Thread 17858462 - /his/ [Archived: 154 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:03:10 PM No.17858462
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How to read the Bible:

Start with Mathew. only Mathew remained true to Jesus. Just ignore the part where he say that Jesus told the apostles to buy a sword. Mathew was tripping balls in that part, and it is obvious, because this part goes against everything Jesus taught. Back in the days Mathew could not comprehend Jesus.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:04:06 PM No.17858465
>>17858462 (OP)
Enjoy Hell.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:06:58 PM No.17858474
slay them
slay them
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>>17858462 (OP)
How were they supposed to slay everyone who refuses to submit to their Lord's rule if they didn't have swords?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:09:04 PM No.17858479
>>17858465
Enjoy Mexico.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:11:39 PM No.17858491
>>17858474
Wait until they get a gun
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:12:48 PM No.17858495
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>>17858474
Failed prophecy

>>17858462 (OP)
How come zero historians in jerusalem documented the zombie uprising of old testament saints and patriarchs?

Why did consequent gospels delete this event?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:24:58 PM No.17858528
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>>17858462 (OP)
Hereโ€™s how to actually read the Bible
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:29:40 PM No.17858549
>>17858528
A de-judaized bible would be a blank page

Every single character is jewish and referencing jewish lore
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:31:04 PM No.17858554
>>17858528
>you need AIslop to read the Bible, which is written in plain English
No thanks. I'm not a stupid amerimutt monkey like you. Where is your church? Behind planned Parenthood? Hahahahahahahahahahaha
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:36:27 PM No.17858582
>>17858465 Only those in hell can wish hell to others, so...
>>17858474 Only atheists harms the Sons of God. Just because an atheist claims to be a Christian this doesn't make him a Christian. You should know better by know.
>>17858528 Opinion discarded. I just gave you the proper formula.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:15:17 PM No.17858689
>>17858528
Just read Luke. Written by a gentile for gentiles.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:40:17 AM No.17858918
>>17858528
If you like Christianity but cannot comprehend a jew doing something not evil. Just become a Neoplatonist.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:45:11 AM No.17858929
>>17858462 (OP)
>How to read the Bible
You don't. Grow up and read nonfiction instead.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:49:37 AM No.17858943
>>17858528
This is what happens when you brainwash your son into kikestianity and then he grows up to be redpilled on the JQ. So he can't shake his foundational beliefs but he's also can't deny the truth about kikes.

Do not abuse your children like that or they'll end up like this weird faggot.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:56:31 AM No.17859096
>>17858943
>>17858918
>>17858689
>>17858582
>>17858554
>>17858549
get marcionpilled
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:06:52 AM No.17859115
>>17858554
Brown thirdie mutt hands wrote this post.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:18:06 AM No.17859255
Bible in a year podcast
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:20:24 AM No.17859260
>>17859115
>if you can read the KJV, then you aren't white
What did the Greater Israeli mean by this?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:49:28 AM No.17859327
>>17858479
Oh hi Sanjay.
>>17858582
Have fun burning.