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7/12/2025, 1:13:03 AM No.17833842
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>be Joseph Smith
>buy pic related
>claim that the angel Moron gave you the translation
>sell it as "The Book of Abraham"
>enshrined in Mormon scripture
>die
>years later, hieroglyphics are decoded
>turns out it's just some guy's last will
So much for Mormonism. Oops.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:51:04 AM No.17833928
>Smith was a contemporary of Champollion
>He died 20 years after the decipherment was published in France
Lucky for him, the knowledge traveled too slow to the USA.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:29:06 AM No.17834129
It was canonized by Brigham Young which proves he wasn't Joseph's successor as a prophet. Non-Brighamite branches of Mormonism like the Community of Christ don't have this problem.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:25:45 AM No.17834281
>>17834129
the problem is still that this guy is pulling holy texts out of his ass on a regular basis and at least in the Egyptian text cases we have 100% undeniable proof that he is lying about his translation.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:35:58 AM No.17834297
>>17834129
You still have a problem: Joseph Smith is a proven liar. Tick tock.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:14:50 AM No.17834772
>>17833842 (OP)
You've totally lost the plot if you think religious people are going to respond to evidence and proof with some kind of immediate rejection of what is obviously retarded bullshit. At the very best you'll get some weak rationalisation and then sticking their head into the sand.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:25:53 AM No.17834783
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>>17833842 (OP)
so, to get the story straight:
Joseph Smith bought some ancient Egyptian mummies papyrus manuscripts and started claiming they were the diaries of Abraham and Joseph, to the point where his 'translations' of them are still considered holy texts in Mormonism today, and subsequent scholarship showed he was making it all up (including claiming the mummies were pharoahs with names that didn't exist historically) but they don't care?

fucking kek man
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:07:42 AM No.17834828
>>17834783
>they don't care?
They're based and bullshitpilled, honestly the best way to live.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:23:04 PM No.17834946
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>>17834783
also, he has the tendency to make his translations unbelievably long. His book of Abraham is several pages long, when the text on the entire papyrus is maybe a page of text maximum (if combined to a single text without interruptions and illustrations).
The book of Mormon is ~530 pages long, but he claims to have translated the text from some Golden metal plates roughly the size of a DIN A 5 paper. How information dense and tiny were those texts written?!
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:11:47 PM No.17835577
>>17834783
They use the same argument every other Christian sect uses to justify their unbelievable bullshit: faith.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:19:44 PM No.17835591
>>17834828
Plato's Noble Lie.

>>17834772
Some religious people can be persuaded into a different religion or none.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:48:54 PM No.17835889
>>17834946
Yep.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:09:47 PM No.17835943
>>17834772
This. These people have been raised on bullshit and their brains are wired to unconditionally believe in and defend bullshit against all reason. If they were capable of critical thought regarding their religion they wouldn't be religious.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:17:21 PM No.17835960
>>17835943
Enjoy Hell. You fully deserve, you subhuman rodent. :)
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:23:29 PM No.17835970
>>17835943
Enjoy Hell. You fully deserve it, you subhuman rodent. :)
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:28:09 PM No.17835981
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:34:48 PM No.17835997
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:35:49 PM No.17836000
>>17835970
>>>> Anyone who hates a brother or sister is a murderer, and you know that no murderer has eternal life residing in him.

Those flames just got hotter
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:39:14 PM No.17836010
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:45:13 PM No.17836027
>>17835981
>>17835997
>>17836010
If you want to know why the Abrahamic faiths were so successful, look no further
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:27:42 PM No.17836106
>>17836000
Good thing it's not my brother. Tick tock!
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:28:48 PM No.17836108
>>17836106
>doesn't know what brother means
Get saved for real. Ping pong.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:30:38 PM No.17836110
>>17836027
I'm so happy your skin will blister, bubble, and split from the flames. Enjoy Hell.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:31:02 PM No.17836198
>>17833842 (OP)
>>17834783
Needless to say there's also no archaeological evidence for any of the crazy shit Mormons claim happened in the Americas before Columbus, despite them actively trying to find it for a while now. And yet, most of the time their reaction to it is just "eh, God works in mysterious ways."
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:34:34 PM No.17836204
Mormonism. A religion founded by a man so he had an excuse to rape teenage girls
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:44:41 PM No.17836223
>>17836204
>rape
Evidence?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:45:48 PM No.17836227
>>17834946
>The book of Mormon is ~530 pages long, but he claims to have translated the text from some Golden metal plates roughly the size of a DIN A 5 paper. How information dense and tiny were those texts written?!
the book of mormon has about 268000 words, if we assume the original script was completely logographic/ideographic with each character being 0,5cm by 0,5cm and each plate being the size of an A5 we could get about 400 characters per page, if all plate are written on both sides it would need at least 370 plates for the whole book
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:59:38 PM No.17836247
>>17836223
found the hebo
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:04:57 PM No.17836262
>>17836204
I testify that there are three gods named Elohim, Jehovah and the Holy Ghost and Joseph Smith is their messenger
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:24:55 PM No.17836289
Props to Joe for at least making his religion falsifiable. Not many religions do that, excepting Islam of course.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:27:50 PM No.17836294
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>>17836110