Thread 17866051

Thoughts on Mormons?

>>17866051 (OP)
Deluded heretics. Some of them are into wife swapping / multiple wives. I'm not speculating, I know this from experience

>>17866051 (OP)
Soaking is a pretty based workaround ngl

>>17866067
Qrd on soaking? Too lazy to google, but I know it's something like a legal loophole

>>17866070
Couples remain motionless after one's penetrated the other so it's technically not sex before marriage

Early mainstream Mormon history is wacky enough but the spinoff cults are insane
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/dark-history-of-an-island-king

>>17866051 (OP)
Mormon temple = Masonic temple
Mormon ritual = Masonic ritual
Mormon exaltation = Masonic initiation

>>17866051 (OP)
Nice people, but totally indoctrinated by a batshit cult. I actually feel bad for them, because every day for them is a constant struggle to remain "holy and pure" and that just drags them deeper into the depths of the cult.

>>17866074
This only works because Adam Elohim is a T. rex and can only detect thrusting motions.

Nice people, but even basic elements of the church's history makes it pretty obvious that the whole thing is a fraud.

>>17866051 (OP)
Interesting cult i guess

>>17866051 (OP)
Repackaged masonry but they’re shrewd people who take care of their own which is something I can’t hate on.

>>17866051 (OP)
They must be stopped

>>17866605
kek

Weird but friendly and mostly harmless.

>>17866074
For what purpose?
Like the best result I see is the guy just loses his boner inside and it's just kind of awkward.

>>17866051 (OP)
Hellbound heretics.

Islam for white people

Polygamy is a little strange but other than that they're alright

>>17866977
The trick is to get a third person to bounce on the bed while you do it.

>>17866051 (OP)
They will be the last white people

>>17866051 (OP)
When you tell your wife that the two of you need a daughter because you want to fuck your neighbor's girl and need a swap.

>>17866056
This. Evolution didn't last long enough on earth so the latent fagtard dna from caveman tribe times thoroughly embedded itself into most of you modern mongrels, making the monkey fanfic mormon authors delusional enough to hilariously believe themselves worthy of creating a new runt of a religion in emulation of a star god. Sure, if a being is capable of conquering solar systems daily and possesses a collection of galaxies, I guess they're at the level of boredom that requires entire planets filled with virgin 10/10 wives, as degenerate as that may be, but you? Little ol you? Hehe. Earthers are born at a 1:1 male-female ratio. Sit down.

>>17866051 (OP)
White muslims. Not much more to say