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Anonymous No.17856402 >>17856410 >>17856421 >>17856422 >>17856552 >>17856642 >>17858132 >>17858210 >>17858935
Honestly… she’s right though
Anonymous No.17856410 >>17856420 >>17856683 >>17857749 >>17857817 >>17857857 >>17858128 >>17858142 >>17858796 >>17858909
Sure I'll bite.

>>17856402 (OP)
>brown
No.
>socialist
No.
>Jewish
Not in today's meaning of the word.
>refugee
No.
>hung out with prostitutes
He urged them to repentance.
>authorities disliked
That one's true.
>murdered by police
No.
>universal health care
No.
>against wealth
Render unto.Caesar what is Caesar's.
>prophet in Islam
So?
>love one another
Yes, but this person obviously has no idea what that entails.
Anonymous No.17856420 >>17856425
>>17856410
He was brown as fuck. Even the most Aryan Nordic wouldn’t survive 30 years in Israel without turning brown
Anonymous No.17856421 >>17856426 >>17857717 >>17857823
>>17856402 (OP)
>Honestly
No, you're a liar.
>it's right
It's wrong about virtually everything. Have fun burning.
Anonymous No.17856422
>>17856402 (OP)
You forgot "Patriarchy Smasher" OP (John 8:1-11)
Anonymous No.17856425 >>17856439 >>17856444 >>17857749 >>17858206
>>17856420
>He was brown as fuck.
>>>/r/eddit
>>>/r/ope
Anonymous No.17856426 >>17856429
>>17856421
Well he was a brown skinned socialist though. Have fun burning for bearing false witness though.
Anonymous No.17856429
>>17856426
Those flames just got hotter. Enjoy Hell.
Anonymous No.17856437 >>17856509
Jesus was a jew. He probably was a brown with big nose
Anonymous No.17856439 >>17856506
>>17856425
Jesus was brown and that’s why he was picked on by the Pharisees when they made fun of Mary for riding bbc
Anonymous No.17856444 >>17856455 >>17856460
>>17856425
Ashkenazis have a high rate of skin cancer in Israel because their skin is poorly adapted to the environment. Why do christcucks cope that Yeshua ben Yoseph was Aryan?
Anonymous No.17856455
>>17856444
Have fun burning.
Anonymous No.17856460 >>17856467
>>17856444
I live in America at the same longitude as Israel.
Anonymous No.17856467 >>17856511
>>17856460
Anonymous No.17856506
>>17856439
I sincerely hope somebody is at least paying you to write that.
>Captcha: NWSAR
Anonymous No.17856509 >>17856550
>>17856437

Oh no... You're really not going to like this...
Anonymous No.17856511
>>17856467
Oh that's right, latitude = fatitude
Anonymous No.17856550 >>17856704
>>17856509
Jews are Aryans confirmed.
Anonymous No.17856552
>>17856402 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO jesus was a white supremacist minarchist SS officer who curb stomped poor people for fun and wanted you to kill your neighbor
Anonymous No.17856642
>>17856402 (OP)
>Brown
Likely
>Socialist
Nope
>Jewish
Yep
>Refugee
Yep
>Hung out with prostitutes
Yup
>Authorities disliked
Yep
>Murdered by the police
Nope
>Universal healthcare
He never talks about this in the Bible, but you can't say for certain that he would be for or against it
>against wealth
yep
>prophet in Islam
yep
>love one another
yep
Anonymous No.17856683
>>17856410
>He urged them to repentance.
This is true and it's one of the funniest things when "progressive" Christians will bring up how much Jesus loved heckin sex workers when he actively didn't approve of what they did and wanted them to stop.
>Render unto.Caesar what is Caesar's.
This isn't related to him being "against wealth". Though I think saying he was is silly anyway, and any notions he had about wealth or possessions were within the context of the world ending within the lifetime of his followers.
Anonymous No.17856704 >>17857804
>>17856550
There were no jews until Greeks invented them.
Anonymous No.17857717
>>17856421
Such as?
Anonymous No.17857749 >>17857815
>>17856425
>>17856410
I'll never understand the whole "Jesus was white!!!" you see boomers & tradlarpers engage in. It's probably one of the most "We Wuz" that someone can engage in.

