Civic Nationalism in this context

>>17812515

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The Johns Hopkins study, led by Dr. Eran Elhaik, explored the genetic origins of Ashkenazi Jews and suggested a connection to the Khazars, but claims about 97.5% of Jews in Israel lacking ancient Hebrew DNA are misrepresented.
Overview of the Study
Dr. Eran Elhaik's research, published in 2012 in the journal Genome Biology and Evolution, examined the ancestry of Ashkenazi Jews. The study proposed that Ashkenazi Jews have significant genetic ties to the Khazars, a Turkic people who converted to Judaism in the 8th or 9th centuries. This hypothesis challenges the traditional view that Ashkenazi Jews primarily descend from ancient Israelites.
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Misrepresentation of Findings
Recently, social media claims have circulated stating that 97.5% of Jews living in Israel have no ancient Hebrew DNA and that 80% of Palestinians carry ancient Hebrew DNA. These claims have been debunked as false and misrepresentative of Elhaik's study. Elhaik himself clarified that his research did not include Israeli Jews and does not support the assertion that they lack genetic ties to the region.
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Genetic Ancestry Insights
The study highlighted a complex ancestry for European Jews, suggesting a mix of Caucasus, European, and Semitic ancestries. Critics of Elhaik's work argue that his statistical methods were flawed and that the majority of genetic evidence supports a common Middle Eastern origin for Jews. Other studies have consistently shown that Jewish populations share key genetic markers linked to ancient populations from the Levant, reinforcing their historical ties to the region.
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Conclusion
While Elhaik's study has sparked significant discussion and controversy regarding Jewish ancestry, it is essential to approach claims about genetic connections with caution. The narrative surrounding Jewish DNA is complex, and ongoing research continues to explore the intricate history of Jewish populations and their genetic heritage.

>>17812823
Yeah, Black Hebrew Israelites are Black supremacists because they think Judaism applies to them, similar to Christian identity retards who think the Old Testament was meant for White people. That is what happens when an ancient tribal religion meant specifically to advance one tribe’s ethnic interests starts getting adopted by outsiders.

>>17812832
that's how it works in the synagogues

Idc what cope you want to tell yourself goy

>>17812829
>schizo /pol/tard nonesense
I can call myself a Jew right now and they would not be able to tell the difference because Judaism is a religion and ethnic identity for communities that historically follow said religion. Ashkenazi are white, plain and simple
>because otherwise they believe you are not jewish thus simply a goyim without a nepesh (soul)
Every single religion is like this anon, Christians think non-Christians are heathens and Muslims think non-Muslims are haram

>>17812844
>that's how it works in the synagogues
Yeah last I checked they don't perform DNA tests at Temple, you retard, do you even think for more than 5 minutes about literally anything you say?

>>17812849
>ah the religion about being descended from the seed of Abraham
>attaining a promised land
>being among the tribes

>...doesn't give a shit if it's all a LARP

Couldn't have said it better myself. judaism does not matter and even the costumed performers don't care anymore

>>17812853
All religion is a LARP, you want Jews to be their own race so your Jewish anti-white headcanon can make sense.

>>17812842
You can't be a jew if you aren't black. Non blacks who claim to be jews are larpers.

>>17812849
whatever cope you want to tell yourself goyim

>>17812859
>you want Jews to be their own race
I've already stated that self described "jews" don't exist and they're white dysgenic freaks that Europe has spent the last two centuries trying to boot out.

>>17812860
I am very dark, but lovely,
O daughters of Jerusalem,
like the tents of Kedar,
like the curtains of Solomon.

>>17812865
you are not black and so you are not a real jew

>>17812877
You caught me. I'm a Turko-Arab pretender. I kneel.

>>17812173 (OP)
Way ahead of you bro. I'm cut, follow the Noahide laws, keep the Sabbath and even eat kosher. I'm working on the paperwork right now to show my mom's lineage. Half of my friends call me Asher as I asked. I'm working on the other half but it will happen. My life is already 100% easier. Im going for an auto loan next week and I feel pretty good about it. Honestly I don't know why I didn't do this sooner. Shalom

>>17812906
I knew a guy named Asher, was a former mortarman who got accused of stealing hundreds of dollars from our work but he didn't do it. It was some old drug addicted lady. Stole 20$ from my till one time, the wretch.

Reminisce aside, I know this is bait but it's a fairly kino name.