Thread 17826380

How come no world religion ever mentions the ice age?

>>17826380 (OP)
everything before the flood got wiped out, the flood at the end of the ice age, the flood that sank atlantis.

>>17826380 (OP)
Because the people that invented religion did not know where the sun went at night, they wiped their ass with their left hand and ate with their right hand because they have not invented toilet paper yet, they thought the world was flat until the 1400s

Religion was invented by people that would murder scientists if their latest discovery went against the grain of their religion,

>>17826380 (OP)
It's not real.

>>17826390
>People of the past were just stupid bro
>Yes we're the same species, evolution doesn't produce noticeable differences in just the span of a few hundreds of years
>No I can't explain why we're apparently just so much smarter than those cave men

>>17826390
>Because the people that invented religion did not know where the sun went at night
Do you think there was a round-table meeting where a bunch of "people" got together and created "religion"? You are clearly not intelligent enough to be discussing this topic.

>>17826390
>BTFOs your jew god on the right

>>17826380 (OP)
Because it’s a fiction.

>>17826390
>they thought the world was flat until the 1400s
When you learn /his/tory from TikTok.

>>17826401
Because we have the benefits of universal education and better nutrition?

>>17826427
>the benefits of universal education
Thank Science we know white people are the devil now

>>17826436
That's not what I said.

>>17826439
That's the benefit of universal indoctrination.

>>17826390
At least be the historically informed kind of atheist, you make us look bad

As a matter of fact, we atheists reject you. Go join the young earth creationists considering you’re just as retarded as them.

>>17826445
Insofar as "white people are the devil" is taught in public schools at all it's in a few very blue districts of very blue states. Half the country is still teaching Lost Cause mythology.

>>17826383
No the flood caused massive volcanic eruptions (the waters of the deep burst forth). It just isn't mentioned because the Middle East was unaffected.

>>17826463
The eruptions were what triggered the Ice Age BTW.

>>17826452
You be quiet, adults are talking here

>>17826380 (OP)
Organized religion isn't old enough for that. But some tribes around the world speak of events or about their general environment that must be a collective memory that's been passed thousands and thousands of years:
In Aboriginal folklore for example some of the tribes near the coastal areas have stories of lands that are now underwater being used for hunting. Also a different group hints at a time when the Willandra Lakes was wetter rather than being desert. It started to dry out about 18k years ago.
Also the Klamath Indians have a folklore story that describes the formation of Crater Lake.

>>17826380 (OP)
Because it was PRE-historic dumbass.

>>17826380 (OP)
The great flood was god melting the european ice age glaciers that flooded the middle east.

>>17826380 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niflheim

>>17826390
I like when people who fail to recognize Chesterton fence think other people are stupid

>>17826528
>doubling down on his embarrassing idiocy

Bro go take a walk this l is getting too big

>>17826409
are you genuinely this stupid or are you just so desperate for a comeback you don't care about looking like an idiot?

>>17826401
we have evolved memetically though
our ideas and concepts are simply more powerful than past ones

>>17826463
Isn’t the flood just the persian gulf part sinking?

>>17826380 (OP)
Think the flood myths allude to it, desu. Lots of modern cultures seem to have sensed that they were born as the waters rose, places flooded, mass migrations happened, and a warmer climate allowed for more stuff to grow, and civs to thrive.

>>17826390
>they thought the world was flat until the 1400s

>>17829667
Thats a theory, but there are so many flood myths across so many cultures many of whom never saw the persian gulf.
There are aboriginal australian myths that accurately describe massive floods that submerge huge areas of land that would later become the great barrier reef

>>17826454
No it isn’t tranny. Lmfao. Name one school that teaches that.

>>17830400
Most public schools in the South.

>>17826390
>toilet paper

Found the amerimutt
Bidet's are more effective and cleaner

>>17826380 (OP)
I've read ancient Tibetan texts that mention ice ages (eg: glaciers covering all the lands during certain kalpas (epochs)). It's literally not that hard to imagine a world covered in glaciers by people who live in mountains.
So if OP was trying to intellectually checkmate religion it failed (because it's not that far out of an idea).

>>17826380 (OP)

Christianity does.

>>17831267
A lot of Americans have Bidets my retarded foreign friend, it's just that bidets are rarely installed in public toilets and aren't necesarily the "default" in domestic bathrooms but my local hardware store sells them and I recently had them installed

>>17831267
you yuros literally shit in the river. Like last olympics in france, the athletes had to swim in actual literal human shit. a bunch of them got sick

>>17826380 (OP)
because there's no such thing

>>17826380 (OP)
Because religions aren't history books and generally have nothing to do with describing the world as it is.

>>17826401
>>People of the past were just stupid bro
Yes. Didn't read the rest of your post. If you can't accept this, then that's because you have ulterior motives for being butthurt about it.

>>17826409
>Do you think there was a round-table meeting where a bunch of "people" got together and created "religion
Yes. Picrel is basically where 99% of modern Christian doctrine comes from. Everything else was thrown out or edited.