After all, what's the problem with it ? I thought your religion was about tolerance ? Shouldn't you not give a shit about his skin color ?
Anonymous No.17857804
>>17856704

This is like the most stupid thing ive ever heard anon. the Penteteuch and the other writings you mentioned draw on the same pre Established ideas about how Ancient Middle easterners understood the world, cosmology just with a unique Israelite spin (Monotheism as it developed) along with their stories and laws passed down orally
Bablyonaica is literally based on the Sumerian Kings List which is Older than Greece itself. At the LATEST the Torah/Penteteuch was finished by 500BC if not then way before
Anonymous No.17857815 >>17858260 >>17858309
>>17857749
The fact it irritates you makes me happy.
Anonymous No.17857817 >>17858082
>>17856410
>Render unto.Caesar what is Caesar's.
Good goy pay your taxes.
Anonymous No.17857823 >>17858085
>>17856421
Hey Simon, it's true you like fembois with transplants?
Anonymous No.17857824
Those demon cocks just throbbed
Anonmous No.17857857
>>17856410
>>Jewish
>Not in today's meaning of the word.
yeah he was 'Palestinian' lol
Anonymous No.17858082
>>17857817
I would bet every cent of my net worth that you pay your taxes, LARPtard.
Anonymous No.17858085
>>17857823
>Simon
Sorry, I'm not brown, nor a liar.
Anonymous No.17858128 >>17858136 >>17858784
>>17856410
tell me you've never listened at Mass without saying you've never listened at mass.

Jesus was from the middle east. Man was Middle Eastern. He was brown. He also fed the hungry,healed the sick and was in fact a refugee (Why did you THINK he was born in a manger far from his parents homeland?).
Anonymous No.17858132
>>17856402 (OP)
>against wealth
LOL no.
Jesus was born with a hefty inheritance, had his own treasury, was friends with wealthy people, had no problems woth lavish spending and buried in a tomb that couldn't have been afforded by a lowly commoner.
Anonymous No.17858136 >>17858178
>>17858128
>He also fed the hungry
With miracles. He didn't actually use his wealth for the benefit of the poor but to exalt himself.
Anonymous No.17858142
>>17856410
>>Jewish
>Not in today's meaning of the word.
What is this supposed to mean?
Anonymous No.17858178
>>17858136
Correct. Remember when jesus chastised his apostles giving to the poor instead of giving him luxury goods even though he could summon anything out of thin air
Anonymous No.17858206 >>17858215
>>17856425
Samaritans are the longest and oldest proven residents of the region. They avoided being fucked over and ensslaved by the Assyrians, Babylonians, and romans and thus never suffered from a diaspora. They didnt live for thousands of years in other parts of the world the way modern jews did. While persecuted by Byzantine and early Islamic rulers, they really did move far from their ancient homeland and didn't mix with other races or settlers.

If you want to know what people in Roman Palestine looked like 2000 years ago, look at the modern Samaritans.
Anonymous No.17858210
>>17856402 (OP)
>she’s right
Anonymous No.17858215
>>17858206
>didn't move far*
Anonymous No.17858260 >>17858274
>>17857815
On the contrary, it's more pathetic and funny to watch people seethe on that subject because it really does reveal who's there because they want to be part of the whole "trad christian racist" esthetic and who's genuinely faithful
Anonymous No.17858274
>>17858260
>why does it matter
the fact that it does matter should tell you everything you need to know about how failed and heretical modern "christianity" has become
Anonymous No.17858309
>>17857815
>being wrong to own the libtards
grim.
Anonymous No.17858428 >>17858438 >>17858710 >>17858732 >>17858794
And? People have ideas all the time. Just bc some illiterate palestinean guy thought it was a good idea doesn't mean it is. Socialism doesn't work. Stealing wealth from others always leads to bad things happening. Universal Healthcare would be impossible back then since there wasn't health care AND most of the popualtion could barely feed themselves. How would they pay high taxes to pay for everybody to have health care?
Anonymous No.17858438
>>17858428
You missed the point.
Anonymous No.17858710
>>17858428
These arguements depend on the lowest average appraisal of and indifference to the integrity of humanity which in itself is evidence we should be addressing all influences external that may be imposing such ineffeciencies to be able to conduct more optimal forms of society on the basis of equity of burdens between parties individual and collective alike.
Anonymous No.17858732 >>17858805
>>17858428
>Socialism doesn't work
It does when Jewish glowniggers don't try and sabotage it every chance they get by couping democratically elexted politicians who don't play ball with western Jewish owned corporations who seek to steal resources from por countries and paint them as "Marxist" when they show a bit of nationalist pushback.
>Stealing wealth from others always leads to bad things happening.
Taking back what Jews stole from you always leads to good things.
>Universal Healthcare would be impossible
Just stop giving that money to israel. Shrimple as that.
>How would they pay high taxes to pay for everybody to have health care?
By actually paying workers wages that stay consistent with inflation. Instead of just outsourcing your capital to shitholes like China so you can buy Funko pops for cheap

God I fucking hate Americans so much.
Anonymous No.17858784
>>17858128
>healed the sick = advocates for universal health care
come on, that's a stretch
Anonymous No.17858794
>>17858428
>Socialism doesn't work.
the happiest countries in europe are socialist. keep coping.
Anonymous No.17858796 >>17858807 >>17858818 >>17858826
>>17856410
Christianity is from Rabbi Yeshua ben Yosef. This Jew observed Hanukkah (John 10:22-23) and came only for Jews (Matthew 15:22-28). He forbid preaching to goyim (Matthew 10:5-6). He told a goya who gave him water that her religion was bullshit and that "salvation is of the Jews" (John 4:22).

All his talmidim were Jewish, including Rabbi Shaul haTarsi. He stressed HaShem hasn't forgotten (Romans 11:1) his chosen people (Deuteronomy 7:6). He adds that Jews come first and the goyim after (Romans 1:16, 3:1-2). Also, he was a proud Parush (Philippians 3:5). Contrary to what apostate heretics believe, Yeshua loved them (Matthew 23). He only criticized some for teaching traditions as mitzvot while omitting actual mitzvot. Like in Matthew 15:1-20. Read this passage whole for once.

Shaul said the covenant is eternal and that Mashiah will come from Israel, not from the goyim (Romans 9:3-5). The covenant gives Israel the land (Genesis 17:7-8, Jeremiah 7:7) from the Nile to the Euphrates (Genesis 15:18). Arabs and other Semitic people are not included (Genesis 50:24). Jeremiah 31:31-33 does predict a new covenant... with Jews. Not goyim. Yeshua adds he didn't come to abolish the law (Matthew 5:17). He came to fulfill... prophecies. "Fulfilling the law" is an apostate's way of saying abolishing without owning it.

Goyim are welcome in the new covenant (they were in the old too, see the Book of Ruth). But HaShem wants them to be watchmen for Israel (Ezekiel 33:7). He will judge them for how they treated Jews (Genesis 12:1-3, Joel 3:1-2). A good talmid of Yeshua must:
1. Pray for peace in Jerusalem (Psalms 122:6-7);
2. Make the Jews jealous, not afraid or angry (Romans 11:11);
3. Comfort Jews (Joshua 40:1-2);
4. Help Jews out with money (Romans 15:26-27).

Bonus:
1. Revelations 12 describes Satan attacking Israel. It reuses the symbols from Yosef's dream (Genesis 37:9).
2. Ezekiel 37 describes the rebirth of Israel as a nation after the Holocaust.
Anonymous No.17858800
The elephant in the room is obviously that only whites can effectuate a socialist society because they inherently posses the qualities which make it possible. When others are introduced into it, or if others try it, the scheme fails because it can not bear their strain upon its balance.
Anonymous No.17858805
>>17858732
>defending socialism
Good goy
Anonymous No.17858807
>>17858796
>Contrary to what apostate wrongthinkers
Can't help yourself but to reveal your true nature?
Anonymous No.17858818
>>17858796
Having recently concluded our discussion about the law for the exiled divested of God's authority, I am shocked to here find you pretending to have learned nothing.

Perhaps that old saying about jews always coming back to start the argument from the beginning again has some truth to it after all.
Anonymous No.17858826
>>17858796
white christians will either respond with glee and joy that their religion derives from jews or absolutely seethe to no end when it is brought up
hilarious to watch either way
Anonymous No.17858909
>>17856410
Jesus was a Jew of the tribe of Judah straight out of Judea.
Anonymous No.17858935
>>17856402 (OP)
Jesus was a shit-skinned Jew with mutilated genitals who equated Goyim to dogs and subverted the Roman Empire. His child-mutilating mother was a lying Jewess who cheated on her old Jewish cuckold of a husband and said her product of infidelity was a miraculous child of God to dupe superstitious Jewish idiots so they will not stone her to death for committing adultery.